The star who is too difficult to get out of the village

Chapter 112
The people who were talking about cross talk on the stage were Yang Guanglei and Zhou Caibo, both of whom were disciples of Guo Yishan.

After Yang Guanglei finished speaking, he saw Master and Yu Geng bringing Yang Jie and the others over to listen to the cross talk, so he immediately had an idea.

When it comes to cross talk, everyone likes to joke on the scene. If you have acquaintances, you will say acquaintances, and if you don’t have acquaintances, you will say yourself.

Yang Guanglei thought that in the backstage he had somehow recognized an uncle, and felt that he couldn't just be taken advantage of.

Now that the uncle came to the scene again, he had to make fun of it anyway, so he couldn't let it go.

After talking for a while and wiping off his sweat, Yang Guanglei said with a smile: "Everyone doesn't know, our Yiguang Club is just casual."

Zhou Caibo wondered, "How should I say it?"

Yang Guanglei laughed and said: "Just now our brothers and sisters met a relative and an uncle in the background. I don't know where to talk about it. Anyway, the master will call someone. I, it is It doesn't matter. Anyway, they are all from the same family, and they are also surnamed Yang. When they see seniors, they call them uncles. But Zhou Caibo refused to accept it. He told me just now: Everyone said that this uncle is capable and can do everything. Let's let him come up later. Tell me a little bit, how about it? I think it sounds good..."

At this time Zhou Caibo pushed Yang Guanglei away and said: "Don't talk nonsense, I didn't say anything at all, I won't take the blame for this."

Yang Guanglei waved his hands indifferently and said, "No matter who said it, it's over here, let's talk about it, uncle." Then he looked at Yang Jie's table.

The audience at the scene were also curious, who exactly is this person of Guo Yishan's generation.But no matter how they look at it, they can't be sure.The people at that table, they all knew they were celebrities, but except for Guo Yishan and Yu Geng, they were all of the wrong age.

It’s really hard to say that if you haven’t learned cross talk and don’t have a book.

Guo Yishan was afraid that Yang Jie would not be able to step down from the stage, so he immediately scolded with a smile: "If you want to say it, say it, if you don't want to say it, get off!"

"Say, talk." After the master spoke, Yang Guanglei immediately gave up: "It's over, if you speak more, you will probably be fined."

"Haha, let your mouth be cheap!"

"Lei Zi, you are calling it self-inflicted!"

The audience didn't care whether Yang Guanglei's salary would be deducted, anyway, they were happy to see him look so cowardly.

Although Guo Yishan made a relief, Yang Jie would not go up if he didn't go up. He didn't talk about cross talk in the first place, and no one would say anything.

But who is Yang Jie? As a time traveler, how can he admit to being cowardly?That is impossible!

Although he has never learned cross talk, he has heard a lot of it. He said that there is no problem at all in the last paragraph.Of course, the main reason is that even if some places are not well agreed, there are reasons why it is not, after all, I have not rehearsed.

Also, Yang Jie suddenly remembered something he had heard about "Legend of the White Snake". Isn't this just a good way to promote it?

You must know that Yiguangshe has a video, and after the talk is finished, it can be uploaded on the Internet, and it can be solidly promoted.

Thinking of this, Yang Jie smiled and said: "I can tell you what I want, but what I'm talking about is about "The Legend of the White Snake". If you are not familiar with the story, I'm afraid you won't be able to catch it."

"Come on, I guess it's up to me!" Hearing Yang Jie's words, Yu Geng got up consciously and said, "Let's go, Xiaojie!"

Here it is said that he has participated in the cross talk and knows what the story is like. When Yang Jie heard this, it meant that he was asked to cooperate.If you can't hear the words, you can't do this job.

"Let's go!" Yang Jie was not stage-frightened either.

After Yang Jie and Yu Geng stepped onto the stage, they looked at Yang Guanglei and Zhou Caibo who were still on the stage.Yu Geng said angrily, "Why don't you two step aside?"

The audience below laughed out loud.At the same time, they also knew that the uncle Yang Guanglei mentioned was actually Yang Jie.I don't know the reason, but it's enough to know who it is.

Many people know Yang Jie and the others, after all, they are well-known.And when they heard what they just said, they knew it was a new joke, so of course they had to applaud enthusiastically.

"Didn't you hear the applause for Teacher Yu and me? Stand and listen. This is not for you." Yang Jie also said with a smile.

"Okay, uncle! Uncle, I will hand over the uncle to you. You have to take care of it. Don't mess it up the first time." Yang Guanglei stood aside and said.

"How about you come?" Yu Geng said.

