Village live broadcast: Angrily rubbing giant pandas at the beginning!

Chapter 453

It should be that the deputy village chief is deliberately planning to play tricks behind his back, trying to find various reasons to send away the barbecued pork and red roasted pork.

Just like asking Char Siu Pork and Red Roast Pork to recover the big fat pig right now, if something goes wrong in the process, such as the Char Siu Pork misses and hurts someone or something, someone will definitely stand up and make excuses immediately.

But in the end, the whole process of recovering the fat pig with char siew meat was very smooth, and the efficiency was extremely fast. The big fat pig was found back in less than 10 minutes.

As a result, a certain plan of the deputy village chief naturally fell through, but Lin Yang didn't bother to take care of these things.

He just needs to know what's in his mind - if he can pose a threat to him, he will naturally have to take precautions; but the village chief can't pose any real threat to him under his deliberate deliberations, so why should he take precautions?

Didn't bother to talk about it at all.

In his eyes, the method of the deputy village chief is just like a child's play house. It's like playing. Even if he wants to pay attention to it, he can't do it, alas.

It's better to sit on the bench and watch the barbecued pork butcher the pig.

At this time, the char siu pork and the braised pork had driven the big fat pig back to the village party secretary's house.

Regardless of the scene or the live broadcast room, everyone was staring intently, for fear of missing the upcoming exciting scene.

The big fat pig had been driven to the edge of the chopping board, with a char siu pork standing on the left and a braised pork standing on the right, so that it had no choice but to stand there.

The audience was quiet, just waiting for the char siu pork to start.

In the live broadcast room, everyone was looking forward to it: "Hurry up and serve the char siu pork, just take the knife up, and chop off the pig's head with one knife."

"Nimma killing a pig and beheading it? Is that called killing a pig? If you don't understand upstairs, don't talk nonsense."

"No, I also think that when char siu pork kills a pig, it should be beheaded directly, otherwise it can be stabbed in the neck and bled according to the normal procedure? This is too difficult for char siu pork."

"That's right, char siu pork is not a human being after all, there is no way to stab the neck to bleed, you can only behead it with a knife."

"Why do you and I have different ideas? The char siu pork is standing still, isn't it just thinking about how to bleed the fat pig?"

This barrage is the truth, Lin Yang also thought so at this time.

Barbecued pork and red roasted pork These two guys have been standing still, and the cliff is just thinking about how to let the blood out, otherwise they will just go up and push the fat pig down, so there is no need to be dazed?

At this moment, the char siu pork suddenly moved.

"嘤嘤嘤." There were a few calls at first, and then the char siew pork jumped up and rushed towards the big fat pig.

boom!With a loud noise, the fat pig fell to the ground in an instant, hissing and howling and struggling frantically.

"Hey." The low growl became irritable, and the char siew meat obviously couldn't hold it down anymore.

"Damn it, this fat pig is so strong, it can't even hold the char siu pork?"

"I finally understand why so many people can't hold this pig anymore."

"So it's good to be a little fatter?"

"Hahaha, yes, a little fat can save your life at critical times."

Many fans in the live broadcast room kept discussing, but everyone on the scene became a little anxious, and everyone was eager to help.

But at this moment, the braised pork suddenly yelled at the people: "Don't come here, look at me!"

The moment the roar fell, the braised pork also rushed towards the big fat pig.

In an instant, the pressure on Fat Pig doubled and he couldn't move.

But the barbecued pork and braised pork couldn't move either, so they could only just press on the fat pig tightly. If they loosened up a bit, the fat pig would find an opportunity to take advantage of it, and then it might have to run away after struggling frantically.

"Nimma, is this the rhythm of crushing the fat pig to death?"

"Isn't it? That's how Ganqing char siu pork is butchered?"

"Niubi 666, I have learned a lot today."

"Unlock the new posture of killing pigs? Hahaha..."

The fans burst out laughing, and at this moment, the char siu rou slapped the big fat pig on the forehead.

The big fat pig's neighing sound became weaker, and it was obvious that it was a little stunned by the slap.

Immediately afterwards, the braised pork slapped hard on the belly of the big fat pig.

The force was so great that the big fat pig was in unbearable pain, howling and struggling crazily.

Faced with such resistance, the char siu rou suddenly jumped up, and immediately hit the big fat pig's head with his own body.

Bang, there was a loud noise, and the big fat pig was hit on the head, and suddenly became a little dizzy.

The people around were dumbfounded, all of them had extremely messy expressions on their faces.

This is the first time I have seen a giant panda kill a pig, and it is also the first time I have seen such an awesome hard-core method of killing a pig.

What the hell, it's obvious that he wants to beat that pig to death!

The village party secretary was in a hurry, and hurried over to grab Lin Yang: "This is not acceptable, you have to bleed the pig, otherwise the meat won't taste good."

Lin Yang nodded, and was about to stop the barbecued pork and red roast pork, and then asked someone to go up with a knife to bleed the fat pig, but the result...

"Zhi Zhi Zhi." With a few screams, Xiao Jin directly picked up the butcher's knife and went up.

In an instant, the audience was stunned, and everyone was dumbfounded.

"Damn it, is this a big scene where two species join forces?"

"Giant pandas and golden monkeys kill pigs together. The pigs are so awesome that they can be treated like this."

"Big Fat Pig: Who the hell did I provoke? Two nationally protected species, Nima, teamed up to bully me? Do you still want to criticize me?"

"Xiao Jin: I don't even want to criticize the face, anyway, I'll mess with you today."

"Big Fat Pig: You fucking try one?"

"Xiao Jin, just try it."

In the barrage area, the fans spoofed a dialogue.

The key point is that this dialogue is quite appropriate. Basically, after Xiao Jin said "try and try", at the scene of the pig slaughter, Xiao Jin really stabbed the big fat pig in the neck.

In an instant, blood splashed wildly.

A villager next to him hurriedly brought the basin over to catch the pig's blood.

The big fat pig twitched and twitched all over, and was still making the last resistance, but was held down tightly by the char siew pork, and could not move at all.

And as the blood continued to flow from its neck, the fat pig moved less and less, and finally stopped completely.

So dead?

"Squeak, squeak." Xiao Jin raised his blood-stained butcher knife and shouted loudly, "Is I handsome? Is he handsome?"

"Hey." Char Siu Rou slapped Xiao Jin away with a slap: "Go away, what the hell are you talking about here, a human-headed dog who just makes up for the last knife?"

Xiao Jin rolled on the ground and turned several somersaults, finally stopped, and pointed his knife at the char siu pork: "Dead panda, are you looking for death?"

The char siew patted his chest, and responded with a buzzing voice: "Come on, come on, fuck me, I beg you."

Everyone around was stunned, but the fans in the live broadcast room burst into laughter. Even if they didn't understand, they could guess the conversation between Char Siu Rou and Xiao Jin.

"Fight!"

"Yes, Xiao Jin, don't be cowardly, come on, just fight with the char siu pork!"

Xiao Jin seemed to have heard the voices of the fans, and really rushed towards the pork with a butcher's knife...

(End of this chapter)