Cultivation from the top

Chapter 70 Knowing Nothing

"what are you?"

Cheng Tianye asked Xuanyuan Yu who was sitting on a chair, his body had recovered enough to be able to speak some simple words.Xuanyuan Yu looked at Cheng Tianye with doubts in his eyes.

"Young master, what do you mean by that..."

The meaning of this sentence is too broad, Xuanyuan Yu didn't understand for a while whether he was asking what kind of creature he was, or whether Cheng Tianye was cursing someone.

When Cheng Tianye heard Xuanyuan Yu's rhetorical question, he realized that what he said contained some ambiguity, so he changed the term.

"What animal did you turn into a human form?"

As soon as he opened his mouth, Xuanyuan Yu couldn't understand what Cheng Tianye wanted to say.First ask yourself whether it is a thing, and then ask yourself what is changed by it.Xuanyuan Yu was afraid that Cheng Tianye would raise his palm in the next second and slash it down at his face, saying something like "bold and evil".

"Young master, I don't know what you want to know if you ask me that. Why don't we sit down and have a good chat?"

Xuanyuan Yu only felt that he could not hold onto Cheng Tianye, and that this boy who was older than him would say even more incomprehensible things.

……

"So it is, so it is."

Xuanyuan Yu nodded after listening to Cheng Tianye's description, picked up the cup on the tea table thoughtfully, and took a sip of the fragrance of the high-quality tea.Unbelievably refreshing.

In fact, what Xuanyuan Yu was thinking about was not at all as calm as she showed.

Cheng Tianye told Xuanyuan Yu in a very flat tone what Taoist Qianzhen said before his death, saying that most of the immortal cultivators are animals, plants, insects, even lifeless dewdrops, a gust of wind, or even a sentence that someone said Words can be transformed into human form, and then practice immortality.This kind of thing was unprecedented for Xuanyuan Yu.There is no way to even understand things.The matter of animals and plants turning into human form was never mentioned in the pamphlets issued by the sect. The master and other uncles and uncles never mentioned it, and even the most promising elder brother of the sect never mentioned it. Heard him talk about it.What Cheng Tianye said now simply overturned the system of cultivating immortals that Xuanyuan Yu knew.It's normal to find it difficult to understand for a while, and it's even possible to drop the cup directly and tear it up with Cheng Tianye.However, Xuanyuan Yu still resisted the urge to swear on the spot, even though Xuanyuan Yu knew no more than two words of swearing.One sentence is "what kind of biscuit are you?".Another sentence is "Which cup of tea water are you?".

"The young master thinks that I am transformed from any animal or plant?"

Xuanyuan Yu's hand trembling slightly as he put down the teacup, was afraid that Cheng Tianye would say something even more outrageous, if he really chopped it off with his palm, he would probably have to lie on the ground for several hours to recover.

"I do not know."

Beyond Xuanyuan Yu's imagination, Cheng Tianye didn't answer this question, and he didn't even have common sense to reply positively, so he directly avoided the topic with the reason of "don't know".Of course, it was also possible that Cheng Tianye really didn't know the answer to this question.After all, Shaodong's family is just a mortal, and they are still a thousand miles away from the aptitude of cultivating immortals, let alone the dreamlike thing of becoming an immortal.

"Since the Young Master's family can't figure out my real body, why don't they just treat me as an ordinary girl who just went to play with distant relatives for a few months and doesn't understand what cultivating immortality is?"

Xuanyuan Yu imitated the tone of the coquettish female characters in the TV series, said something quite touching, and even blinked his eyes unnaturally.If possible, Xuanyuan Yu wanted to spit out a heart from his lips and fly out.

However, Xuanyuan Yu was too young, and he was just imitating this kind of pretentious movements that were beyond his age, and the movements he made were quite clumsy.If Cheng Tianye sees this kind of imitation role appearing in a TV series, he will definitely press the button of other channels immediately.

"Then what's your take on this thing?"

Cheng Tianye didn't comment too much on Xuanyuan Yu's slightly stiff movements and expressions, not even commenting. He directly took out the video sent to him by the director, put it in front of Xuanyuan Yu, and asked her what she thought.

Although this kind of thing must be kept secret, the director still gave Cheng Tianye a short video, reasoning that "Mr. Cheng may be useful, but please delete it after watching it, so as not to leak the video and cause an unfavorable image."And now it really came in handy, Xuanyuan Yu's eyes were staring at the content on the phone screen.Whether it is turning three adult men into pieces of meat in a very short period of time, or turning them into humanoid creatures, even a large group of people behind are just like a group of jumping grasshoppers in front of this humanoid creature. It was all imprinted in Xuanyuan Yu's eyes, causing a great psychological shock to this girl who belonged to the tail of the crane in the sect of cultivating immortals.

"Young master... this is?"

This is probably the "computer special effect" that the girl named "Xiaozhen" who was watching TV dramas on the sofa with Xuanyuan Yu said.Xuanyuan Yu couldn't understand why Cheng Tianye would show him such a scene without any beginning or end, without any logic in the story.Especially the tomato sauce on the ground, so unnatural and not professional at all.

These days watching TV dramas, I have learned nothing else, but I have learned a lot of ways to evaluate TV dramas from Xiao Zhen.You can say things like poor acting, bad characters, and boring plots.Xuanyuan Yu has only one overall impression of this short video, that the acting skills are too poor.How did it become a human form?How did you instantly kill the audience?Can this script be read?Neither the hero nor the heroine are seen, they are all shrimp soldiers and crab generals, passers-by A, B, and C fill the scene.And the picture quality is poor.All in all, this video sucks.

Before Cheng Tianye could answer, Xuanyuan Yu said all these things.Realizing that he had spoken out all the things in his mind, Xuanyuan Yu's face turned red and he lowered his head.If there was a crack in the wall, Xuanyuan Yu would definitely crawl in to calm down.

Seeing Xuanyuan Yu's reaction, Cheng Tianye already got the answer, so he picked up the cup of cold tea in front of him and drank it down in one gulp.

"I'm just asking, so I won't be so nervous. What do you want for lunch? I'll ask the kitchen to make it for you."

"Really? I want to eat dog meat stew!"

Xuanyuan Yu opened his mouth and closed it again, it was really rude to speak so loudly.And because they forgot their identities during the recuperation period at Cheng Tianye's house, they would often treat Cheng Tianye as the big brother of the neighbor's family, so they were much more contemptuous in etiquette.In many cases, it is only when the words are spoken that they realize that they are inappropriate.Therefore, Xuanyuan Yu closed his mouth and lowered his head again.

"It's okay, it's okay, are two big bowls enough?"

"Enough is enough, thank you brother!"

(End of this chapter)