Douluo's opening becomes Oscar

Chapter 82 Shrek Academy has no students!
Afterwards, Oscar made a candlelight dinner for them. As for why it was called a candlelight dinner, because he made a love cake for Xiao Wu. There were candles on the cake, and candles in the room.

If it weren't for the two light bulbs Flender and Zao Wou-ki, this room would definitely be very sweet and warm.

The two people, who were brighter than the light from the candles, tasted a few bites of the cake through Xiao Wu's light receiver, and they gave their thumbs up on the spot.

But since they have tasted the cake, of course they will not give up the cake easily, they really don't want Bilian.

On the grounds that it is not good for children to eat too much sweet, they divided the remaining cake in half! ! !

And Oscar had already had a deep understanding of their ethics, so he had already expected that the two of them would rob, so he took out another cake that was exactly the same, and placed it in front of Xiao Wu.

Xiao Wu's eyes lit up when she saw the new love cake, she just thought it was snatched away by those two old men who didn't want Bilian!

Oscar quickly cut a small piece for Xiao Wu, Xiao Wu happily ate it, and her mouth was covered with cream, she looked very cute.

Oscar was about to wipe her off, but Xiao Wu hurriedly avoided, Xiao Wu pouted her cute little mouth and said mischievously: "Big brother, Xiao Wu wants to kiss!"

After Oscar heard it, his deer immediately started to bump into it. How could he refuse such a good thing!

He didn't care about the two light bulbs, he hurriedly put his mouth together, and a minute passed...

2 minutes have passed...

After 3 minutes, they finally separated reluctantly. If they didn't feel a little out of breath, they would never have separated.

Oscar stared at Xiao Wu, and Xiao Wu also stared at Oscar, and they laughed foolishly, because they found that there was more cream around their mouths, and it was still wet, almost pulling silk!

Flender and Zao Wou-ki, the two light bulbs, had already turned their backs and buried their heads in licking their fingers.

They licked their fingers, of course, because their cake had already been eaten, but they were so embarrassed by Oscar and Xiao Wu that they didn't know what to do.

So they had no choice but to stick out their tongues and lick the cream on their fingers. This action was really disgusting and greasy. Greasy is really a good way to describe the two of them.

Of course the two of them would not care about Oscar and Xiao Wu's intimacy, because they are just children!
And Flender raised Xiao Wu as his daughter-in-law. As for Zao Wou-ki next to him, of course he would say that I did the same.

Xiao Wu blushed and leaned against Oscar's chest, her belly was enlarged by Oscar again!

Looking at the half of the cake left, Oscar said to Flender and Zao Wou-ki who were facing the wall in thought: "Ahem, four-eyed uncle, fat uncle, let's finish eating, you will eat all of these before you are full. Bar!"

Flender and Zao Wou-ki turned around in an instant, and they rushed towards the cake like two cute puppies seeing a bone.

Oscar felt very helpless. Are these two strong soul saints?Are you sure this is not a refugee who has experienced a natural disaster?

After being swept by the two of them, their stomachs were also stretched. Oscar was very glad that the two of them didn't say that their stomachs were enlarged by him, otherwise he would definitely faint to death.

After they were full of salt, soda, and cake, they started a chat mode. They chatted all over the world, and then talked about Little Cailin and the five titled wild beasts.

When Flender heard that Oscar had a beast pet that could fight Zao Wou-Ki, he was stunned on the spot, and was delayed for half an hour.

After he recovered, he began to complain to Zao Wou-ki again, Shrek Academy was short of funds again!
This made Zhao Wuji look helpless, he would never say that he had fifty gold soul coins in his hand, and Oscar and the others couldn't!

For this, Flender must be ruthless. If you reveal that you have money, then he will absolutely pester you and lend you the money in your hand. no return.

Just like now he said to Zao Wou-ki that the funds were tight, of course he set the salary he just gave Zao Wou-ki.

"Old Zhao~ Our Shrek Academy... Hey! Hey! Hey!"

Before Flender could speak, he noticed that Zhao Wuji was walking towards the door, and he quickly asked, "Old Zhao, where are you going? Do you want me to accompany you?"

Zhao Wou-ki turned around and said happily: "Okay! It's just that I'm going to pay back the money, so you can help me pay it back, Dean!"

Flender quickly pretended to hold his stomach and ran towards the toilet, shouting as he ran, "Oh, my stomach hurts! Old Zhao, you can go by yourself, I can't do it, I want to give up!"

The corners of Zhao Wou-ki's mouth raised slightly, and he still used this trick, I have already been tricked by you once, the so-called "getting a trap, gaining wisdom, how could I still be fooled by you!"
"Big brother, why did the four-eyed uncle say he was leaving the palace! Why didn't he enter the palace?" Xiao Wu questioned in Oscar's arms.

Oscar quickly replied: "Of course it's because he has already entered the palace!"

Flender also slipped out after Zao Wou-ki left, and now he has a sad face, because their Shrek funds have become a problem again!

This made Oscar next to him very curious. Shrek Academy never accepts ordinary people, but only accepts monsters.

There were not many students in Shrek Academy, and he was still two years away from the age of six, and none of the Shrek Seven Devils came.

Now Oscar doubts whether there are any students in Shrek Academy. Where are the places in Shrek Academy that are so wasteful?
He couldn't help but asked Flender in his heart: "How many students are there in Shrek Academy, Uncle Four Eyes? Why do you keep saying that funds are tight?"

"Uh~" Being asked about this by a child made Flender feel a little uncomfortable. He felt that his face hurt a little now, as if someone had slapped his mouth.

Flender sighed, shook his head and said helplessly, "Hey~ Shrek Academy has no students now!"

"Pfft~"

"Pfft~ there isn't a single student?" Oscar asked in disbelief.

Although Oscar and Xiao Wu didn't have salt soda in their mouths, it didn't stop them from spraying it out.

This Flender actually said that Shrek Academy has no students, as an academy, there are no students, this is like there is no wife in a wife cake, which makes people feel particularly ridiculous!
Wife cake, there is no wife in the wife cake, what do you call wife cake, it is ridiculous!

There are no students in the same academy, what is your name?Isn't it good to call a mental hospital?

Oscar felt incredible that there were no students in Shrek Academy, how could there be no students in Shrek Academy?

　Ask for a ticket!

　　
　
(End of this chapter)