The Super God Mechanic in American Manga
Chapter 341 Fat Security Guard's Monologue
Chapter 341 Fat Security Guard's Monologue
My name is Franklin Jordan, I have an ordinary but happy family, and I also have a comfortable job as night patrol security guard.
At least it's better than those jobless bums.
I work in Los Angeles, which is a beautiful, safe and warm city.
Tonight, I am driving my favorite patrol car, listening to my favorite music, and patrolling the streets.
Until I saw a flash of fire in the dark sky, accompanied by a loud noise, my comfortable patrol life was broken...
"Mr. Jordan, although your story is very good, I have to interrupt you. You are now calling the police. Please give a short and accurate account of what happened.
For example, I heard from the police station switcher that you met a female alien?She still asks you the way?Please focus on the details of this aspect. "
Inside the S.H.I.E.L.D. office in Los Angeles, Agent Fury, who happened to be on duty today, had anger written all over his face.
Originally, he was sitting comfortably in the office reading a book, but suddenly received a call from the local police station.
According to the phone call, the police station received a report from a patrolling security guard. He said that an alien fell from the sky and smashed through the Blockbuster mall and asked him for directions.
Since there were no casualties, and the police department has relevant regulations, this kind of supernatural case was finally transferred to the S.H.I.E.L.D.
And Fury, logically connected to Franklin Jordan's call, and expected Franklin to describe the supernatural phenomenon to him.
But what the hell did you tell me everyday stories for 1 minute? !
Everyone will be angry!
Franklin could hear the impatience in Fury's voice, and he, who was timid and afraid of getting into trouble, quickly talked about the business:
"Officer, I'm sorry, I was a little nervous just now. I'll give you the details now."
"When I was patrolling the 23rd Street in Los Angeles today, I heard a loud noise from the Blockbuster mall next door."
"After driving over to check, the car hadn't stopped, and suddenly a very bright beam of light pierced through the glass wall and flew far into the sky!"
"Then, a woman wearing a laser suit and dressed like a character in a movie came to me to ask for directions. She said she was from the Kree Star Troopers, and asked me if this was planet C-53."
"How do I know if this is planet C-53!?"
"And I was terrified, so I didn't dare to speak. Later, she talked to herself about whether the universe translator was broken or not. In short, she was talking nonsense, and she didn't sound like a normal person."
Hearing this, Fury lost his temper.
That was the supernatural event he wanted to hear about.
"Is she carrying a weapon?" Fury continued to ask for details.
Franklin thought for a while, then looked through the windshield of the car again:
"No, I didn't see her with a weapon, at least she didn't have a weapon in her hand."
Fury clamped the phone to his shoulder, asking and writing down:
"Do you know where she is going now? For example, which direction she is leaving in."
Taking advantage of the morning light, Franklin looked forward again:
"It's been an hour and she hasn't left. She's in a public phone booth not far in front of me now. She seems to be on the phone, but it looks like she's taken down the phone booth."
"Xie Te, tell me earlier! It's been an hour, why the hell did you think of calling the police at this time?"
Fury was furious, and his mouth was fragrant, at least doubling in pitch.
Franklin, who was sitting motionless in the car, almost cried in fright:
"I... I'm scared. I heard that aliens are all monsters, they can eat people without spit out bones..."
Fake!
Fury roared in his heart, and threw the pen on the table violently, feeling that it was really difficult to communicate with this Franklin.
He grabbed the phone on his shoulder and roared angrily:
"You continue to observe that woman, don't act rashly, wait for us to pass."
After shouting this sentence, Fury pressed the phone firmly on the landline, picked up the walkie-talkie and began to call people.
The location of the incident is still some distance from the S.H.I.E.L.D. office, and it will take at least four or ten minutes to drive there.
I hope that woman will open the phone for a while longer, and don't run away early!
……
at the same time.
On the coast of Los Angeles, General Talos walked out of the sea with his only three tribesmen.
