Shenhao started as a rent collector
Chapter 732
Chapter 732
The old man Pengci who was almost scared to pee, thought it was because he was dazzled at first, but he was wrong.
How could the corpse move in broad daylight?
Even if the corpse is haunted by ghosts, you have to wait until night, right?
So he pinched himself hard, swallowed hard, and muttered:
What is the spirit of the heavens and the earth, the Taishang Laojun will show up soon~
There is no intention to offend, the immortal is not to blame.
What kind of vajra body protection, all ghosts, ghosts and snakes give way.
Thinking and thinking.
Suddenly, the body moved again.
No, after Jiang Linyuan pulled out his left hand, he adjusted a comfortable position and continued to lie on his stomach.
And the whole process was watched by the old man Pengci.
"what!!!"
"Ghost, ghost~"
The old man was so frightened that he jumped up from the ground, his speed was comparable to a [-]-meter sprint, and he rushed to Zhang Mu's side in the blink of an eye.
At this time, obviously no one felt more secure than Zhang Mu who had a gun in his hand!
If it wasn't for his wet pants, the old man would have jumped up and hung on Zhang Mu.
Zhang Mu: "?????"
what's going on?
Looking at the old man Pengci whose facial expression was almost distorted because of fear, he was very confused.
In broad daylight, you tell me that I have a ghost?
What a mess!
The old man Pengci quickly hid behind Zhang Mu before he dared to explain tremblingly:
"I, I just saw that, that corpse, moving, moving, moving."
"No, no, to be precise, it moved twice."
When he said this, the old man was obviously about to cry.
Hearing what he said, the other hostages rushed towards Zhang Mu like an electric shock.
After all, compared to the violent bandits, the supernatural phenomenon of haunting is obviously more terrifying!
If you are in a closed room and have to choose between a gangster and a ghost, choose one to stay.
Presumably [-]% of the people would choose the gangster, even if the gangster had a gun in his hand.
At this moment, noisy movements were heard.
Jiang Linyuan knew that something was wrong with him, and if it was because of his fraudulent corpse, the exercise might be terminated early.
He can't bear this responsibility.
then--
He was about to get up and explain, telling everyone not to be afraid, he was not a ghost, he was just pretending to be dead.
You can climb halfway, right~
If I got up and explained, wouldn't it be equivalent to telling everyone that today's robbery was a drill.
Nima, it is only possible to end the exercise.
After this, the mine will explode directly, and the exercise must be terminated.
So he made a quick decision and fell down again, and continued to pretend to be dead, as if nothing had happened.
As everyone knows--
Dozens of pairs of eyes just stared at him.
He climbed halfway like this, and then fell down again.
I set you monkey!
If it is said that before touching the old man, he yelled and said that the corpse moved twice, which can also explain the old eyesight. In addition, other people's words should not be completely believed, and one's own seeing is believing.
What about now?
Is everyone dazzled?
How can it be!
Everyone really saw the corpse move.
Nothing is more believing than seeing.
next second!
"Ah, ah, ah~"
The hairs of the hostages stood on end, and the whole hall was a mess.
Screams, help calls, cries...
Call me mom, call me dad, call me grandpa...
Some people began to speak incoherently, and their bile came out from fright.
There are even some people who, out of fear, even choose to hit the wall and pass out, and they can't stop it.
Zhang Mu: "?????"
What is this called!
Immediately, Jiang Linyuan was speechless.
Can't even play a dead body well.
What the hell can you do?
Come on, this is not the end.
At the same time, the live broadcast room.
"Pfft~~~Wow haha, I'm going to die laughing in this live broadcast room sooner or later."
"Whether I can die laughing or not, I don't know for the time being, but I'm sure, I've already peed laughing, don't talk, go change a pair of pants first."
"Wait for me upstairs, and I'll change my pants too."
"Change pants +1!"
"By the way, the hostages in the jewelry store didn't know that this was a drill. They thought the policeman was really dead. Fuck, no, my stomach can't take it anymore, it hurts from laughing, it hurts, it hurts~"
"It's because I didn't know it was a drill, that's why everyone was scared to pee."
"That's right, it's because I didn't know, that's why I have such a real reaction, I just burst out laughing."
"Let's not discuss the other hostages. Tell me, after this experience, will the old man dare to touch porcelain after he goes out?"
