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Chapter 2 Functions
Chapter 2 Functions
[Darling, give me a name, please? 】The voice in my head begged.
This is still a little unbelievable, I can't be a good-for-nothing hero who needs to upgrade the system to fight monsters in a certain novel, right?
Song Yu stretched out his hand, feeling the sun shining and the palm of his hand blowing by the breeze, listening to the birdsong on the banyan tree by the pond, and looking at the fruits on the nearby loquat tree, all of this was extremely real.
The voice in the head is also so real.
[Dear...] This customer service is short of a picture with teary eyes.
"Oh, naming? You don't know, I have difficulty in naming." Song Yu said with some embarrassment.
You have to choose one that is easy to remember, not too long, and not too overwhelming.
Song Yu stared at the loquat tree and pondered for a second, then said, "Let's call it Xiaoye."
The name Xiaoye sounds very lively, representing hope and longing for the future, Song Yu feels very satisfied.
【……OK, dear. ] Xiaoye answered happily.
[The customer service name is successful, a certain treasure platform has been activated, the current level is level one, and a free shipping coupon will be presented. ] Song Yu's brain sounded a cold notification tone from the system.
"Uh, so it won't activate if you don't name it?" Song Yu asked.
【Yes, dear. 】 Xiaoye said excitedly.
Song Yu: "..."
Well, anyway, even if he chooses again, he will still choose to activate. Who made this begging for him? I hope the function will be satisfactory.
"Xiaoye, can you, a certain treasure, help me wash my essence and cut my marrow, so that I can live forever? Or awaken a super power, or let's just get an artifact and dominate the world. Hahaha" Song Yu asked excitedly.
Xiaoye smiled and replied: [Darling, cultivating immortals and artifacts are all novels.Xiaoye also believes in science. 】
"Uh, okay." Song Yu asked slightly disappointed: "Then what functions do you have?"
[Xiaoye is a super-intelligent customer service from the future, which is equivalent to your personal butler. It can have all the functions of the certain treasure platform just introduced.And Xiaoye also has personal ability, which can help you. 】 Xiaoye's proud words came from her mind.
Oh, the function of a certain treasure.I didn't listen carefully just now, it seems like I'm shopping?
medicine?In the future, medicine may be able to cure Dad's illness!
Internet?Wouldn't it be possible to master the knowledge of the future in every minute!
There is also travel, can it be transferred instantly, and it only takes a few seconds to go home.
Song Yu rekindled hope, and had already sketched a beautiful blueprint for the future in his mind.
[Darling, sorry to bother you.To use the functions of a treasure, you also need to meet the conditions, including level, balance, and permissions.Specifically, level one/requires 10 coins/can buy food and daily necessities; level two/100 coins/medicine; level three/books at 1000 coins; level four/instruments at 10000 coins; level five/weapons at 100000 coins; level/1000000/any product.For you, Level [-]/communication permission, Level [-]/Entertainment, Level [-]/Internet access, and Travel permission requires you to upgrade to Level [-] and meet certain conditions before it can be opened. 】
"Upgrade, the inherent routine of novels, I thought of this." Song Yu asked jokingly: "Do you still need to do task upgrades?"
[No, dear.Our certain treasure has no tasks. Your level is determined according to the balance of your certain treasure account. Xiaoye will not arrange tasks for you. ] Xiaoye said imitating Song Yu's tone.
[This is like your current world, there is so much money in the world, is someone forcing you to complete tasks to earn money?Of course, if you want to make money yourself, you will take the initiative to find tasks to complete. 】
"Uh. Okay." Song Yu said disappointedly, "Then how can I make money?"
[Darling, the account of our certain treasure is based on 'coins'. As long as you do something to protect the environment, no matter how big or small, Xiaoye will automatically verify and convert it into coins, and deposit it into your upgrade balance account. 】 Xiaoye explained.
"Environmental protection sounds really meaningful, so is my current account zero?" Song Yu asked.