Los Angeles is worthy of being a tourist destination. People are already surfing at the beach just after the sun shines in the morning!
It may be because the sea water happens to be the freshest time of the day at this time.
But this happened to be cheap for these Skrulls, Talos and others used their racial talents, scanned these morning surfers from a distance, and they became what they looked like.
Talos glanced at his three subordinates:
"Skrull fighters, we don't have spaceships anymore, and there are only four of us left with hundreds of brothers."
"But we still have hope, the hope is the girl who escaped, are you willing to give up?"
The three subordinates made gurgling sounds from their throats, meaning "never give up" in Skrull.
Talos nodded in satisfaction, and then began to give orders:
"Norox, you are my scientist, you will not participate in the battle, but you have more important tasks!"
"Go to the sea to integrate the four escape pods, and combine this planet's technology to at least create a concealed aircraft. We need it."
Naurox nodded:
"I have sent the approximate coordinates of the crash of the escape pod that the girl was riding on to your personal terminal. I will now integrate our escape pod and locate the detailed coordinates."
After speaking, Naurox the Scientologist returned to the sea.
Talos looked at the location of the coordinates:
"The other two, with me, track down the escape pod and find the girl. She knows far more information than she knows herself."
……
Four 10 minutes later, Los Angeles 23rd Street.
Drip ~ Uh ~
Drip ~ Uh ~
The siren sounded from far to near, and Nick Fury followed his immediate boss, brought his newly recruited younger brother Coulson, and four or five other agents to the scene of the incident.
After getting out of the car, Coulson followed the procedure taught by SHIELD Academy, followed his immediate boss, and walked towards the Blockbuster store first, preparing to collect evidence.
Franklin Jordan, who reported the crime, was still sitting in the patrol car with a foolish face, until Coulson, wearing sunglasses, walked towards him and quickly rolled down the window.
Coulson asked:
"Is it your case?"
Franklin nodded vigorously, then pointed to the public phone booth at the corner ahead without answering.
There, Carol just talked to Commander Yong Roger of the Kerry team, but the matter has not been explained clearly, but it was unexpectedly interrupted due to a signal problem.
At this point, she was still trying hard to reconnect to the signal.
Boom boom boom!
"Excuse me, lady."
Standing in the phone booth, Carol, who was concentrating on researching communication, was suddenly interrupted by knocking and talking in his ears.
Fury withdrew his hand from knocking on the glass of the phone booth, and looked at the strangely dressed woman in front of him who looked exactly like the people on Earth.
He thinks that this woman is either a Two-dimensional lover, or she is simply crazy.
But it is absolutely impossible to be an alien like that coward Franklin said.
Carol was not disturbed at all, but looked at Fury with interest.
She felt that the person in front of her should be an official on this backward planet. It was quite interesting, and she was about the same size as a Kerry.
Fury was amused by Carol's eyes, and the interrogation sentence came to his mouth and turned into a joke:
"It is said that a lady smashed a hole in the Blockbuster store over there. What do you know about this? The witness said that the lady was wearing a laser tag suit."
After finishing speaking, he also looked at the clothes Carol was wearing, and said frantically.
But of course Carol won't admit it, because admitting it means trouble.
So she glanced left and right, and casually pointed in a direction:
"I think she should be going in that direction."
After speaking, Carol, who didn't want to cause trouble, wanted to leave here.
But Fury stopped her with a diagonal step, and took out his secret agent ID, held it up to Carol, and after showing his identity, said:
"I want to ask you a few questions, and maybe teach you how to use this payphone properly instead of tearing it down."
Carol remained unmoved, with a look of indifference.
Seeing that Carol was so uncooperative, Fury's face changed and his tone became cold:
"Ma'am, can I show you your ID?"
Carol was also a little impatient with Fury, speaking with a provocative tone:
"I'm Firth, a member of the Kree Star Troopers. We never write our identification on small cards."
