Chapter 46
After all, Si Xuetao has written martial arts novels for many years.Two other films were adapted into scripts and filmed into dramas, plus he runs comments on the Internet from time to time, which is again under his Weibo.He has a lot of fans here
Now that he is taking the lead, the sporadic fans on Yang Jie's side can't stand the scolding immediately.
In fact, this is mainly due to the fact that Yang Jie doesn't do much business here on Weibo, and has always been making troubles on the short video platform.His fans probably don't know that he is here to fight.
"On this point, people have the nerve to say that they are celebrities? Are all your fans buying it?"
"Hey, you dare to come here to find trouble with such little combat power, I'm afraid you haven't been scolded?"
"Follow that brat Yang Jie and get the hell out of here!"
The situation is looking one-sided, and his side is about to be completely defeated.
Yang Jie wasn't sorting out his thoughts either, thinking about how to scold him, let him scold first and then talk.
"You bastards, you are extremely nasty. For your own pleasure, completely disregarding other people's feelings, destroying other people's reputation is commonplace. Don't care at all, what are they!"
"I just said that you are a villain. Now it seems that I was wrong. Sorry, I insulted the word villain just now. You are not even a human being. Why are you talking to me? I want to know whose meagerness is this , Why are you still VIP certified? In my opinion, you are not a VIP, not even V and I, I think you are just a P."
"Your IQ is as thin as the oxygen in the Himalayas! To say you are brainless is simply to overestimate you. Seeing you, I just feel a sense of superiority in IQ."
"Brothers and sisters, don't scold them. Remember to never fight with beasts. If you win? You are more beasts than beasts. If you lose? You are not as good as beasts. If you tie? What is the difference between you and beasts! And We can't fight idiots, and we can't reason with idiots, because they will bring your IQ to the same level as theirs, and then beat you with rich experience!"
Yang Jie paused for a while, just thinking about those classic curse words from his previous life.After all, he himself is not very good at swearing, so he still has to rely on the wisdom of the majority of netizens.
After Yang Jie replied like this, the bottom of the post immediately exploded.
"Haha, Brother Jie fought back."
"I'll go, this scolding classic!"
"It's so enjoyable, so talented!"
"I'm really impressed by Brother Jie's talent today."
"The songs are well written, the ancient poems are well written, and the martial arts stories are also well told. Not only can it instill positive energy in people, but it can also be so literate even when it comes to swearing. The capital letters are convincing."
"Just after reading the first sentence, I thought Brother Jie was going to scold in ancient Chinese. Just as I was about to pick up the ancient Chinese dictionary to translate, when I saw the following words, I finally breathed a sigh of relief and didn't have to reveal my literary level. And These classic sentences are about to kill me from laughing!"
"Brother Jie is good, no matter what his image is, truth is the most important thing, if my girlfriend is said like this, I won't be scolding, my fist has already been thrown out. No matter what, we are all yours fan!"
"Never compare with animals? Haha!"
"Pull you to the same realm and defeat you with rich experience? Divine sentence! Absolutely divine sentence!"
"You bastards, you are extremely dirty and capable! Well said!"
"I found out that I like Brother Jie, but he already has a girlfriend, what should I do?"
Yang Jie's series of classic curses almost killed Si Xuetao in front of the computer screen.
But although he didn't die of anger, his blood pressure also increased a lot.
After drinking a glass of water to suppress his shock, Si Xuetao replied: "Why are you swearing at people? Do you have any quality, no self-cultivation, and no attention to your self-cultivation and identity."
It can be seen that he has become a little angry.
"That's right, support Teacher Si!"
"This kind of quality is worthy of being a star? Aren't you afraid of spoiling the audience? The government should permanently ban this kind of person."
"With this kind of cultivation, how could it be possible to write those works? It must be obtained from nowhere!"
Yang Jie scolded for a while, his anger had dissipated a bit, and he said calmly at this time: "I'm not scolding, I'm just telling everyone how to communicate with such a bitch. I've seen Teacher Si's photo , looks quite thin. Also, it's no wonder that he's so cheap, so shameless, so heartless, and not light!"
