Village live broadcast: Angrily rubbing giant pandas at the beginning!

Chapter 170 Wu Song fights the tiger, the show begins!
Lin Yang waved his hands and smiled: "It's okay, I should wear this clothes a few times, and Char Siu Rou doesn't like wearing clothes either."

"I just wronged you, girl, to make clothes for char siew."

The girl blushed when she heard the words, and said weakly, "As long as it's for Brother Yang, making this dress is nothing."

The corners of Lin Yang's lips rose, and he patted the girl's head lightly: "Thank you girl."

At this time, everyone in the live broadcast room was already crying and howling. It was not easy, and the mountain master actually cured the straight male cancer.

"It's been a long time since I've seen you, the mountain master is so gentle to the girl. I suspect that all the straight male cancers of the mountain master before were fake."

"Is the master of the mountain finally graduating from the straight male university? Ecstatic."

"This is unscientific and subverts my three views."

Lin Yang didn't expect that the fans would be so noisy when he comforted the girl in the live broadcast room.

"I told you a long time ago, I'm not a straight man!"

After waiting next to the girl for a while, the char siu pork clothes were completed, and with a wooden stick behind him, he looked like a martial arts man.

It's just that this Wu Song is too small, a little insignificant in front of the Bengal tiger.

But when the time comes, it will depend on whether the barbecued pork can perform the effect of Wu Song.

Time flies by, and it is the day after tomorrow in a blink of an eye. Recently, the news that the char siu pork in Shushan village will be staged in a drama has spread like crazy.

You must know that there are several rare and protected animals in the animal stage. Just one national treasure panda can attract many people to stop and watch.

At this time, the three circles outside the square in Shushan Village were full of people, densely packed.

This made Lin Yang never expect that everyone's performance on barbecued pork was unprecedentedly high.

Lin Yang has already chosen the stage background this time, it is in the dense forest in Shushan Village, and it is matched with an inn.

"I'm really looking forward to it. Do you think pandas can act?"

"I don't think so. Anyway, the tickets are quite cheap, only 30 yuan. I'm content to see pandas."

"However, Wu Song's fight against the tiger is really old-fashioned. I think everyone will come to see the giant pandas by then."

Lin Yang heard the tourists' comments from the side, and the corners of his lips rose. When the time comes, this performance will definitely surprise everyone.

Soon, more than 3000 people gathered in the square. You must know that there are only [-] households in Shushan Village, and there are [-] tourists on this day.

Each person pays 30 yuan, and the income of the animal stage will exceed one million a day, not counting some by-products of popcorn and cola around.

"Ding dong!"

A distant bell rang, and then Lin Yang came out and said.

"I declare that Wu Song's fight against the tiger has now officially begun."

Everyone held their breath, and then prepared to appreciate how the animals performed Wu Song's fight against the tiger.

In the next second, Char Siu Rou came out shaking his head, his clothes were extremely handsome.

He wears a red scarf, sticks behind his back, and a bamboo hat.

Just this handsome appearance surprised everyone, this is too handsome, is this still a panda?
"This is too handsome, this outfit is definitely specially designed."

"No, I have to take pictures, and it will definitely be made into a figure, and I will definitely buy one!"

"If this is made into a joke, it will definitely become a hit."

Now there are already many tourists commotion, the key point is the appearance of the char siu pork is so handsome.

Lin Yang coughed.

"Everyone, please keep quiet and enjoy the performance of the char siu pork."

Everyone nodded, and they all felt that this trip was not a loss. It is not a loss to see such a cute national treasure for 30 yuan!

I saw the char siu pork walking seriously on the wooden table next to it.

Immediately, a group of golden monkeys appeared around, dressed in clothes, talking loudly beside them.

Char Siu Rou lightly put down the cloak on his head, then tapped the table.

"Hey!"

At this time, many tourists were shocked. Although they didn't know what the barbecued pork said, they could understand its meaning.

Xiao Jin hurriedly ran to the front of the char siew with the jug, and a rag on his shoulder, and his portrayal of the scene was penetrating.

Then he took out the bowl and handed it in front of the char siu pork, and poured the wine.

Char Siu Rou nodded, and then drank the [-] wine in one gulp with a bold expression and no cute appearance at all.

At the fourth bowl, Xiao Jin stopped pouring wine, and then pointed to the tiger logo.

This scene made the audience secretly surprised. They didn't expect the golden monkey to know how many bowls.

Sha Siu Rou shook his head, then patted the table, snatched the jug over, and poured eighteen bowls for himself.

After drinking it all in one gulp, a blurred look appeared in his eyes.

Everyone has been staring intently, attracted by the char siu pork.

Lin Yang chuckled, what does it mean to turn decay into magic? This is to immerse everyone in a familiar plot.

The barbecued pork lay crookedly beside the blue stone, as if he was really drunk.

Surrounded by rustling, the white fox and the crested ibis seemed to be disturbed, and they left one after another, and the beasts flew away, creating a heavy atmosphere.

At this moment, a white-fronted and hanging-eyed worm appeared in the woods!
This scene made everyone tremble with fear, trembling all over, holding back a layer of goosebumps, this tiger is real, and the performance is explosive.

Then there was a roar that horrified everyone, as if they were on the scene, and couldn't help but sweat coldly over the char siu pork.

Char Siu Rou immediately jumped up when he heard the roar of the tiger, and looked at the Bengal tiger.

In the next second, the Bengal tiger rushed in front of the char siu pork, and swung its sharp claws.

The char siew meat was horrified, and then took out a wooden stick to resist, but it was split in two.

Then he wrestled with the Bengal tiger and staged a scene of Wu Song fighting the tiger.

At this time, all the audience were immersed in the performance, and the corners of Lin Yang's lips rose. This time is definitely the best opportunity to promote Shushan Village.

At that time, it is only necessary to upload the drama of Wu Song fighting the tiger on the Internet, and the farmhouse music in Shushan Village will definitely last forever.

I saw the char siew pork leaping onto the head of the Bengal tiger, bang, bang.

The Bengal tiger had fierce eyes, roared, and struggled to death.

The play was completed in one go, although it was only 10 minutes long, after the end, many audiences were still unsatisfied!
After the performance was over, thunderous applause came from below.

"The 30 yuan is so worth it, the barbecued pork looks so handsome."

"Don't tell me, Wu Song's performance of fighting the tiger with barbecued pork is much better than those little fresh meat."

"I really think char siu pork can be made into a live-action version of Kung Fu Panda."

Lin Yang was overjoyed, the play really won a big victory and received a lot of praise, and for this play, there will definitely be many repeat customers.

"Char Siu Pork, it's all thanks to you."

Hearing the words, Char Siu Rou felt complacent, and ran to Lin Yang to act like a spoiled child.

Lin Xiaoyu rushed over, her face full of shock: "Brother, how on earth did you let the barbecued pork perform? It's unscientific!"

Char Siew Pork's acting skills are better than the average person, especially the handsome scene of fighting a tiger.

Lin Yang smiled: "This is the talent of barbecued pork."

(End of this chapter)