space farmer

Chapter 22 023 Brother, Have You Considered How Fish Feel?
"Ping An, good guy, how long did it take for such a big carp to grow up?" There was nothing wrong with the village, and when the big guys saw something strange, they all came over and asked, "Where did you catch this fish? Good guy , I reckon it’s not more than twenty catties?”

"It's really too big." Someone took out his mobile phone and snapped a photo, "I have to post it in Moments."

Some people joked, "It's not you who caught the big fish in Ping An, so why are you posting it? It's Ping An's posting if you want to post it. Ping An, don't you think so?"

Liang Pingan smiled shyly, "Hey, I don't have WeChat, whichever one of you likes to post, only one, don't take a picture of me." He doesn't want to be famous.

"Brother, you should have said earlier, come on, lend me the big fish, hey, please help me take a picture." The person who spoke before was only in his 20s, dressed very fashionable, and sprayed hairspray on his hair . "Ping An, I'll put on a few cool poses, you can help me take a few pictures first, hey, lend me your bucket too, it's more realistic, wait for me to pretend to be X with them!"

Liang Ping'an: "..." Young man, are you so funny than your family?

However, Liang Ping'an patiently took a few photos of him. They all lived in the same village and played together when they were young. This is not a big deal.

There is the first one and the second one, almost all of them are young, and there is a daughter-in-law in her 30s who is happy to come over to take pictures with Big Fish.Liang Ping'an didn't know this person, and he probably married into the village in the past two years.

"Okay, okay, you all stop for a while, Ping'an has been waiting for you for half an hour." Some older people couldn't understand young people posting this and that all day long, so they asked them to return the fish to Ping An.

Liang Pingan smiled shyly, "It's okay, it's rare that the big guys are interested." Isn't it just to take pictures, and they live in a village. If this little thing doesn't work, their family won't have to hang out in the village in the future.

"I still pay attention to safety. I will take two more pictures of kissing fish. Brother, don't bother you, I will take a selfie." The young man who spoke before took the big fish and took two more pictures, "These guys in Moments don't believe me. It's a real fish, if you don't say I belong to P, I have to kiss them."

Liang Ping'an's smile froze on his face, the corners of his mouth twitched seeing him really kissing the mouth of the fish.

The taste is so heavy!

Brother, have you considered how the fish feel?

Liang Pingan glanced at the fish tail that was still shaking. The picture was too beautiful to bear to look directly at.

"Okay bro, I'll return the fish to you. I'll treat you to a drink someday. It's too particular." Patting Liang Ping'an on the shoulder, the young man looked excited, as if he had caught a big fish.

Under the attention of everyone, Liang Ping'an returned home.

Nowadays, with the development of mobile communication, although Mr. Liang does not have WeChat, he has heard about his grandson catching a big fish.

"Peace, hurry up, put the fish in the big basin, the water I just put in." Mr. Liang couldn't help but smile from ear to ear, "I haven't seen such a big guy in many years, and now it's all artificially raised, this pure wild fish There are too few big fish." Boy, this fish is old.

The one-meter-long big carp was put in the big laundry tub, but it didn't even put it down.The big fish has a lot of vitality, and from time to time it flops and turns in it.

"Grandpa, kill this fish, we can eat it for a few days." Although Liang Pingan was worried that this guy was too big, he couldn't waste it, right?

Mr. Liang regretfully said: "It would be great if such a big guy could be sold." Unfortunately, their family didn't have a car, otherwise they would definitely be able to sell it for a lot of money when they took it to the county seat.

"This fish has to be stored in a water tank. We don't have that at home. Let's eat it while it's fresh." In fact, he also wants to sell it for money. The problem is that there is no such condition in this small place.

"This fish has big scales, so you need to use a knife." Mr. Liang went back to the house to get the kitchen knife, and he didn't struggle with it. It's all for nothing.

Just scratched the scales of the fish, the door was pushed open, a young man ran in in a panic, "Ping An, you haven't chopped the fish yet, I'll go, I really want to chop it!" With a big knife, the young man hurriedly said: "Don't kill it, don't kill it, someone pays for it, can you sell this fish?"

Liang Ping'an took a look, he was not the guy who had a bad taste before.

"Erhua, didn't you say you opened a shop in the city, why are you back?" Mr. Liang glanced at him, "Why, you want to buy this fish?" Living in a village, it's not easy to ask for more money.

"Oh, Grandpa Liang, am I just fooling around? What kind of store do I open? It's dirty." Erhua obviously didn't want to say more, "Isn't it? how?"

Liang Leshan blinked and said "ah".

Liang Ping'an could see that this kid definitely had the potential to be funny, and he had to be matched.

Only then did Erhua continue: "I have a brother who reposted it, and said it was evil. This may be the last wild fish that has become a spirit in the human living area of ​​the world. Grandpa Liang, what did you say later? ?”

The last wild fish in the human living area has become a spirit, which is so high!

No wonder people often say that birds of a feather flock together and people are divided into groups. Sure enough...everyone who is compared with funny has the potential to be funny.

The old man Liang Leshan was very cooperative, "What's the matter?" The old man was also very nervous.

"There was a kid who just fell in love with this fish. He said he was going to use it to invite someone to dinner at night. He happened to be working here. If you are willing to sell it, he will come and take it away in a while."

"Sell, sell, we'll sell!" Mr. Liang was completely excited now, "Erhua, quickly ask what price they will give you." Such a big guy would cost 200 yuan at least.

"I'll just ask." Erhua didn't need to type, and directly used voice, "Brother, I told you, everyone is going to scrape the scales of fish and eat them by themselves. It's me, your great brother Huazi, who died heroically They stopped them, and then snatched the big fish and saved the revolutionary achievement... Now, they are going to sell it, but if the price you give is low, don't try to take it away, we are absolutely wild The big fish is so tall!"

Liang Pingan's eyelids twitched, this kid, I haven't read the book for a few days, where did this little word come out?
Still heroic?Still snatching food from the tiger's mouth... It's scary to be uneducated!
However, Erhua is a nice guy, and he knows how to help them raise the price.

There was also a replying voice over there, and Erhua didn't listen alone. "Brother, thank you, don't say anything, come to the county to treat you to a drink, and find two guys to accompany you. I'll ask the buddies over there first. Wait for the letter!"

Erhua's eyes widened, and he hurriedly replied, "Damn it, I don't want to be gay, but if I want to, I'll fuck you too. Hurry up and wash the chrysanthemums, and my brother will treat you well at night..."

Liang Ping'an: "..." Hehe, the taste is really strong.

(End of this chapter)