"Pfft! Is he thin because he has no heart and no lungs? Brother Jie, are you mistaken? He obviously has no brains!"
"Brother Jie, you are too poisonous!"
Those who were scolded were very unhappy, but Yang Jie's fans who rushed over after hearing the news were extremely happy.
They didn't catch up with the headwind just now and didn't help, but now they came here and had a good laugh first.
There are quite a few fans of Yang Jie, and the screen below was immediately flooded with laughing expressions.
"Hahaha!"
Yang Jie's memory had already been awakened at this time, and he continued non-stop: "I happen to have some inspiration, let me give you a pair of couplets!"
"Couple? Brother Jie still has this skill?"
"Brother Jie wants to be an all-rounder, there is nothing wrong with the couplet! Didn't you see that he is practicing calligraphy every day!"
"Seeing Brother Jie's vicious mouth, I predict that this couplet must not be a good thing!"
"agree!"
"plus one."
Yang Jie didn't let them down, and immediately posted: "Shanglian: Trees don't need bark, they will surely die. Second couplet: People are shameless, invincible in the world. Horizontal comment: Human beings are invincible."
After finishing speaking, I was not satisfied, and added another sentence: "A person is cheap for a lifetime, and a pig is cheap for a knife. Some people waste air while they are alive, waste land when they die, and waste RMB at home."
Si Xuetao: ".#¥%@!...¥##"
He was already speechless, and a string of garbled characters had already expressed his emotions.
"Your uncle's!"
"Yang Jie, you are too hurt!"
"If you're so poisonous, don't be afraid that you won't have assholes when you give birth to a child!"
"Stupid pig, idiot!"
Si Xuetao's fans were also screaming in anger!
But Yang Jie's fans were all dumbfounded, and forgot to go back for a moment, just staring dumbfounded.
They found that the fighting power of the star they were fans of was too strong, as if they could beat the opponent to annihilation without their help.They only need to cheer and cheer by the side, and step on a few feet to enhance the atmosphere.
Yang Jie didn't stop yet, and he said one sentence after another: "Looking at you, handsome and unrestrained, suave and suave, everyone loves you, and flowers bloom when you see them, you must be the best among scumbags, and the beast among beasts. And According to my observation, you must be lacking in calcium since you were a child, and lack of love when you grow up. Grandma doesn’t hurt, and uncle doesn’t love. The left cheek is twitched, and the right cheek is kicked. When a donkey sees a donkey kick, a pig sees a pig trample. You are born with cucumbers. Shoot! The day after tomorrow is a walnut, you don’t need to hammer it! The person who belongs to a broken motorcycle in your life, you don’t need to kick it! Find a wife who belongs to a screw, you don’t need to twist it!”
Everyone: "."
Yang Jie continued to scold: "Look, your little face is so thin that you don't even look like a pig! Now if you are thrown into the toilet, the toilet will vomit, and if you are thrown into the black hole, the black hole will also be able to vomit on its own." It exploded! You say you, my uncle, I will teach you how to practice the sword, you practice the sword, you still do not practice the sword, you practice lowly! There are so many moves in the sword, you prefer to learn the drunken sword, do not practice the golden sword, practice yin and low !Finally practiced the Drunken Silver Sword! If you were given a sword fairy, you wouldn’t be a good swordsman, but if you didn’t become a sword god, you’d have to be a swordsman! Seriously, why bother!”
Yang Jie scolded Si Xuetao for more than an hour with his mobile phone, not a single swear word was repeated, and the more he said, the more ruthless he was!
Si Xuetao said angrily, "You're so poisonous, you won't get any better!"
Yang Jie said with a smile: "Yes, I didn't say I'm good, but at least I'm more handsome than you. Unlike you, your photo hung on the wall can ward off evil spirits! Hanging it on the bed can prevent pregnancy!"
Seeing this sentence, Si Xuetao vomited blood completely, and his hairs exploded with anger!I thought to myself: The surname is Yang!I am at odds with you!
