The star who is too difficult to get out of the village

Chapter 25 Please don't speak English in front of me, OK?

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"It's started, it's started, I just want to see my brother Jie slapping people."

"It is estimated that Qi Lan will be attacked again."

"Lao Yang is really good at talking. If I face such a beautiful woman, I will definitely not be able to get away with it."

"I can!"

"Haha, the small bench melon seed drink is ready, let's enter the theater mode."

"I'm so looking forward to it. Brother Jie is very good at pouring chicken soup. I can listen to it, and I don't feel disgusted!"

"I'm just waiting for this. I didn't see the last video for the first time. This time it's finally here."

The mushroom house is ready.

At the beginning, Yang Jie is sitting at the table, and Qi Lan is talking in English with the foreigner played by Li Jian.The excited tone caused Yang Jie to cover his face, and the waiter played by He Quan curled his lips and squinted.

After that, Qi Lan came to say hello.

"Hi! I'm condy."

Yang Jie: Hello.that is...

As he spoke, he pointed to Li Jian who had left to watch the play.

"Oh, that's the stranger! I'm helping him find his way."

Yang Jie: "I thought you owed others millions! So humble."

He Quan pursed his lips, and acted as if I thought so too at the right time.

Qi Lan: you.
Yang Jie: "When you see a foreigner, you take a group photo and leave a phone call. You are meticulous and considerate in every possible way, for fear that the foreigner will be wronged. You don't know why people turn around and say why Chinese people are so rebellious, and why Chinese girls are so casual. ah?"

Qi Lan: You...

Yang Jie: "I am a great country, a country of etiquette. When you come, you are a guest. We maintain basic courtesy and respect.

But everyone has two eyes and one nose, what's the matter, you feel that you are inferior, and you have to serve others?

When you come to my house as a guest, I have to kneel down and give you one? "

Qi Lan: "Foreign goods are good. You look at my pair of shoes, bought abroad, with a lot of dollars. If you look at you again, you are still wearing domestic shoes, really low!"

Speaking of which, Qi Lan rolled her eyes, but she didn't know that He Quan, who was standing next to her, almost turned her mouth to the sky, and couldn't see the expression in her eyes at all.

Yang Jie: "I was in a daze when I heard it. If I speak Chinese, I will speak Chinese, and if I speak English, I will speak English! Why don't you give me this whole roujiamo?
Those who have literary talents are called deep hidden blue, but you add Chinese and English, and you talk about tony with water. You can hear that I really feel like a dog.You may think that I am bookish, but he shuts me down for peace.

Hey, I will too. Do you think you are the only one who can communicate bilingually?Shameless baby!Please don't speak mixed Chinese and English in front of me, OK? "

After this passage, He Quan really laughed.They all covered their mouths.

Qi Lan said angrily: "You you you... English is beautiful."

Yang Jie: "Hey, you see, foreign aircraft are called Discovery and Challenger, which have no connotation or beauty, and there is also one called Columbia.

If you think about it, it’s like being called Caoxian in Shandong, and Qianmenlouzi in BJ. Is this beautiful?
Our space shuttle is called Taihang, Kunlun, Qinling, Taishan.This artistic conception!Our lunar explorer is called Chang’e, the explorer is called Tianwen, the navigation vehicle is called Beidou, the lunar rover is called Yutu, the landing site is called Guanghan Palace, the relay star of Chang’e [-] is called Queqiao, the space station is called Tiangong, and the sounding rocket is called Zhinu. The Shenzhou spacecraft on which the crew members ride, countless heroes and aerospace experts have turned the myth into reality through hard work. Is it beautiful enough? "

At this time, He Quan just pointed to the position of the heart with his finger, and looked at Qi Lan provocatively with a very tugging look.

Qi Lan glanced at him, but had nothing to say.

Yang Jie: "If it's not a foreign product, it's good. You say my domestic shoes are low. Do you know how much black technology is hidden in them? They are comfortable and trendy to wear."

He Quan gave a thumbs up and said: Just one word - handsome, hahaha!

Yang Jie: Hahahahaha, yes 6, Miss Condy, you may have forgotten.

Qi Lan asked listlessly: What did you forget?
Yang Jie: "No matter how lush a tree is, if you forget where your roots are, it will end sooner or later. The same is true for people, please keep your feet on the ground!"

After speaking, Yang Jie got up and came to He Quan's side, showing a Beijing opera posture: "We will not serve people who worship foreigners." The two wanted to leave together.

At this moment, Qi Lan slapped the table angrily and got up, went down a step, and her foot slipped: "my shoes."

Yang Jie and He Quan turned their heads and asked, "What's wrong?"

Qi Lan: My shoe is broken!

Yang Jie looked at He Quan and said, "It really is a good shoe that cost a lot of dollars!" The disdain was obvious.

Then he turned his head and said: "Let's go barefoot! The land of China, don't tie your feet!"

The small theater is over.

