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Chapter 399 Taoist wants to stew pork roast

After a scream, the Taoist was so painful that he almost passed out on the spot.

Seeing the Taoist priest covering his crotch with his hands and rolling all over the floor, Lin Yang couldn't help covering his eyes with his hands.

The same goes for the braised pork and tuantuan.

"Damn, look at the innocent faces of the mountain master and the braised pork."

"Poor Taoist priest, hahaha this nima can't bear it anymore hahaha..."

"Upstairs you are too much, how can you laugh at this time, you have to be like me, hold back, hehehe."

"Would you smile more wickedly upstairs?"

Unknowingly, after half a sound, the Taoist priest was sweating profusely, got up from the ground and just stood firm...

"Wow, woof, woof." Qiuqiu came back, followed by the char siu pork.

The Taoist jumped up in a panic and hid aside as if running for his life.

"The Taoist is scared."

"It's hard to change anyone. I was cheated twice in a short period of time. First I was almost drowned, and then I was almost killed by pain. It is obvious that the char siu pork is the Taoist's nemesis."

The fans in the live broadcast room booed one after another, and the Taoist priest suddenly yelled at the char siu pork: "Dead panda, you wait for me, Taoist master, I will take you as a disaster sooner or later!"

"Hey..." Char Siu Rou glanced at the Taoist priest, but he tripped over something under his feet and fell instantly, his chubby body rolling down the slope.

It was like aiming at the Taoist priest.

"I'm damn!" The Taoist changed color and hurriedly dodged away.

boom!With a loud noise, the char siew meat rolled over where the Taoist was just now, rushed up a slope, fell from mid-air, and smashed into the snow!

At this moment, the whole world seemed to be quiet.

"Wow, woof, woof." Qiuqiu was the first to run over, standing by the edge of the pit and yelling into it.

Immediately afterwards, the Taoist priest also passed by. Unexpectedly, the foot was hollow, and he fell directly when he stepped down, and then rolled into the pit.

Just when the char siew meat came out of the snow, he turned over and sat the Taoist priest on the bottom.

Lin Yang is messy, did this guy go out today and didn't read the almanac?

Many fans in the live broadcast room burst into laughter: "The Taoist priests are always injured, hahaha."

"There are no Taoist priests anymore. If you have such luck, what research do you do? Just go buy lottery tickets, and you will be sure to buy one at a time."

"Today we have to pay tribute to our great Daoist, it's so fucking funny hahaha..."

Lin Yang felt that it was really not to blame for the heartlessness of the fans. The main reason was that the Taoist priest really turned his back on it today. He rushed everything and couldn't hide.

That night, Lin Yang personally hosted a banquet to apologize to the Taoist priest, thinking how much he could comfort the Taoist priest's wounded heart.

"Comfort me, Master Dao, I need you to comfort me?" The Taoist priest still got up and pointed at the char siu pork: "I must find a fucking opportunity to stew this scourge.

"Hey, hey." Barbecued pork roared in response: Come here, get it, if you have the guts, try stewing Ben Bao.

The Taoist jumped up immediately: "Damn it, what kind of attitude do you think it is? Is this admitting a mistake? How dare you provoke me?"

"Lin Yang, don't pull me, now you can't say anything, I have to stew this scourge, don't pull me..."

"I didn't pull you." Lin Yang said quietly.

The Taoist was stunned.

"Nimma, the Taoist is embarrassed."

"Shanzhu, you should at least give the Taoist priest some face, are they really shameless?"

"Taoist: Damn, are you trying to make things difficult for me?"

The fans were laughing wildly in the live broadcast room, but the braised pork was yelling from the side, blah blah: Go and hold him back.

Lin Yang came back to his senses immediately, and quickly stretched out his hand to grab the Taoist priest: "Don't, don't, don't be impatient and calm down. Don't stew the char siu pork."

"Go away, I must stew the char siu pork." The Taoist became angry instantly, and struggled frantically with all his strength, as if he wanted to stew the char siu pork.

At this time, the char siew turned around and left.

"Why are you going, dead panda? Don't run if you have the guts?"

"Now you know how to be cowardly? What did you do earlier? It's too late for me to tell you that you will not escape the fate of being stewed by Lao Tzu tonight no matter what."

The Taoist priest kept yelling manically, Lin Yang was really convinced.

Many fans in the live broadcast room were speechless, but at this time...

The char siu pork came back again, holding a few wooden sticks and carrying a big pot, he ran quickly, and threw the big pot in front of the Taoist priest with a bang.

The Taoist priest's roar was interrupted instantly, and he was confused: What is this for?
Lin Yang was also curious: What do you mean? Why did you bring such a big pot of char siu pork?

Under the watchful eyes of everyone, the char siew pork quickly moved another pile of bricks, and then used the bricks to set up the cauldron.

"I'm stunned, what kind of char siu pork are you going to play?"

"Stupid +1."

"Stupid +2."

"You guys are so stupid, the char siu pork is clearly provoking Taoist priests, can't you see it?"

In fact, many fans have seen it, but it is really hard to believe.

Is it really so exciting?

But the fact is true, the char siu meat set up the iron pot and put the wooden sticks under it, then got a pile of hay, poured water into the pot, and after everything was done, he lay down in the pot.

"Hey." The char siu patted his chest in the pot and yelled at the Taoist priest: "Come and stew me, this treasure is ready for you, and the dead Taoist priest come and stew me."

At this moment, everyone was stunned.

There was a dead silence in the air, and Lin Yang, Braised Pork, Tuantuan and Qiuqiu all turned their heads and looked at the Taoist priest.

The Taoist priest is messy: Watch me make a ball.

With a bang, the char siu pork was splashing in the pot, pointing at the Taoist priest, blah blah: Didn't you say you're going to stew me?Come on, everything is ready and you still don't do it?
"What the hell, is it tolerable, which one is unbearable."

"That's right, Taoist priest, don't be cowardly, hurry up and cook char siu pork!"

"If I want to be so provoked by char siu pork, I will stew the char siu pork until it is rotten, and then drink and eat stewed meat, it will be so cool."

"Taoist priest, you can't let us look down on you. Hurry up and light the fire. Whatever you say tonight, you must stew the char siu pork."

Lin Yang took out his mobile phone and handed it to the Taoist priest, letting him see for himself the encouragement from many fans.

The Taoist priest's face was tense, and he gritted his teeth: "You, you can roll as far as you can."

Suddenly, the char siu pork came out of the cauldron, and ran far away.

The fans were puzzled, but the Taoist was completely relieved, the damn disaster finally stopped.

It's a pity that the Taoist priest was too happy.

After a while, the char siu pork came back, threw a lighter in front of the Taoist priest, and then ran into the cauldron.

"Hahaha, the char siu pork is for Taoist priests to find fire."

"Ox, ox, all of them are alive now, the Taoist priest hastened to light the fire."

At this moment, the Taoist priest's face turned green.

(End of this chapter)