"Put it on the wall to ward off evil spirits? Put it on the bed to prevent pregnancy? This is a business of grabbing talismans and condoms. Haha!"
"Pfft! Hahahaha! It's a loss! It's too much! It's a loss to grandma's house!"
"It's different for educated people to swear! It's fun to watch!"
"Happy to hear! It turns out that you can still swear like this! Brother Jie is invincible, and he can become a god in the world of swearing!"
"My brother Jie is so versatile, he can be the best in everything! Lu Zhuanfan!"
This sentence is really a classic among the classics in curse sentences. As soon as Yang Jie said this, more than 200 replies and comments were squeezed in in an instant, and the onlookers couldn't sit still!Reply below.
This time the situation was completely reversed. Although Si Xuetao also scolded, he was no match for the counterattack army led by Yang Jie.The main reason is that Yang Jie has a treasure trove, so he can stop other people from scolding him.There are not many of these people who are really fans, there are many passers-by who come to vent when they have nothing to do. Now that they are not opponents, they all disappeared.Withdrew quickly, so as not to be scolded again.In fact, such a person is even more hateful!Just because of them, I don't know how many people have been sad and helpless!
Yang Jie's fighting power is too strong, too perverted, he is really the god of war on the field, one after another comes, one after another scolds away.It's not a class at all.
If this was on the ancient battlefield, it would be invincible among thousands of troops.
In the arena, he is a master who stands at the pinnacle of martial arts.
In the past, the scolding battles on Weibo were usually end-to-end, and it was rare to be able to tell the winner. This time, it was so quick this time, which is really surprising.
All the onlookers on Weibo were stunned!
Yang Jie is such a good eloquent and capable person who can be milky and poisonous, so don't mess with him if he has nothing to do.If you mess with it, you'll make a fuss.
No one wants to experience the feeling of being scolded and unable to take care of themselves.
In fact, Si Xuetao regretted it a little now. He thought that there would be a scolding battle, but he didn't expect the opponent to be so powerful, and the gain outweighed the loss.
(End of this chapter)
After all, Si Xuetao has written martial arts novels for many years.Two other films were adapted into scripts and filmed into dramas, plus he runs comments on the Internet from time to time, which is again under his Weibo.He has a lot of fans here
Now that he is taking the lead, the sporadic fans on Yang Jie's side can't stand the scolding immediately.
In fact, this is mainly due to the fact that Yang Jie doesn't do much business here on Weibo, and has always been making troubles on the short video platform.His fans probably don't know that he is here to fight.
"On this point, people have the nerve to say that they are celebrities? Are all your fans buying it?"
"Hey, you dare to come here to find trouble with such little combat power, I'm afraid you haven't been scolded?"
"Follow that brat Yang Jie and get the hell out of here!"
The situation is looking one-sided, and his side is about to be completely defeated.
Yang Jie wasn't sorting out his thoughts either, thinking about how to scold him, let him scold first and then talk.
"You bastards, you are extremely nasty. For your own pleasure, completely disregarding other people's feelings, destroying other people's reputation is commonplace. Don't care at all, what are they!"
"I just said that you are a villain. Now it seems that I was wrong. Sorry, I insulted the word villain just now. You are not even a human being. Why are you talking to me? I want to know whose meagerness is this , Why are you still VIP certified? In my opinion, you are not a VIP, not even V and I, I think you are just a P."
"Your IQ is as thin as the oxygen in the Himalayas! To say you are brainless is simply to overestimate you. Seeing you, I just feel a sense of superiority in IQ."
"Brothers and sisters, don't scold them. Remember to never fight with beasts. If you win? You are more beasts than beasts. If you lose? You are not as good as beasts. If you tie? What is the difference between you and beasts! And We can't fight idiots, and we can't reason with idiots, because they will bring your IQ to the same level as theirs, and then beat you with rich experience!"
Yang Jie paused for a while, just thinking about those classic curse words from his previous life.After all, he himself is not very good at swearing, so he still has to rely on the wisdom of the majority of netizens.
After Yang Jie replied like this, the bottom of the post immediately exploded.
