The star who is too difficult to get out of the village

Chapter 90 The Small Theater Changes the Protagonist

As usual, the morning of the second day was mainly for leisure. After breakfast, I just chatted and did housework.

The guests can go to the village and the mountains if they want to, and rest at home if they don’t want to. It’s also good to prepare a lunch together.

But although homework is the main part of daily life, it can't always be like this when shooting programs, and you have to find some programs.

He Quan cleaned up the bowls and chopsticks and said, "Xiao Jie has an idea and made a short video for fun."

"Longing for a small theater?" Yang Jie asked.

"Okay, what do you do when you're free?" Huang Senti asked, "But you can't always let Xiaolan play a supporting role and be the one being talked about. You should also let Xiaolan have a good time."

"No problem, it's all right?" Yang Jie readily agreed. He has a lot of materials here, and he can write them at any time.

But at this time, Wang Xiaodong asked curiously: "Mr. He, what is yearning for a small theater?"

"It's some chicken soup jokes written by Xiaojie, performed by two people, adding a little fun to the show in their free time, and spreading some positive energy." He Quan explained.

"That's good, can I participate? I think going abroad to shoot more can also improve my acting skills." Wang Xiaodong asked.

"Okay, but this time it's Qi Lan's protagonist. Brother Dong, if you want to participate, you'll be the one who gets bullied, and you don't have many words." Yang Jie laughed.

"Okay, I just want to experience it." Wang Xiaodong said with great interest.

Zhao Yueqi laughed and said, "Brother Dong, I've seen Yang Jie and Lan Lan's small theater, it's quite interesting, but you have to adjust your mentality, don't take it seriously."

This is just a joke. They are all actors and have played different roles. It is still very easy to adjust their mentality. Every actor must master the ability to enter and exit the play.And it's even easier for a short video of just a few minutes.

It's just that Yang Jie still has to think about what jokes to come up with.

After thinking for a while, Yang Jie thought of a stupid video he just saw this morning.

It is about a person who returned from studying abroad, ordered a takeaway at the hotel, took a pair of disposable chopsticks, and complained about the unprofessional domestic catering, and only gave one chopstick.

Seeing this video, Yang Jie wanted to complain, did you go abroad since you were a child?Why can't I even use my own things after going out for a few years, but everyone knows that chopsticks that are put together can be separated, right?Besides, are you blind with two big eyes, can't you see that the middle of the chopsticks is originally separated?Why do you still have the face to complain about holding chopsticks together?Did you become a fool after studying abroad for a few years?
But it just happened to give Yang Jie the idea of ​​writing jokes.

The protagonist of the joke written by Yang Jie this time is Qi Lan, the person who is bullied is Wang Xiaodong, and the tool person is chef Huang Sen.

The scene is very simple, it is a blind date scene, men and women sit and eat together, and Huang Sen is the chef serving.

After more than half an hour of preparation, Qi Lan was also ready, memorized all the words, and started right away.

The first is Qi Lan's words.After Huang Sen served two steaks with tofu instead, Qi Lan said, "Please give me a pair of chopsticks, thank you."

Huang Sen: "Okay." Then the chopsticks were served.

Wang Xiaodong sneered when he saw it.

After hearing this, Qi Lan raised her head and glanced at him without making a sound, and continued to say to Huang Sen: "Can you add some parsley for me, please?"

Wang Xiaodong couldn't hold back now, and laughed continuously, but no matter how he heard the sound, he was laughing.

Although it was a simple drama, Wang Xiaodong still acted in the Taoist role, and his facial expressions were quite good.

Qi Lan looked at him and asked with a smile, "Did you suffer from some serious illness? What's so funny?"

Wang Xiaodong said with a mocking expression: "Sorry, miss. You haven't eaten steak, you may not know that you need to use a knife and fork to eat steak."

As he spoke, Wang Xiaodong picked up another coriander and said, "And this is not called coriander, this is rosemary."

A few words mixed in Chinese and English made Qi Lan speechless: "What's wrong with me not being used to knives and forks?"

Wang Xiaodong tidied up his clothes, crossed his legs, and said with an upper-class posture: "Have you ever been abroad? Sitting with me and eating like this, you are not ashamed, but I am ashamed. How stupid!"

Qi Lan looked at his face looking for a slap and said in a flat tone: "I want to ask who stipulated that you must use a knife and fork when eating Western food?"

Wang Xiaodong: "Yes"

Qi Lan was useless. He said it out, and continued: "Chinese restaurants abroad can use knives and forks, but why can't you use chopsticks in Western restaurants in China? Chopsticks are dirt? You have no problem with foreigners eating Chinese food with knives and forks, you Did your compatriots eat western food with chopsticks and hurt your heart?"

