The star who is too difficult to get out of the village

Chapter 113 Yang Jie Really Knows Cross Talk

"Okay, just for fun, let's start now." Yang Jie said.

"You're about to get to the point."

"I'm Yang Jie. This is my first time on the cross talk stage. I'm just a primary school student. Please bear with me later."

"It's useless if you don't forgive me, we don't refund tickets here!" Yu Geng said.

"Yes, no refunds! Everyone who comes here likes to listen to cross talk. And we young people also like to talk about cross talk." Yang Jie said to Yu Geng, "Teacher Yu, we have a small question for you, right? "

"Ask!"

"It's said that cross talk actors have four subjects to learn and sing, so what are they all about?" Yang Jie asked.

"It's all...well...all..." Yu Geng got stuck here in cooperation.

"Haha, are you stupid?" Yang Jie smiled and said, "Come on, everyone picked up their mobile phones and took pictures. Tomorrow's news headlines, Mr. Yu Geng doesn't know which four subjects of cross talk are there!"

The audience below laughed out loud.

Yu Geng opened Yang Jie's outstretched finger with his hand and said, "It's stupid. Then tell me what's going on."

"Learn to learn to sing!"

"Did you ask that?" Yu Geng said angrily.

Yang Jie said with a smile: "Isn't this the answer, the answer is on the surface of the mystery."

"Who understands this!"

"You just know it and don't dare to say it, how simple it is."

"Go play! I won't tell you any more." Yu Geng made a gesture to leave after speaking.

"Hey, don't go, Mr. Yu, I still have questions to ask." Yang Jie hurriedly pulled Yu Geng back.

"Tell me first!" Yu Geng stopped in his tracks.

"I just want to ask what the singing in Shuo Xue Dou Chang refers to?"

"Sing? Sing in cross talk?"

"Correct!"

"Taiping lyrics and Shulaibao!" Yu Geng opened his mouth without even thinking about it.

Yang Jie pointed at him and said, "Think again!"

"Isn't it?" Yu Geng wondered.

"Of course it's wrong. This is a professional stage. Teacher Yu, you are a professional cross talk actor, so you have to be accurate." Yang Jie raised his eyebrows and said, "Think again!"

Yu Geng froze his head and thought for a while, then tentatively said: "Isn't it just the lyrics of Shulaibao and Taiping!"

Yang Jie smiled cheaply and clapped his hands: "It's right this time!"

"Go ahead and play, I can change the order? Tell yourself, I won't serve you anymore." Yu Geng wanted to leave again.

The audience at the scene also laughed non-stop.

"Don't go, Mr. Yu, look at you. You've just said a few words, and you're going down twice. Can we talk about cross talk?" Yang Jie scolded.

"The key is that you said that!" Yu Geng said angrily.

"Okay, okay, you're right this time. You've read this article." Yang Jie coaxed

"What do you mean by forgetting? I was right!"

"Okay, you're right, everyone said it was over, why are you still saying that!"

"You, fine, you continue to talk, I listen!" Yu Geng laughed angrily.

Yang Jie continued: "The main thing to sing is the lyrics of Taiping, which is not easy to sing."

"Correct!"

"There is a section called "The Legend of the White (be) Snake". I guess everyone sitting here has never heard of it?"

"You, take a break? What is the story of the snake?"

Yang Jie was dumbfounded: "Isn't it right?"

"That's called Bai! "Legend of the White Snake"."

"is it?"

"Of course, who are you?"

"Tobacco City in Lu Province."

"That makes sense."

"So it's white?"

"Nonsense, isn't this the story you wrote? You come to ask me?" Yu Geng rolled his eyes and said.

"Oh, yes, I wrote it. It's called The Legend of the White Snake! It's about a great long worm." Yang Jie slapped his head and continued.

"Long worm!"

"Yes, it's a long white worm spinning around there." Yang Jie gestured to spin around quickly with his hands.

Yu Geng said: "What you said is greedy for snakes!"

Yang Jie was taken aback, and asked in surprise: "Does Teacher Yu still use such an old brand of mobile phone now? We all use smart phones now, and we are not greedy for snakes anymore!"

