Douluo's opening becomes Oscar

Chapter 76 Dung Beetle Dean Flender
Xiao Wu's unique way of introduction directly confused Luo Feiji.

He was thinking when will the famous dung beetle academy come out in Soto City?Is it because he hasn't paid attention to this topic for a long time?

And the dean is also called the four-eyed meow bird!What a weird name for trash.

Not only Luo Feiji was dumbfounded, but Franky, the principal of the Dung Beetle Academy as the protagonist, was also dumbfounded.

Xiao Wu's words made him no longer know what his name was, but the name Frankie sounds pretty good!
Bah~ What a fart!It's good to call me Flender!

Xiao Wu is so innocent and cute, it is absolutely impossible to come up with such crooked adjectives, this is definitely taught to her by that brat Oscar.

He glared at Oscar with a murderous look in his eyes, which means look at what you have done!

Oscar felt really aggrieved!I dare to swear that I only said this sentence once, but it's not my fault that Xiao Wu memorized it all!

These four eyes will really wrong a good person, since you wronged me, then don't blame me.

Oscar also pinched his waist with both hands, and shouted imposingly: "Waste! If you are sensible, immediately kneel down to Dean Dung Beetle and admit your mistake, otherwise you will definitely become a waste like your brother Pu Baichu ~"

Flender's face was dark: You goddamn bastard!I asked you to introduce me because I want a more grand appearance. How are you guys? Each one is more pitted. How the hell am I the dean of the dung beetle?

That's right, the person who came was none other than Flender, the principal of Shrek Academy.

Flender finally had some free time to come out today. He came to his small shop after leaving Shrek Academy, but when he got to the shop, he found that there was no ghost.

This made him very irritable, and he finally had some spare time, and came out to accompany his godson and daughter-in-law, but he didn't see it in the end, it was too bad.

Fortunately, he didn't know that Oscar wanted to recognize Bibi Dong as a "godmother". If he knew, he would definitely give up the idea of ​​being a godfather.

Flender found that Oscar and the others were not in the store, so he didn't need to think about it and knew that it was Zao Wou-ki who took them out to exercise.

So he had a rare leisure time, and decided to be unrestrained and unrestrained, so, so, so love and hate intertwined...

So he came to the "Suhu Bao" store. Since the store opened, he has never been here!

So today he decided to come here alone to taste whether the buns here are fragrant, sweet or not, salty or not, white or not, big or not, juicy or not, delicious or not!
And when he walked in, all his beautiful scenes before disappeared, because he saw Oscar and Xiao Wu!

His first reaction was that Zhao Wou-ki brought them here to exercise, is this for exercise and re-feeding?
And in the next second, he saw Luo Feiji holding a big gun, trying to poke his godson!
He hastily rushed in front of Oscar, and reached out to catch Luo Huaji's golden gun. He didn't even bother to release his martial spirit for this brat, because Luo Huaji was too weak, so weak that he didn't even have the desire to do it.

For Luo Feiji, Flender's appearance is so cool, but for Oscar, it's just you blocking me!

I obviously wanted to blow him away with a frying pan, but in the end, you, the four-eyed man, got there first. I really don't come early, I don't come late, I have to come when I have to pretend.

He finally had the chance to play with Flender, and of course he would not let it go, so he began to call him Dean Dung Beetle.

Dean Dung Beetle's expression now looks like he just rolled over a ball of dung, which is particularly stinky.

He was very dissatisfied with Oscar and Xiao Wu's introduction, so he could only pat his chest and introduce himself again: "I am Flender of the Four-Eyed Owl!"

Flender's introduction was concise and concise, because he believed that with his name, he would definitely shock this kid.

After hearing his self-introduction, Luo Feiji's expression made Flender very helpful.

Luo Feiji stretched out his big fat finger to Flender and said tremblingly: "You, you, you are Shrek Academy Dean Flender?"

"That's right, it's me!" Flender said with his hands behind his back.

Luo Feiji changed his fearful expression in an instant, and said with a chubby smile, "So it's Uncle Fu! My father often told me about you, saying that you are imposing, talented, well-educated and well-educated." What an upright and good dean!"

Flender nodded and said, "Oh~ Then tell Uncle Fr which of your fathers said it?"

"Eh?" Luo Feiji said in astonishment.

Flender continued to ask, "Which father of yours said I asked you?"

Luo Feiji replied: "Uncle Fu, you really know how to joke, of course it's my own father Luo Tangji!"

"Uncle Fu, you are busy first, my dad told me to go home for dinner! Goodbye~"

After he finished speaking, he quickly bypassed Flender and ran towards the door again.

But how could Flender let him go so easily!
Flender just caught up with him in the blink of an eye, and Flender stretched out his hand to stop his footsteps, and said playfully: "I'm talking about a waste machine~ Isn't it just a dinner! I just treat you, Don't rush away!"

Luo Feiji swallowed a mouthful of saliva and said: "Uncle Fu, you don't know something. Our family eats together, and there is no one who eats badly. Let me treat you another day!"

Flender smirked and said, "Alright then! Then let's move on to another day!"

When Luo Feiji heard Flender's words, it was as if he heard the voice of heaven, and Flender actually let him go.

He didn't even say a word, and with his head bowed, he was about to pass through Flender's arm with big strides.

At this moment, Flender made a move. He raised his right foot, aimed at Luo Wasteji's crotch, and kicked it.

Although Luo Feiji noticed Flender's movements, his speed was not as fast as Flender's, and he could only watch Flender's foot kick him in the crotch.

"Big brother, what kind of sound do you hear?" Xiao Wu asked suspiciously while supporting her little ears.

Oscar tightened his legs, and replied with a shiver: "This is the sound of two yolks breaking!"

Under Flender's kick, Luo Waste Ji finally turned into a waste chicken. After screaming, Luo Waste Ji passed out from the pain.

This kind of pain is more painful than scraping the bone to heal the wound, not to mention that he is a young child, even an adult can't bear this kind of pain.

Flender was not confident about his kick just now, so he raised his foot and kicked it a few more times.

Oscar believes that Luo Feiji's chicken must be useless, and both fried dough sticks and eggs are useless.

After kicking, Flender came to Oscar's side. He asked suspiciously: "Why did you come to this ghost place? It's really hard for me to find! By the way, where is Lao Zhao? Why didn't he talk to you?" How are you together?"

　Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!Ask for a ticket~
　　
　
(End of this chapter)