Village live broadcast: Angrily rubbing giant pandas at the beginning!

Chapter 57
Tang Qingyuan gritted his teeth, wishing he could tear Lin Yang to shreds, this guy is too irritating.

Properly straight man with advanced cancer, he can't be cured!It's better to bury it on the spot.

Seeing Tang Qingyuan's appearance, Lin Yang coughed, smiled awkwardly, and took a step back.

"Calm down, my number one fan! I was just joking with you just now."

"Shanzhu, Wei, I have already anticipated the death of Shanzhu."

"If the goddess punches down, we can have a feast. It is recommended to bury the mountain master alive on the spot!"

"Shanzhu, hurry up and apologize to the goddess, why can't your straight male cancer be cured?"

Lin Yang looked at the menacing Tang Qingyuan, and saw the barbecued pork beside him.

"Sorry, char siew! Be my shield."

"When it's done, I'll give you ten cucumbers!"

When Char Siu Rou heard the ten cucumbers, his eyes lit up and he jumped up excitedly!

In the next second, Lin Yang quickly picked up the char siu pork who was giggling at the side, and pushed it directly into Tang Qingyuan's arms.

Tang Qingyuan was taken aback, looked at the oncoming char siu pork, and immediately reacted, and quickly caught it.

"Hey!"

The char siew yelled twice coquettishly, with a soft and cute face, rubbing against Tang Qingyuan's arms again and again.

Only then did Tang Qingyuan get out of the runaway state, and the char siew yelled twice, pointing his bear paw at Lin Yang, as if apologizing.

"Okay, okay, I understand the meaning of the char siu pork, so I will forgive the mountain master once."

Tang Qingyuan was moved by the cuteness of the barbecued pork, so he didn't bother to argue with Lin Yang.

Seeing this scene, Lin Yang wiped the cold sweat from his forehead and covered his chest.

"Now I feel that being an anchor is also life-threatening, Shanzhu, I don't know how to play Sanda, let me live broadcast with you!"

"I feel that Shanzhu will never find a second girlfriend in this life besides a girl."

"I think so too. The girl is so cute, why does she like the straight guy Shangshanzhu?"

"Shanzhu, that sentence of sterilization directly shocked the old man for 100 years!"

Lin Yang took a deep breath, and he swore that he would never play this kind of game with Tang Qingyuan again next time.

"I have decided that I will never listen to your instigation again. I have always been popular with girls, okay?"

"The goddess treats me like this, she must be jealous, jealous of me."

"It's over, I feel that the mountain master is going to die again."

"Why does the mountain master feel good about himself, isn't he afraid of being punched by the goddess?"

"Now when I see the mountain master and the goddess together, I don't feel sore at all. I just want to laugh, and the corners of my lips rise."

Tang Qingyuan gave Lin Yang a blank look, he really didn't know how the girl would continue to bicker with this straight male cancer mountain master in the future.

Lin Yang coughed, and then took Tang Qingyuan to see various animals. Although there were only five or six kinds of animals, Tang Qingyuan was full of interest.It's just that she has been hugging the char siu pork and never leaves, which makes Lin Yang a little helpless.

It wasn't until the evening that Tang Qingyuan couldn't stop thinking about it.

"Wait, it's already night now, where are you going to live?"

It was only at this time that Lin Yang realized Tang Qingyuan's living problem. This place is in the wilderness, and there is no hotel in the village.

Is it possible to live in his house?

"The owner of the mountain is actually enlightened. I also want to ask where the goddess lives. Could it be that the owner of the mountain didn't arrange a place?"

"Goddess wants to live with the Mountain Lord? Mountain Lord, it's dangerous! Come back, girl!"

"Brother Gongba is ecstatic! Although I'm sorry girl."

"Hehe, Pure Love God of War is here, let's hunt the tauren in the dark tonight and eat beef hot pot!"

Lin Yang glanced at the barrage, what a mess, he didn't have any unreasonable thoughts about Tang Qingyuan.

With her punch, it is estimated that the village will have a feast tomorrow. The black man smiled, life and death are unpredictable.

Tang Qingyuan chuckled: "Of course I live in the owner's house, the owner will not forget, right? You want to entertain me, the number one fan."

Lin Yang froze for a moment.

"Lonely men and widows, this is not appropriate."

"I'm not afraid of anything inappropriate, what are you afraid of!"

Tang Qingyuan said indifferently.

"You are definitely not afraid, you are a Sanda coach, I am afraid that I will be attacked by you at night tonight, and I will feel the crisis of chastity!"

"Boys must protect themselves when they come out, fans must be careful."

"Pfft! I laughed, Mountain Lord, you are so good at killing yourself."

"I feel that the mountain master can't survive tonight, and he can still say such things when he is with the goddess."

"The goddess is about to go berserk, danger! The mountain lord stands up."

"Lin Yang."

At this moment, a language full of killing intent came out of Tang Qingyuan's mouth.

Lin Yang was trembling all over, and jumped up in fright: "I'm sorry, the second generation of the future mountain master, I was wrong!"

"Slip, slip!"

After he finished speaking, he turned around and was about to leave, but was held by a delicate hand.

"Do you think you can escape?"

"Pfft, the mountain lord is going to die here today! The second generation of the mountain lord is taking office."

"Wangtian, why the mountain lord and the goddess are together, I don't feel the slightest ambiguity."

"Stop talking, my stomach hurts from laughing already, and I feel that the Mountain Lord won't survive tonight."

Lin Yang hid aside and shivered: "Goddess, please spare me!"

"What do you think? Mountain Lord!"

The next second, a howl came.

Lin Yang touched his shoulder and took a deep breath.

"Fans, I'm still alive, I'm alive, I'm dying."

"But I think the goddess really has the potential to become the second generation of the mountain master! I have to dig it out."

Tang Qingyuan glanced at Lin Yang, rolled his eyes, and didn't bother to pay attention to Lin Yang.

But she likes Lin Yang's way of getting along with friends very much. Today makes her very happy and relieves a lot of pressure.

"Pfft, don't be such a mountain master, I think the goddess wants to kill you now."

"Talk about the [-] ways that the anchor makes the fans mad, I can't complain about the mountain master anymore!"

"Shanzhu, what time are you going to broadcast live today? I want to see the night view of Mount Shu today."

Lin Yang glanced outside the house, the sound of insects could not stop, it was getting late.

"Goddess, to be honest, where are you going to live tonight?"

After Tang Qingyuan gave Lin Yang a blank look, he took out a compressed tent from his luggage.

"I've anticipated this situation a long time ago and have already prepared the tent!"

"Let's go, Mountain Lord, accompany me to the river to set up a tent. It happens that the bamboo rats haven't finished eating, so let's eat roasted bamboo rats."

Lin Yang was taken aback: "It's not right, you should live in my house."

"It just so happens that char siu pork is so sticky to you, you sleep with it tonight."

Hearing the words, the char siu yelled twice, agreeing.

This color panda, Lin Yang complained in his heart, Tang Qingyuan is his fan, sleeping in the open in Shushan is full of dangers, he dare not even a local.

Hearing this, Tang Qingyuan cast a blank glance at Lin Yang: "The owner of the mountain has a conscience. If you really let me sleep on the street, as the number one fan, I am already ready to take off my fan."

"I even intend to inherit the name of the second generation of the mountain master."

(End of this chapter)