Seeing Wang Xiaodong's increasingly ugly face, Qi Lan asked sarcastically, "May I ask which country you are from?"

Wang Xiaodong: "I"

Qi Lan imitated the way she was when she was taking pictures with Yang Jie, and continued not to give him a chance to talk: "Some people feel that they are high-end after eating steak and using a knife and fork. But do you know what is really high-end?"

After a pause, Qi Lan took the chopsticks to compare and said with a smile: "Chopsticks are called advanced!"

Wang Xiaodong asked suspiciously: "Chopsticks are advanced?"

Qi Lan smiled and said: "Of course, these little chopsticks are the wisdom inheritance of our ancient civilization. The round head and tail of the chopsticks symbolize the roundness of the sky, and the use of the round head to hold vegetables means that the people regard food as the sky, and stand upright. "

Speaking of which, Qi Lan pointed to the knife and fork in front of Wang Xiaodong: "Knives and forks use brute strength, while chopsticks use clever strength. Our ancestors applied the principle of leverage to chopsticks to achieve the effect of four or two to move a thousand catties. Hold it with three fingers up, down, and down. The grip is the image of the three talents of heaven, earth and man, one active and one driven is the image of yin and yang, and the chopsticks are seven inches and six minutes long, representing the seven emotions and six desires, so when using chopsticks, people are different from animals!"

Seeing that Wang Xiaodong began to wipe his sweat with a paper towel, Qi Lan continued: "Oh, by the way, don't you use chopsticks?"

Now that Wang Xiaodong heard Qi Lan say that he doesn't use chopsticks, isn't that just calling him a beast, he immediately slapped the table angrily, and shouted: "You!"

Qi Lan didn't care, and continued: "You think knives and forks are high-class. Do you know that the earliest table knives in the world were unearthed in our Hemudu site? Chinese people began to use knives and forks in the Neolithic Age. When we used chopsticks At that time, Westerners were still eating with their hands."

Huang Sen, who was standing next to him, also arrogantly made a gesture of grabbing a meal with his hands at the right time, and made up the knife by the side.

Qi Lan laughed and said: "Italy, known as the country of food and fashion, didn't use the fork that China had long since eliminated until the [-]th century, and Britain didn't use it until the [-]th century and France in the [-]th century. That's what our ancestors played. For the rest, you still treat it as a treasure?"

Wang Xiaodong: "Me!"

Qi Lan completely turned on the mocking mode: "Using a knife and fork and chopsticks for a meal is personal freedom. The embarrassing thing is not that I eat Western food with chopsticks, but you who think that using a knife and fork is very superior."

Huang Sen was also happy to listen, and immediately burst out laughing: "Hahahahaha."

Qi Lan: "Also, I know rosemary, and I also know thyme, ambergris, benzoin, civet, and musk, but aren't these just foreign coriander?"

Huang Sen gestured: "Well said!"

Seeing Wang Xiaodong sitting still without moving his chopsticks, Qi Lan smiled and said the last words: "Hey, why don't you eat? Don't worry, I'll treat you to this meal, and treat it as a dog feed!"

Wang Xiaodong: "You!"

Huang Sen who was standing next to him was about to laugh like crazy.

Qi Lan greeted: "Come, come, move your chopsticks, move your chopsticks."

Hahahaha, it ended with Qi Lan and Huang Sen clapping and high-fiving.

After the small theater ended, He Quan, who was filming with his mobile phone, accompanied by the exclusive background music of "Not a Hooligan, Not a Fairy", was posted on the Douyin [] platform.

Qi Lan said with a smile, "It's better to be the protagonist, it's so cool, Brother Jie, I will be the protagonist in the future, and you will be the supporting role."

"Don't you think the protagonist has too many words, so it's hard to remember?" Yang Jie laughed.

"Don't worry about it, it's such a good feeling that others can't speak. At worst, you can write it out in advance, and I'll just memorize it first." Qi Lan said.

"Fine!"

This doesn't matter to Yang Jie, and so does Qi Lanlai.The most important thing is that your girlfriend is happy.

Qi Lan had a great time here, but Wang Xiaodong regretted it a bit.

"Hey! It's too bad to be speechless in person. I regret it a little."

"Haha, who told you to try it? I originally planned to do it myself, but I didn't expect you, Brother Dong, to jump out by yourself and just blocked a shot for me." Yang Jie laughed.

"I've found out now, Brother Jie, you're talking about jokes, and you even scolded yourself. It's amazing. You deserve to be named the first joker on Weibo by netizens, and your reputation is really well-deserved." Zhao Yueqi laughed.

Speaking of which, this title was given to Yang Jie when he showed his power on Weibo for the first time. He thought it was casual, no matter what the title was, at least it was number one.

(End of this chapter)