[Your current balance is 10 coins, this is because you usually pay more attention to protecting the environment, such as not buying luxury goods, not buying new clothes often, not wasting food, eating less snacks, going to school by bicycle, caring for flowers and trees, thrifty wait.These small things that are beneficial to environmental protection will be converted into 10 coins for you. 】
It seems that being frugal without money is not necessarily a bad thing, Song Yu thought to himself.
Xiaoye went on to say: [And from now on, every time you do a small environmental protection, you can get 0.1 coins, otherwise, 0.1 coins will be deducted.If a major event that pollutes the environment occurs, Xiaoye will not only deduct fees, but will even punish you mentally with consciousness. 】
Song Yu couldn't help but think: There is also mental punishment, will it become crazy?
【My dear, I will.But that is almost a higher type of punishment. Punishments like having nightmares, hallucinations, and uncontrolled brains are more common. 】 Xiaoye mischievously explained.
!!!
"By the way, I didn't ask you aloud just now, right? How did you know?" Song Yu was taken aback again: "Could it be the mind-reading skill that comes standard with the boss?!"
【no.Although my system is attached to your mobile phone, my wave of consciousness can cover the whole world without being affected by any medium. ] Xiaoye paused, and then said: 【So Xiaoye's consciousness waves are directly converted into your brain waves in your brain, forming bioelectrical signals, and finally received by you, playing the role of speaking.As for what you want to say but haven't said, Xiaoye can also receive it. 】
Song Yu: "..."
Bullying honest people, isn't it?And I just talked to myself like a big fool for a long time.
Say it early!
[Darling, you also have the right to sell products. When you reach level three, you can register a personal store.However, the coins obtained from buying and selling are included in the available balance, not the upgrade balance.Whether it is buying or selling goods, Xiaoye will take full responsibility, so you don't need to worry too much. ] Xiaoye hurriedly said flatteringly.
【Okay, level one, let me see what I can buy. 】Song Yu said consciously to Xiaoye.
【Okay, dear, please wait a moment. 】 Xiaoye replied sweetly.
Song Yu was about to take the next step after listening to the reply, when suddenly, a dazzling list of products appeared in front of his eyes.
The product picture with the scenery of the small pond as the background moves with the movement of Song Yu's head.
I saw that it was written on the top of the picture: Song Yu: Level 10/upgrade balance 10 coins (usable balance [-] coins)/food and daily necessities.
The following is a list of product pictures similar to the web version of a certain treasure.
There are categories on the left side of the picture: food and daily necessities.
Under the food menu, there are vegetables, fruits, meat, canned food, snacks, beverages, grain and oil, seasonings, wine, etc.
The daily necessities menu also includes clothing, beauty makeup, laundry care, home furnishing, tableware, sports, etc.
Song Yu browsed through the items in the menu one by one.
It is found that the vegetable and fruit category is divided into printing category and natural growth category.
The price of the printing category is almost three times that of the natural growth category. There are a wide variety of canned goods, including various canned meat and canned fruits and vegetables, and each bottle costs only 3 coins.
The items under the menu such as snacks and drinks are relatively simple, but they are all marked with words such as natural and additive-free, and the prices are relatively expensive.
There are very few seasonings, only salt, seasoning, and sugar, and the price is more expensive, costing 2 coins.
The daily necessities are extremely rich, with clothing of variable colors and sizes that are different from modern tailoring styles; a variety of exquisite furniture and tableware made of composite materials; beauty and skin care products that are as functional as plastic surgery ; and sportswear for double the effect.
Every product is as perfect as a work of art, but the quantity is a little small.
There are also some high-end daily necessities with gray patterns, indicating that the grade is not enough, but the price is hundreds of thousands, and it is obvious that the first and second grades are not affordable.
Song Yu browsed these products and found that almost half of them were different from the products in his impression in terms of function or style.
Including strange-shaped fruits, intelligent massage chairs that combine human mechanics, clothes that can be changed in size according to the body, and a touch of whitening beauty essence...
After reading it, Song Yu decided to work hard to make money, no, earn money.
Even for these daily necessities, if you take out one piece, they are all high-quality goods, which can change your current status quo, such as selling them for money, or using them for family members.
From today onwards, I, Song, will work hard to earn coins and jade!
Thank you all for reading!
