Xueba at the same table from the future
Chapter 94 Dave Hates You
Chapter 94 Dave Hates You
"Dave's Brain Science" Chapter 3: Good friends of Waibi Babu
Waibi Babu - Makabaka - Blind Karaka - Dalabang
Waibi Babu has three good friends, and they walk together hand in hand.
As a result, only Makabaka and Wabibabu made it to the end.
Chen Mu opened the book and saw that there was no table of contents.The words "Waibi Babu" are written crookedly on each page.
I couldn't sleep anyway, and after reading it carefully half the night, I saw through the cracks in the words that there were two words "nervous" written all over the book.
"Waibi Babu—" A familiar voice came from the side of my ear.
At this time, Chen Mu, who had been separated from the physical wall by the game, seriously suspected that he had auditory hallucinations, so he replied calmly.
"Makabaka—"
"Way-by-Way-"
"You are definitely swearing." Chen Mu added with certainty.
"..."
"Dave - hates you."
The strange voice at the side of the ear disappeared immediately, followed by Xiao Jiu's pitiful voice.
"Brother host, you made Dave so angry that he went to hit nuts."
"I know, I did it on purpose, at least he didn't eat hot chili."
What kind of nonsense is "Dave's Brain Science"! ! !
Thanks to myself, I studied it seriously in the middle of the night! ! !
"By the way, Xiaojiu, what's the matter with you?"
"I'm fine, it's Dave who has something to do with you, but now he's so angry that he put his head in Dashihua's mouth."
"Oh, so that's how it is, it's pretty good." Chen Mu responded with an uneven tone.
"..."
"Hey, let me do it, I can't count on these adult creatures." Xiao Jiu sighed lightly, then cleared his throat.
"Ding! The Unscrupulous Xueba Store has been updated, and you can now view the item list."
"Crazy Dave is busy staring at Wogua, crooked Bibabu." Xiao Jiu's voice sounded a little helpless.
"It's in stock again, this time it's not something like "Dave's Brain Science", isn't it?" Chen Mu rubbed his dog's paw expectantly.
Almost instantly.
A list of familiar props appeared in front of Chen Mu's dazed mind.
[God-level make-up technique (props) sells for 10 value points]
[Description: This book excludes the heresy of Taiguo, and among the three major magical arts, makeup is the most famous]
[Remarks: [-] powders will remove makeup]
(Gift: Cosmic Big Eyes)
【Remarks: Twinkle, twinkle, sparkle】
[Wu Liuqi's scissors (props) selling price: 6 value points]
[Description: Concentrate and use Qi to control the scissors. 】
[Remarks: 5 yuan for washing, cutting and blowing, 25 yuan for a full set of ironing and dyeing]
(Giveaway: Trendy Hairstyle Collection)
[Remarks: This is not a martial arts cheat book! 】
[Li Bai's hip flask (props) selling price: 8 value points]
[Description: This is a magical jug, drinking the wine in it will make people forget all kinds of bad habits. 】
[Remarks: Hahahahaha, I hope that I will be drunk for a long time and never wake up again. 】
[Blank picture book (props) sells for 10 value points]
[Special introduction: jointly produced by adults and painters]
[Description of picture book: This is a picture book that can record emotions. A picture without emotion cannot stay on it.A painter with a strange surname lives here]
[Description by the painter: He is sitting slumped in the corner of the wall, looking downcast all day long, and he really can't bear to be bullied. 】
[Painter's ability: Reflecting the human heart, the painter can see through the inner thoughts of human beings at a glance, and use the corresponding colors to express the corresponding emotions.
[If you want something in your heart, it will eventually come true. Every time you complete the painter's last wish task, he will perform a miracle on the relevant picture for you. 】
[Last Wish Mission: If the host accepts the painter's last wish mission, he will inherit the painter's profession.Each time the corresponding task is completed, the system will provide corresponding rewards according to the host's thoughts, and at the same time deprive the corresponding system capabilities]
[Requirements for starting the mission: to have enhanced five senses, which has been met, and the mission has been started. 】
[One-star task: draw four weather pictures with different characters as the main body, weather requirements: cloudy, rainy, sunny, cloudy]
[Mission Deprivation: Deprive the random rewards on Monday, and you can only get value points in the future.Mission reward: Dimensional medical agent (for men)]
[Unconsecrated Master Sword: Priced at 100 value points]
[Description: A yellow-haired prop who claims to be Zelda is mortgaged here]
[Remarks: Please buy it quickly! ! !The master sword is unsalable, and the elopement plan of the yellow-haired boy and Mifa has been extended indefinitely! ! ! 】
"Hmm~huh~rub", Chen Mu's eyes kept moving on the list of props, and made various strange noises, and finally stopped slowly on the blank picture book, and then browsed it carefully.
Chen Mu's heavy breathing suddenly sounded in the originally quiet bed, and even his tired dog eyes widened.