After speaking, Carol was about to leave.
But Fury stopped her again, and repeated the words "Furth" and "Star Troopers" in a sly manner, with a higher and higher tone.
Obviously, Fury doesn't believe this kind of nonsense.
He has already confirmed that the woman in front of him is absolutely crazy.
With a curl of his lips, Fury winked at his teammates behind him, and said nonsense:
"Ms. Star Troopers, how long are you going to stay on Earth?"
Carol raised her head proudly, her tone filled with pride and pity:
"I'll be leaving soon, as long as the Skrulls lurking on your planet are found and dealt with."
"Skrulls??"
Fury laughed dumbfounded, feeling that the girl in front of her was really sick, and even imagined the villain in the story.
But Carol didn't understand why Fury laughed, and explained the characteristics of the Skrulls to Fury and others in a serious manner.
Until Carol realized something was wrong, and found that these people in front of him knew nothing about the Skrulls, he couldn't help being a little disappointed.
She felt that there was really no value in communicating with people on these lower planets.
It's just wasting time.
In the distance, Franklin was still sitting in the car without moving.
Although he is timid and timid, he still has enough curiosity.
He kept staring at the development of the situation in the distance, watching those special police officers negotiate with the aliens.
Initial negotiations seemed to go well, but as time went on, it looked like the officers and the aliens got into an altercation.
Then, a police officer pulled out handcuffs and wanted to arrest the alien.
At this moment, Franklin's heart ached.
He has seen the strange light waves emitted by the alien, and he knows that the alien must not be messed with.
Sure enough, an accident happened.
boom!
Franklin saw the alien push the police officer from a distance, a beam of light suddenly appeared, accompanied by a loud noise, a big hole appeared in the ground, and earth and rocks splashed.
The timid Franklin immediately kicked the accelerator, turned a corner, and rushed towards home!
"I should have left work long ago, I should have run long ago!"
"Curiosity killed the cat!"
Franklin muttered in a low voice, and then disappeared on the wide road.
(End of this chapter)
My name is Franklin Jordan, I have an ordinary but happy family, and I also have a comfortable job as night patrol security guard.
At least it's better than those jobless bums.
I work in Los Angeles, which is a beautiful, safe and warm city.
Tonight, I am driving my favorite patrol car, listening to my favorite music, and patrolling the streets.
Until I saw a flash of fire in the dark sky, accompanied by a loud noise, my comfortable patrol life was broken...
"Mr. Jordan, although your story is very good, I have to interrupt you. You are now calling the police. Please give a short and accurate account of what happened.
For example, I heard from the police station switcher that you met a female alien?She still asks you the way?Please focus on the details of this aspect. "
Inside the S.H.I.E.L.D. office in Los Angeles, Agent Fury, who happened to be on duty today, had anger written all over his face.
Originally, he was sitting comfortably in the office reading a book, but suddenly received a call from the local police station.
According to the phone call, the police station received a report from a patrolling security guard. He said that an alien fell from the sky and smashed through the Blockbuster mall and asked him for directions.
Since there were no casualties, and the police department has relevant regulations, this kind of supernatural case was finally transferred to the S.H.I.E.L.D.
And Fury, logically connected to Franklin Jordan's call, and expected Franklin to describe the supernatural phenomenon to him.
But what the hell did you tell me everyday stories for 1 minute? !
Everyone will be angry!
Franklin could hear the impatience in Fury's voice, and he, who was timid and afraid of getting into trouble, quickly talked about the business:
"Officer, I'm sorry, I was a little nervous just now. I'll give you the details now."
"When I was patrolling the 23rd Street in Los Angeles today, I heard a loud noise from the Blockbuster mall next door."
"After driving over to check, the car hadn't stopped, and suddenly a very bright beam of light pierced through the glass wall and flew far into the sky!"
