The Devil Comes to the United States

Chapter 177
In an underground black market bar in New York, Deadpool is whistling while throwing handfuls of Franklin onto the dance floor.

"Hey baby! Hit your ass a little more! Ohhhhhhhhhh! That's it! Oh yeah~"

The owner of this bar, Old Ham, was also a mercenary. He was very lucky not to die in the days of licking blood. After retiring, he became a black market dealer here.
"Hey, Wade. You've caused a lot of trouble with those power crystals you've been selling lately."

Wade leaned against the stage railing and coquettishly said:
"Old Ham, don't think about it. This is not giving you superpowers, but activating the hidden superpowers in your body.

For the sake of our old friends, I will test it with 100 million US dollars to see if you have the potential. "

Old Ham snorted and snorted:
"Hmph~ After spending this 100 million, even if I detect the potential, I have no money to buy crystals. One hundred thousand, no more!"

"Impossible, [-] is too low." The current Wade is even more black-hearted than a black-hearted businessman, and he won't let go until he sucks the opponent's blood.

Old Ham was not very eager to acquire superpowers when he was getting older, he was just curious for a while, and quickly retreated cursingly under such a huge financial pressure.

"Hmph~ Wade, you vampire, just wait.

Now both the white and the underworld want to pry out the seller behind you from you.

Wade couldn't help imagining that scene, and after a while of trembling, it suddenly became dull,

"You're vicious, old Ham! I wish you hemorrhoids and rotten ass! And diarrhea!"

After a small win, Wade took a sip of his drink and turned to look behind him, only to see a man wearing a hooded sweater and oversized sunglasses standing behind him.

"Hey, why are you looking at me? There are so many beauties here and you don't look at me, but you just look at me? Are you going to praise me for being good-looking?" Wade didn't wear a mask at this time.

puff~
Old Ham couldn't help laughing out loud:
"What do you look like, don't you have any clues?"

"No." Wade leaned closer to the man in sunglasses, "What are you here for?"

"Buy potions." The man in the sunglasses replied quite simply.

Wade swung his hips left and right and asked:
"Do you know the price? How much? How much?"

"Outside, just come with me." After finishing speaking, the man in the sunglasses ignored Wade and walked directly outside the bar.

"Huh~ What are you pretending to do! Let's see how I teach you a lesson."

Wade blew out all the wine in the bottle in one breath, then stripped himself naked, and took out his combat uniform from the bag with two buttocks exposed.

Old Ham felt that his eyes were about to go blind, and cursed angrily:
"Damn Wade! Do you have to undress in my bar? It's disgusting!"

Wade, who put on the crimson tights, burped Old Ham with alcohol, and then strode out of the bar.

After following the man in sunglasses to the back streets and alleys, Wade drew out his two knives and jokingly said:
"Well, this is the right place. You can say your last words, Son of the Sand."

The man in sunglasses turned around and stood still:

"I have no money, but I need those potions very much."

The peas on Wade's mask suddenly opened wide, and exaggeratedly said:

"Oh my god! Don't you know what shame is? I pay for every weed I buy, never on credit. You want to whore for nothing!"

The man in sunglasses took off his hood, but still kept his sunglasses on, and said with a stance:
"I'm sorry, but I really need it."

Although there are still sunglasses covering his face, it can already be vaguely seen that the man in the sunglasses is Icaris who has been missing for many days.

"I will help your mother educate you well, so that you know what is the same excellent quality as your Uncle Wade." Wade couldn't help but want to kill the robber.

Wade took a step back, put on a two-in-one posture, and shouted:
"My lord, eat poop!"

Bang bang!

The blade did not cut out, but the handle cover opened instantly and fired two bullets.

The two bullets broke through Icaris' clothes and fell to the ground, unable to penetrate Icaris' body at all.

"Watfak!" Wade's eyes almost popped out.

Icaris's eyes sharpened and he flew forward, hitting Wade's chest with a straight fist:
"It's useless, give me the potion."

Wade, who was embedded in the wall, would not admit his cowardice so easily. While struggling to pull himself out of the wall, he said with a broken mouth:

"Who are you? A mutant? An alien? Or a mental patient who escaped from a laboratory?"

After Wade finished speaking, he threw a samurai sword at Icaris, then swooped over and stabbed Icaris in the throat.

After dodging the first knife sideways, Icaris fell straight back and floated a dozen centimeters above the ground to avoid Wade's second knife.

Wade maintained his stabbing posture, widened his eyes and exclaimed:

"Oh my God! You can fly!"

Icaris ignored Wade's surprise, took off his sunglasses and fired a terrifying laser at Wade's chest.

Bang!
Wade was once again embedded in the wall, but this time Wade was seriously injured and couldn't heal the wound quickly, so he could only pull on the wall weakly.

"Is that all you have? My friend Cyclops' laser is much better than yours.

Hey, wait until I get better. "Wade deeply implemented the idea that you can lose in a fight, but you can't lose in a fight.

Icaris picked up Wade and said:

"I investigated you, mutant."

"So?" Wade opened his white and round eyes, shook his head and looked at Icaris in front of him, "If you can kill me, I would like it."

Icaris shook his head and said seriously:
"We don't have a death feud, I won't kill you. I just want medicine, so I plan to burn your marijuana and dollars in front of you."

Upon hearing this, the eyes of Deadpool's mask widened almost as big as those of Spider-Man's mask,
"Okay, devil, you win. But I'll be back to kick your ass."

After Icarus took the Terrigen crystal and the testing potion, he disappeared into the night without staying, and kept muttering:

"I'll make sure you all get back together, my mates. You're the first, Hina."

Wade lay on the floor of the apartment and looked at the wound on his chest that was wriggling, and then looked at the empty wall on the other side, and suddenly felt that his heart was bleeding.

The only good thing is that Marijuana and Franklin were not injured, this is Wade's last consolation,
"Boss Zed, I'm here."

(End of this chapter)