(End of this chapter)
[Darling, give me a name, please? 】The voice in my head begged.
This is still a little unbelievable, I can't be a good-for-nothing hero who needs to upgrade the system to fight monsters in a certain novel, right?
Song Yu stretched out his hand, feeling the sun shining and the palm of his hand blowing by the breeze, listening to the birdsong on the banyan tree by the pond, and looking at the fruits on the nearby loquat tree, all of this was extremely real.
The voice in the head is also so real.
[Dear...] This customer service is short of a picture with teary eyes.
"Oh, naming? You don't know, I have difficulty in naming." Song Yu said with some embarrassment.
You have to choose one that is easy to remember, not too long, and not too overwhelming.
Song Yu stared at the loquat tree and pondered for a second, then said, "Let's call it Xiaoye."
The name Xiaoye sounds very lively, representing hope and longing for the future, Song Yu feels very satisfied.
【……OK, dear. ] Xiaoye answered happily.
[The customer service name is successful, a certain treasure platform has been activated, the current level is level one, and a free shipping coupon will be presented. ] Song Yu's brain sounded a cold notification tone from the system.
"Uh, so it won't activate if you don't name it?" Song Yu asked.
【Yes, dear. 】 Xiaoye said excitedly.
Song Yu: "..."
Well, anyway, even if he chooses again, he will still choose to activate. Who made this begging for him? I hope the function will be satisfactory.
"Xiaoye, can you, a certain treasure, help me wash my essence and cut my marrow, so that I can live forever? Or awaken a super power, or let's just get an artifact and dominate the world. Hahaha" Song Yu asked excitedly.
Xiaoye smiled and replied: [Darling, cultivating immortals and artifacts are all novels.Xiaoye also believes in science. 】
"Uh, okay." Song Yu asked slightly disappointed: "Then what functions do you have?"
[Xiaoye is a super-intelligent customer service from the future, which is equivalent to your personal butler. It can have all the functions of the certain treasure platform just introduced.And Xiaoye also has personal ability, which can help you. 】 Xiaoye's proud words came from her mind.
Oh, the function of a certain treasure.I didn't listen carefully just now, it seems like I'm shopping?
medicine?In the future, medicine may be able to cure Dad's illness!
Internet?Wouldn't it be possible to master the knowledge of the future in every minute!
There is also travel, can it be transferred instantly, and it only takes a few seconds to go home.
Song Yu rekindled hope, and had already sketched a beautiful blueprint for the future in his mind.
[Darling, sorry to bother you.To use the functions of a treasure, you also need to meet the conditions, including level, balance, and permissions.Specifically, level one/requires 10 coins/can buy food and daily necessities; level two/100 coins/medicine; level three/books at 1000 coins; level four/instruments at 10000 coins; level five/weapons at 100000 coins; level/1000000/any product.For you, Level [-]/communication permission, Level [-]/Entertainment, Level [-]/Internet access, and Travel permission requires you to upgrade to Level [-] and meet certain conditions before it can be opened. 】
"Upgrade, the inherent routine of novels, I thought of this." Song Yu asked jokingly: "Do you still need to do task upgrades?"
[No, dear.Our certain treasure has no tasks. Your level is determined according to the balance of your certain treasure account. Xiaoye will not arrange tasks for you. ] Xiaoye said imitating Song Yu's tone.
[This is like your current world, there is so much money in the world, is someone forcing you to complete tasks to earn money?Of course, if you want to make money yourself, you will take the initiative to find tasks to complete. 】
"Uh. Okay." Song Yu said disappointedly, "Then how can I make money?"
[Darling, the account of our certain treasure is based on 'coins'. As long as you do something to protect the environment, no matter how big or small, Xiaoye will automatically verify and convert it into coins, and deposit it into your upgrade balance account. 】 Xiaoye explained.
"Environmental protection sounds really meaningful, so is my current account zero?" Song Yu asked.
[Your current balance is 10 coins, this is because you usually pay more attention to protecting the environment, such as not buying luxury goods, not buying new clothes often, not wasting food, eating less snacks, going to school by bicycle, caring for flowers and trees, thrifty wait.These small things that are beneficial to environmental protection will be converted into 10 coins for you. 】
It seems that being frugal without money is not necessarily a bad thing, Song Yu thought to himself.
