Village live broadcast: Angrily rubbing giant pandas at the beginning!

Chapter 29 The Majestic Mount

Lin Yang turned on the flashlight function of the phone.

"(covering face) I dare not look at it, the char siu pork must have been killed by a tiger!"

"Shanzhu, your decision this time is too confused. You have harmed the char siu! We will never see the lovely char siu again."

"The anchor is hurting the national treasure this time, you have to bear the main responsibility, just wait! The police will be here soon!"

The moment the flashlight shone on the pit, all the discussions in the studio stopped.

Everyone thought that the char siu pork would be eaten by the tiger in the pit until there were only bones left.

But they obviously underestimated the strength of char siu pork!
"(Rubbing eyes) What am I seeing? Is there something wrong with my eyes? Please check the comments! Let me make sure my eyes are not hallucinating!"

"Damn it! My mother pinched me hard! This is definitely not a dream! The one riding on the tiger is pork!"

"I feel like in just one afternoon, my offline has been completely refreshed! Pandas can subdue tigers, what kind of shit joke is this, fantasy movies don't take such beatings!"

At this time, what caught everyone's eyes was that the char siu pork was riding on the tiger's belly, and the wooden stick in his hand kept poking at the tiger's weak belly.

The roar of the tiger just now was because of too much pain.

Lin Yang could even feel the tiger's pain.

He read the meaning of the tiger from the fierce eyes of the tiger.

"Hurry up and take this evil star away for me, why don't I listen to you!"

"Whoa-"

The char siew seemed to understand what the tiger meant.

Not only did it not scatter its claws, on the contrary, the sharp claws grabbed the tiger's belly whirring like a fan.

The tiger howled in pain.

When the village chief came with the villagers, what he saw was Lin Yang sitting by the pit watching the char siew meat tame the tiger, dumbfounded.

The village chief rubbed his cloudy eyes and patted his thigh in shock.

"This...Yangzi, what's going on?"

Lin Yang shrugged his shoulders.

"Village Chief, it seems that you don't have to think about how to subdue this tiger anymore. The char siew meat has already done it for you."

The other villagers looked at each other in blank dismay.

Du Hu and others who had fled at the beginning stood up even more unconvinced.

"Lin Yang, what are you talking about? Do you think the tiger is really afraid of the panda? I think the tiger can't resist because it's in the pit.

Don't be smart here, if the tiger comes out and hurts someone later, can't you take the responsibility? "

Lin Yang frowned.

This big tiger usually likes to make trouble for him.

He originally thought that this big tiger was a person with a simple mind and well-developed limbs, so he didn't think too much about it.

Unexpectedly, when faced with such a big crisis this time, Duo not only ran away by himself, but now wanted to pour dirty water on him.

Co-author Lin Yang usually looks too easy to bully?

"Dahu, I planned to catch this tiger. How to deal with it depends on me. When this tiger first came out, you ran away with people. Why did you come back with the village chief now?"

Netizens and netizens in the live broadcast room also echoed.

"That's right, this tortoise, Sun Zaihu ran away and even lost his pants when the tiger first came out, but now he has the nerve to stand up!"

"He's such a shameless guy. There's no one who can say that. It's just refreshing my three views and the lower limit. This way, I can beat him with a punch, so as not to harm the people in the village."

Du Hu's face turned red when Lin Yang said it, and he couldn't help but become angry from embarrassment.

"Lin Yang, what are you talking about here?" Dui stepped forward, his muscular arms and muscles bulged, staring at Lin Yang viciously, and threatened.

"Don't spout blood here! I was afraid that the villagers would be in danger, so I wanted to let the villagers disperse first. Are you embarrassed to claim credit here? Could it be that you dug this hole alone?"

"Yangzi didn't dig this hole by himself, and you definitely didn't have any part in it!"

Lin Hang, who was standing aside, couldn't listen anymore.

He stood up.

Compared with the big tiger's strong muscles, the thin body is like an ant that can be crushed to death by an elephant in minutes.

"Believe it or not, I beat you..."

"Roar--"

Before the tiger finished speaking, the tiger in the pit suddenly roared loudly again.

Dahu took a step back in fright.

Instead, Lin Yang looked down.

At this time, the char siew meat was already standing on the side, while the tiger curled up with all four limbs, looking very pitiful in the narrow pit.

With two big fat claws akimbo, the char siu rou looked at Lin Yang as if showing off with his chest high, as if saying something.

"How is it? Am I good? I have tamed this tiger!"

Lin Yang smiled.

He put his hand into the hole.

The tiger grinned.

"Snapped--"

The crisp slap made the tiger take back its ferocious look.

Only then did the char siew meat take back the big fat claw in satisfaction.

It snorted and climbed onto Lin Yang's arm.

The tiger in the pit shrank its head obediently, its appearance was completely devoid of the ferocity of the king of the forest.

Netizens and netizens in the live broadcast room exploded.

"Fucking ruthless! This tiger is actually scared into such a dick by the barbecued pork!"

"Hey, where is the petite and cute char siu in my impression? The one who can subdue a tiger must not be the cute and cute char siew!"

"(covering face) Now it seems that my idea of ​​using a sack to take away the char siew is too unrealistic, maybe the char siew will be taken away by me with a big fat paw!"

"No! People still have ideals! My ideal is to put char siew meat in sacks and throw it away. From now on, char siu meat will be my bodyguard, and I will kill one with one punch!"

"Char Siew Pork is a modern version of Kung Fu Panda, okay? Damn, I love it so much!"

With the upsurge of discussion in the live broadcast room, tens of thousands of Lin Yang poured into the live broadcast room at once.

Lin Yang turned his eyes to the village head.

"Village chief, please keep everyone away, and bring this tiger up. It is a crime to attack a tiger. Besides, if this tiger stays in the pit, it will be injured. Our village also has unshirkable responsibilities.

It's better to let the tiger come up first, and if something happens, the big guy can escape in time. "

The village chief hesitated again and again.

But now there is really no other way.

The village chief nodded helplessly, and said earnestly, "Yangzi, you have to be careful, don't be caught by this tiger!"

Lin Yang's heart warmed, and he nodded his head.

"The village chief is at ease."

The village chief told other villagers to stay away and stopped in a safe enough area.

Seeing this, Lin Yang lowered a thick enough pole into the pit.

There was a trembling sound in the pit.

Lin Yang was tense all over, staring at the overwhelmed pole.

(End of this chapter)