"Then, a woman wearing a laser suit and dressed like a character in a movie came to me to ask for directions. She said she was from the Kree Star Troopers, and asked me if this was planet C-53."
"How do I know if this is planet C-53!?"
"And I was terrified, so I didn't dare to speak. Later, she talked to herself about whether the universe translator was broken or not. In short, she was talking nonsense, and she didn't sound like a normal person."
Hearing this, Fury lost his temper.
That was the supernatural event he wanted to hear about.
"Is she carrying a weapon?" Fury continued to ask for details.
Franklin thought for a while, then looked through the windshield of the car again:
"No, I didn't see her with a weapon, at least she didn't have a weapon in her hand."
Fury clamped the phone to his shoulder, asking and writing down:
"Do you know where she is going now? For example, which direction she is leaving in."
Taking advantage of the morning light, Franklin looked forward again:
"It's been an hour and she hasn't left. She's in a public phone booth not far in front of me now. She seems to be on the phone, but it looks like she's taken down the phone booth."
"Xie Te, tell me earlier! It's been an hour, why the hell did you think of calling the police at this time?"
Fury was furious, and his mouth was fragrant, at least doubling in pitch.
Franklin, who was sitting motionless in the car, almost cried in fright:
"I... I'm scared. I heard that aliens are all monsters, they can eat people without spit out bones..."
Fake!
Fury roared in his heart, and threw the pen on the table violently, feeling that it was really difficult to communicate with this Franklin.
He grabbed the phone on his shoulder and roared angrily:
"You continue to observe that woman, don't act rashly, wait for us to pass."
After shouting this sentence, Fury pressed the phone firmly on the landline, picked up the walkie-talkie and began to call people.
The location of the incident is still some distance from the S.H.I.E.L.D. office, and it will take at least four or ten minutes to drive there.
I hope that woman will open the phone for a while longer, and don't run away early!
……
at the same time.
On the coast of Los Angeles, General Talos walked out of the sea with his only three tribesmen.
Los Angeles is worthy of being a tourist destination. People are already surfing at the beach just after the sun shines in the morning!
It may be because the sea water happens to be the freshest time of the day at this time.
But this happened to be cheap for these Skrulls, Talos and others used their racial talents, scanned these morning surfers from a distance, and they became what they looked like.
Talos glanced at his three subordinates:
"Skrull fighters, we don't have spaceships anymore, and there are only four of us left with hundreds of brothers."
"But we still have hope, the hope is the girl who escaped, are you willing to give up?"
The three subordinates made gurgling sounds from their throats, meaning "never give up" in Skrull.
Talos nodded in satisfaction, and then began to give orders:
"Norox, you are my scientist, you will not participate in the battle, but you have more important tasks!"
"Go to the sea to integrate the four escape pods, and combine this planet's technology to at least create a concealed aircraft. We need it."
Naurox nodded:
"I have sent the approximate coordinates of the crash of the escape pod that the girl was riding on to your personal terminal. I will now integrate our escape pod and locate the detailed coordinates."
After speaking, Naurox the Scientologist returned to the sea.
Talos looked at the location of the coordinates:
"The other two, with me, track down the escape pod and find the girl. She knows far more information than she knows herself."
……
Four 10 minutes later, Los Angeles 23rd Street.
Drip ~ Uh ~
Drip ~ Uh ~
The siren sounded from far to near, and Nick Fury followed his immediate boss, brought his newly recruited younger brother Coulson, and four or five other agents to the scene of the incident.
After getting out of the car, Coulson followed the procedure taught by SHIELD Academy, followed his immediate boss, and walked towards the Blockbuster store first, preparing to collect evidence.
Franklin Jordan, who reported the crime, was still sitting in the patrol car with a foolish face, until Coulson, wearing sunglasses, walked towards him and quickly rolled down the window.
Coulson asked:
"Is it your case?"
Franklin nodded vigorously, then pointed to the public phone booth at the corner ahead without answering.
