The Devil Comes to the United States

Chapter 423
After Zed left Stark Tower, he first went to see Pietro and Wanda, and then secretly met with Gwen and Ned. After confirming that there was no problem, he started to get down to business.

"Wade, where is your rotten ass now?" Zed turned on the phone and dialed Wade's number.

Wade was searching for something with a metal detector at this time. After receiving Zed's call, he blinked and said:

"Hey, boss, welcome back. Are you looking for me for a job that can make a lot of money?"

"Nonsense, which one of the missions I gave you is not a sky-high reward? Have I missed a penny? Be quick, where are you now. I have important missions for you." Zed urged impatiently.

"Uh...uh, boss. My signal here is not very good now. Hey...what are you talking about...I can't hear..." Wade deliberately elongated his voice while covering the receiver of his mobile phone, and finally hung up directly I got on the phone and complained, "This task is more important now, beep beep beep~~~"

Deadpool, humming a ditty, continued to search the forest until he found an "X"-shaped branch before stopping.Wade looked at the mound in front of him, knelt on the ground in silence, his expression seemed a little sad.

Ding Ding Ding ~
"Damn! Who is calling me again?" Wade took out his phone and saw Colossus' big face, raised his eyebrows and finally pressed down to refuse to answer.

After the silent and sad atmosphere of mourning was broken, Wade didn't bother to play anymore, and took out a childish crayon drawing from his tactical backpack-Deadpool + Wolverine = Deadpool got a lot of Franklin.

"I love Franklin." Wade got up and unloaded the pink children's schoolbag, took out a portable military folding shovel from it, and pouted twice in the palm of his hand, "cough cough cough, old man, I want to come in."

hum~
"Where are you going? Wade. Well, I think the Feng Shui here is very good, and there is a tomb. How about I send you in, and add two seals to you, so that you and your friends can stay inside Last year, 2000. What do you think of the idea?" Zed and Woz appeared behind Wade through the golden portal.

Wade turned around in shock, and asked in disbelief:

"How is it possible? How do you know I'm here. My phone is obviously encrypted."

"I think Vanessa should know what you've been up to lately. I went to her to get a general idea, and then I asked Nina to help me with divination. Don't mention it, Nina's lucky coin is really accurate. It happened to fall on the This location on the map." Zed crossed his arms and looked at Wade playfully, his fingers creaking, as if he was really thinking about sending Wade to the grave.

Bang Dang~Put Tong~
Wade's white mask stared wide-eyed, then threw down the shovel and flew towards Zed, hugged Zed's thigh tightly and kept saying obscenities:

"Boss, I am preparing a gift for your return, you have to trust me. I am definitely not for the green Franklin."

"Oh~, is it? That's good, the bones of Wolverine Logan will be mine." Zed looked at the rogue Deadpool jokingly and added, "Then please dig out the bones of Wolverine What? Do you still have to work hard? Sigh~, who made me a good boss! Hey~, this Franklin is your salary. Tsk tsk tsk, digging a grave costs a hundred dollars! I’m such a good boss !"

Wade looked at the hundred dollars that Zed handed over, tears were about to come out.Wolverine's bones are worth a hundred dollars!Is there a more black-hearted boss than this?
Wade immediately stood up righteously as if to reject Zed, but it was not the case.Wade accepted Zed's one hundred dollars, picked up the shovel and said at the same time:

"Okay, boss. I'll dig him out right away. Whoa~ whoa~ whoa~"

The X-shaped branch was thrown aside. Wade dug Wolverine's grave vigorously. Zed moved out a small chair, took out potato chips and Coke, and worked as a supervisor with a comfortable expression. He also shouted from time to time:

"Be quicker with your hands and feet, and hurry up, you haven't eaten yet..."

Normally, Deadpool, the greatest and most aggressive mercenary in the world, wouldn't take this kind of anger, but Zed, the boss, usually gave too much.Wade didn't want to lose this golden job, so he could only treat the soil as Zed, and slammed it down hard, one shovel, one shovel, one shovel...

Wade wiped Wolverine's haggard face with his hands, swept away the dirt on it, and took out the test tube and said:

"Boss, can I start taking samples?"

"Sample? Why do you want a sample?" Zed asked Wade back, and then said, "Do you think he is dead? No, no, no, heavy metal poisoning can indeed kill the famous Wolverine, but it cannot completely wipe out the self-healing factor .

"Change the structure of the Adamantium alloy in Wolverine's body to separate out the part that is toxic to organic matter, and his self-healing factor can be reborn from nirvana.

"Oh, I'm so smart."

Zed chewed his potato chips confidently, and Wade's eyes had become the shape of dollars.The self-healing factor extracted from the living Wolverine is definitely more valuable than the bones, Wade can't wait to urge:
"Then hurry up! Franklin has already waved to me."

"Take it, don't steal it!" Zed handed the potato chips to Wade, and then stretched out his right hand to Wolverine Logan's skeleton.A large amount of dark red source material flew out of Zed's palm and poured into Wolverine's bones, changing the structure of the adamantium alloy.

The Edelman alloy formula mastered by the U.S. military is indeed extraordinary, but it is not the best in the entire universe, not to mention that Zedd is now the Zeddlich who devours the gods, and it is nothing to know the power of creation .

Click ~ click ~ click ~
The sound of chewing potato chips came from behind Zed, and Zed suppressed his anger to modify the composition formula of the Edman alloy in Wolverine Logan's body.Gradually, some silver-black metal precipitated from Wolverine's haggard corpse, and his body gradually turned bloody.

After Wolverine's body surface no longer precipitated metal and Zed took back the dark red source, Wade threw away the empty potato chip bag, and moved to Wolverine Logan with the test tube.

"Hehehe~, Logan, Logan, I accept your self-healing factor." Wade approached Logan with a lewd smile on his face, and at the same time inserted the test tube needle into Logan's arm.

Zed ignored Wade and ate his own potato chips, folded his hands on his chest and prepared to watch a good show.

Bass~
Logan suddenly opened his eyes, and the Adamantium alloy claws on both hands popped out automatically, and stabbed at Wade beside him.

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(End of this chapter)