In the live room:

"Sure enough, Yang Jie likes to tease people, and what Pianpian said makes sense, which makes people feel comfortable."

"Haha, if Qi Lan was left behind, she wouldn't be allowed to be that annoying person full-time, right?"

"It's very possible! It's really not easy for a newcomer to participate in a show and get exposure."

"If you want to talk about newcomers, Yang Jie is also a newcomer."

"I don't want to talk to the person upstairs, how can this be compared? He is a talented person with such a brain, no matter what kind of job he is in, he can get ahead very quickly."

"I watched this show because I saw Yang Jie, who was yearning for a small theater, come from Douyin. I didn't expect there to be more. I strongly recommend that I shoot this one in every episode in the future. I'm not afraid of indigestion after eating too much chicken soup!"

"Same suggestion!"

"You don't necessarily have it if you want to see it. Do you really think that Yang Jie's talent is unlimited? It will be used up eventually. This thing needs to be seen and walked more to be inspired."

Mushrooms are also discussed here.

After watching the whole drama, Huang Qing said with a smile: "Xiaojie really has no talent. He can come up with so many words in such a short time. It's amazing. If you have this ability, you can be a screenwriter." Isn't that more than enough?"

"Xiaojie has written his own script for a long time. Have you heard of "Love Apartment"? He wrote it himself, and it has become popular on the Internet now. And the second part has been written in the past few days." Said. At this point, Huang Sen said with disgust: "It's not like you guys, you don't want to make progress!"

"Hey, Master, you don't need to step on us if you want to praise Xiaojie! We are actually doing well!" Yang Dong said speechlessly.

"What can you do? Look at how old he is. You can play all kinds of piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, and you can play all kinds of poetry and songs! You can play all musical instruments. How about you? What else can you do besides acting? Huang Qing doesn't have to laugh, he can even cook You don’t even know how to cut it, so you’re so funny! How did your son grow up?”

"Is it so powerful? Master, I believe that Xiaojie can write good songs on the spot, but is it too exaggerated to know all the instruments?" Wang Qing asked in disbelief.

"It's not an exaggeration at all. We lost nine instruments to him. Adding the four we had at the beginning, there are thirteen kinds. We have asked him to compose a song for each of the thirteen kinds. Believe it or not Ah." Huang Sen's mouth twitched.

It's not that he loves money, but that he also thinks that Yang Jie is a bit too evil, and they chose randomly at the beginning, which means that it is very likely that Yang Jie is really an all-rounder in musical instruments.This made him a little hard to accept.

"Really?"

"Is this still fake? This is still being broadcast live. Teacher He and I wouldn't lie in front of the national audience, right?"

Huang Sen saw that it was still early, and suggested: "Well, it's still early, let's each perform a talent show, and when you get to Xiaojie, you can discuss and let him try musical instruments one by one!"

"Ok, deal!"

They're all from the entertainment industry, who doesn't have any talent, and they're all open to it.

This made the audience in the live broadcast room look forward to it. This is an unprepared program, and they can see the real skills.

Huang Sen and He Quan are also not afraid, not to mention anything else, both of them have released albums, singing is no problem.

Relying on the large number of people, I spent 20 yuan after some bargaining, and got a karaoke machine from the program group.The first phase of Yearning Grass Terrace has started.

After He Quan announced the opening of the curtain, he sang a song first, which was well received by everyone. Next, the dance of Huang Qing and Wang Qing, and the rehearsal of the four of them together were all performed vividly, and Huang Lei also sang a song own song of fame.In the end, only Qi Lan and Yang Jie were left.

Seeing everyone looking at her, Qi Lan hesitated and said, "I don't have any talent, but I only have a Grade [-] certificate in violin, how about I just play it?"

Before the others could speak, Yang Jie stopped her first, "Don't, don't, let's forget it, so don't harm them."

"What's the matter? Level eight is fine, what else do you want, Xiaojie? Why did you harm us?" He Quan asked suspiciously.

"I heard Qi Lan pull it a few days ago. Although it can be seen that she can, she hasn't moved for many years. Don't mention the sound, it can scare people to death."

Yang Jie has been busy transporting the script of "Love Apartment 2" for the past few days, and he hasn't had time to review it for her, so he thinks it's still at that level.

"It's okay, let's just listen!" Huang Sen said indifferently.

"Well, I hope you don't regret it!"

The instrument was in the house, and Qi Lan started to perform after 1 minute, and she played her own song "Let Go of Love", of course, the level is still similar to last time.

Just started, Huang Sen stopped: "Okay, okay, I'm convinced, so I can get the eighth-level certificate? Didn't I pick it up?"

"It seems that I really have to pick it up properly. It's not easy to learn well, so let's start tonight!" Qi Lan continued to pull as she said.

Huang Sen hurriedly said: "If you want to pick it up, let him listen to it alone when you are with Yang Jie. If you are pulling it down, we will block you!"

"Ha ha!"

"Ha ha!"

Then only Yang Jie is left.

(End of this chapter)