There, Carol just talked to Commander Yong Roger of the Kerry team, but the matter has not been explained clearly, but it was unexpectedly interrupted due to a signal problem.
At this point, she was still trying hard to reconnect to the signal.
Boom boom boom!
"Excuse me, lady."
Standing in the phone booth, Carol, who was concentrating on researching communication, was suddenly interrupted by knocking and talking in his ears.
Fury withdrew his hand from knocking on the glass of the phone booth, and looked at the strangely dressed woman in front of him who looked exactly like the people on Earth.
He thinks that this woman is either a Two-dimensional lover, or she is simply crazy.
But it is absolutely impossible to be an alien like that coward Franklin said.
Carol was not disturbed at all, but looked at Fury with interest.
She felt that the person in front of her should be an official on this backward planet. It was quite interesting, and she was about the same size as a Kerry.
Fury was amused by Carol's eyes, and the interrogation sentence came to his mouth and turned into a joke:
"It is said that a lady smashed a hole in the Blockbuster store over there. What do you know about this? The witness said that the lady was wearing a laser tag suit."
After finishing speaking, he also looked at the clothes Carol was wearing, and said frantically.
But of course Carol won't admit it, because admitting it means trouble.
So she glanced left and right, and casually pointed in a direction:
"I think she should be going in that direction."
After speaking, Carol, who didn't want to cause trouble, wanted to leave here.
But Fury stopped her with a diagonal step, and took out his secret agent ID, held it up to Carol, and after showing his identity, said:
"I want to ask you a few questions, and maybe teach you how to use this payphone properly instead of tearing it down."
Carol remained unmoved, with a look of indifference.
Seeing that Carol was so uncooperative, Fury's face changed and his tone became cold:
"Ma'am, can I show you your ID?"
Carol was also a little impatient with Fury, speaking with a provocative tone:
"I'm Firth, a member of the Kree Star Troopers. We never write our identification on small cards."
After speaking, Carol was about to leave.
But Fury stopped her again, and repeated the words "Furth" and "Star Troopers" in a sly manner, with a higher and higher tone.
Obviously, Fury doesn't believe this kind of nonsense.
He has already confirmed that the woman in front of him is absolutely crazy.
With a curl of his lips, Fury winked at his teammates behind him, and said nonsense:
"Ms. Star Troopers, how long are you going to stay on Earth?"
Carol raised her head proudly, her tone filled with pride and pity:
"I'll be leaving soon, as long as the Skrulls lurking on your planet are found and dealt with."
"Skrulls??"
Fury laughed dumbfounded, feeling that the girl in front of her was really sick, and even imagined the villain in the story.
But Carol didn't understand why Fury laughed, and explained the characteristics of the Skrulls to Fury and others in a serious manner.
Until Carol realized something was wrong, and found that these people in front of him knew nothing about the Skrulls, he couldn't help being a little disappointed.
She felt that there was really no value in communicating with people on these lower planets.
It's just wasting time.
In the distance, Franklin was still sitting in the car without moving.
Although he is timid and timid, he still has enough curiosity.
He kept staring at the development of the situation in the distance, watching those special police officers negotiate with the aliens.
Initial negotiations seemed to go well, but as time went on, it looked like the officers and the aliens got into an altercation.
Then, a police officer pulled out handcuffs and wanted to arrest the alien.
At this moment, Franklin's heart ached.
He has seen the strange light waves emitted by the alien, and he knows that the alien must not be messed with.
Sure enough, an accident happened.
boom!
Franklin saw the alien push the police officer from a distance, a beam of light suddenly appeared, accompanied by a loud noise, a big hole appeared in the ground, and earth and rocks splashed.
The timid Franklin immediately kicked the accelerator, turned a corner, and rushed towards home!
"I should have left work long ago, I should have run long ago!"
"Curiosity killed the cat!"
Franklin muttered in a low voice, and then disappeared on the wide road.
(End of this chapter)
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