Xueba at the same table from the future

Chapter 99 Shuke and Beta

The front door of the classroom.

Biology teacher Lin Shu and geography teacher Xu Bei took the stage at the same time.

Lin Shu is on the left, Xu Bei is on the right, and the podium is in the middle.

They looked at each other with affection.

Hold the lesson plan and bow slightly.

Lin Shu: "This time, the three of us will talk about cross talk for the big guy."

Xu Bei: "How can there be three people?"

Lin Shu: "One person can still stand on the podium."

a time.

The classroom was unusually quiet, and everyone looked at the empty podium, but they didn't dare to speak.

Lin Shu: "Bai Duanyun, come up."

Bai Duanyun:?

? ?
???

"Today is such a bad day..."

The pig-headed boy was extremely distressed and sighed.

The sound of scolding and fighting in the classroom can be heard again and again.

Chen Mu put away his lazy posture and followed Li Xinxi's line of sight.

Bai Duanyun was already standing on the podium tremblingly.

"Snapped--"

Only the blackboard eraser was heard.

The classroom was suddenly silent.

Bai Duanyun straightened his throat and looked around, and when he spoke again, he was serious.

Bai Duanyun: "Teachers, what should we say today?"

Lin Shu and Xu Bei said in unison: "Today we talk about the day."

Lin Shu: "The sun and the moon fly like a shuttle."

Xu Bei: "Time flies like an arrow."

Bai Duanyun: "I understand, I understand, day after day."

The pig-headed boy clasped his fists together: "Do you guys know what day it is today?"

Everyone in the classroom: "..."

Chen Mu leaned towards Li Xinxi calmly, and lowered his voice a little: "Shu Ke and Beta met their opponents today, and he is no longer the same Bai Duanyun as before. After three days of farewell, we should look at each other with admiration."

Li Xinxi smiled dimpledly: "Guess what your stupid buddy is going to say?"

Chen Mu: "Fly up in the daytime, and come as soon as you open your mouth."

The girl in the yellow skirt smiled lightly and remained silent.

on the podium.

Lin Shu and Xu Bei looked at each other, Qiqi approached Bai Duanyun a little bit, the pig-headed boy didn't notice it at all.

Bai Duanyun: "Have you thought it over yet?"

Lu Da, the sports committee member in the back row of the classroom, shook his legs and said loudly, "It's Labor Day!"

Bai Duanyun's voice became a little louder: "That's right! May Day! The two teachers must have come to announce the holiday!!"

"Fuck you! It was only yesterday that Sunday ended, and I was thinking about taking a holiday today!" Lin Shu glared at Bai Duanyun.

Everyone in the classroom roared with laughter.

Bai Duanyun was fearless in the face of danger: "Teachers, I didn't fart."

???

Chen Mu: "Three seconds of silence for Bai Duanyun."

Li Xinxi: "Hehehe."

Shu Ke and Beta approached Bai Duanyun quietly.

Lin Shu: "This classmate who didn't fart, do you think time flies?"

Bai Duanyun: "That's really fast, it's like a speeding train—a thousand miles a day."

Xu Bei: "Student Bai Duanyun, did you miss something?"

Bai Duanyun: "I didn't miss it. I paused just now. It's not a dash, it's a word."

Lin Shu: "That's not what we're talking about."

Xu Bei: "You missed one - two teachers."

Bai Duanyun: "Is it one or two?"

Lin Shu: "Just now...that was a dash."

Bai Duanyun arched his hands: "It seems that this dash is still a big question, you two, let me take a look with my eyes—"

Lin Shu: "Wait a minute, stop here from the dash—"

Everyone in the classroom laughed and cursed, and set up tea and melon seeds one after another.

Xu Bei: "Although the time passes quickly, there are still some students who don't cherish the time and feel that the time is useless."

Bai Duanyun nodded: "I think so too. Could it be that there is still a lot of time to be disgusted?"

Lin Shu and Xu Beiqi gave Bai Duanyun a blank look.

Lin Shu: "There is a classmate named Xiaobai, who always thinks that time passes slowly. Look at his energy, his eyes seem to be closed all day long, and it takes time to dawdle. I can't hear him talking. That must be the word."

Xu Bei: "Say what?"

Lin Shu: "Why aren't you on vacation?"

Xu Bei: "Are you looking forward to a holiday?"

Lin Shu: "He has a good temper. He would laugh at everyone and say, "What are you doing here?"

Xu Bei: "I'm studying, what are you doing?"

Lin Shu: "Hee hee, I don't know."

Xu Bei: Have you finished your homework?
Lin Shu: "Heh - I don't know."

Xu Bei: Did you pass the exam?
Lin Shu: "Heh - I don't know."

Xu Bei: I don’t even know that!
Lin Shu: "Heh - I don't know."

Lin Shu: "Bai Duanyun, how much score did you score in the midterm biology exam?"

Bai Duanyun: "449 points."

Xu Bei: "Is it because you don't know how to be brave?"

Bai Duanyun: "This time, I got 46 points in the geography exam."

Lin Shu: "What a coincidence, student Bai Duanyun, guess how many days are left for the CEE exam?"

Bai Duanyun: "46 days?"

徐贝：“46天之后是中考，今年的中考时间是6月15、6月16、6月17日。”

Lin Shu: "This year's local examination time has also been confirmed, June 6th, 18 days away from today."

Xu Bei: "This is really Qiaoye selling health care products door-to-door for aunt, and it's a coincidence."

Lin Shu: "Tell me, if we continue to develop like this, will Xiaobai still pass the exam?"

