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Chapter 374 Fooling Taoist priests, braised pork asks for advice on martial arts

Chapter 374 Fooling Taoist priests, braised pork asks for advice on martial arts
"By the way." Lin Yang said suddenly: "Your vegetable garden was attacked by wild boars last night, and we took a lot of effort to drive them away for you."

"What? Wild boar?" The Taoist was stupefied and froze again.

"Hey, hey." The char siew nodded quickly: yes, yes, it is a wild boar.

The Taoist frowned quickly with doubts on his face, but he saw the braised pork gesticulating there again, blah blah: Such a big, so tall, very fat and fat wild boar.

Although he couldn't understand what the braised pork was talking about, the Taoist understood the meaning of the gesture, and couldn't help but frowned and became more suspicious: "Such a big wild boar? Why are you partnering with me? I live in this place After so long, I don't know if there are wild boars around here?"

"That's right." Lin Yang patted his thigh: "I also grew up in this Shushan Mountain. Although I don't know much about the area here, I also know that there is no such thing as a wild boar nearby. So last night My reaction was the same as yours, the moment I saw the wild boar, I was completely stunned."

"Hey." Char Siu Rou nodded again: That's right, Ben Bao was also confused.

The Taoist priest was in a mess, gritting his teeth tightly with black lines on his face: "Mao's wild boar, you don't have to fuck me up, it's you who ruined my vegetable garden, right? What kind of ruin has it become?"

After the voice fell, the Taoist got up and went to the vegetable garden to have a look.

Lin Yang quickly pulled him back: "You'd better not go, really, it's horrible, let alone you, even I can't stand it, that wild boar is really hateful..."

"Damn it." The Taoist yelled angrily, "Damn it, you were drinking with me all the time last night. When did you go out to see wild boars?"

"Just after drinking the short video." Lin Yang reacted quickly: "You didn't know at the time, I was lying on the ground and fell asleep, and the char siew suddenly ran in and dragged me out, and then I saw such a big wild boar when I opened my eyes Going crazy in the vegetable garden scared the hell out of me."

The Taoist gritted his teeth: "Don't tell me it's useless to say these things. I know that you are playing tricks, and you still want to blame the wild boar?"

After finishing speaking, the Taoist priest pushed Lin Yang away, hurried out and ran into the vegetable garden in one breath.

Soon, Lin Yang heard the Taoist priest's wailing sound resounding in all directions, which was earth-shattering.

Immediately afterwards, the Taoist yelled furiously: "Lin Yang, stand there and don't move, I will have to skin you today!
Upon hearing this, Lin Yang turned his head and ran away without hesitation, followed by a group of fellows, such as Char Siu Rou and Hong Shao Rou, all running as fast as they could to escape the sight of the Taoist priest.

The Taoist roar resounded, and gradually disappeared in the distance behind Lin Yang, and Lin Yang stopped after running a long way, out of breath: "Fork... you really have enough fork pork and braised pork, Every time you cause trouble, I suffer along with you."

"Hey." Char Siew Rou shook his head in protest, then pointed at Qiuqiu: it's all about it, Ben Bao is innocent.

"Bow woof." Qiuqiu stood upright and waved his paw at the char siew: You are innocent, you were the craziest last night.

Next to it, the braised pork picks up a ginseng and bites it down, crunchy and crispy.

Lin Yang, Char Siu Rou, and Tuan Tuan Qiu Qiu all turned their heads and looked at the braised pork. The braised pork stopped, and grabbed the ginseng very vigilantly, "What are you looking at me for?"this is mine!

"This is a criminal gang, hahaha."

"The braised pork still doesn't forget to eat ginseng at this time, it's so simple."

"Poor little Taoist brother, why did you meet a group of robbers like the Mountain Lord, alas."

Lin Yang took a look at the barrage in the live broadcast room with his mobile phone, and then raised his head to glance at the drone, protesting: "What robber? Don't talk nonsense, we were just a misunderstanding."

Many fans sighed for a while: "Misunderstanding? Believe me, you ghost, you old man Shanzhu is very bad."

Lin Yang didn't explain any more, and went straight back home with a group of guys, and called the marketing side to add the marketing materials of the Taoist Vegetable Garden.

Then, in the afternoon of that day, Lin Yang brought a large group of people to the top of the mountain again, and began to do some scene layout work for the Shushan Ice and Snow Festival.

The Taoist quickly appeared and grabbed Lin Yang directly: "Run? Where the hell are you going this time?"

"Hey." Char Siew Pork and Red Roast Pork immediately surrounded him, all of them put on a aggressive look, clamoring for the Taoist priest to let go.

The Taoist didn't want to talk to him at first, but inadvertently caught a glimpse of the barbecued pork station posing in a Tai Chi posture.

"Huh?" The Taoist was stunned, subconsciously let go of Lin Yang, and stared at the barbecued pork in astonishment: "Tai Chi? Is it true or not?"

"Hey, hey." Char Siu Rou hooked his claws at the Taoist priest: Come here, try it and you will know that Ben Bao's Tai Chi is not real.

The Taoist understood the movements of the char siu pork, and couldn't help frowning and turned his head to glance at Lin Yang. After thinking about it for a few seconds, he turned his head and looked around, and asked, "What are you doing?"

Lin Yang immediately explained, talking about the Shushan Ice and Snow Festival, and at the end he mentioned the opening of the vegetable garden for people to visit, especially mentioning that this event is likely to bring many Taoists. Millions of investment funds.

"Blow it and you're right, several million investment funds? Do you know how much it is? Have you ever seen so much money?" The Taoist was full of jokes, obviously not believing it.

As a result, Lin Yang didn't respond yet, and the char siew meat was not happy, and he directly made various gestures at the Taoist priest, yelling non-stop.

"What is this guy talking about?" the Taoist asked with a frown.

"It said it had made a movie, and the salary alone was tens of millions." Lin Yang translated it truthfully.

The Taoist smiled: "What the hell in this world, even pandas can brag? The salary is tens of millions? Do you really think I grew up in this mountain and never saw the world?"

Char Siu Rou grabbed a stone and was about to throw it at the Taoist priest, but Lin Yang quickly stopped him: "What are you doing? Don't mess around."

The char siu pork was a little irritable, and he kept pointing at the Taoist priest, obviously wanting to fight with the Taoist priest.

Lin Yang had a headache, so he directly grabbed the char siew by one ear: "Be quiet, stand still, stand at attention, don't move!"

The Taoist priest shook his head and didn't bother, he went straight to the side and looked at the staff who were busy arranging the scene for the Ice and Snow Festival.

At this time, the braised pork stared at the Taoist priest with blinking eyes, quietly walked to the side, grabbed a small bamboo pole, aimed at the Taoist priest, and slammed it.

The small bamboo pole swung in the air, causing the whistling wind, which disturbed the Taoist priest. The Taoist priest reacted quickly and immediately jumped up, perfectly dodging the attack of the braised pork.

"Hey." The braised pork was suddenly excited, and immediately split his arms and raised his arms, posing a standard posture for asking for martial arts!

(End of this chapter)

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