"Xiao Jiu, how much value do I have now?".Chen Mu's voice trembled slightly.
"Brother host's balance of value points: 18." As if sensing Chen Mu's fluctuating emotions at this time, Xiao Jiu's voice also calmed down a little.
"18? Buy a blank picture book." Chen Mu's tone was a little serious.
Without saying a word, he looked at the item list again.The boy blinked his eyes twice, and continued to add another sentence.
"...and Wu Liuqi's scissors."
"Ding! The purchase has been successful. The value point balance of the host brother: 2"
Along with Xiaojiu's glutinous Zhengtai sound, a pair of ordinary scissors, a copy of "Trend Hairstyle Design Encyclopedia" and a picture book that was just big enough to fit in his pocket fell in front of Chen Mu at the same time. .
Looking at the picture book with a blank cover, Chen Mu didn't choose to open it hastily.
Instead, he cautiously picked up the pair of scissors beside him, concentrated his energy, and pointed the tip of the scissors at the picture book.
According to Xiaojiu's series of introductions just now, the system will reward the dimensional medical agent for helping the artist complete his last wish.
This is only a one-star mission, and it can cure the uncle suffering from lung cancer. If it is a two-star or three-star mission...
Chen Mu was actually in a state of extreme excitement just now, but in the end he was forced to suppress it.
There is no doubt that there are ghosts and goblins living in this picture book, and only Wu Liuqi's scissors can give him a little peace of mind.
"Bold and monstrous, don't force me to use Qi to control the scissors, hurry up and do it."
Shout out——
Chen Mu gripped the scissors even tighter.
"..."
No sound.
"Stop pretending, you can't hide from the system—" Chen Mu shook his dizzy head.
"..."
Continue to be silent.
It wasn't until Chen Mu was about to cut the picture book with scissors that Xiao Jiu's reminder sounded.
"It's okay, brother host, the painter can't speak, he is very timid. He will only respond with words on the first page, and the words will disappear automatically after the conversation."
"Huh—is that so, Xiao Jiu, why didn't you say it earlier?" Chen Mu patted his chest.
"Brother host, you didn't ask." Xiao Jiu's answer was justified.
"..."
"OK then--"
It wasn't until this moment that Chen Mu finally put down the scissors in his hand, and turned to the first page of the picture book with peace of mind.
I saw a line written on a blank piece of paper.
"Hi, my name is Da Nian, when you read this picture book, I will already be dead...
Thank you for sending the letter to Chang'an for the reward of 500 starting coins
(End of this chapter)
"Dave's Brain Science" Chapter 3: Good friends of Waibi Babu
Waibi Babu - Makabaka - Blind Karaka - Dalabang
Waibi Babu has three good friends, and they walk together hand in hand.
As a result, only Makabaka and Wabibabu made it to the end.
Chen Mu opened the book and saw that there was no table of contents.The words "Waibi Babu" are written crookedly on each page.
I couldn't sleep anyway, and after reading it carefully half the night, I saw through the cracks in the words that there were two words "nervous" written all over the book.
"Waibi Babu—" A familiar voice came from the side of my ear.
At this time, Chen Mu, who had been separated from the physical wall by the game, seriously suspected that he had auditory hallucinations, so he replied calmly.
"Makabaka—"
"Way-by-Way-"
"You are definitely swearing." Chen Mu added with certainty.
"..."
"Dave - hates you."
The strange voice at the side of the ear disappeared immediately, followed by Xiao Jiu's pitiful voice.
"Brother host, you made Dave so angry that he went to hit nuts."
"I know, I did it on purpose, at least he didn't eat hot chili."
What kind of nonsense is "Dave's Brain Science"! ! !
Thanks to myself, I studied it seriously in the middle of the night! ! !
"By the way, Xiaojiu, what's the matter with you?"
"I'm fine, it's Dave who has something to do with you, but now he's so angry that he put his head in Dashihua's mouth."
"Oh, so that's how it is, it's pretty good." Chen Mu responded with an uneven tone.
"..."
"Hey, let me do it, I can't count on these adult creatures." Xiao Jiu sighed lightly, then cleared his throat.
"Ding! The Unscrupulous Xueba Store has been updated, and you can now view the item list."
"Crazy Dave is busy staring at Wogua, crooked Bibabu." Xiao Jiu's voice sounded a little helpless.
"It's in stock again, this time it's not something like "Dave's Brain Science", isn't it?" Chen Mu rubbed his dog's paw expectantly.
Almost instantly.
A list of familiar props appeared in front of Chen Mu's dazed mind.
