Village live broadcast: Angrily rubbing giant pandas at the beginning!

Chapter 385 Cooperating with fans to spoof Lin Yang
In just a few minutes, the number of orders placed in the background of the live broadcast room reached more than 3000.

Lin Yang was excited for a while, and the first step of the plan was completely declared a success.

At this moment, the Taoist priest came and pulled Lin Yang aside: "What the hell are you really going to sell so many things in my vegetable garden? Tell me quickly what is your plan?"

Lin Yang swept around and pulled the Taoist priest to a cleaner place: "You can't just stare at a vegetable garden, you have to take a longer view."

"Sell the things in this vegetable garden first, and then invest in it when you have money, plant the varieties I have researched, and at the same time expand, research, and develop in an all-round way, are you afraid that your dream will not come true? "

The Taoist priest's eyes were full of suspicion: "You kid, talk about dreams with me? Are you fooling me?"

"Who have you seen me fool?"

"Hey." The char siew suddenly jumped out and slapped Lin Yang directly.

Lin Yang was caught off guard and staggered suddenly, almost fell, and stared at him after standing still: "Is it a rebellion? I haven't settled the contract yet, are you dissatisfied?"

crunching.Char Siu Rou threw a small piece of tender bamboo shoot into his mouth and began to chew without even looking at Lin Yang.

"What do you mean? You're dissatisfied, aren't you? Have a problem with me?" Lin Yang still doesn't believe that this guy can't be cured, it's really like he made the live broadcast of Char Siu Pork poop last night.

With another crunch, Char Siu Rou threw a small sweet potato into his mouth again.

Lin Yang was taken aback, where did he get that little sweet potato from?
In a blink of an eye, Lin Yang went over to take a look, only to find that there was actually a shoulder bag hanging on the char siew meat, it was still pink, it was very close-fitting, and the inside was bulging, and at first glance, there was a lot of space, it must have contained a lot of things like small sweet potatoes and bamboo shoots.

"Where did you get this satchel?" Lin Yang asked curiously.

The char siu pork ignored him, and took out a small sweet potato from the bag and threw it into his mouth. He chewed and walked away. When he reached the door, he suddenly lay down, pouted his buttocks and twisted towards Lin Yang. .

Naked provocation!

"You want to beat the char siu pork!" Lin Yang rushed up and raised his leg, trying to kick the char siu pork ass.

Unexpectedly, as if the char siu rou had been prepared for a long time, he easily dodged and ran away, and even turned around and yelled at Lin Yang: Come here!
"Stop and don't move!" Lin Yang yelled, but as soon as the voice fell, a piece of roasted pumpkin directly smashed the char siu pork.

In the middle of Lin Yang's face, the cooked pumpkin was smashed to pieces, covering Lin Yang's face.

Lin Yang didn't know what it was, so he subconsciously stretched out his hand, and the whole picture instantly became horrible.

The yellow, soft, and sticky stuff was all over Lin Yang's face, from a distance it looked like shit was stuck all over his face.

"Shanzhu, look this way." A fan suddenly appeared at the door with a camera.

Lin Yang raised his head subconsciously, and the fans snapped a photo of his current appearance.

"Shanzhu has another one." The fan was a girl, and the sweet voice made Lin Yang subconsciously make a pair of scissors. At the same time, he was attracted by the smell of cooked pumpkin and couldn't help opening his mouth to lick it. The result...

A few minutes later, fans put the photo on Lin Yang's live broadcast room.

"Damn it, what is this shit? What is the owner of the mountain doing?"

"I thought it would be enough to defecate on a live broadcast of char siu pork, but I didn't expect Shanzhu to be even worse."

"It seems that the char siu pork was spoiled by the mountain owner. Nima can't do it. I'm going to vomit, vomit..."

When Lin Yang saw the photo and then saw the barrage, he was stunned and his eyes were messy. At the same time, he clenched his fists with black lines on his face. How could this be played by the fans of Char Siew United?

"Char Siu Rou, get the hell out of here!" Lin Yang stood up angrily, and angrily went to settle accounts with Char Siu Rou.

But the char siu rou had already gone to the crowd of tourists, and was walking on a skateboard among the snowmen piled up by fans, and kept yelling: "嘿嘤嘤."

"The barbecued pork is here, this way."

"Char Siu Pork, I saw that you pooped in the live broadcast last night, hahaha." There were actually some people who didn't open any pots and carried which pots.

As a result, the char siu rou shut himself up immediately, got off the skateboard and climbed to a high platform, where he sat there without moving.

"It's over, it's over, the baby is angry, and he must be hugged and held high to comfort him."

"This group of people is real, why are you bringing this up?"

"That's right, look at the one who wronged the barbecued pork, those little eyes can make people feel so distressed."

A bunch of fans in the live broadcast room were complaining about the char siew meat. Lin Yang lost his anger when he saw it. He originally came to find the char siew meat to settle the score, but he came to comfort this guy.

The high platform is used for exhibitions, and fans and tourists can't go up it. Apart from the working passage, only a nimble little fat man like barbecued pork can climb it.

A group of people gathered around the stage and kept yelling at the char siu pork. Although there were some coaxing, most of them were booing and laughing.

"Damn these bastards are just for fun, they don't care about the feeling of char siew at all."

"It's not bad, it really pissed me off."

Lin Yang glanced at the barrage in the live broadcast room from the working passage to the high platform, then sighed, stepped forward and sat next to the char siew meat, and handed over a small cucumber, but the char siu meat ignored it.

"You don't want any more cucumbers?" Lin Yang froze for a moment, and forced the little cucumbers into the paws of the char siu meat, then stretched out one hand to hold half of the char siew meat: "Okay, I was just kidding last night , I didn’t take out that video of yours and play it back.”

The char siew meat didn't respond, and Lin Yang said again: "I didn't deliberately make a fool of you by making a live broadcast, it was Xiaoyu, but she didn't do it on purpose, and she was going to turn off the live broadcast at that time, but suddenly found that you had a contract, I was so anxious that I forgot to turn off the live broadcast."

"Okay, don't be depressed, here, I'll give you another cucumber." Lin Yang took another cucumber and handed it over.

The char siu pork was still in a low mood, quite depressed, Lin Yang sighed, raised his head to greet the fans in the live broadcast room with the drone: "Old irons, give me some strength, use an airplane rocket or something to add to the fun of the char siu pork."

"Damn it, the owner of the mountain is shameless, can brushing rockets add to the fun of barbecued pork?"

"Nima used this as a cover to openly want a reward, it's too shameless and shameless!"

After the booing and booing, many fans still expressed their concern for the barbecued pork with practical actions. In the blink of an eye, more than a dozen people swiped a bunch of airplane rockets in the live broadcast room.

Lin Yang stretched out his hand and patted the pork's head twice: "Okay, get up quickly, I'll connect with Xiaoyu and ask her to apologize to you."

As soon as the voice fell, Lin Yang's cell phone rang, and Lin Xiaoyu called.

"Brother, come back quickly, my sister-in-law is in pain, she must be sent to the hospital immediately!"

In an instant, Lin Yang froze all over.

Char Siu Rou also stood up abruptly at this moment, and immediately jumped off the high platform, yelling loudly to find Braised Pork and Tuan Tuan...

(End of this chapter)