Troublemakers in Naruto World

Chapter 53 Are You Worthy To Call Yourself Jiraiya? (Ask for votes! There is a Q group below this chapter)
In the room, Dao Ke sat on the bed with a dejected face. At this time, only he and Hyuga Nebula were left in the room.

"what……"

Dao Ke shouted.

"What's wrong?"

"I actually lost to a girl!!" Dao Ke seemed to have suffered a great humiliation!
"There are people out there, it's normal."

"No! For me, Dao Ke, there is nothing more shameful than losing to a bitch and making me call her daddy."

As he spoke, he also picked up the knife on the side and wiped it gently in his hand.

Then he put the knife across his stomach and closed his eyes.

"Hey! What are you going to do?" Ontology said.

"It's too shameful, I can't accept such a shame!" Dao Ke gritted his teeth!
"I want to die for the dignity of a swordsman, harakiri!"

"Be careful, Brother Dao Ke! Isn't it just a drink to lose, it's not a big deal." Ontology persuaded.

"Brother Bit! See you in the next life!" After Dao Ke finished speaking, he wanted to commit seppuku.

"Wait! Think about it, you haven't played enough with the women in this world, are you willing to die?"

"Worthy!"

"Kado has made so much money, you haven't spent it yet!"

"It's not important anymore." Dao Ke was ready to die.

Seeing this, Hyuga Nebula shouted, "Do you want to get Hanakura?"

Dao Ke immediately stopped the sword, looked at Hyuga Nebula, and said, "Do you have a solution?"

Hyuga Nebula hummed a few words inwardly, are you fucking acting for me?
"It's hard..."

"Forget it then." Dao Ke picked up the knife again.

"Actually, there is a way." Hyuga Xingyun said.

The success rate of chasing a gay girl is too low.

"Brother Bit, please give me some pointers. Dao Ke is willing to follow the example of Quanma Lao in the future!" Dao Ke said with a serious face.

"I know a general's daughter who is no worse than Hua Ying in terms of status, do you want to consider it?"

"No! I just like people like Huaying. If I can't get her, what's the point of my life?" Dao Ke is in a mood right now, but he is willing to let go of everything.

"Bit brother! You have to help me!"

Hyuga Nebula sighed...

"You really want her to fall in love with you?"

"En!" Dao Ke nodded heavily.

"Okay! There are two ways." Hyuga Nebula said seriously:

"The first method is more troublesome, that is to impress her with your sincerity!"

"I really don't have such a thing as sincerity, so choose the second one."

"The second one is easy, sex change plus plastic surgery."

Dao Ke: ...

"I'd better die!" He picked up the knife again.

Hyuga Nebula was also at a loss, he yelled out of the room: "Girl, your son doesn't want to live anymore, he's going to commit seppuku!!"

A shout came from outside the door: "Son! Dad is here..."

Dao Ke slashed at Hyuga Nebula full of shame and anger.

However, with Hyuga Nebula's perception ability, he easily avoided it.

"Are you crazy?"

"We brothers, we will die together!" Dao Ke swung his knife again to chase Hyuga Nebula.

At this time, the door of the room just opened, and Hua Yingluo stood outside the door in handsome men's attire.

"Small! If there is anything you can't think about, tell Dad."

"I'm going to kill you both!" Dao Ke regarded Hua Yingluo as an enemy.

Hyuga Nebula picked up Hana Sakura and ran away.

Dao Ke, who was wielding a knife in his hand, followed closely behind.

Ontology runs sideways:

"Girl, it's time for you to lose weight... Hey, run for your life, don't fucking pinch me..."

……

In Muye Village, the avatar walked the streets quite leisurely. On weekends, it happened to be able to rest for two days.

When I walked into a bathhouse and prepared to take a comfortable bubble bath, I found that there was still a person lying on the wall of the bathhouse.

On the other side of that wall is the women's bathhouse.

He smiled disdainfully in his heart, he was really not ashamed to peep at him in his age.

