Chapter 383
At night, Lin Yang sat face to face with the Taoist priest, eating barbecue and drinking.
The braised pork was also by his side, and he picked up a bottle of wine and poured it into his mouth from time to time, and then lowered his head to take a bite of the crispy and delicious carrot.
"I don't think you are doing research." The Taoist raised his head and drank a full glass of wine, and spoke the truth.
Lin Yang smiled and said, "Look, what can you tell? You have also tasted the cucumbers I planted. Does it mean that the cucumbers you planted are many times better?"
The Taoist nodded: "That's true. I admit that the cucumbers you planted are indeed quite good, but I still think..."
"Don't think about it." Lin Yang interrupted directly, without giving the Taoist a chance to continue to question: "Anyway, now that the research funds have been obtained, I can keep your vegetable garden for less than half a year. Whether it is in terms of output or quality, everything It will definitely give you a big surprise.”
The Taoist squinted his eyes and stared at Lin Yang non-stop, obviously wanting to see something from it, but the braised pork suddenly slapped him, blah blah: What are you looking at?drink wine.
As soon as the buzzing sound fell, the braised pork directly grabbed the wine bottle and clinked glasses with the Taoist priest, then raised his head and poured wine into his mouth.
The Taoist priest felt dizzy for a while, and couldn't help muttering: "How much alcohol does this guy have?"
Lin Yang immediately replied: "It's really not me who wants to say this, the braised pork can definitely drink you down."
"Pour me down?" The Taoist immediately refused to accept it: "What the hell are you talking about? I have never been afraid of anyone when I drink, but you told me that this guy can pour me down?"
"Hey, hey." The braised pork was not happy anymore: beep beep, let's fight it out.
The Taoist couldn't understand, but he probably knew the meaning of the braised pork, so he couldn't help but frowned, and took a drink from his glass.
Lin Yang turned his head and looked around, wondering: Where did the guy with barbecued pork go?
There are also guys like Tuantuan and Qiuqiu who have disappeared.
Are they surrounded by fans?Lin Yang was wondering, when he suddenly heard the sound of the phone, and then took the phone to see, it was a text message from Lin Xiaoyu: "Look at the live broadcast."
live streaming?Lin Yang clicked into his live broadcast room full of doubts, only to find that the live broadcast was on, obviously it was Lin Xiaoyu's fault.
But Lin Yang has no time to worry about this, because at this time, the live broadcast shows that the barbecued pork is squatting on a grass...
"Char Siu Pork, are you ashamed to poop live?"
"Nimma is really amazing, I really admire the operation of the mountain master, hahaha..."
"Why do I feel like I'm not the master of the mountain? This kind of operation seems to be the style of Xiao Yu's sister."
"Didn't you notice the thing in the claws of the char siu meat?"
"What? Isn't it just a few pieces of paper?"
"Old man, look clearly, it's not ordinary paper, it looks like a contract."
Lin Yang happened to see this barrage, and his heart skipped a beat, and then he stared at the thing that the char siew meat was holding in its claws, damn, contract!
In the next second, Lin Yang stood up and ran.
"Where are you going?" the Taoist yelled, but got no response.
Lin Yang ran wildly all the way, and when he arrived at the place, he was almost insane.
The contract has not yet been fully signed, and according to the usual practice, it must be revised and adjusted, so several places in it are empty, and the final signing ceremony will be held after the two parties have thoroughly discussed and completed.
As a result, Lin Yang rushed to the place to see that the contract had been poisoned by char siew meat, and was used as waste paper to wipe his ass.
"Char Siew Pork, you..." Lin Yang was so angry that he couldn't speak.
"Hey." Char Siu Pork was still covering his face in embarrassment: Ben Bao hasn't finished going to the toilet yet, what are you doing here, get up and go, get up and go.
"The owner of the mountain is mad, hahaha."
"I've learned a lot. I always thought that the short legs of the char siew pork would not be able to wipe their own ass."
"I always thought that the giant panda must be helped by the staff to do this kind of thing, but the barbecued pork broke my cognition hahaha."
"Looking at Shanzhu's face, I'm sure that the char siu pork must be wiped with some kind of contract."
The barrage area in the live broadcast room was extremely lively, but at this moment Lin Yang's heart was extremely chaotic, as if a million mud horses were galloping past.
But for the guy with barbecued pork, he can't be scolded or beaten. Lin Yang really can only watch that guy cover his face and pretend to be innocent, bursting into flames!
But things have come to this point and there is no way, Lin Yang can only think about asking the people in the research institute for another contract and sign it again.