"Haha, Brother Jie fought back."
"I'll go, this scolding classic!"
"It's so enjoyable, so talented!"
"I'm really impressed by Brother Jie's talent today."
"The songs are well written, the ancient poems are well written, and the martial arts stories are also well told. Not only can it instill positive energy in people, but it can also be so literate even when it comes to swearing. The capital letters are convincing."
"Just after reading the first sentence, I thought Brother Jie was going to scold in ancient Chinese. Just as I was about to pick up the ancient Chinese dictionary to translate, when I saw the following words, I finally breathed a sigh of relief and didn't have to reveal my literary level. And These classic sentences are about to kill me from laughing!"
"Brother Jie is good, no matter what his image is, truth is the most important thing, if my girlfriend is said like this, I won't be scolding, my fist has already been thrown out. No matter what, we are all yours fan!"
"Never compare with animals? Haha!"
"Pull you to the same realm and defeat you with rich experience? Divine sentence! Absolutely divine sentence!"
"You bastards, you are extremely dirty and capable! Well said!"
"I found out that I like Brother Jie, but he already has a girlfriend, what should I do?"
Yang Jie's series of classic curses almost killed Si Xuetao in front of the computer screen.
But although he didn't die of anger, his blood pressure also increased a lot.
After drinking a glass of water to suppress his shock, Si Xuetao replied: "Why are you swearing at people? Do you have any quality, no self-cultivation, and no attention to your self-cultivation and identity."
It can be seen that he has become a little angry.
"That's right, support Teacher Si!"
"This kind of quality is worthy of being a star? Aren't you afraid of spoiling the audience? The government should permanently ban this kind of person."
"With this kind of cultivation, how could it be possible to write those works? It must be obtained from nowhere!"
Yang Jie scolded for a while, his anger had dissipated a bit, and he said calmly at this time: "I'm not scolding, I'm just telling everyone how to communicate with such a bitch. I've seen Teacher Si's photo , looks quite thin. Also, it's no wonder that he's so cheap, so shameless, so heartless, and not light!"
"Pfft! Is he thin because he has no heart and no lungs? Brother Jie, are you mistaken? He obviously has no brains!"
"Brother Jie, you are too poisonous!"
Those who were scolded were very unhappy, but Yang Jie's fans who rushed over after hearing the news were extremely happy.
They didn't catch up with the headwind just now and didn't help, but now they came here and had a good laugh first.
There are quite a few fans of Yang Jie, and the screen below was immediately flooded with laughing expressions.
"Hahaha!"
Yang Jie's memory had already been awakened at this time, and he continued non-stop: "I happen to have some inspiration, let me give you a pair of couplets!"
"Couple? Brother Jie still has this skill?"
"Brother Jie wants to be an all-rounder, there is nothing wrong with the couplet! Didn't you see that he is practicing calligraphy every day!"
"Seeing Brother Jie's vicious mouth, I predict that this couplet must not be a good thing!"
"agree!"
"plus one."
Yang Jie didn't let them down, and immediately posted: "Shanglian: Trees don't need bark, they will surely die. Second couplet: People are shameless, invincible in the world. Horizontal comment: Human beings are invincible."
After finishing speaking, I was not satisfied, and added another sentence: "A person is cheap for a lifetime, and a pig is cheap for a knife. Some people waste air while they are alive, waste land when they die, and waste RMB at home."
Si Xuetao: ".#¥%@!...¥##"
He was already speechless, and a string of garbled characters had already expressed his emotions.
"Your uncle's!"
"Yang Jie, you are too hurt!"
"If you're so poisonous, don't be afraid that you won't have assholes when you give birth to a child!"
"Stupid pig, idiot!"
Si Xuetao's fans were also screaming in anger!
But Yang Jie's fans were all dumbfounded, and forgot to go back for a moment, just staring dumbfounded.
They found that the fighting power of the star they were fans of was too strong, as if they could beat the opponent to annihilation without their help.They only need to cheer and cheer by the side, and step on a few feet to enhance the atmosphere.
