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Chapter 566 Premiere of "My Sassy Girlfriend" (big chapter)

Su Chang is dressed in an ancient chivalrous costume, with two swords on his back, and walks very coolly.At this time, Han Yi was also dressed in an ancient costume, holding a knife, passing by Su Chang, and then passing by.He touched his chin suddenly, throwing away all his chivalry.

The screen freezes and subtitles appear.

"Director: Han Yi."

The next moment, Su Chang came to the grass and took off the bamboo hat on his head.Confronted with Han Yi who followed all the way.The wind picked up, and the long grass swayed with the wind. The two drew their swords at the same time, and their figures crossed.

bass!
Su Chang withdrew his sword, turned around again, and pushed Han Yi lightly...

The subtitles rose: "Starring actors: Su Chang, Han Yi."

Then, the scene switched to a modern university. Han Yi was wearing a watermelon head, holding a martial arts novel "Legend of the Condor Heroes". Okay, let's take this opportunity to promote his novel.Look at it with gusto.The professor is writing on the blackboard while taking roll call.

"Wang Baoqiang."

Han Yi stuck out his tongue: "Here."

"Royal Blue."

Han Yi suppressed his voice: "Yes."

"Deng Chao."

And suppressing his throat, he proudly said: "Here!"

"Han Yi... isn't Han Yi here?"

Han Yi quickly returned to his normal voice: "I'm here..."

"Li Cheng."

Han Yi said in a rough voice again: "Yes."

"Cheng He."

Han Yi continued to change his voice: "I'm here."

Bang, the screen flashed, and the six characters "My Sassy Girl" appeared.

The young man who saw this scene burst into laughter.As for the teacher's roll call, everyone has experienced it when they were students. As for Han Yi who is so crazy to help several people answer for him, it is simply against the sky.

And then, on the TV, there were many flashing pictures.

Su Chang slapped Han Yi in the face.

Su Chang slapped Han Yi.

Su Chang punches Han Yi.

Su Chang kicked Han Yi.

It's just a posture of a witch queen.

When the last fist hit Han Yi's face, the subtitles reappeared.

"The most outstanding young director in Chinese is also directing, "My Sassy Girlfriend", a youth storm of love, will be released simultaneously in Asia on May 5!"

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On this day, the time for the premiere finally came. This time, Han Yi held the premiere in Dawan Film City in Beiping. First, there were some formal thanks, and then, finally, it started.

After a few paragraphs of the logo ended, the screen darkened, and subtitles appeared one after another.

"Director: Han Yi."

"Starring role: Su Chang."

"Starring role: Han Yi."

"Friendly guest appearances: Yan Rong, Huang Bo, etc."

"My Sassy Girlfriend!"

At the end of the subtitles, a long distant view of a train appears on the screen, slowly passing by.On a small hill next to the train track, under a lonely big pine tree, there is a person standing under it. It is Han Yi, the hero played by Han Yi.

Sad, and with a bit of simple monologue sounded:

"Just two years ago today, she and I buried a time box here. We made an appointment to meet here again two years later, but she didn't come... Then I will continue to wait."

The picture jumps, and the cow is dressed in a suit and leather shoes, taking pictures in the photo studio. During the period, his aunt called him and asked him to go over. With the flash of the camera, the photo is no longer Han Yi, but a yellowed photo. A drooling brat in the photo.

"My parents wanted a daughter, so they dressed me as a girl since I was a child. I thought I was a girl until I was seven years old. Of course, I also went to the women's bathhouse to take a bath. At that time, I always thought that with As I grow older, my dick will keep getting smaller until it disappears."

"It's just the opposite."

Bang!

The photos freeze, the pictures flow, and the official plot begins.Han Yi, played by Han Yi, is eating and drinking with three friends in a hot pot restaurant.

Han Yi was eating hot pot, when he suddenly saw a woman walking by outside the window, with a figure from behind, Su Chang had no doubts.And he stood up immediately, and started a monologue in his heart: "She is the type I like. Every time I see a girl I like, I can't help but want to chase her."

Of course, before he could take any action, his mother called, telling him to go to his aunt's house with a lot of fuss.

The one who was forced to go was helpless, and when he was about to do the subway, he saw a girl standing on the platform, staggering, and a subway was about to come and hit her at any moment.Han Yi immediately pulled the girl away. The moment the train passed by, the girl looked at Han Yi with drunken eyes. She was very drunk, and it was Su Chang who was played by Su Chang.