[God-level make-up technique (props) sells for 10 value points]
[Description: This book excludes the heresy of Taiguo, and among the three major magical arts, makeup is the most famous]
[Remarks: [-] powders will remove makeup]
(Gift: Cosmic Big Eyes)
【Remarks: Twinkle, twinkle, sparkle】
[Wu Liuqi's scissors (props) selling price: 6 value points]
[Description: Concentrate and use Qi to control the scissors. 】
[Remarks: 5 yuan for washing, cutting and blowing, 25 yuan for a full set of ironing and dyeing]
(Giveaway: Trendy Hairstyle Collection)
[Remarks: This is not a martial arts cheat book! 】
[Li Bai's hip flask (props) selling price: 8 value points]
[Description: This is a magical jug, drinking the wine in it will make people forget all kinds of bad habits. 】
[Remarks: Hahahahaha, I hope that I will be drunk for a long time and never wake up again. 】
[Blank picture book (props) sells for 10 value points]
[Special introduction: jointly produced by adults and painters]
[Description of picture book: This is a picture book that can record emotions. A picture without emotion cannot stay on it.A painter with a strange surname lives here]
[Description by the painter: He is sitting slumped in the corner of the wall, looking downcast all day long, and he really can't bear to be bullied. 】
[Painter's ability: Reflecting the human heart, the painter can see through the inner thoughts of human beings at a glance, and use the corresponding colors to express the corresponding emotions.
[If you want something in your heart, it will eventually come true. Every time you complete the painter's last wish task, he will perform a miracle on the relevant picture for you. 】
[Last Wish Mission: If the host accepts the painter's last wish mission, he will inherit the painter's profession.Each time the corresponding task is completed, the system will provide corresponding rewards according to the host's thoughts, and at the same time deprive the corresponding system capabilities]
[Requirements for starting the mission: to have enhanced five senses, which has been met, and the mission has been started. 】
[One-star task: draw four weather pictures with different characters as the main body, weather requirements: cloudy, rainy, sunny, cloudy]
[Mission Deprivation: Deprive the random rewards on Monday, and you can only get value points in the future.Mission reward: Dimensional medical agent (for men)]
[Unconsecrated Master Sword: Priced at 100 value points]
[Description: A yellow-haired prop who claims to be Zelda is mortgaged here]
[Remarks: Please buy it quickly! ! !The master sword is unsalable, and the elopement plan of the yellow-haired boy and Mifa has been extended indefinitely! ! ! 】
"Hmm~huh~rub", Chen Mu's eyes kept moving on the list of props, and made various strange noises, and finally stopped slowly on the blank picture book, and then browsed it carefully.
Chen Mu's heavy breathing suddenly sounded in the originally quiet bed, and even his tired dog eyes widened.
"Xiao Jiu, how much value do I have now?".Chen Mu's voice trembled slightly.
"Brother host's balance of value points: 18." As if sensing Chen Mu's fluctuating emotions at this time, Xiao Jiu's voice also calmed down a little.
"18? Buy a blank picture book." Chen Mu's tone was a little serious.
Without saying a word, he looked at the item list again.The boy blinked his eyes twice, and continued to add another sentence.
"...and Wu Liuqi's scissors."
"Ding! The purchase has been successful. The value point balance of the host brother: 2"
Along with Xiaojiu's glutinous Zhengtai sound, a pair of ordinary scissors, a copy of "Trend Hairstyle Design Encyclopedia" and a picture book that was just big enough to fit in his pocket fell in front of Chen Mu at the same time. .
Looking at the picture book with a blank cover, Chen Mu didn't choose to open it hastily.
Instead, he cautiously picked up the pair of scissors beside him, concentrated his energy, and pointed the tip of the scissors at the picture book.
According to Xiaojiu's series of introductions just now, the system will reward the dimensional medical agent for helping the artist complete his last wish.
This is only a one-star mission, and it can cure the uncle suffering from lung cancer. If it is a two-star or three-star mission...
Chen Mu was actually in a state of extreme excitement just now, but in the end he was forced to suppress it.
There is no doubt that there are ghosts and goblins living in this picture book, and only Wu Liuqi's scissors can give him a little peace of mind.
"Bold and monstrous, don't force me to use Qi to control the scissors, hurry up and do it."
Shout out——
Chen Mu gripped the scissors even tighter.
"..."
No sound.
"Stop pretending, you can't hide from the system—" Chen Mu shook his dizzy head.
"..."
Continue to be silent.
It wasn't until Chen Mu was about to cut the picture book with scissors that Xiao Jiu's reminder sounded.
"It's okay, brother host, the painter can't speak, he is very timid. He will only respond with words on the first page, and the words will disappear automatically after the conversation."
"Huh—is that so, Xiao Jiu, why didn't you say it earlier?" Chen Mu patted his chest.
"Brother host, you didn't ask." Xiao Jiu's answer was justified.
"..."
"OK then--"
It wasn't until this moment that Chen Mu finally put down the scissors in his hand, and turned to the first page of the picture book with peace of mind.
I saw a line written on a blank piece of paper.
"Hi, my name is Da Nian, when you read this picture book, I will already be dead...
Thank you for sending the letter to Chang'an for the reward of 500 starting coins
(End of this chapter)
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