Village live broadcast: Angrily rubbing giant pandas at the beginning!

Chapter 15 The Husband of Braised Pork
Lin Yang smiled, "Don't worry, everyone. Today's welfare system is the same as the previous one. We have to give newcomers a chance."

When the netizens and netizens in the live broadcast room heard it, they all wailed.

"Shanzhu, don't bring such a thing! I woke up this morning just for your benefit!"

"Live for the Mountain Lord, die for the Mountain Lord, and fight for the welfare of the Mountain Lord for the rest of your life!"

"Hey, I've been here for half a month, and I haven't looked at anything. The mountain master, look at my raised paw, isn't it pitiful?"

Among them, some newcomers who just entered the live broadcast room laughed at them.

"Isn't it just some vegetables grown by ordinary people? Is it necessary to fight like this? It's like you've never seen vegetables before."

"It's really a bunch of country bumpkins who have never seen the world. What's so delicious about the vegetables grown in this kind of countryside?"

"This kind of vegetable that can be used for welfare every day may have been dosed with a lot of drugs, but it is still here eagerly trying to grab it, and it doesn't matter whether it has been fooled."

When Lin Yang saw it, the smile on his lips also subsided.

joke!If these people believe that all the welfare dishes in his live broadcast room have been drugged, then the reputation of the live broadcast room will plummet.

He patted his chest and assured him earnestly, "Everyone, netizens, don't worry, the vegetables and all kinds of fruits sent out in my live broadcast room are absolutely natural and harmless.

These vegetables and fruits are not only used for welfare, but also given to neighbors when they are ripe on weekdays, so you can eat them with confidence, and if you have any problems, you can come to me. "

The old fans in the live broadcast room also jumped out.

"What nonsense are you talking about? You just can't eat grapes and say grapes are sour, right? How about the vegetables in Shanzhu's live broadcast room? Those of us who have eaten have the right to speak, but you people, why are you chewing your tongue?"

"That's right, the welfare vegetables in Shanzhu's studio are much more delicious than those sold outside."

"Raise your paw and agree! I only got one benefit after coming here for a month, and the taste is really lingering!"

When the new fans saw that the old fans stood up to defend Lin Yang so excitedly, they didn't dare to say anything, and they all stopped.

However, they also seemed to want to see the so-called welfare, so they all hid in the live broadcast room obediently, and although they didn't speak, they didn't leave.

At this moment, the braised pork who was still walking behind Lin Yang suddenly yelled a few times, and before Lin Yang could turn his head, the char siu pork also jumped out of Lin Yang's embrace excitedly.

Two pandas, one big and one small, quickly climbed up the mountain.

Lin Yang was a little puzzled, and heeled up.

Barbecued pork and braised pork are rarely so excited, and the two pandas usually look lazy inside.

Netizens and netizens in the live broadcast room immediately became interested when they saw it.

"Aww! Don't run away from the barbecued pork, come here quickly, let Mommy kiss you!"

"The old man's long-suffering girl's heart has sprouted again! Look at the braised pork, that ass that runs and twists, oh, it's really damn sexy."

"Why is my nose itchy? I lost it! Nosebleed! I was lured by two pandas and got a nosebleed!"

"Shanzhu, I went to the doctor yesterday, and the doctor said that I am terminally ill, and I can't be cured without barbecued pork and braised pork!"

Chatting in the live broadcast room was in full swing, and the barbecued pork and braised pork finally stopped.

The two black-and-white figures kept arching their buttocks. Lin Yang looked amused, and couldn't resist stretching out his hand, and ruthlessly rubbed the hair of the barbecued pork and braised pork.

"Wh-wh-"

Another black and white figure suddenly rushed out at an extremely fast speed, standing in front of Lin Yang, the hair all over his body seemed to stand on end from vigilance.

Netizens and netizens in the live broadcast room were stunned.

"Fuck! Another panda!"

"What's the situation? Go upstairs and pinch me to see if there is something wrong with my eyes!"

"Did I get hallucinated from getting up too early today? Lord of the Mountain! You actually have a panda here! Aww!!"

"Hey, envy, envy, hatred, the owner of the mountain begs to take you in, and the maid is willing to warm your bed every day, just to lick the panda!"

Lin Yang was also a little unresponsive.

But in the next second, the braised pork stretched out its big fat paw, and slapped the strange panda on the head with one paw.

"Wh-wh-"

The braised pork stretched out its claws and pointed at Lin Yang, then at itself and the pork, baring its teeth fiercely.

But this big fat man bared his teeth, instead of showing a fierce look, on the contrary, there was a kind of cute contrast that made people laugh.

The strange panda also seemed to understand something, its vigilant hair rested back, and it made a unique purr at Lin Yang.

The braised pork crawled to Lin Yang's side and pulled Lin Yang's sleeve.

"Wh-wh-"

It pointed to the strange panda, then pointed to the char siu pork, and touched its stomach.

Lin Yang understood in seconds.

Co-authored, this panda is the husband of braised pork?

Netizens and netizens in the live broadcast room exploded.

"Braised pork has a husband these days, and I'm still single! I'm not worthy of being a human!"

"Shanzhu, the braised pork has a husband and children, and you don't even have a girlfriend yet. How dare you stand by the side of the braised pork?"

"The owner of the mountain is sympathetic to each other! Please hug me!"

"Get up, the owner of the mountain is mine!"

"Otherwise, let's cut a section by ourselves! The owner of the mountain belongs to everyone! If it doesn't work, let's make a shared mode for the owner of the mountain?"

"Shanzhu, the child of the braised pork is called char siu pork, then, what should the husband of the braised pork be called?"

"It's called fat meat!"

"What the hell kind of name is that? Don't tarnish my braised pork husband!"

Lin Yang couldn't help being interested when he saw it.

He pinched his chin and thought for a while, and suddenly a flash of inspiration flashed in his mind, "Since you are the husband of braised pork, then you should be called pork belly, right?"

"Wh-wh-"

Pork belly seemed very satisfied. After calling this name a few times, he prostrated himself on the ground, obediently allowing Lin Yang's palm to trample on his hair.

Lin Yang took a look at the current attention. He didn't water the spiritual spring last night, so there are still [-] attention left.

He tapped the forehead of the pork belly.

[The attention required to activate the intelligence of a male panda is [-]. 】

"Fuck!"

Lin Yang was shocked.

The last time I opened my wisdom for pork belly and barbecued pork, I only needed 2000 each. How to switch to pork belly, it actually increased by 1500!

This is so cheating!

Lin Yang was in great pain, but he gritted his teeth and finally clicked OK.

The plump body of the pork belly prostrated on the ground shook suddenly, and the originally chaotic eyes staring at the stone became clear.

"Wh-wh-"

The char siew pork jumped up from behind the pork belly, and jumped into Lin Yang's arms with the help of the pork belly, biting Lin Yang's sleeve with his teeth that were not yet fully grown.

(End of this chapter)