Douluo's opening becomes Oscar

Chapter 86 The Melon Eaters at the Registration Office
Oscar and Xiao Wu stared blankly at the two adults who stopped them in front of them. They were dressed in silk and satin, and they were all dressed in gold and silver. The man had a big head and a thick neck, either rich or a cook , but the clothes on his body make it clear that it is the former.

And next to this rich man is a beautiful young woman with a mysterious figure, smooth and smooth. The two of them are a combination of a pig and a cabbage. However, this cabbage should not be a good cabbage, otherwise I would not be willing Let a fat pig hug her.

Oscar shook his head and thought sadly: If a person is handsome, he can be envied no matter where he is, and I, a young lady, can be envied by pigs and cabbage. How difficult it is for me!

Oscar looked at the couple with a very cute look and said: "You two old people, we are not here to sign up, we are just here to take a look!"

"Pfft~"

Both the people behind and Xiao Wu were all amused by Oscar's old man!
The age of these two people is not very old at all, their children are only in their teens, and they look like they are in their 30s, especially the beautiful young woman who looks only in her 20s, who is called an old man by Oscar, Who can hold back from laughing!
But there is one person who is very shameless, that person is the old man sitting in front of the registration desk, he didn't even tremble from the wrinkles on his face, and Zao Wou-ki sitting next to him has already fallen asleep, otherwise he would have died a long time ago. Hug Oscar and Xiao Wu warmly.

The old man sitting at the registration table is dressed very plainly, like an old man sitting at the entrance of the village. He has a lazy demeanor, just like the two parents who brought their children to sign up in front of him. Looking for something to do, but he didn't mean to stop him at all, and stretched his waist lazily, as if he would fall asleep with Zhao Wuji in the next second.

And the couple that Oscar called the old man were very angry. They were used to being arrogant and domineering in their small town, so they raised their palms and wanted to slap Oscar, but they raised their palms. , but they have yet to make a move.

Because they suddenly thought that this place was Shrek Academy. Although the old man in front of him didn't care about them, if he slapped him, their behavior made the old man dissatisfied and announced that their son could not enter Shrek, that would be terrible. The gain outweighs the loss.

So they resisted the urge to do it, and the beautiful young woman smirked at Oscar and Xiao Wu: "Hey hey, uncle and auntie just played with you two, you can watch it if you want! Just watch it, Watch it wherever you want!"

The beautiful young woman happened to bend down to speak to them, and she was still wearing a low-cut dress. Naturally, two big white rabbits appeared when she bent down. Oscar thought: Don't move, let me see it again. Moment!

And this beautiful young woman really didn't move as if she heard the call of his heart, and she swayed from side to side, which dazzled Oscar.

And when he was watching with great interest, Xiao Wu at the side grabbed his ear and said angrily: "Brother, you are not allowed to look at this old man's chest!"

Oscar cried out in pain, and hastily and reluctantly averted his gaze.

And under Xiao Wu's words, the beautiful young woman also lifted up her blouse in embarrassment, because she found that all the men standing behind them were staring at her chest with very fanatical eyes , which made her feel very insecure, as if she had returned to receiving a group of wolf-like guests when she went to work.

She quickly ran to her husband's side in desperation, and quickly stretched out her hand to straddle his arm. His husband also stretched out his hand to wrap her waist around her like a baby.

Oscar is very sorry for this pig brother, your wife definitely gave you more than one hat, and you still treat her like a baby, don't you realize that your eldest son looks nothing like you?
Of course, Oscar would not tell this pig what was in his heart, maybe he knew it well, but he just didn't want to expose it!Otherwise, since he is so rich, it is not good to let his son go to any college, even Barack College is better than this!
But he didn't, but he brought his son to this dilapidated Shrek Academy. Even if he didn't know about it before, but now he saw something so bad, he still wanted to enter it.

At this time, the lazy old man finally spoke, his voice matched his form, and he said lazily: "The registration fee is ten gold soul coins, just put it in the box over there!"

Daddy Pig quickly took out ten gold soul coins from Mummy Pig's pocket, and put them into a box nailed by several wooden boards.

Mummy Pig looked at Daddy Pig suspiciously, thinking why are you spending money in my pocket?How does she understand Daddy Pig's thinking, why should I pay for your child?

The old man said to the pig kid in front of him, "Stretch out a hand!"

The pig child stretched out his hand in front of the old man. The old man squeezed a few times, shook his head and said, "Your age is not suitable, you can go!"

Daddy Pig was stunned for a moment, and he quickly smiled at the old man: "This teacher, my son just celebrated his 12th birthday! His age should match!"

The old man sighed and said, "Hey, sorry, your son is 13 years old now!"

"13 years old? My son is obviously 12 years old!" Daddy Pig yelled in disbelief.

The old man said impatiently: "How old is your son, you have to ask the lady next to you, please don't affect the people behind, we only accept children under 13 years old, over 13 years old, No charge at all! You can go!"

"This son is ~~~13 years old~~~" Oscar said eccentrically beside him.

Daddy Pig woke up listening to the old man's words and Oscar's yin and yang aura, my son! ! !These words contained too many meanings, and he clearly remembered that his son was 12 years old.

And the son he has been raising for many years is actually 13 years old, that is to say, this bastard is not his son at all, he and Mummy Pig actually have a 12-year-old son, but he doesn't know where his own son is. And the son he raised has always been someone else's son.

This is like a tongue twister, which is to deceive him. Anyway, he knows that the son he has raised for many years is not his own son, but his son is actually someone else.

This made his big head a little dazed, and now he especially wanted to know where his own son had gone.

Oscar and Xiao Wu were also curious about this matter, they both took a piece of watermelon on the table and ate it naturally, the so-called melon-eating crowd should probably be them.

　Eat melons and ask for tickets!

　　
　
(End of this chapter)