Cataclysm: I can evolve animals!

Chapter 33 The Clown Is Actually Myself

"..."

Wu Chen looked at Qing Xing who was sitting on top of him.

He was depressed.

How could I bump into each other wherever I went, and the scene was once very embarrassing.

"Stinking rogue!"

Qing Xing slapped Wu Chen, the guilty Wu Chen didn't react, and received the slap firmly, five red marks immediately appeared on her fair face.

Xiaobao on the side asked Dabao in confusion: "Dabao, do human beings have to be beaten for reproduction?"

"This is their breeding hobby. I heard from the owner of the pet shop that it's called SM. I don't know what it means." Dabao shrugged.

"I see."

Little Treasure didn't expect his master to have such a hobby, so he kept it silently in his heart.

"You listen to my explanation."

"I won't listen, I won't listen, you stinky rascal!"

"..."

Wuchen felt that his reputation as a rogue would be confirmed.

Sitting is a reputation, not a verb.

He wanted to explain, but Qingxing didn't give him a chance at all, so he turned his head and wanted to ask Zhong Xiang and Hu Hengren for help.

As a result, he was dumbfounded...

people!

What about those two people!
Such a beast?

It turned out that the clown was myself.

"Buzz!"

When Qingxing was beating Wuchen, she forgot the mosquito in her hand, and the mosquito fell to the ground. Taking advantage of the misunderstanding between the two, the mosquito found the right moment and took off directly!

Hehe, stupid human beings, we are destined to see you in the rivers and lakes!
"Little Treasure, grab it!" Wu Chen suddenly threw a handful of flour in the direction of the voice.

"Hehe, it's ridiculous to want to catch me, can you see me?" The mosquito sneered.

But when it saw countless white powder blowing towards the face, it cracked, and knew that his mosquito life was about to be confessed here.

Snapped!
Xiaobao and Wuchen had a tacit understanding, and suddenly jumped and pressed the flour-glued mosquito to the ground.

"Get up, I came here to find this mosquito." Wu Chen was relieved when he saw that the flour he had prepared worked.

Otherwise, let this mosquito slip away, and I'm afraid I won't be able to wash it off by jumping into the Yellow River.

"Mosquito? What is that?" Qing Xing stood up from Wu Chen when she heard this.

"Go and change your clothes first, this matter is very important, let's gather in the lobby."

Wu Chen also stood up, who knew that the bathrobe was knocked open by Qing Xing, and as Wu Chen got up, the scene became indescribable again.

"what!"

The three women had never seen such a "big" battle before, they directly covered their eyes with their hands, and watched secretly through their fingers.

Men are curious about women, and women are equally curious about men.

They opened their small mouths slightly, thinking: How can this be stuffed.

Only Xiao Bao looked at the three girls with disdain and thought, "Tch, what's all the fuss about, I'll keep an eye on it."

"..."

Fortunately, Wu Chen reacted quickly, grabbed the bathrobe quickly, and put it on smoothly.

He said without blushing and heartbeat: "Keep this a secret, I don't want too many women pestering me."

Men have capital, they are so arrogant.

After finishing speaking, before the third daughter could react, she quickly slipped away.

……

……

On the sofa in the lobby.

Zhong Xiang and Hu Hengren graciously helped Wuchen beat his shoulders and rub his legs to forgive his sin.

Otherwise, Wuchen would ask Dabao to beat their shoulders and legs.

Seeing Dabao put down to exercise under [-] times gravity, the two "witnesses" deeply self-reflected.

There were also three people sitting on the opposite sofa, they were Qing Xing, Qing Zhi and Fei Ya who had changed their clothes.

The three of them are like hibiscus emerging from the water, slim and graceful, each with its own beauty.

The legs of the green pheasant are very long, basically all the legs are from the neck down.

Why below the neck?
Because there is no evil.

Even if Wuchen doesn't like tablets, he can't help but look at those long legs, imagining what it would be like to wear black silk.

Needless to say, Fia fully fits the three words of big waves, even if she is just lazily sitting on the sofa, her thick capital also outlines a perfect arc.

It's the fat that men like, that's right.

Let Wuchen suspect in his eyes that the poem "Looking horizontally as a mountain and sideways as a peak" was written by Mr. Su when he was hanging out with Qin Guan.

As for Qing Xing, there is nothing to say, it is in line with the fantasies of all perverts about loli, and Wuchen doesn't like loli.

It's just that the eyes of the three women are very strange, and they will glance at Wuchen's crotch from time to time.

……

……

A disposable transparent cup was upside down on the seat in the middle of the six people, and inside the cup was a mosquito full of flour, constantly hitting the disposable cup.

It's just that Dabao sat on the cup, no matter how the mosquito hit him, the cup didn't move at all.

"Okay, don't hit me, I know you can understand me." Wu Chen said looking at the mosquito.

He was afraid that the opponent would hit him again, so don't die in the cup.

The mosquito stopped and looked at the six pairs of eyes that were staring at it. It stopped pretending, looked at the human being that made him feel close, and said, "How did you think of catching me with flour?"

Hearing the mosquito speak, the corners of Wuchen's mouth raised.

This really is another special pet!
It is very possible that he is even more special than Dabao, and he doesn't know what he will become if he evolves him.

Dust-free looked forward to it.

What kind of surprise will the only remaining mosquito after the catastrophe bring to him?

Hearing the question about mosquitoes, he smiled and said, "When you flew in front of me before, I wondered why I didn't see you."

"At that time, I kept an eye out and speculated that you might have awakened some kind of innate skill, such as invisibility, so I went to the kitchen of the clubhouse to bring flour. It turned out that I was right. You really can be invisible. Later I don't need to say more."

"So that's it. No wonder I said you kid is going to the women's bathhouse anyway. Why are you going to the kitchen? Shouldn't you go to the convenience store?" Hu Hengren said with a wretched smile.

As a result, his face blushed when he saw the sword-like eyes of the three women opposite, especially one of them was his eldest niece.

"Hu Hengren, no wonder Aunt Dong refused to agree to you, she must have known what you look like a long time ago!" Qingzhi said angrily.

My father's good brother actually wanted to spy on the women's bathhouse, how shameful it is!

"Aokiji, didn't you explain everything clearly? We wanted to catch this mosquito. You also know why I was transferred here, right? It's because those stinking idiots don't know how to do research, they only know how to read that book."

When Hu Hengren thought of those rigid senior researchers in the World Mercenary Association, he became very angry and cursed.

"Now I've finally found a mosquito that will surely prove my theory correct!"

"At that time, your Auntie Dong will definitely look at me with admiration and beg me to marry her!"

Listening to Hu Hengren's words, Qingzhi rarely showed regret, sighed, and didn't say anything more.

"What, you guys actually want to use me for research, even if I die, I won't give in!" Mosquito protested.

"And what if I could save you from the short life of the mosquito?"

With a calm expression, Wu Chen gave Mosquito an undeniable condition.

　Thank you brothers for the recommendation tickets, come on Ollie!

　　


(End of this chapter)