"Forget it, I'll just listen to it!"

"If you don't come, just shut up and listen."

After some dialogue, Yang Jie and Yu Geng's performance officially started.

Yang Jie spoke first: "Hello everyone, some of you here know me, and some don't, so let me introduce myself when I come on stage..."

"Yang Jie!"

"Yang Jie! I don't need an introduction."

Some naughty viewers directly broke Yang Jie's life and shouted out.

"Hey, it looks like we all know each other!" Yu Geng asked with a smile.

Yang Jie waved his hand and said with a smile: "Don't make trouble, if you're going to do this for the first time on stage, then I'd better not talk about it!"

"Don't, Brother Jie, continue, we will save face for you."

"That's right, let's have something exciting."

"Brother Jie, don't be cowardly, we will cooperate with you!"

Yu Geng also continued: "Stop stretching, just say what you want!"

"Okay, since everyone's voice is so loud, then I will reluctantly say the last paragraph. If it is not good, please forgive me."

"My name is Yang Jie. My main business is in the entertainment industry. I can do it wherever I have an idea. There is nothing specific."

Yu Geng continued: "Okay, your scope of work is wide enough."

"It can't be helped, we are just so good!" Yang Jieshou admitted shamelessly, making the audience laugh again.

"Let's talk about what we're going to talk about today."

"Hey, you haven't introduced me yet?" Yu Geng pawed Yang Jie and said.

"Do you want to introduce you?" Yang Jie made an innocent expression and said, "Don't we all introduce the protagonist? I am the protagonist today. What's the matter with you?"

"That has to be introduced!" Yu Geng emphasized.

"Do you really need an introduction?"

"Ok!"

"Okay." Yang Jie compromised: "Standing next to me is my partner today, Teacher Yu Geng."

"Hey, is that right?" Yu Geng was satisfied.

"Speaking of Teacher Yu Geng, I've always wondered, why did you come up with such a name?" Yang Jie wrinkled his face and looked constipated.

"What's wrong with my name? I've been called this for more than 40 years, and I don't think there is any problem." Yu Geng asked suspiciously.

He didn't know what Yang Jie was going to say, so he could only follow along.This is a matter of skill, and it is very difficult to pick up on the spot.

"There is a problem, and there is a big problem!"

"What question are you talking about!"

"I just get greedy when Teacher Yu's name is called!" Yang Jie said while licking his lips.

"Greedy? Why do you still want to eat me? Don't think about it, I'm not Tang Seng." Yu Geng took a step back and said.

Watching Yu Geng take a step back, Yang Jie said, "Teacher Yu, what are you doing so far away from me?"

"Aren't I afraid that you will lose control and come up and bite me?" Yu Geng crossed his hands in front of him.

"It's useless to block, did Teacher Yu forget that I know kung fu?" Yang Jie looked at Yu Geng's gesture and said in disgust.

"That's right, it looks like I won't be able to run today!" Yu Geng put down his arms resignedly, and stood up again.

"Don't worry, your meat is old, I'm afraid you won't be able to chew it!" Yang Jie said disgustedly.

"Hey, thank you!"

"I said the name is not good, but when I called your name, I remembered that when I was playing in the West Lake, I heard that there was a famous fish soup made by Mrs. Song, but I didn't eat it at that time. After I came back, I hated Teacher Huang Sen. For a month, he just didn't do it. Do you think I can stop being greedy?" Yang Jie said.

"The co-author is this fish soup." Yu Geng fiddled with the fan and said, "What do you think you are thinking. I didn't even think of this homophonic stalk."

"That's because you're eating less. You'll figure it out if you eat it all day."

"Who eats this all day long?"

"I said this because I want Teacher Yu to help me to talk to Teacher Huang Sen, can I ask him to try it once?" Yang Jie said.

"Hey, why do you have to ask others to do it? Why don't you just go to any restaurant and order one?" Yu Geng asked wonderingly.

Hearing this, Yang Jie seemed to wake up suddenly, covered his mouth with his hands and said, "Yes, why didn't I think of it. If I knew there was such a method, who would I ask? Let's go, Mr. Yu and we Go and eat now!"

"Now? You don't want to talk anymore?" Yu Geng hurriedly pulled Yang Jie to prevent him from leaving.

"What?" Yang Jie asked in a daze.

"Speaking of cross talk, what did you do here? Forgot?" Yu Geng reminded helplessly.

"Oh, by the way, let's talk about cross talk!" Yang Jie woke up: "Let's go after we finish talking, order two!"

"Okay, I'll invite you later, now hurry up and talk about cross talk!"

(End of this chapter)