Lao Tzu sees it in a fair way!
Roll your eyes!open!

An incomparably wonderful scene appeared in the black and white world...

It's a bit like an old-fashioned black and white TV series, and the experience is not very good.

Uh ~
Why is this person's back so familiar?
Long white hair, greasy writing on the back, plus a wretched look!

Yo ha!Zilai also ah.

He took out a camera from nowhere, pointed at Jiraiya's back, and clicked!
A photo slides out.

The sound of the camera also disturbed Jiraiya, and he looked back.

"Huh? Damn it!"

"Tomorrow's Konoha News will have headlines again..." the avatar said calmly while holding the photo.

"Little devil! Hand over the photo quickly."

"I won't! If you ask me to hand it over, I'll hand it over. Who are you?" the clone refused.

"Little ghost, do you know who I am?" Jiraiya threatened.

"I don't know, and I don't want to know." The clone shook his head and said.

"I am Jiraiya, one of the Sannin!" Jiraiya said proudly.

"Then I'm still Sannin's master Sarutobi Hiruzen."

"Little devil, do you dare to insult the Third Hokage?"

"You still insult Jiraiya, one of the Sannin." The avatar said bluntly:

"He is also a well-known Sannin. You are just a wretched uncle peeping at the women's bathhouse. Are you worthy of impersonating Ziraiya?"

He was also stunned when he said this, he was a little embarrassed.

"Jiraiya is also the hero who protects Konoha in my mind, how about you? Look what you are?" the clone cursed.

I can't lose my temper even if I scold myself.

"Are you also worthy of calling yourself Ziraiya?"

Zilai also shook his head and said, "I'm not worthy..."

"Tell me, what is your name? If you tell the truth, I will give you the photo, otherwise I will hand you over to Anbu, saying that you are pretending to be one of the Sannin, Jiraiya-senpai!"

The avatar said, and there was a kind of admiration for Jiraiya in his tone.

"Actually, my name is Ziquya." Zilai also thought of naming it casually, just to confuse this brat.

"Fart! People call it Zilaiye, you call it Ziquye? Is it better to copy the high-end version of the copycat? Don't let others see through it all at once."

Um?Isn't this kid easy to fool?

"Well, actually my name is..."

The doppelgänger bowed his hands and said: "Okay, I think you forgot your own name, that's all right, I'll pick one for you, let's call it a fool, okay?"

Jiraiya: ...

"Tell me and let me hear."

"Little devil!" Jiraiya looked at the clone with a bad look.

At this moment, a young man with yellow hair also came into the bathhouse, and said to Zilaiye: "Mr. Zilaiye, didn't you promise to teach me how to practice? Why are you here?"

When Jiraiya looked at Hyuga Nebula again at this time, his eyes were full of calm.

See if someone can prove that I am Jiraiya!
"Namikaze Minato? What nonsense are you talking about? How could he be Jiraiya-senpai?" the clone pretended to be suspicious.

"Student Xingyun, he is really Jiraiya, one of the Sannin!"

"Really?"

"real!"

Jiraiya looked at Hyuga Nebula with the eyes of a senior, waiting for Hyuga Nebula to admit his mistake to him.

The avatar punched Jilaiye in the chest.

"Senior Ziraiya, why didn't you explain your identity clearly?" The avatar had a reproachful tone.

Jiraiya: I fucking said I was Jiraiya a long time ago! !
"You're still pretending to be an ordinary person here with me, aren't you? You're too approachable!" The avatar gave a thumbs up and said, "As expected of Sannin in my mind! A hero!"

Ji Lai also waved his hand: "Actually, it's nothing."

"No! You are a hero!" The avatar was full of admiration.

"so so……"

"Hero! Please accept my worship!"

Jiraiya thought Hyuga Nebula was going to bow to him, but he subconsciously stopped him, but he didn't expect Hyuga Nebula to just bow.

"Well, senior, you can take a good bath here. I still have something to do, so I'll go first." The clone said, and retreated outside.