On the subway, there are no seats.

Both of them were standing, Su Chang was leaning on an iron pillar, dizzy, and Han Yi secretly looked at her.The inner monologue resumed: "She is the type I like, but I actually don't have feelings for her. Why? Because drunk girls disgust me."

And the next moment, what made Han Yi even more speechless was.

An old man was also standing, and the young man didn't give up his seat, so Su Chang slapped the young man on the head, staring, and told him to give up his seat.Young people are also not good at fighting with girls, so they put the chewing gum that was knocked out back into their mouths, and left with a depressed expression on their faces.

"Haha, it's a fun movie." An audience member in the back seat said with a smile.

"This girl is a bit fierce, but her quality is still good." The audience next to her was preaching when she spoke.

Then, Su Chang on the screen was very disrespectful, he was about to vomit after drinking too much.

Then a scene that shocked Han Yi appeared.

Su Chang vomited a few times, spilled into his mouth, and swallowed the vomit again.

"Ouch!" The audience was tragically infected and wanted to vomit too.

"I'll go, what kind of movie plot is this? It makes me want to throw up too."

"No, I died laughing."

"This director is wicked, designing such a disgusting plot."

"But don't say it, it's fun."

Then Su Chang vomited wildly on the head of an old man, which made the audience laugh out loud.

Especially Han Yi's expression on the side, seeing Su Chang wanting to vomit, he also felt nauseated, and what was even more unexpected was that the old man was wearing a wig, which made the audience laugh even more.

After Su Chang vomited, he said "Dear" to Han Yi, and fell asleep on the ground with a bang.

This is a bad thing, the old man said angrily: "She called you dear!"

Han Yi quickly avoided suspicion and smiled to the surroundings: "I am not."

"How can you do this!"

"I'm not really..."

The old man didn't give him a chance to distinguish, and roared: "You must be responsible!"

Ever since, Han Yi was sadly reminded, not only had to help the old man clean up, but was also asked to take away the sleepy Su Chang.In desperation, he had no choice but to take Su Chang to a small hotel, and what was even more tragic was that he smelled of alcohol and his clothes were stained, so he had to take a bath.Then Han Yi appeared on the screen with nothing on... on a large scale!
But at this time, when he was searched by the police, it was conceivable that he was brought into the police station for prostitution.

After explaining clearly and letting him go home, he was beaten by his mother because he didn't go to his aunt's house.

When the movie saw this, the hall was almost filled with laughter.

And the biggest highlight in this movie is Su Chang. The cute and cute Concubine Dong E has long disappeared. She is a drunk, violent man, and has a scary temper. More importantly, Su Chang's performance is also very good. .

The performances of both of them are very good. The male audience recognized Su Chang's acting skills, while the female audience was also conquered by Han Yi's acting skills. It is really beyond everyone's expectation that a non-professional actor can perform so well. .

After that, Han Yi's bad luck in the movie could not be shaken off.

Su Chang called him the next day and asked him to explain why he was with her naked that day.When we met, Su Chang said that he was going to drink in a coffee shop. She treated her to a treat. Han Yi wanted mango juice and strawberry juice at the same time, and finally decided to have a glass of Coke.

In the end, Su Chang interrupted very rudely: "You are looking for death, I want coffee, two cups of coffee, you pay for it!"

Han Yi was taken aback, and once again realized Su Chang's dominance.

Then, sitting down at the table, Su Chang asked angrily: "Be honest, what happened last night."

Facing Su Chang's huge aura, Han Yi couldn't speak fluently: "Uh...that night...uh, you were drunk..."

"Stop stammering, speak clearly!" Su Chang yelled loudly.

Han Yi explained like a wronged little daughter-in-law, but he was monologue in his heart: "This girl may be a poisonous snake, pretending to be drunk and vomiting, and then come to take advantage of a confused boy like me!"

"To deal with such a girl, we must let her know who is the boss!"

Of course, this is just thinking about it, Han Yi doesn't have the guts at all, and, as he talked, he became yyyyyy in his heart: "When she is not drunk, she is the ideal girl in my mind."

When Su Chang figured out everything and lost interest in drinking coffee, he took Han Yi to drink again.

