i lived 2000 years

Chapter 1 One hundred thousand, don't buy a penny less!
Imperial capital, Panjiayuan.

"Boss, I've taken a fancy to this calligraphy and painting, how can I sell it?" Xu Mu asked casually while playing with the calligraphy and painting rolled up in his hand.

The boss looked at the young man who looked like a rich second generation in front of him, and smiled in his heart, but pretended to be shocked and said on his face, "Put it down, this painting is not for sale!"

Xu Mu raised his brows, put down the calligraphy and painting and said with a light smile, "Boss, since you have released this painting, it must be for sale. Let's make a price."

The boss seemed to hesitate for a moment, then gritted his teeth and said, "500 million!"

"Okay, I want it, let's swipe the card." Xu Mu nodded and took out a black card.

The boss squinted his small eyes and looked at the young man in front of him in shock, the fat on his face trembled.

This, this is it?Why don't you pay back the price, and I'll give you 490 million cheaper?Otherwise, I would feel uneasy about taking the money!
Thinking so, the boss's body still reached out to pick up the card very honestly, who would think that the money is too much?
Xu Mu was about to hand out the black card, when suddenly a young man in a green shirt appeared in his sight. Seeing the young man's appearance, Xu Mu was shocked.

In this world, there are people as handsome as me!

I saw the young man in green shirt with indifferent eyes and ethereal demeanor, his eyebrows, eyes and facial features were the same as Xu Mu's.

This is... myself?That's fine.

I just said, how could anyone in this world be as handsome as me.

Xu Mu heaved a sigh of relief, but was stunned for a moment.

That person is myself!

Xu Mu, who finally came to his senses, felt the hairs all over his body suddenly stand up, and rushed towards the direction where the green-clothed boy left.

The owner of the store stared at Xu Mu's receding back in a daze.

I, Wang Dahe, have been in the world of antiques for more than [-] years, but, unexpectedly, I was tricked by someone? ?
No reason, no reason!
The fat on Wang Dahe's face trembled for a while, he gritted his teeth and became more and more angry, but what can he do?Xu Muren has already left.

Helpless, he could only fiercely take out the painting and calligraphy that Xu Mu wanted to buy before, hold a brush and draw Xu Mu's appearance on it, and wrote a sentence below:

Children and dogs are not allowed inside!

Putting down the brush, Wang Dahe hung the painting at the door of the store, gave a savage mouthful to the painting, and then relieved himself, narrowed his eyes and nodded with a smile.

The scene returns to Xu Mu, chasing the young man in blue, Xu Mu ran into an alley.

Panting heavily, Xu Mu looked at "himself" in front of him in shock.

"You... who are you!"

"Xu Mu" turned around, a green shirt fluttered in the wind, and said with a half-smile: "As you can see, I am you."

Xu Mu was confused, as smart as he was, he couldn't figure out why there was another self in this world.

"Xu Mu" smiled. The young man in front of him is just like him 2000 years ago. He obviously doesn't know much about this world, but he is frivolous and arrogant, relying on his arrogance.

"Remember what I say next, this will be the key to your normal return to this era."

Before Xu Mu could react, "Xu Mu" continued:

"You will travel to 2000 years ago. During these 2000 years, you can't reveal anything about modern times, you can't interfere with the development of history in any way, and you can't be famous and recorded in history until you return to this era again and become me. .”

"Xu Mu" spoke quickly, and he didn't worry about whether Xu Mu could remember it completely. The two of them were originally one person, and their innate super memory was naturally the same.

Xu Mu looked confused, and subconsciously asked: "You mean, I can live for 2000 years?"

"Actually, I don't know how long you can live. After all, I only lived for 2000 years."

"Xu Mu" spread his hands, his eyes full of vicissitudes and helplessness.

"May I ask you a question?" Xu Mu's eyes flickered slightly.

"Are you asking how much energy I have now?" "Xu Mu" smiled.

Xu Mu was surprised and said, "How do you know? Oh... I almost forgot, you are me, what I have experienced, you should have experienced."

"Xu Mu" nodded in satisfaction: "As expected of me, I'm so smart, you will experience a lot in 2000, as for me now..."

Speaking of this, "Xu Mu" twitched his mouth: "Anything is possible!"

"Xu Mu" smiled complacently when he saw the extremely shocked expression of himself 2000 years ago.