Xiaoye went on to say: [And from now on, every time you do a small environmental protection, you can get 0.1 coins, otherwise, 0.1 coins will be deducted.If a major event that pollutes the environment occurs, Xiaoye will not only deduct fees, but will even punish you mentally with consciousness. 】
Song Yu couldn't help but think: There is also mental punishment, will it become crazy?
【My dear, I will.But that is almost a higher type of punishment. Punishments like having nightmares, hallucinations, and uncontrolled brains are more common. 】 Xiaoye mischievously explained.
!!!
"By the way, I didn't ask you aloud just now, right? How did you know?" Song Yu was taken aback again: "Could it be the mind-reading skill that comes standard with the boss?!"
【no.Although my system is attached to your mobile phone, my wave of consciousness can cover the whole world without being affected by any medium. ] Xiaoye paused, and then said: 【So Xiaoye's consciousness waves are directly converted into your brain waves in your brain, forming bioelectrical signals, and finally received by you, playing the role of speaking.As for what you want to say but haven't said, Xiaoye can also receive it. 】
Song Yu: "..."
Bullying honest people, isn't it?And I just talked to myself like a big fool for a long time.
Say it early!
[Darling, you also have the right to sell products. When you reach level three, you can register a personal store.However, the coins obtained from buying and selling are included in the available balance, not the upgrade balance.Whether it is buying or selling goods, Xiaoye will take full responsibility, so you don't need to worry too much. ] Xiaoye hurriedly said flatteringly.
【Okay, level one, let me see what I can buy. 】Song Yu said consciously to Xiaoye.
【Okay, dear, please wait a moment. 】 Xiaoye replied sweetly.
Song Yu was about to take the next step after listening to the reply, when suddenly, a dazzling list of products appeared in front of his eyes.
The product picture with the scenery of the small pond as the background moves with the movement of Song Yu's head.
I saw that it was written on the top of the picture: Song Yu: Level 10/upgrade balance 10 coins (usable balance [-] coins)/food and daily necessities.
The following is a list of product pictures similar to the web version of a certain treasure.
There are categories on the left side of the picture: food and daily necessities.
Under the food menu, there are vegetables, fruits, meat, canned food, snacks, beverages, grain and oil, seasonings, wine, etc.
The daily necessities menu also includes clothing, beauty makeup, laundry care, home furnishing, tableware, sports, etc.
Song Yu browsed through the items in the menu one by one.
It is found that the vegetable and fruit category is divided into printing category and natural growth category.
The price of the printing category is almost three times that of the natural growth category. There are a wide variety of canned goods, including various canned meat and canned fruits and vegetables, and each bottle costs only 3 coins.
The items under the menu such as snacks and drinks are relatively simple, but they are all marked with words such as natural and additive-free, and the prices are relatively expensive.
There are very few seasonings, only salt, seasoning, and sugar, and the price is more expensive, costing 2 coins.
The daily necessities are extremely rich, with clothing of variable colors and sizes that are different from modern tailoring styles; a variety of exquisite furniture and tableware made of composite materials; beauty and skin care products that are as functional as plastic surgery ; and sportswear for double the effect.
Every product is as perfect as a work of art, but the quantity is a little small.
There are also some high-end daily necessities with gray patterns, indicating that the grade is not enough, but the price is hundreds of thousands, and it is obvious that the first and second grades are not affordable.
Song Yu browsed these products and found that almost half of them were different from the products in his impression in terms of function or style.
Including strange-shaped fruits, intelligent massage chairs that combine human mechanics, clothes that can be changed in size according to the body, and a touch of whitening beauty essence...
After reading it, Song Yu decided to work hard to make money, no, earn money.
Even for these daily necessities, if you take out one piece, they are all high-quality goods, which can change your current status quo, such as selling them for money, or using them for family members.
From today onwards, I, Song, will work hard to earn coins and jade!
Thank you all for reading!
(End of this chapter)
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