"How dare he, he probably wouldn't dare to go out. After all, today's experience was too fantastic. First, Pengci met a robber who robbed a jewelry store, and then encountered a dead man cheating a corpse in a jewelry store. What the hell, Wahaha, is there any math expert who can help you calculate the shadow area in the old man's heart at this moment."
"..."
Since the audience in the live broadcast room knew that this was a drill, they naturally burst out laughing when they saw the reaction of the hostages in the jewelry store.
The barrage was so dark that the live broadcast could not be seen at all.
According to their words, they thought that the drill would end with the appearance of Jiang Linyuan's disguised food delivery boy.
Unexpectedly, the good show is just beginning.
Everyone misunderstood Jiang Linyuan. You thought he was the spoiler of today's exercise.
result--
What a spoiler.
Obviously the golden supporting role in this exercise, okay?
Wahaha~
……
And at this time, without knowing it, Jiang Linyuan, who somehow became a golden supporting role, lay there lying there, feeling aggrieved in his heart~
After all, I cooperated with this exercise very well. After being shot, I lay there and pretended to be a dead body for almost half an hour.
During this period, you can swear to the lamp that you didn't move.
But who would have thought that just now, because his left arm was too numb, he was afraid of becoming Yang Guo, so he had to carefully pull out his arm, and by the way changed to a comfortable posture and continued to lie on his stomach.
But it just moved twice like this, and it was actually seen by someone.
I set you monkey!
Dare to be unlucky again?
It's more shit than stepping on shit.
Jiang Linyuan wanted to scold his mother so much.
Da Da Da~
At this moment, there was a sound of footsteps.
Holding a pistol, Zhang Mu walked over unhurriedly.
The hostages in the jewelry store all stared wide-eyed, looking at Zhang Mu in disbelief.
This gangster, I'm afraid he's crazy, right?
Are you not even afraid of ghosts?
At the same time, the water friends in the live broadcast room also stopped scrolling the barrage and held their breath. They were looking forward to this robber brother who had brought countless surprises. How to get this matter back?
If Yuan does not go back, this exercise can basically be declared to be over early.
So, robber brothers, it's up to you.
Please start your performance~
In the meeting room of the Municipal Bureau, those elder brothers also brushed their hair, staring at the screen intently.
Will there be any surprises?
(End of this chapter)
The old man Pengci who was almost scared to pee, thought it was because he was dazzled at first, but he was wrong.
How could the corpse move in broad daylight?
Even if the corpse is haunted by ghosts, you have to wait until night, right?
So he pinched himself hard, swallowed hard, and muttered:
What is the spirit of the heavens and the earth, the Taishang Laojun will show up soon~
There is no intention to offend, the immortal is not to blame.
What kind of vajra body protection, all ghosts, ghosts and snakes give way.
Thinking and thinking.
Suddenly, the body moved again.
No, after Jiang Linyuan pulled out his left hand, he adjusted a comfortable position and continued to lie on his stomach.
And the whole process was watched by the old man Pengci.
"what!!!"
"Ghost, ghost~"
The old man was so frightened that he jumped up from the ground, his speed was comparable to a [-]-meter sprint, and he rushed to Zhang Mu's side in the blink of an eye.
At this time, obviously no one felt more secure than Zhang Mu who had a gun in his hand!
If it wasn't for his wet pants, the old man would have jumped up and hung on Zhang Mu.
Zhang Mu: "?????"
what's going on?
Looking at the old man Pengci whose facial expression was almost distorted because of fear, he was very confused.
In broad daylight, you tell me that I have a ghost?
What a mess!
The old man Pengci quickly hid behind Zhang Mu before he dared to explain tremblingly:
"I, I just saw that, that corpse, moving, moving, moving."
"No, no, to be precise, it moved twice."
When he said this, the old man was obviously about to cry.
Hearing what he said, the other hostages rushed towards Zhang Mu like an electric shock.
After all, compared to the violent bandits, the supernatural phenomenon of haunting is obviously more terrifying!
If you are in a closed room and have to choose between a gangster and a ghost, choose one to stay.
Presumably [-]% of the people would choose the gangster, even if the gangster had a gun in his hand.
At this moment, noisy movements were heard.
Jiang Linyuan knew that something was wrong with him, and if it was because of his fraudulent corpse, the exercise might be terminated early.
He can't bear this responsibility.
then--
He was about to get up and explain, telling everyone not to be afraid, he was not a ghost, he was just pretending to be dead.