It's been 2000, and I can finally put on a show in front of myself!

After coughing twice, "Xu Mu" said warmly: "Okay, you should go, by the way, give me your ID card, bank card, mobile phone wallet and car keys before you go."

Returning to this era, naturally we cannot let go of "myself", the rich second generation, after all, in 2000, "poor and destitute".Now that you can enjoy the life of the rich second generation, why not do it?

The corner of Xu Mu's mouth twitched. After 2000, his skin seemed thicker?

Before he had time to react, Xu Mu felt that his body was chilly, let alone his wallet, his clothes had been stripped off!

"you……"

"2000 is a long time, you are just passing by, take it lightly, go." Xu Mu's eyes were vicissitudes, and with a wave of his hand, the self in front of him turned into a phantom, never to be seen again.

He was frivolous and arrogant when he was young, and he only wanted to get rid of his title of rich second generation, so he ignored the dissuasion of his family and chose his favorite insurance major, as for now?He just wants to be himself.

"Finally, I'm back." The corner of Xu Mu's mouth twitched.

In the past 2000 years, he "bears the burden of humiliation", has never changed the historical trajectory by a billion points, and can't even let go of pretending to be coercive. However, from now on, this is an era that belongs only to him!
In the ancient alley, only a green shirt was left on the ground.

……

"Go, go, it's closed today, come back tomorrow." Hearing someone walking into the store, Wang Dahe said in a muffled voice without raising his head.

"Hey, what's wrong with Boss Wang today? Why are you so angry?"

Wang Dahe raised his head, only to see a thin middle-aged man with thick dark circles looking at him mockingly.

"Hey, don't mention it, I just met a kid who thought he was a rich second generation, and offered to buy my painting for 500 million, but I was just happy and disappeared." Wang Dahe said depressedly.

Chu He burst out laughing, and sarcastically said: "You Wang Heishui still has such a day, I don't even want your painting for free, and it's 500 million, shouldn't you play tricks on you? But you said that kid is very interesting , what does it look like?"

Wang Dahe pointed to the painting at the door with a dark face, looked up, and the face on that painting appeared in front of his eyes again, and immediately flew into a rage.

"Stinky boy, do you dare to come back??"

Chu He was taken aback, and looked towards the door: "Xu Mu? Why are you here?"

Xu Mu looked at Wang Dahe and Chuhe in the store, his eyes were full of emotion, he didn't expect to come here again, it has been 2000 years.

"Teacher Chu, Boss Wang, long time no see."

"What a long time, you brat dare to trick me, old Chu, close the door! Today I will let this kid know what is called sinister world!" Wang Dahe said viciously.

"Boss, don't worry, I'm back to buy paintings." Xu Mu smiled.

Wang Dahe was taken aback, and looked at Xu Mu blankly: "Really? 500 million?"

Before he finished speaking, Chu He slapped Wang Dahe on the back of the head, and said angrily: "Wang Heishui, this is my student, and you still pay 500 million for your broken painting? I don't even want 500 yuan! Xu Mu, you too, have no eyesight Jiner, that painting looks fake at first glance, or a low-level fake, you want all of these, and you have returned all the things you learned in the past year to the teacher?"

Xu Mu looked calm, and said with a smile: "Boss Wang, the 500 million is just a joke. I will accompany you. I really want this painting. You can give me a real price."

Chu He rolled his eyes: "Go out and don't say that I'm your teacher in the appraisal class."

Buying this thing, one is willing to fight and the other is willing to suffer. Even as a teacher, he can't say much, and he knows that Xu Mu is a rich second generation, so it's okay to buy a painting for fun.

Seeing Xu Mu's sincerity, Wang Dahe's anger dissipated a bit, but he still said unhappily: "If it's 1 yuan, I won't sell it for a penny less."

The corner of Chu He's mouth twitched. The highest price of this painting was only [-], but after all, he was also his student. He taught so many things by himself, so there will always be bargaining, right?
cut him!Three thousand to apply what you have learned, two thousand to perform supernormally, and one thousand blood to make money!
Looking at Xu Mu, Chuhe's eyes were full of hope.

Xu Mu raised his brows slightly, shook his head and smiled, seeing that Chu He was extremely excited.

I'm going to cut it, my students are going to bargain!
"One hundred thousand, don't buy a penny less!"

(End of this chapter)