Xu Bei: "In my opinion, if you don't cherish your time, you won't pass the exam."

Lin Shu: "I did the math, middle school students have too little time to study."

Xu Bei: "Really?"

Lin Shu: "Two semesters per year, 20 weeks per semester."

Xu Bei: "Study 280 days a year."

Lin Shu: "Take out the two weekends, how much is left?"

Xu Bei: "Study 200 days a year."

Lin Shu: "Sleep eight hours a day, March 24, [-], and one-third of them are asleep."

Xu Bei: "What about eating and walking?"

Lin Shu: "Not four hours a day."

Xu Bei: "Eating, sleeping and walking have been cut in half, and there are still 100 days left."

Lin Shu: "These 100 days can't be all study!"

Xu Bei: "What else are you doing?"

Lin Shu: "Watch TV, play games."

Xu Bei: "Just keep playing."

Lin Shu: "Play chess, play ball, if you have nothing to do, let's play Three Kingdoms. This will take up half of the time."

Xu Bei: "There are 50 days left."

Lin Shu: "Walk away in class and make trouble after class."

Xu Bei: "Isn't that a good study?"

Lin Shu: "Before the exam, seize the time, ask the front desk, ask the back seat."

Xu Bei: "Are you in a hurry?"

Lin Shu: "I still failed the exam."

Xu Bei: "If you haven't studied hard in the remaining 50 days, you should fail."

Lin Shu: "Why are you so sympathetic?"

Xu Bei: "Forget it, he's not as good as other students for a week this semester."

Lin Shu: "Of course, this algorithm is a bit exaggerated, but if you don't cherish your time, if you don't study hard, you will really fail."

Xu Bei: "The account of time should be calculated carefully."

Lin Shu: "So I hope that a good classmate like you, Bai Duanyun, will tell us more about cherishing time and cherishing time."

Xu Bei: "Too responsible."

Bai Duanyun: "Time is the same for everyone."

Xu Bei: "Very fair."

Lin Shu: "Someone needs more time."

Xu Bei: "Where did you come from?"

Lin Shu: "I have to squeeze."

Xu Bei: "Yes."

Bai Duanyun: "Lu Xun said: Time is like water in a sponge, as long as you want to squeeze it, there will always be."

Lin Shu: "Lu Xun did not say this, it was Zhou Shuren who said it."

Xu Bei: "Student Bai Duanyun, you are right, even if it is 5 minutes or 10 minutes, you should cherish it."

Lin Shu: "But our Xiaobai classmate doesn't think so. You ask him: what can you do if I give you 5 minutes?"

Xu Bei: "What did he say?"

Lin Shu: "You can play cards once every five minutes."

Xu Bei: "What about 10 minutes?"

Lin Shu: "Twice."

Xu Bei: "Can't he cherish this time to study?"

Lin Shu: "Don't be ridiculous, he's studying, he's not good at foundation."

Xu Bei: "Why not?"

Bai Duanyun: "Student Xiaobai didn't learn biology well in the first year of junior high school, and didn't learn geography well in the second year of junior high school. He will take the exam when he arrives at the birth place. After learning this, he is not in a hurry. He plays cards to relieve boredom."

Xu Bei: "Student Xiaobai, he has a good tongue and a knack for showing off his tricks and tricks."

Lin Shu: "Did you see that time slips away from him minute by minute when he is playing cards?"

Xu Bei: "One minute should be cherished."

Lin Shu: "Yes, our friends should learn from you, Bai Duanyun, and cherish the time."

Xu Bei: "They're all like classmate Xiaobai, but it's really difficult."

Bai Duanyun: "Wait a minute, this student Xiaobai still has something to say."

Lin Shu and Xu Bei asked in unison: "What are you talking about?"

Bai Duanyun: "Back then, Sun Wukong cultivated his sharp eyes in 49 days and [-] days, and Xiaobai's big fantasy dream, sun, moon, yin and yang eyes are not a little weaker."

"Stupid birds can fly first, don't bully youngsters—"

Xu Bei: "I heard that today is classmate Xiaobai and you are on duty. Why haven't you wiped the blackboard clean?"

Bai Duanyun cupped his hands slightly: "Sorry everyone, I received a mysterious mission yesterday—"

All the baboons scratched their heads in unison in the classroom: "What task?"

The pig-headed boy's expression remained unchanged: "I'm confessing, the two teachers sent me to remind everyone that the birth test is approaching, you must study hard, I'm a traitor—"

Before the words finished, Lin Shu and Xu Bei each kicked Bai Duanyun.

Bai Duanyun: "My day——"

Lin Shu and Xu Bei said in unison: "I'll fuck you, it's still in the dash—"

Everyone in the classroom burst into bursts of laughter.

Small theater in the corner by the window:
Chen Mu: "I——the cup is all here with you, Miss, why did you spill the water for me?"

Li Xinxi: "Hehehe silly dog, don't need a cup, half a cup - actually it's enough~"

　Thank you for the reward of Haowen Laomobu 200 starting coins
　　Thank you for sending the letter to Chang'an for the reward of 1500 starting coins
　　Thank you book friend 20200206020753674 for the reward of 100 starting coins
　　Thank you for the reward of 500 starting coins
　　Thank you for the reward of the chopped orange tree 233 starting point coins
　　Thank you Wuli fluttering Li Xiaoyao for the reward of 310 starting coins
　　Thank you Mengxue Weirong for the reward of 100 starting coins
　　
　
(End of this chapter)