Chapter 430 The Mountain Lord Is a Pig Teammate

The speed of the char siu pork is not uncommon. If you want to change it, you will definitely slap the Taoist priest away.

But this time is different from the past, the Taoist priest actually dodged away.

"Nimma's dead panda still wants to hit me? Still think I'm as easy to bully as before?"

"I tell you, 30 years in Hedong and 30 years in Hexi, don't bully the middle-aged and poor, don't fucking look down on me, you know?"

Barbecued pork is a bit ignorant, don't you bully the middle-aged and poor?

Lin Yang was also taken aback, can this f*cking Taoist have a bottom line?How could he even say something like Mo bullying the middle-aged and poor?

The live broadcast was even more frustrating: "It's really speechless to rely on this dead Taoist priest."

"Niubao, I actually heard such words as Mo bullying the middle-aged and poor in my lifetime, hahaha."

"Then Mo bully the old and the poor? Mo bully died without even a coffin board?"

"The talent upstairs, hahaha..."

"嘤嘤嘤." Char Siu Rou suddenly yelled, and then rushed towards the Taoist priest with a roar.

In the end, the Taoist stepped aside again, pointing at the barbecued pork and yelling, "Did I give you a face? F*ck bastard, listen to me, Daoist, I..."

"Roar!" A sudden roar sounded behind the Taoist priest.

The Taoist froze for a moment, and Lin Yang was also in a daze at this moment, even the barbecued pork and braised pork were stunned.

Grizzly!Nima, a super big grizzly bear that was a head taller than the big brown bear before, was less than five meters behind the Taoist priest with its teeth and claws open.

Look at that ready-to-move posture, once it moves, the cliff can throw the Taoist priest down in the blink of an eye, then bite off the neck in one bite, and then quickly tear the Taoist priest to pieces, eating it will definitely not even throw up the bones.

At this moment, Lin Yang could even imagine the bloody scene.

In the live broadcast room, almost all the fans were suffocating, and they were all frightened by the scene.

"I'm going to die, I'm going to die, this Taoist is really going to die."

"This grizzly bear is too big. I'm sure my legs will go limp on the spot if Nima is replaced, and I'll be paralyzed from fright."

"Stop talking, I'm too scared to move."

"You dare not move upstairs, how did you knock on the barrage?"

"Is it okay for me to knock with my mind?"

"Damn it, the Taoist priest has been frightened out of his body?"

This barrage almost hits the point, the Taoist priest is really frightened at this moment, he is really in a state of out-of-body state, motionless and sweating profusely, holding his breath all the time, afraid of a Inadvertently, the big grizzly bear rushed forward.

Lin Yang was a little better. After all, he had the experience of facing a group of big brown bears alone before, so he could force himself to calm down to some extent, but that was all he could do. In the current situation, he couldn't think of any way to rescue the Taoist priest.

Roar!With a sudden roar, the grizzly bear moved and came towards the Taoist priest.

In an instant, the Taoist's legs went limp and he collapsed on the ground.

"嘤嘤嘤." A very unique but equally wild roar sounded, and the char siew meat stood up, resolutely blocking the Taoist priest.

Immediately afterwards, the braised pork went up too, and the char siu pork left and right completely blocked the grizzly bear's sight.

The Taoist breathed a sigh of relief immediately, kicked his legs back quickly, and muttered: "Mother, help me, the Taoist master doesn't want to die, mother of barbecued pork, help me..."

Barbecued Pork Mom?Lin Yang was convinced, Nima really could even say such words.

Many fans in the live broadcast room were also complaining: "If I heard it right, this dead Taoist priest is calling the barbecued pork mother?"

"It depends on his uncle, what kind of dead panda was he calling just now, and now he is called mother?"

"Dead Taoist priests are disgusting, they have no bottom line."

"Why do I think it's wrong, shouldn't I be called Papa of Char Siu Pork?"

Really, the char siu pork is a serious steel male, the Taoist should really be called dad.

But at this time, the Taoist priest definitely couldn't care so much. After a short distance, he finally crawled backwards to Lin Yang.

And, suddenly there was another growl, and another big grizzly bear came.

In an instant, two giant grizzly bears faced off against two giant pandas. They were evenly matched in numbers.

Lin Yang became even more nervous, hurriedly dragged the Taoist up and pushed him to the back, then grabbed a stick from the side, ready to rush to help at any time.

If he really wanted to do it, he would definitely not be able to help him, but he could find an opportunity, take advantage of the time when the two big grizzly bears were fighting with the barbecued pork and red roasted pork, he made a surprise attack and knocked him unconscious.

This is the only way right now, and it was Lin Yang who racked his brains and finally figured it out.

But the fans were puzzled: "What is the owner of the mountain doing?"

"I don't know, why does it feel like he's going to rush up and fight the grizzly bear?"

"Fuck me, don't you? A mortal body fighting a grizzly bear? Crazy?"

"Then what is he doing with the stick? You can see that his posture is clearly to rush up and do it."

While the fans were stunned, they were discussing among themselves, when a roar suddenly sounded at the scene, and the battle broke out.

The big grizzly bear suddenly rushed towards the barbecued pork, opened its teeth and claws, and directly moved its mouth to bite.

There is no fear of the char siu pork, so it will directly pounce on it and fight head-on: Temeow's fight will scare you?Do you know what Ben Bao was doing before?See if I won't convince you today!
At the same time, another big grizzly bear had sex with braised pork.

Lin Yang stood aside, clutching the stick tightly, waiting for an opportunity to make a move at any time.

"I see clearly, the mountain master is preparing for a sneak attack."

"Sneak attack on the grizzly bear? Knock it out with a stick?"

"God, don't miss this, or the mountain master will be torn apart by the grizzly bear."

"Anyway, if you want me, you must run straight away. No matter how hard you are, you can't fight with your life, even for the national treasure giant panda."

In fact, Lin Yang also wanted to run away, but he had signed the conservation documents related to giant pandas, and he would be responsible for any accidents with the barbecued pork.

Of course, the most important thing is to have feelings in it, although it seems nothing compared to life...

Anyway, about 2 minutes later, when the char siew meat was fighting the big grizzly bear most fiercely, Lin Yang seized the opportunity and went up.

In an instant, he jumped up and landed with a stick, hitting the head of the char siu pork.

It's cruel.

With a bang, the char siu pork fell to the ground in a daze.

In the next second, Lin Yang was in a daze, Grizzly was in a daze, and all the fans in the studio were in a daze.

"The owner of the mountain is a cow batch."

"Shanzhu 666."

"Char Siu Pork: Damn you pig teammate, get out, get out!"

"Char Siu Pork: You're a bully, come here, I'll just lie here and not move, I'm so fucked up, it's nothing, bah."

(End of this chapter)

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