Yang Jie said to the audience sitting below: "Take them out and let Mr. Yu see what the smartphone looks like!"

"Go, I also use a smartphone!" Yu Geng took out his mobile phone and said.

"Oh, Yali mobile phone." As he spoke, Yang Jie picked up Yugeng's mobile phone and looked at it carefully: "This is still a 4s, did you buy it at a 4s shop? It's a lot of money."

Yu Geng snatched it up and said, "What do you mean it was bought at a 4S shop. I bought it as a gift with a car."

"Isn't it? Yali mobile phone from 4S store." Yang Jie said with straight eyes.

"It's the Yali 4s mobile phone sold in the Yali shop." Yu Geng corrected.

"Why don't you buy a new 5 series?"

"Have you been in it for at least a year? Now the 6 series are out."

"Forget it, let's not talk about the mobile phone. Let's go back to The Legend of the White Snake. The story is about four characters, the white lady Bai Zhensu." Speaking of this, Yang Jie got stuck, looking up and thinking: "There ..."

Yu Geng grinned and asked, "Bai Zhensu?"

"hold head high!"

"Is there no oil or water?"

The audience below laughed again.

"Is this really the script you wrote? Even the heroine can be mistaken? Isn't it called Bai Suzhen!"

"Yes, it's called Bai Suzhen, and Teacher Yu has a big head, so it's easy to use! Besides Bai Suzhen, there are also her men..."

"How do you pay me back?"

"His man's name is Xu Xian, his surname is Xu Mingxian, and his name is Yumu."

"How did it become elm? Isn't it written in Chinese?"

"That's right, written in Chinese, and Xiaoqing, Bai Suzhen's younger sister." Speaking of which, Yang Jie pointed at Yu Geng and said, "And you!"

"Hey, what are you referring me to, I'm just a character in a play, you have to say the name of the character."

"That means there is still Fa Hai!"

"Is that right?"

"It mainly talks about the love story between the white lady and Xu Xian. So how did these two people meet? Let me explain to you."

Yu Geng said smoothly: "Well, tell me!"

"It's said on a certain day in a certain year."

"Are you having a bad day?"

"Do you have to talk about the day?"

"It's always good to say one."

"That will be July 1937, 7!" Yang Jie nonsense said.

"Heh, I chose a good day, I came with the Japanese devils."

Yang Jie continued, "Don't you want to live. The white lady is dressing up on the second floor."

"Second floor?"

"Accidentally dropped the hairpin downstairs and hit Xu Xian on the head. Xu Xian looked up and said, wow, a beautiful woman! I just fell in love with this white lady, and then went to the next door to find that Wang Po."

"Wang Po?"

"Wang Po is eating melon seeds. Seeing someone coming in, she quickly greeted: Yo, Mr. Xu is here. Later, this Mr. Xu was killed by Wu Song. It is very desolate!"

"Okay, stop talking nonsense. Didn't you say that you wrote The Legend of the White Snake yourself? How did it end up on Water Margin? We just finished filming a TV series, and you wrote it yourself. Your memory won't be so bad. Okay. Can I still watch the filmed drama?"

Yang Jie didn't care, turned his head to take a closer look at Yu Geng, raised his finger and said, "Hey, I remember you sold cooking cakes."

After hearing this, Yu Geng smacked his lips and said: "Who ever sold cooking cakes, don't point fingers."

"Oh, it's a string." Yang Jie patted his head and said to Yu Geng: "I know I'm wrong, why don't you stop me."

"Your small mouth is like a machine gun, I can't stop it even if I try."

"Forget it, it's like this." Yang Jie forcefully continued: "A little shepherd boy went to herd cattle before. He found a little white snake on the side of the road. It was dying and was about to die. The White Snake has gone home."

"How do you eat it?" Yu Geng's words made everyone laugh.

Yang Jie, who was talking, turned around and looked at him in a daze, and said, "What do you mean by how to eat?"

Yu Geng took it for granted: "Didn't you go to the house? Did you stew it or boil it?"

"No, he went home and cured the little white snake."