"Why are you still covering your face? It's been broadcast live so that so many people can see it and still feel shy?" Lin Yang must stimulate this guy.
The barbecued pork was obviously taken aback, a little confused: live broadcast?What live broadcast?
"Here comes the char siew, look up and look there." Lin Yang guided the char siu to look up at the drone.
In an instant, the whole body of the char siew pork froze, and now he was completely stunned.
And after two seconds, the char siu rou jumped up, very annoyed and pointed at the drone and yelled one after another: "Hey..."
After yelling, Char Siu Rou grabbed a stone from the ground and threw it at the drone.
"What are you doing?" Lin Yang hurriedly stopped: "I didn't say anything when I ruined my contract. Are you still in a temper?"
The char siu rou looked at Lin Yang, still looking angry, and pointed at Lin Yang, chirping: "Ben Paula pooping live, do you still have a sense of public morality?"
"Why do I have no sense of public morality? I was accidentally broadcast live and still rely on me? Are you going to rebel with char siew?"
"Hey, hey." Barbecued Pork roared, and rushed towards Lin Yang, and he was about to rebel today.
Seeing this, Lin Yang turned around and ran away: "Char Siu Pork, you'll broadcast it live every time you poop, you won't be ashamed to death, let's see how you see people in the future."
"Hey, hey." The char siu yelled, really impatient: Shut up, shut up...
"Other giant pandas are live broadcasting to show off their cuteness, but you are good. Live pooping has completely embarrassed the giant pandas. Now even Tuantuan has to despise you."
The roles are rotated, and now it is completely because of the char siew meat that Lin Yang is so angry that he is struggling to keep up with Lin Yang with his two short legs.
Many fans and tourists who didn't know the inside story were all stunned after seeing it: "What's going on?"
"Why is the barbecued pork chasing after the mountain master?"
"I'm going, what did the mountain master do to the char siu pork to provoke it like this?"
"I guess it must be a very beastly thing, otherwise the char siu pork wouldn't look like it wanted to kill the mountain owner."
Lin Yang vaguely heard a few comments, stopped suddenly, climbed up a scaffolding for the Ice and Snow Festival scene, and then made a trumpet shape with both hands, shouting: "The live broadcast of barbecued pork is pooping, it's so embarrassing."
(End of this chapter)
At night, Lin Yang sat face to face with the Taoist priest, eating barbecue and drinking.
The braised pork was also by his side, and he picked up a bottle of wine and poured it into his mouth from time to time, and then lowered his head to take a bite of the crispy and delicious carrot.
"I don't think you are doing research." The Taoist raised his head and drank a full glass of wine, and spoke the truth.
Lin Yang smiled and said, "Look, what can you tell? You have also tasted the cucumbers I planted. Does it mean that the cucumbers you planted are many times better?"
The Taoist nodded: "That's true. I admit that the cucumbers you planted are indeed quite good, but I still think..."
"Don't think about it." Lin Yang interrupted directly, without giving the Taoist a chance to continue to question: "Anyway, now that the research funds have been obtained, I can keep your vegetable garden for less than half a year. Whether it is in terms of output or quality, everything It will definitely give you a big surprise.”
The Taoist squinted his eyes and stared at Lin Yang non-stop, obviously wanting to see something from it, but the braised pork suddenly slapped him, blah blah: What are you looking at?drink wine.
As soon as the buzzing sound fell, the braised pork directly grabbed the wine bottle and clinked glasses with the Taoist priest, then raised his head and poured wine into his mouth.
The Taoist priest felt dizzy for a while, and couldn't help muttering: "How much alcohol does this guy have?"
Lin Yang immediately replied: "It's really not me who wants to say this, the braised pork can definitely drink you down."
"Pour me down?" The Taoist immediately refused to accept it: "What the hell are you talking about? I have never been afraid of anyone when I drink, but you told me that this guy can pour me down?"
"Hey, hey." The braised pork was not happy anymore: beep beep, let's fight it out.
The Taoist couldn't understand, but he probably knew the meaning of the braised pork, so he couldn't help but frowned, and took a drink from his glass.
Lin Yang turned his head and looked around, wondering: Where did the guy with barbecued pork go?
There are also guys like Tuantuan and Qiuqiu who have disappeared.
Are they surrounded by fans?Lin Yang was wondering, when he suddenly heard the sound of the phone, and then took the phone to see, it was a text message from Lin Xiaoyu: "Look at the live broadcast."
live streaming?Lin Yang clicked into his live broadcast room full of doubts, only to find that the live broadcast was on, obviously it was Lin Xiaoyu's fault.