Yang Jie didn't stop yet, and he said one sentence after another: "Looking at you, handsome and unrestrained, suave and suave, everyone loves you, and flowers bloom when you see them, you must be the best among scumbags, and the beast among beasts. And According to my observation, you must be lacking in calcium since you were a child, and lack of love when you grow up. Grandma doesn’t hurt, and uncle doesn’t love. The left cheek is twitched, and the right cheek is kicked. When a donkey sees a donkey kick, a pig sees a pig trample. You are born with cucumbers. Shoot! The day after tomorrow is a walnut, you don’t need to hammer it! The person who belongs to a broken motorcycle in your life, you don’t need to kick it! Find a wife who belongs to a screw, you don’t need to twist it!”
Everyone: "."
Yang Jie continued to scold: "Look, your little face is so thin that you don't even look like a pig! Now if you are thrown into the toilet, the toilet will vomit, and if you are thrown into the black hole, the black hole will also be able to vomit on its own." It exploded! You say you, my uncle, I will teach you how to practice the sword, you practice the sword, you still do not practice the sword, you practice lowly! There are so many moves in the sword, you prefer to learn the drunken sword, do not practice the golden sword, practice yin and low !Finally practiced the Drunken Silver Sword! If you were given a sword fairy, you wouldn’t be a good swordsman, but if you didn’t become a sword god, you’d have to be a swordsman! Seriously, why bother!”
Yang Jie scolded Si Xuetao for more than an hour with his mobile phone, not a single swear word was repeated, and the more he said, the more ruthless he was!
Si Xuetao said angrily, "You're so poisonous, you won't get any better!"
Yang Jie said with a smile: "Yes, I didn't say I'm good, but at least I'm more handsome than you. Unlike you, your photo hung on the wall can ward off evil spirits! Hanging it on the bed can prevent pregnancy!"
Seeing this sentence, Si Xuetao vomited blood completely, and his hairs exploded with anger!I thought to myself: The surname is Yang!I am at odds with you!
"Put it on the wall to ward off evil spirits? Put it on the bed to prevent pregnancy? This is a business of grabbing talismans and condoms. Haha!"
"Pfft! Hahahaha! It's a loss! It's too much! It's a loss to grandma's house!"
"It's different for educated people to swear! It's fun to watch!"
"Happy to hear! It turns out that you can still swear like this! Brother Jie is invincible, and he can become a god in the world of swearing!"
"My brother Jie is so versatile, he can be the best in everything! Lu Zhuanfan!"
This sentence is really a classic among the classics in curse sentences. As soon as Yang Jie said this, more than 200 replies and comments were squeezed in in an instant, and the onlookers couldn't sit still!Reply below.
This time the situation was completely reversed. Although Si Xuetao also scolded, he was no match for the counterattack army led by Yang Jie.The main reason is that Yang Jie has a treasure trove, so he can stop other people from scolding him.There are not many of these people who are really fans, there are many passers-by who come to vent when they have nothing to do. Now that they are not opponents, they all disappeared.Withdrew quickly, so as not to be scolded again.In fact, such a person is even more hateful!Just because of them, I don't know how many people have been sad and helpless!
Yang Jie's fighting power is too strong, too perverted, he is really the god of war on the field, one after another comes, one after another scolds away.It's not a class at all.
If this was on the ancient battlefield, it would be invincible among thousands of troops.
In the arena, he is a master who stands at the pinnacle of martial arts.
In the past, the scolding battles on Weibo were usually end-to-end, and it was rare to be able to tell the winner. This time, it was so quick this time, which is really surprising.
All the onlookers on Weibo were stunned!
Yang Jie is such a good eloquent and capable person who can be milky and poisonous, so don't mess with him if he has nothing to do.If you mess with it, you'll make a fuss.
No one wants to experience the feeling of being scolded and unable to take care of themselves.
In fact, Si Xuetao regretted it a little now. He thought that there would be a scolding battle, but he didn't expect the opponent to be so powerful, and the gain outweighed the loss.
(End of this chapter)
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