"Oh, let's eat after gaining weight!" How about a good tease is very effective?Yu Geng came out with a handful of laughing fruits.

Yang Jie said speechlessly: "How do you know how to eat? Look at your age, it's time to maintain your health."

"What's the matter with eating? Snake, big tonic, isn't it good to eat something."

Yang Jie ignored him, and continued: "The illness is cured, and he will be released to Mount Qingcheng."

"Release?"

"Eh."

"After 700 years, the little white snake became a fairy and became a white lady. She brought her younger sister down the mountain to find her benefactor, and she wanted to repay her kindness."

"Oh, she still has something for her sister?"

"By the way, Xiaoqing is her sister. Some friends are going to ask, is Xiaoqing the real sister of the white lady?"

"right!"

"No, it's the neighbor's sister! For short, it's Sister Lin who fell from the sky!" Yang Jie said.

"Don't make trouble. Isn't this nonsense? Why did the person from the Dream of the Red Chamber come out again? The two people and the two snakes should be the two sisters." Yu Geng said.

"I have the final say on what I write!" Yang Jie said: "Think about it, the white lady is white, and Xiaoqing is turquoise. If they are sisters, what color are their parents?"

Yu Geng thought for a while and said, "Aren't they the same co-author?"

"Of course! I just said that the white lady brought her younger sister to the West Lake to find her benefactor. The little shepherd boy over there who has been around for several lives is called Xu Xian in this life, and he happened to be walking and singing along the West Lake."

"Still singing? Why don't I remember this part?"

"Because you're not Xu Xian!" Yang Jie said.

"The genuine Xu Xian is here, do you ask him if he knows?" Yu Geng smiled and brought the topic to Lu Ming who was watching the fun.

Lu Ming's reaction was also good, and he immediately remembered a part of the libretto, and immediately sang: "Miss, where are you..."

"Pfft, you're pretty good at talking, and you haven't met yet, and the lady has called you? Don't feel ashamed!"

After mentioning Luming, Yang Jie continued: "At this time, the white lady and Xiaoqing are cats on the top of the mountain."

"Cat? Is it useful!"

Yang Jie put his hand on his forehead: "Oh, which one is my man!"

Yu Geng said: "These are two hooligans!"

"Xiaoqing saw what her sister meant at this time, and knew that she was looking for her man, so she wanted to help."

"How can I help?"

"It's easy to handle. Xiaoqing knows spells, so she made formulas with her hands and chanted spells."

"What is this for?"

"In an instant, the clouds rose from the northwest and the fog rushed to the southeast."

"Drink, call the wind and rain!"

"It rained lightly. It doesn't matter if it rains, Xu Xian wants to go home. This leads to the plot of swimming in the lake and borrowing an umbrella."

"Can you tell me?" Yu Geng said.

"I can't say that. After all, they don't watch TV anymore."

The audience below were listening enthusiastically, clamoring for Yang Jie to talk about it.

"Hey, do you really think this is listening to stories again? This is Yiguangshe, which is about cross talk. Just watch TV the day after tomorrow. Dolphin TV will broadcast three episodes in a row during prime time."

"Okay, you advertised!"

"Let's go on, it's raining, and Lady Bai and Xiaoqing have been waiting on the bed for a long time."

"Wait, what are you talking about? Not sure, waiting on the bed?"

"Boat, who said the bed? What are you thinking?"

"Is it a boat? Isn't it the bed you mentioned just now? You promise it's the kind that can be rowed? The one without four legs?"

"Well, it's about the boat. On the boat, the white lady and Xiaoqing held an umbrella and waited for their men. Now go to bed and board the boat."

"These three people are considered acquaintances!" Yang Jie said.

"We met for the first time." Yu Geng said.

"After that, the three of them went home and went to bed to have a baby."

"Come back, why is it so messy, three people go home, get married and have a child, so whose child is born?"

Yang Jie spread his hands and said, "Isn't it when we acted?"

"Nonsense, of course not, just the white lady and Xu Xian!"

"Yes, the white lady and Xu Xian are married and sleeping, and Xiaoqing is watching."

