how did i wake up

Chapter 1 The Deadly System

"Are you really sure you want me to do this?"

In the elevator, Jiang Zhao looked at the figure in front of him who was wearing a miniskirt and showing a pair of snow-white long legs, and said uncertainly.

"determine."

The cold mechanical voice did not contain the slightest emotion, and the answer was crisp and clear.

grunt.

Glancing again at the tall, curvy girl in front of him, Jiang Zhao swallowed, and stretched out his right hand tremblingly.

Before Jiang Zhao stretched his hand over, the elevator stopped abruptly, the indicator lights on the third floor flickered, and the elevator door slammed open.

Someone must have pressed the wrong key. Although the door opened, there was no one there.

Jiang Zhao let out a sigh of relief, and carefully wiped off the cold sweat on his forehead.

The elevator continued to rise.

At this time, the cold mechanical voice sounded again.

"Task: Hit the girl in front of you on the buttocks."

"If you can't complete the task, you won't be able to shit for a month as a punishment."

"Count down ten seconds."

"Ten, nine, eight..."

"Fuck!"

Jiang Zhao cursed in a low voice, and when he heard the mechanical voice in his mind, he felt a little bit pained.

It also started last week, when Jiang Zhao came back and got drunk, and when he woke up, there was this mechanical sound in his head.

At that time, he didn't care about it, and went to and from get off work as usual, but when the mechanical voice announced that he didn't complete the first task, and punished him for not being able to taste food for a month, he really felt the seriousness of the matter.

Nima, come on!
The ancients could not know the taste of meat for three months if they were serious, but Jiang Zhao would be finished if he didn't know for three days!

For the entire 30 days, no matter how much Jiang Zhao ate chili sauce, he couldn't taste the slightest taste, and instead suffered from diarrhea for a week.

After a month of hard work, the punishment had just been lifted, and Jiang Zhao was just about to breathe a sigh of relief, but in the end, another mission was released so suddenly.

Before this, Jiang Zhao had already yelled in his heart, could such an upright and selfless young man like him do such a wretched and dirty thing?

Obviously not!
"Five, four, three..."

While Jiang Zhao was hesitating, the mechanical voice quickly counted to three.

"God, three seconds left! Three seconds left!"

Thinking about the feeling of not being able to poop for a month, and thinking about the diarrhea that just ended the week before, Jiang Zhao twitched a little.

Whether to endure a slap in the face desperately, or to hold back shit for a month, Jiang Zhao made a decision in the blink of an eye.

He stretched out his hand decisively!

Right now!

"Clap!"

There was a soft sound, and there was the sound of metal hitting. Jiang Zhao followed the sound, and it turned out that the car keys of the beauty in the short skirt fell on the ground.

At the same time as Jiang Zhao stretched out his hand, the beauty happened to bend down and pick up the key.

Jiang Zhao's hand came into intimate contact with the upturned buttocks of the girl in the short skirt.

Well!
Soft bounce!
This was Jiang Zhao's first reaction.

Before Jiang Zhao could continue to react, the lights on the seventh floor flickered and the elevator stopped.

Jiang Zhao took a deep breath, walked out from the girl's side without blushing and heart beating.

Whoosh!

In front of 701, Jiang Zhao heaved a sigh of relief, and the task could be considered completed.

"mission completed!"

"Reward, strength +1, agility +1."

"The first task was deliberately not completed, and the chance of this lucky draw will be cancelled."

Just as Jiang Zhao stepped into the house, the mechanical voice sounded again.

"Strength +1? Agility +1?"

Jiang Zhao frowned suspiciously.

He stretched out his fist and waved it in the air, but he didn't feel anything special.

"You're back?"

While Jiang Zhao was experiencing the changes in his body, a crisp voice sounded.

The voice is sweet and pleasant, and I guess the face of a girl with such a voice will not be too bad.

Jiang Zhao raised his head and looked at the girl in front of him who still had a beautiful figure even though she was wearing an apron. Her pure snow face was stained with soot from cooking, but it made the girl even more beautiful and attractive.

"What did you cook today?"

He said so, but Jiang Zhao unconsciously compared the girl in front of him with the girl in short skirts he met in the elevator just now.

"The girls in the elevator are more mature and taller, um, bigger."

"Tong Xiaoyan's words are more youthful and her face is more delicate."

Years of experience in pinning women made Jiang Zhao make an instant judgment.

"How do you see what I'm doing?"

Tong Xiaoyan wore a slightly slanted kitchen hat, held the plate in her small hands, and brought it to Jiang Zhao. Her big bright eyes looked at Jiang Zhao with a hint of expectation.

Looking at the dark lump in front of him, Jiang Zhao didn't have any dislike reaction.

He just raised his head and smiled awkwardly and politely, "Xiaoyan, let's go out to eat today. When I just got off work, I saw a hot pot restaurant downstairs that just opened. There are discounts and the price is affordable."

"Okay."

Tong Xiaoyan smiled slightly, revealing her snow-white teeth.

But still firmly said:
"But you have to finish what I made first, I've been busy all day today."

"You fiddled with this thing all day?"

Looking at the lump in front of him that was comparable to that, Jiang Zhao almost uttered a dirty word.

However, he dared not say that.

Because, once, when he and Tong Xiaoyan were on the subway, there was a salty pig hand who took advantage of Tong Xiaoyan. It was said that he still couldn't get up when he reached the terminal.

Later, Tong Xiaoyan told Jiang Zhao that she had practiced taekwondo before and had a seventh-degree black belt.

That's the professional level!
Can't be bothered.

After that, Jiang Zhao, who was already polite to Tong Xiaoyan, became even more polite.

Before Jiang Zhao could answer, the cold mechanical voice sounded in his mind again.

"Task, eat the food, and pinch the other person's face to show appreciation."

"I can't take a bath if I can't finish it for a month."

When the system said the word "combination", Jiang Zhao's heart suddenly tugged.

If you let me eat one lump, even if it is two lumps, I will eat it with my eyes closed and my nose pinched.

But if you want me to pinch Tong Xiaoyan's face, isn't that courting death?

Jiang Zhao wailed from the bottom of his heart.

Taekwondo!
Seventh degree black belt, bro!
A deadly system!
It is simply to die!
If I can't finish it, I can't take a bath for a month. How can I meet people? Do you know how many girls are waiting for me to flirt? Can I go to see them like this?
A deadly system!
Jiang Zhao cursed again.

Therefore, the task must be completed.

Jiang Zhao gritted his teeth, took the black lump on the plate and ate it. As expected, it was unpalatable, just like eating swill, but Jiang Zhao didn't even frown, instead he said happily: "It's delicious. Delicious! Not only is Xiaoyan good-looking, but she also cooks like this!"

"Really?" Tong Xiaoyan's bright beautiful eyes flashed for a moment, she seemed very happy, so she said happily: "It's delicious, you can eat more!"

After a moment of silence for his stomach, Jiang Zhao stuffed another piece into his mouth and swallowed it without chewing. A burning smell rushed into his nostrils, "It's delicious! Xiaoyan is in the kitchen He is also very talented in art!"

While admiring, Jiang Zhao quickly brushed across Tong Xiaoyan's face with trembling hands while stuffing something into his mouth.

"What Xiaoyan cooks is delicious!"

"I didn't expect that the first time I cook, the effect is not bad." Tong Xiaoyan's big eyes narrowed into crescent moons happily, "Then don't go out to eat tonight, I will cook for you!"

Jiang Zhao's stomach suddenly turned upside down, and he ran towards the bathroom recklessly!

(End of this chapter)