Village live broadcast: Angrily rubbing giant pandas at the beginning!

Chapter 2 Braised Pork and BBQ Pork Rice

Grabbing the little guy with one hand, and rubbing Xiaotuanzi's body vigorously with the other, a black and white national treasure was freshly released in a short while.

Of course, when bathing it, this little guy was also throwing his hands desperately, causing Lin Yang to be splashed with mountain spring water.

After he was done, he threw the little dumpling on the ground, and after being splashed all over by the little guy, Lin Yang had time to look at the live broadcast room.

'I hate brain-dead braids'. As the first number one fan who tipped herself 1 rockets, Lin Yang was naturally the first to see her speech.

The other party chose to call the police after mistaking the panda for a black bear, which surprised Lin Yang and moved him a little.

Who said that Internet celebrity anchors have no true fans, look, isn't there one in my live broadcast room?Well, it's decided to send her an extra catty of food every day.

As for how the police will deal with the panda issue, Lin Yang is not worried. The group ran in by themselves, and it is enough to notify the relevant departments through the usual procedures.

Moreover, even if there is no police, I have to find a way to get these two guys away, otherwise the vegetables in my garden and the fruits that are about to ripen in the orchard will be bad luck.

Speaking of the vegetable garden, there is a big vegetable garden that is harming me.

When he came to the big dumpling, Lin Yang was not polite, he grabbed the big dumpling by the ear and pulled towards the mountain spring.

But what was surprising was that although the panda was wild, it was not vicious, and was dragged away by Lin Yang very obediently.

"My God, why is the mountain master so skillful?"

"This giant panda is so obedient, shouldn't it be raised by the owner of the mountain?"

"It is true that giant pandas can be raised in Chinese families, and Wai Guoren said he was surprised."

Dragging Datuanzi to the mountain spring, Lin Yang poured water on it.

While cleaning the big dumpling, I did not forget to interact with the audience in front of the drone camera.

"Let me introduce to you, this big dumpling is called braised pork. The name was given to me when I was 16 years old. Back then, the braised pork was a little bigger than it."

Speaking of which, Lin Yang also picked up the little dumpling on the ground and showed it to the camera.

"But please don't misunderstand me. I didn't raise the braised pork. She lives in a nature reserve across the mountain. Speaking of which, we haven't seen each other for more than a year. I don't know when such a little guy was added. .”

Listening to Lin Yang's words, the live broadcast room suddenly exploded.

"What did I hear? Braised pork, Shanzhu, are you serious about naming this national treasure?"

"Shanzhu, you have exposed your true intentions."

"National treasure, run away, the owner of the mountain is a bad guy, put it in my bowl, oh no, I can't fit it in my bowl, put it in my pot."

"There is another place where I envy the owner of the mountain. I am jealous that I can be neighbors with the national treasure, and I can often visit him."

"I hate braided braids: Shanzhu, the big one is called braised pork, and the small one is called char siew rice."

Seeing the suggestion from his number one fan, Lin Yang's eyes lit up, he could have this idea.

The children of braised pork are called char siew rice, which seems to be fine.

"That's a good suggestion. Okay, then it's decided. This little guy will be called Char Siew Rice from today on."

"Lying on the grass, ruthless."

"Is it true that pandas have no human rights?"

"Shanzhu, have you considered the feelings of the two pandas?"

"Feeling? How can the two dumplings feel? You should consider my feelings. My garden is a treasure, and I haven't seen my loss until now."

"Wow, Heavenly Materials and Earthly Treasures, Mountain Lord, you are really here, let's show your cards, you are the legendary cultivator, right?"

"Wahhaha, you didn't expect it, Shanzhu is an evil cultivator living in the world in the end of the Dharma Era, and the vegetables he sent you are all poisoned."

"Yeah, I've been poisoned by Gu, and the pain of lovesickness really makes me very painful. Brother Shanzhu, can I go to you to relieve the pain of lovesickness?"

"God damn Gudu, I found that you sand sculptures have been playing more and more recently.

If I were an immortal cultivator, why would I be broadcasting live here?

This world is about science, where are there so many demons and ghosts? "

Talking about the mountains with the sand sculpture audience, Lin Yang also quickly washed and stripped the whole body of the braised pork.

"I cleaned up the two dumplings, so I got all the dirt myself."

"However, now is not the time to take a bath. Please come with me to Xiaoyuan to see what our losses are."

The camera on the drone followed Lin Yang to the small garden.

At this moment, the small vegetable garden is not in a state of distress, and there are still some vegetables such as persimmons, cucumbers, and beans.

But those cabbage, lettuce and so on were all harmed.

This is not to say that the two dumplings ate too much, but that they were rolling in their own vegetable field.

This is something my uncle can bear, but my aunt can't bear it. If my aunt can bear it, Lin Yang can't bear it either.

When I came to the side of the braised pork and the char siew rice, I gave them two "slaps" and gave each of them a burst of chestnuts.

"Two scourges, I'm angry now when I see you! When the police come, hurry up and leave. At worst, I will visit you with vegetables later. In short, I will never leave you two in the vegetable garden."

While speaking, Lin Yang stretched out his hand and rubbed the braised pork's head fiercely, and flicked the furry black ears from time to time, which seemed to be revenge.

"Catch, where is the evildoer, stop this old man quickly."

"Stop, let go of that panda, let me do it."

"Shanzhu, you will have no friends if you do this."

Seeing the various crusades against him by those sand sculpture audiences, Lin Yang was not surprised but delighted.

Be envious, be jealous, the more intense your emotions are, the more attention I will get.

Seeing his rapidly growing attention, Lin Yang became more "ruthless" in his strikes, with the momentum that he would never give up until he became extremely clever.

And in order to maximize the benefits, Lin Yang also changed the name of the live broadcast room to Shoupin National Treasure, and attached a group photo of two pandas, one big and one small, having their heads rubbed together.

It has to be said that Lin Yang's one-handed operation really took off. After a while, the popularity of the live broadcast room skyrocketed. After seeing that there were really pandas in the live broadcast room, the attention increased in a straight line.

"Tsk." Looking at the harvest, Lin Yang clicked his mouth, and even had the urge to keep the two dumplings, one big and one small.

Shaking his head, Lin Yang threw this unreliable thought out of his mind in time.

Raising pandas, how can it be possible to raise pandas?If you can afford it yourself, the country doesn't allow it.

Even if the country allows it, my own vegetable garden does not allow it.

Cai Yuanzi said that it was enough for him to experience such a disaster.

(End of this chapter)