Jilai also remembered something, quickly called Hyuga Nebula to stop, and said, "Hey! Brat, keep the photo."

The avatar wanted to take it away secretly when it came and didn't pay attention, but I didn't expect this thing to be quite clever.

After he handed the photo to Jiraiya, he walked outside.

But as soon as he reached the entrance of the bathhouse, he had a plan and shouted:
"Ladies and sisters in the women's bathhouse next door, you can rest assured to take a bath. Senior Jiraiya is sitting here, and no one dares to spy on you! Really! Senior Jiraiya is not that kind of person!!"

As soon as he finished speaking, there was a noise from the women's bathhouse next door. Some women who had just entered the bathhouse rushed out without taking a bath.

"Little devil!!"

He also shouted.

The avatar was a little embarrassed and said: "I'm praising you. The girls next door don't believe me, what can I do?"

Praise your grandma for a leg! !
Zilai also cursed in his heart.

……

inside the root.

The avatar is researching some secret scrolls at the root.

He is now the deputy head of Genbu, and with his own power, he can call up some ninjutsu and illusion scrolls to learn.

However, ninjutsu scrolls don't have much effect on him. Although the physique of Hyuga's clan has chakra attributes, it is not as convenient to use as his own clan's special cultivation method.

He only picked a few earth attribute ninjutsu to learn.

For other attributes, he handed them over to Leng Yue and the Shadow Guards for practice.

And in the group room.

Danzo looked remorseful and let out a long sigh!

Why did the old man drink with this kid?

He also promoted this kid to be the deputy head of the root department. Now that I think about it, I really kicked my brain! !
Now he can't wait to give himself a big mouth!
The oil girl Bacon who was standing next to him found that Danzo was in a bad mood and didn't dare to speak, so he had to stand aside and wait for the order.

"Go! Call that kid here!"

……

A few minutes later, the clone came to Danzo's room.

"Brother, what can I do for you?"

Danzo hummed a few words in his heart, but he still said naturally on his face: "Jirai is back too, did you know?"

The clone nodded, and said: "I know, I even took a bath with him."

Danzo looked at Hyuga Nebula in surprise.

"What's wrong?" asked the avatar.

"It's okay, do you know what Jiraiya has been doing outside these years?"

"How do I know that?"

"He took three disciples in the Land of Rain!" Danzo said flatly.

The avatar hesitated for a while, he already knew who these three people were.

"Accept disciples as long as they accept disciples, and it doesn't harm the interests of our roots."

"That's true, but there is one thing that requires you to go to the Land of Rain."

"Brother, just do what you say."

"I want to make friends with Sanshoyu Hanzo, the ruler of the Land of Rain, and send me a letter on behalf of Genbu." Danzo said lightly.

If he hadn't known some of Hyuga Nebula's strength, he wouldn't have let Hyuga Nebula go alone, and besides him, the only candidate to represent the root was the deputy minister.

"Befriend Sanshoyu Hanzo?" the avatar asked suspiciously.

"Yes!"

"Okay, do you need to bring any presents?"

"Bring a little gift, Sanshoyu Hanzo is a demigod with strength, and this time to make friends is only to promote mutual interests. If he disagrees, you pay attention to your own safety!" Danzo instructed.

"OK!"

……

Walking out of the clone at the root, thinking about the direction of the plot.

During this period of time, Kakashi, Obito, and Maitekai should have started attending the ninja school.

And Konoha's filial son Uchiha Itachi hasn't been born yet.

Zhishui should be about to be born soon.

Hyuga Nebula was secretly worried, those famous geniuses were about to be born, and he had to improve his own strength!
……

Three thousand five!
There is no need to argue about whether Jiraai should teach Nagato or Namikaze Minato first.

I don't want to go back and change this.

Minato is older than Nagato, but after the end of World War II, he went to the Land of Rain to teach Nagato.

I guess Kishimoto was confused at the end of the writing, and the timelines of some characters didn't match up at all.

Reading novels is just for fun, as long as there is not too much poison, don't take it too seriously.

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