"Watch?"

"It stands to reason that they should live happily after marriage."

"Yeah, it has mana, and it's easy to do things."

"It's not true, someone sabotaged it!"

"Who?"

Yang Jie turned around and pointed at Yu Geng, "You were the one who destroyed it."

"Hey, that's Old Fahai from Jinshan Temple! I just acted." Yu Geng said.

"Yes, it's old Fa Hai, this man is really nosy."

Yang Jie: "Why do people persecute people? Because people in the past were superstitious. When they were sick or disasters at home, they didn't go to see a doctor. Instead, they went to Jinshan Temple Fahai to burn incense and pray."

Yu Geng: Pray to Buddha.

Yang Jie: Old Fahai refers to making extra money.

Yu Geng: Extra money? It means earning money!

Yang Jie: Yes, since the arrival of the white lady, a pharmacy has been opened, called Tongrentang.

Yu Geng: Oh, wrong, it’s not called Tongrentang, but Baoantang.

Yang Jie: Yes, it's called Baoan Tang.The folks rushed to tell each other that the White Snake had cured my illness.This person said that the white lady cured the beriberi on my face.

Yu Geng said: Isn't this nonsense? Is there anyone with beriberi on their faces?

Yang Jie said naturally: He let someone kick him.

Yu Geng continued to find fault: That's not right, kicking people is still through the shoes.

Yang Jie's mind is faster: kicked in the bathroom.

Yu Geng: kicked barefoot, what a hatred.

Yang Jie: Ha.No matter how big the enmity is, it will be cured anyway. The folks spread the word, spreading the word to ten, ten to hundreds, and no one goes to Jinshan Temple Fahai to burn incense and pray.

Yu Geng: No one believes this anymore.

Yang Jie rubbed his chin with his fingers and said: "Old Fahai was thinking in his heart, why no one came, then what should I eat, if not, I have to figure it out."I figured it out, and it turned out that there were two long worms interfering with it.

Yu Geng: Green Snake and White Snake.

Yang Jie: No, I have to find their men.

Yu Geng: Find Xu Xian.

Yang Jie: Find Xu Xian.Fahai heaped praises on the benefactor.

Yu Geng said: "Look how polite you are, an eminent monk."

"Being stopped by someone, then Xu Xian must ask the reason. He also saluted and asked what's wrong?"

"Fa Haidao: Donor, as far as I know, your bitch is a worm."

Yu Geng interjected, "Will this Fahai know how to chat? I didn't say that. It's too straightforward."

Yang Jie: Xu Xian said, you bitches are the worms.Fa Haidao: Donor, I don't have a woman.

Yu Geng: Isn’t there none, monk.

"Fahai said again: Donor, she is really a long worm, white. Xu Xian didn't want to at that time, and shouted: Say it again, say it again, I will kill you."

"At the end of the day, Xu Xian brought home a bottle of realgar medicinal wine. Xu Xian was dubious after listening to it. Anyway, the wine didn't cost money, so he took it home. This led to drinking realgar during the May Dragon Boat Festival."

Yu Geng: drinking realgar by mistake,

Yang Jie said: After drinking the realgar wine, the white lady reappeared and turned into a huge long worm.At that time, Xu Xian was scared to death.There was no way for the white lady to come back after being caught by Xiaoqing, thinking that she couldn't be a widow snake.This leads to the following Tiangong asking for medicine and Xianshan stealing grass.

"Bring back the fairy grass and bring Xu Xian back to life. But when Xu Xian lived, did he think that what he saw that day was a long worm? The more he thought about it, the more intrigued he became, and finally he went to Jinshan Temple to ask Fa Hai."

Yang Jie said: "When I saw Fa Hai, Fa Hai asked: Are you here?

Xu Xian: Here we come.

Fa Hai: Am I right?Is it a worm?

Xu Xian: Really?
Fa Hai: Well, how long is it? "

At this moment, Yu Geng interjected, "What are you asking about, my daughter-in-law?"

Yang Jie didn't care: Well, Bai?
Yu Geng: All right, stop playing hooligans!

(End of this chapter)