You can climb halfway, right~
If I got up and explained, wouldn't it be equivalent to telling everyone that today's robbery was a drill.
Nima, it is only possible to end the exercise.
After this, the mine will explode directly, and the exercise must be terminated.
So he made a quick decision and fell down again, and continued to pretend to be dead, as if nothing had happened.
As everyone knows--
Dozens of pairs of eyes just stared at him.
He climbed halfway like this, and then fell down again.
I set you monkey!
If it is said that before touching the old man, he yelled and said that the corpse moved twice, which can also explain the old eyesight. In addition, other people's words should not be completely believed, and one's own seeing is believing.
What about now?
Is everyone dazzled?
How can it be!
Everyone really saw the corpse move.
Nothing is more believing than seeing.
next second!
"Ah, ah, ah~"
The hairs of the hostages stood on end, and the whole hall was a mess.
Screams, help calls, cries...
Call me mom, call me dad, call me grandpa...
Some people began to speak incoherently, and their bile came out from fright.
There are even some people who, out of fear, even choose to hit the wall and pass out, and they can't stop it.
Zhang Mu: "?????"
What is this called!
Immediately, Jiang Linyuan was speechless.
Can't even play a dead body well.
What the hell can you do?
Come on, this is not the end.
At the same time, the live broadcast room.
"Pfft~~~Wow haha, I'm going to die laughing in this live broadcast room sooner or later."
"Whether I can die laughing or not, I don't know for the time being, but I'm sure, I've already peed laughing, don't talk, go change a pair of pants first."
"Wait for me upstairs, and I'll change my pants too."
"Change pants +1!"
"By the way, the hostages in the jewelry store didn't know that this was a drill. They thought the policeman was really dead. Fuck, no, my stomach can't take it anymore, it hurts from laughing, it hurts, it hurts~"
"It's because I didn't know it was a drill, that's why everyone was scared to pee."
"That's right, it's because I didn't know, that's why I have such a real reaction, I just burst out laughing."
"Let's not discuss the other hostages. Tell me, after this experience, will the old man dare to touch porcelain after he goes out?"
"How dare he, he probably wouldn't dare to go out. After all, today's experience was too fantastic. First, Pengci met a robber who robbed a jewelry store, and then encountered a dead man cheating a corpse in a jewelry store. What the hell, Wahaha, is there any math expert who can help you calculate the shadow area in the old man's heart at this moment."
"..."
Since the audience in the live broadcast room knew that this was a drill, they naturally burst out laughing when they saw the reaction of the hostages in the jewelry store.
The barrage was so dark that the live broadcast could not be seen at all.
According to their words, they thought that the drill would end with the appearance of Jiang Linyuan's disguised food delivery boy.
Unexpectedly, the good show is just beginning.
Everyone misunderstood Jiang Linyuan. You thought he was the spoiler of today's exercise.
result--
What a spoiler.
Obviously the golden supporting role in this exercise, okay?
Wahaha~
……
And at this time, without knowing it, Jiang Linyuan, who somehow became a golden supporting role, lay there lying there, feeling aggrieved in his heart~
After all, I cooperated with this exercise very well. After being shot, I lay there and pretended to be a dead body for almost half an hour.
During this period, you can swear to the lamp that you didn't move.
But who would have thought that just now, because his left arm was too numb, he was afraid of becoming Yang Guo, so he had to carefully pull out his arm, and by the way changed to a comfortable posture and continued to lie on his stomach.
But it just moved twice like this, and it was actually seen by someone.
I set you monkey!
Dare to be unlucky again?
It's more shit than stepping on shit.
Jiang Linyuan wanted to scold his mother so much.
Da Da Da~
At this moment, there was a sound of footsteps.
Holding a pistol, Zhang Mu walked over unhurriedly.
The hostages in the jewelry store all stared wide-eyed, looking at Zhang Mu in disbelief.
This gangster, I'm afraid he's crazy, right?
Are you not even afraid of ghosts?
At the same time, the water friends in the live broadcast room also stopped scrolling the barrage and held their breath. They were looking forward to this robber brother who had brought countless surprises. How to get this matter back?
If Yuan does not go back, this exercise can basically be declared to be over early.
So, robber brothers, it's up to you.
Please start your performance~
In the meeting room of the Municipal Bureau, those elder brothers also brushed their hair, staring at the screen intently.
Will there be any surprises?
(End of this chapter)
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