At this time, the two uncles at the next table were hooking up with the little sister, and they wanted to take the little sister to drink.

Su Chang exploded!
He scolded several people head and face, disrupted their proud plans, and scolded them all away.Su Chang, who was still angry, drank heavily again. As a result, he passed out gloriously drunk again, and was sent to a small hotel again. After that, Han Yi took care of Su Chang again. The two seemed to be a little different.

The plot is funny with a bit of romance, slowly advancing.

When it was time to laugh, the hall was full of laughter, and when there was a little sadness, the audience sighed endlessly.

One day Han Yi was in class, but found that Su Chang walked into the classroom and sat beside him.Su Chang asked the professor in class if he could let everyone rest for a while, the professor agreed, and then Su Chang asked Han Yi to skip class to accompany him to go out to play, Han Yi did not agree.

So Su Chang walked out of the classroom, and after a while the professor came in and told Han Yi that he could go.It turned out that Su Chang told the professor that she was going to have an abortion, and the child belonged to Han Yi.

After coming out of the classroom, they came to the amusement park.

After playing in the amusement park, Han Yi and Su Chang came to sit down on a piece of grass, and Su Chang handed Han Yi a draft paper with cartoon patterns on it.

"Her dream was to be a screenwriter, so she kept writing, what she called outlines. To get me into the groove, he took me to the park and read those outlines... It was stressful to read those outlines... If I If I ignore something, I'm dead."

As soon as Han Yi's inner monologue was over, Su Chang yelled loudly: "You're looking for death, keep reading."

"Oh." Han Yi didn't dare to resist.

It happened that a man was smoking a cigarette and went to the side to make a phone call, and threw the cigarette butt on the ground. Su Chang ran away again, ran over to scold the other party, and forced the other party to pick up the cigarette butt.Even more barbaric is asking the other person not to wear the same color as she is wearing.

Han Yi was no stranger to this, and read the outline:

"This heroine is very strong, similar to 'Terminator', the time is 2137 AD, a group of bad guys kidnapped her lover, and came to the present. I don't know why she kidnapped him, in order to save her lover, she also passed The time machine has returned to the present..."

During the monologue, the scene changes, and Su Chang's outline is presented in the form of a movie.

In a certain factory shed, a shootout ended with the heroine rescuing the hero, and then killing a co-leader together.

"It should end with a kiss." On the way back, Han Yi said to Su Chang.

Su Chang shook his head: "This is not a romance movie, this is an action movie."

As the two get in touch and get to know each other better, Han Yi often suffers from Su Chang's violence, but he can also feel that Su Chang is pretending to be happy, but in fact he is very sad because he broke up with his boyfriend.

Han Yi wanted to enlighten her, but unfortunately...

"This woman is too tough!"

"The movie was very interesting."

"Han Yi will succeed again this time."

Those who watch the premiere here are not only idle and boring audiences, but also many people in the industry. In their eyes, a movie is not only to watch the excitement, but also to see the doorway. From the audience's reaction, and The progress of the plot can more or less tell whether the movie is a success.

Of course, critical voices are also indispensable.

"The plot is very vulgar. Doesn't this kind of shooting lower the grade of Chinese movies!"

"Young people are young people. Without much experience in love, it is really difficult to be elegant."

It's just that it was mixed with the laughter, and it seemed a little weak. Han Yi couldn't hear it at all. He was still in a good mood and looked at the big screen. Then, he opened his mouth and laughed silently.

Because in the movie, Han Yi was fished out of the water by Su Chang. He was completely afraid of the female devil and decided to escape from her clutches. When he was having dinner with his friends, Han Yi vomited again.

And these three friends are also very familiar to everyone, they are Li Cheng, Cheng He and Deng Chao. They really wanted to make guest appearances, and Han Yi finally let them come here and there to pretend to be their own. This is probably an accident.

Han Yi vomited bitterly, and then took advantage of the strength of wine to chase after another girl of his favorite type, only to find out that it was Su Chang when he caught up. Han Yi was so frightened that he turned his head and ran away.

To be honest, this paragraph is actually quite artificial. Originally, Han Yi planned to edit it out, but after thinking about it for a long time, he finally left it, in order to deepen the explanation that Han Yi likes Su Chang, the type of girl.

Then, the hall burst into laughter again.

PS: Four thousand words, only one chapter today.

(End of this chapter)