But Lin Yang has no time to worry about this, because at this time, the live broadcast shows that the barbecued pork is squatting on a grass...
"Char Siu Pork, are you ashamed to poop live?"
"Nimma is really amazing, I really admire the operation of the mountain master, hahaha..."
"Why do I feel like I'm not the master of the mountain? This kind of operation seems to be the style of Xiao Yu's sister."
"Didn't you notice the thing in the claws of the char siu meat?"
"What? Isn't it just a few pieces of paper?"
"Old man, look clearly, it's not ordinary paper, it looks like a contract."
Lin Yang happened to see this barrage, and his heart skipped a beat, and then he stared at the thing that the char siew meat was holding in its claws, damn, contract!
In the next second, Lin Yang stood up and ran.
"Where are you going?" the Taoist yelled, but got no response.
Lin Yang ran wildly all the way, and when he arrived at the place, he was almost insane.
The contract has not yet been fully signed, and according to the usual practice, it must be revised and adjusted, so several places in it are empty, and the final signing ceremony will be held after the two parties have thoroughly discussed and completed.
As a result, Lin Yang rushed to the place to see that the contract had been poisoned by char siew meat, and was used as waste paper to wipe his ass.
"Char Siew Pork, you..." Lin Yang was so angry that he couldn't speak.
"Hey." Char Siu Pork was still covering his face in embarrassment: Ben Bao hasn't finished going to the toilet yet, what are you doing here, get up and go, get up and go.
"The owner of the mountain is mad, hahaha."
"I've learned a lot. I always thought that the short legs of the char siew pork would not be able to wipe their own ass."
"I always thought that the giant panda must be helped by the staff to do this kind of thing, but the barbecued pork broke my cognition hahaha."
"Looking at Shanzhu's face, I'm sure that the char siu pork must be wiped with some kind of contract."
The barrage area in the live broadcast room was extremely lively, but at this moment Lin Yang's heart was extremely chaotic, as if a million mud horses were galloping past.
But for the guy with barbecued pork, he can't be scolded or beaten. Lin Yang really can only watch that guy cover his face and pretend to be innocent, bursting into flames!
But things have come to this point and there is no way, Lin Yang can only think about asking the people in the research institute for another contract and sign it again.
"Why are you still covering your face? It's been broadcast live so that so many people can see it and still feel shy?" Lin Yang must stimulate this guy.
The barbecued pork was obviously taken aback, a little confused: live broadcast?What live broadcast?
"Here comes the char siew, look up and look there." Lin Yang guided the char siu to look up at the drone.
In an instant, the whole body of the char siew pork froze, and now he was completely stunned.
And after two seconds, the char siu rou jumped up, very annoyed and pointed at the drone and yelled one after another: "Hey..."
After yelling, Char Siu Rou grabbed a stone from the ground and threw it at the drone.
"What are you doing?" Lin Yang hurriedly stopped: "I didn't say anything when I ruined my contract. Are you still in a temper?"
The char siu rou looked at Lin Yang, still looking angry, and pointed at Lin Yang, chirping: "Ben Paula pooping live, do you still have a sense of public morality?"
"Why do I have no sense of public morality? I was accidentally broadcast live and still rely on me? Are you going to rebel with char siew?"
"Hey, hey." Barbecued Pork roared, and rushed towards Lin Yang, and he was about to rebel today.
Seeing this, Lin Yang turned around and ran away: "Char Siu Pork, you'll broadcast it live every time you poop, you won't be ashamed to death, let's see how you see people in the future."
"Hey, hey." The char siu yelled, really impatient: Shut up, shut up...
"Other giant pandas are live broadcasting to show off their cuteness, but you are good. Live pooping has completely embarrassed the giant pandas. Now even Tuantuan has to despise you."
The roles are rotated, and now it is completely because of the char siew meat that Lin Yang is so angry that he is struggling to keep up with Lin Yang with his two short legs.
Many fans and tourists who didn't know the inside story were all stunned after seeing it: "What's going on?"
"Why is the barbecued pork chasing after the mountain master?"
"I'm going, what did the mountain master do to the char siu pork to provoke it like this?"
"I guess it must be a very beastly thing, otherwise the char siu pork wouldn't look like it wanted to kill the mountain owner."
Lin Yang vaguely heard a few comments, stopped suddenly, climbed up a scaffolding for the Ice and Snow Festival scene, and then made a trumpet shape with both hands, shouting: "The live broadcast of barbecued pork is pooping, it's so embarrassing."
(End of this chapter)
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