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Chapter 346 Military Training on Barbecued Pork
People were stunned, the sound of crackling firecrackers rang in their ears, thick smoke and the smell of gunpowder came out of the Porsche, the owner was really stunned and couldn't react at all.

And when the sound of firecrackers fell, there was a dead silence, and everyone froze in the choking smell of gunpowder.

A gust of cool wind blew by, and the owner of the car was the first to come back to his senses. He dragged his feet forward and opened the door. Suddenly, there was a thicker smell of smoke and gunpowder, which made the owner cough.

At this time, Lin Yang also reacted, frowning and striding forward, reprimanding the barbecued pork: "Stand up for me!"

In an instant, the char siu rou immediately stood at attention in a standard manner, and raised his paw to salute Lin Yang.

The girl covered her mouth and smiled, this guy must be naughty too.

Lin Yang couldn't help but put on a serious face and pointed at the Porsche: "Why did you steal someone's car and set off firecrackers in it? What do you want to do? Rebellion?"

"Hey, hey." Char Siew Rou gesticulated while yelling.

People looked confused, but Lin Yang gradually frowned, and looked at the Porsche owner.

The owner of the car has also checked the situation in the car, and rushed towards this direction in a panic, and was about to smash the char siu pork with his fist.

Lin Yang stretched out his hand to stop it: "You have to think about it, start in three years."

"Fuck you three years ago, what about my car?" the owner roared.

"So what if you poach in the mountains with crossbow arrows?" Lin Yang said directly.

The surrounding villagers were startled, and the owner of the car was also taken aback, then frowned severely: "What poaching? I'm just hunting birds, who the hell stipulates that hunting birds is also illegal?"

"No matter what kind of bird you shoot, as long as you use a weapon to injure an animal within the scope of a wildlife sanctuary, it is a crime!"

The car owner sneered, turned suddenly and took out a crossbow arrow from the car, aiming the arrow directly at Lin Yang: "Did you fucking bite me?"

Everyone screamed and fled in a hurry, but the girl ran over at this moment, and resolutely opened her arms to block Lin Yang, facing the cold arrow full of danger.

"What are you doing, girl?" Lin Yang hurriedly pulled the girl behind him.

At the same moment, the char siew yelled twice and rushed towards the owner of the car.

With a bang, the owner of the car fell to the ground, but the crossbow arrow in his hand was also fired at this moment, hitting the char siu meat with a puff.

In an instant, blood flowed across the face, and the barbecued pork howled in pain. In a fit of rage, he slapped the car owner on the face, and at the same time, he opened his big mouth and was about to bite the car owner's neck.

"No char siu pork!" Lin Yang hurriedly stopped, and at the same time ran forward to pull the char siew meat away: "Don't mess around, don't hurt people's lives!"

"Hey." The char siu pork was aggrieved and dissatisfied: it was the one that hurt Ben Bao first.

Lin Yang stepped forward with a frown, reached out and grabbed the crossbow arrow and pulled it out of the char siew meat's body, and then quietly used a small healing technique to relieve the pain of the char siew meat.

The surrounding villagers were terrified, but at this moment they also came back to their senses. Seeing that the man had been slapped by the char siew meat and passed out, they quickly surrounded him to restrain him, tied him up, and called the police directly to the forest guards to pick him up.

Dare to use crossbow arrows to shoot and injure national treasure-level barbecued pork, which is enough to be sentenced for many years.

A farce, this is the end.

At night, Lin Yang put his arms around the pregnant girl, with a serious expression on his face: "Don't do that again in the future, at least think about the child in your stomach, what if something happens to you?"

"Then what if something happens to you? What should I do?" The girl bit her red lips, her eyes full of grievances.

Lin Yang's heart moved, his eyes, face and voice became gentle: "I'm fine, but you are different. Your responsibility now is to take care of yourself and your child, and my responsibility is to take care of you and your child, understand?"

The girl's eyes obviously didn't understand, Lin Yang sighed in his heart, he couldn't persuade him, so he could only pay more attention in the future.

"Hey." Char Siu Rou came over, followed by Qiuqiu and Xiaojin.

Lin Yang glared at him immediately: "If you dare to cause trouble in the future, let's see how I deal with you!"

"Squeak." Xiao Jin protested: What's none of my business?

"Xiao Jin, is your skin itchy? The char siu pork is so big that he can run into the house to steal firecrackers?"

Xiao Jin's eyes changed, and his eyes drifted away, gradually looking elsewhere, pretending to be nonchalant.

"Xiaojin, stand up for me and stand at attention!" Lin Yang sternly shouted.

Xiao Jin was shocked for a moment, and hurriedly stood at attention.

The girl was covering her mouth and snickering, but Lin Yang was full of seriousness, and looked at the three guys in front of him one by one, thinking that he should give these guys a good training.

No, it's not training, it's military training!Otherwise, there will be no rules, and if this goes on, who knows what will happen in the future.

Just do what you say, early the next morning, Lin Yangzhen took five guys including barbecued pork and braised pork, and went up the mountain to live broadcast the military training!
"Military training? What kind of moth is the mountain master going to do?"

"Why does this seem to be the rhythm of military training for barbecued pork?"

"Fuck me, give these five guys military training?"

The military training is different from the small fights in the past. The word "military training" alone has a lot of weight, so many fans in the live broadcast room are all skeptical or curious, and they want to see what kind of military training Lin Yang is.

Maybe just doing it casually as usual under the guise of military training?
Lin Yang didn't bother to care what the fans thought, anyway, in a blink of an eye, the military training started.

"Assemble, line up for me from short to tall!"

When the order was issued, Qiuqiu was the first to step forward, Xiaojin was the second, Tuantuan was the third, and Char Siu Rou and Hong Siu Rou were the fourth and fifth respectively.

Really lined up in order from short to tall.

"stand at attention!"

"Take a break."

"To the left!"

One after another, the password kept ringing, and the five guys made corresponding actions in unison, staring at everyone in the live broadcast room.

In fact, Lin Yang had taught these five guys separately, but it was not as formal as it is now.

And the real purpose of this military training right now is not the training basis, but to teach them the rules, what they can't do in the future, they can only do what they can do, or try not to do what they can, and so on.

Any violation will be severely punished!
To avoid troublesome incidents such as car theft and firecrackers in the future, although yesterday's incident cannot be said to be wrong, it is best to put an end to it, so as not to cause even greater disasters.

Lin Yang is thinking about it for a long time, otherwise these few trade unions will have more and more things, and sooner or later they will become lawless without restraint.

In a blink of an eye, after half a day of military training, all five guys were so exhausted that they lay on the ground and didn't even want to move.

Especially Qiuqiu, lying on the ground with a look of lovelessness sticking out his tongue, barking non-stop: I'm going to die, I'm going to die...

(End of this chapter)