Douluo's opening becomes Oscar
Chapter 71 Recognize Bibi Dong as "Godmother"?
Chapter 71 Recognize Bibi Dong as "Godmother"?
Oscar felt that his hands were empty, and immediately murmured badly.
If Xiao Wu enters the "Crispy Tiger Bun" shop, she will definitely be spoiled by the hot scenes inside, and he can't let Xiao Wu in no matter what.
He hurriedly shouted: "Xiao Wu, don't go in, if you want to eat big buns, big brother will go back and make them for you!"
Xiao Wu didn't listen to Oscar's words this time, she ran inside and replied: "Big Brother, Xiao Wu is going to be your husband, and Xiao Wu is going to buy buns for my wife!"
"........."
Oscar wanted to slap himself, what kind of analogy was not good, he had to use the metaphor of husband and wife, now it's alright, he made himself miserable, will he have to call Xiao Wu her husband in the future?
He hastily chased after Xiao Wu, but the distance was too close, and there was not even a guard at the door of this "crispy tiger bag", Xiao Wu went in after running a few steps.
Of course, "Suhubao" doesn't need a guard. The people who come here are all men, and no one in this place dares to make trouble.
Because this place was opened with the support of two dedicated directors of the education department, and it is called a contribution to the tranquility of Suotuo City.
Needless to say, since the opening of the Crispy Tiger Bun, there has been no pervert in Suotuo City, which has really brought peace to Suotuo City, and this has also made the two directors even more loved by the people.
After Xiao Wu and Oscar went in one after another, Zao Wou-ki sighed helplessly: "These two children are really good at acting! Well, for their safety, I, an upright person, will reluctantly enter this land of broken flowers and willows." !"
After Xiao Wu ran into the "crispy tiger bag", she was stunned by the sight in front of her.
Because she didn't see any steamed stuffed bun sellers inside at all. There were only a lot of wretched uncles being dragged away by those little-dressed big sisters.
Her big eyes are full of doubts, if she wants to buy buns, should she go to the room to buy them?
At this time, the waiter at the bar came over. Of course, she was also a woman who did not hide anything and exposed everything. This woman was wearing so much makeup that her typical face could not be seen without makeup. The smell of the nose drifted over.
She pointed at Xiao Wu with her mouth crooked and scolded: "Whose family's brat is this? My lord, don't pay attention, get out of here!"
Xiao Wu felt very angry when she heard the waiter's yelling, her little face was swollen with anger.
Her tenderness is reserved for her big brother, and it is better to use her fists to talk to others.
Now that the waiter dared to yell at her, she wished she could unleash her spirit and beat her up.
But in order to buy steamed buns for her big brother, she still held back her anger, but blinked her eyes and asked doubtfully, "Does this place sell meat buns?"
The lady sweeper heard Xiao Wu's question, and scolded angrily: "Hey, little brat, haven't you weaned yet? Have you come here to find a mother's love? No one here will let you suck!"
Xiao Wu was very angry when she heard this, she stared at the waiter with a fierce face, her big eyes also turned red.
Seeing Xiao Wu like this, the waiter took a step back inadvertently, and she was also puzzled, she was actually afraid of this little girl.
Xiao Wu's ferocious appearance is of course to release her martial soul, so she can teach this woman a lesson.
At this moment, Oscar's voice came, which made her eyes soften quickly, and she quickly turned her head and said with a smile: "Big brother!"
"Xiao Wu, are you okay!" Oscar ran to Xiao Wu's side and asked worriedly.
Seeing Oscar's worried look, Xiao Wu felt warm in her heart. She pointed to the waiter in front of her, and said tearfully and aggrievedly: "Wuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu~ Big brother, she's fierce at Xiao Wu, saying she loves me, and saying Xiao Wu Not weaned! She also said that Xiao Wu came here to find her mother’s love! Woooooo~”
The big waiter thought: What the hell~ The contrast between the front and back of this little girl is too big!Where did that fierce look just now go?Did I eat it?
Although she was cowardly just now, she thought it was definitely an illusion, it should be because she was too cold because of too little clothes, and the cold wind penetrated into her lower body and made her shiver.
So she pointed at Oscar and Xiao Wu again and yelled: "That's right, I said it, you two little brats get the hell out of here, this is not a place for you two brats to come in!"
Oscar stretched out his hand to hold Xiao Wu in his arms and comforted him, "Don't be afraid, Xiao Wu, there is a big brother here! Big brother will help you teach her a lesson!"
Xiao Wu leaned into Oscar's arms and said, "Mm~ Brother, help Xiao Wu kill her!"
Waiter: What the hell, what about it?Just ignore me, and I'll just say you two are going to kill me?These two kids are too cruel!Could it be that they are the young master and young lady of that family?
She is a little flustered now, if these two are really the young master and young lady of a big family, then she will definitely die a miserable death, even if these two children don't kill her, her boss will kill her.
When she thought of this, cold sweat gradually broke out from her body, and the sweat soon soaked the little white cloth on her body, outlining her two majestic peaks and peaks.
Oscar gently patted Xiao Wu's back and said, "Okay ~ big brother will kill her for you!"
Oscar let go of Xiao Wu, and came to this magnificent, ups and downs, trembling waiter.
After seeing the waiter, his eyes turned straight in an instant.
But as soon as he looked straight at him for a second, Xiao Wu quickly covered his eyes with her small hand and said, "Big brother, you are not allowed to look! Big brother, Xiao Wu doesn't want to kill her anymore, let's go!"
"Okay!" Oscar readily agreed.
He must readily agree without any hesitation, because if he hesitates even a little bit, Xiao Wu will be jealous.
Although Oscar only glanced at it, the magnificent scene still kept reappearing in his mind. He has never seen a real existence in his two lifetimes!
He badly thought: I want my mother! ! !I haven't felt maternal love in two lifetimes, so it's okay to be a godmother!
But this rouge vulgar fan is definitely not good, this is at most an old godmother, it must be spicy, I want to suck, it has to be a popular queen like Bibi Dong.
"Ding! It has been detected that the host has very obscene thoughts, and hereby releases a long-term side mission: recognize Bibi Dong as a godmother!"
"Mission reward: The host's soul power level has been increased by five levels!"
……
I'm just thinking about it, as for sending out such a difficult side mission?
Like accepting Xiao Wu as a godsister before, it is still a task that can be completed, but how can I complete this task now?
Do you want me to go to the Wuhun Palace and tell Bibi Dong, the Supreme Pope of the Wuhun Palace, that I want to suck you, and you want to be my "godmother"?
Ask for a ticket, ask for a ticket, ask for a ticket...
(End of this chapter)
Oscar felt that his hands were empty, and immediately murmured badly.
If Xiao Wu enters the "Crispy Tiger Bun" shop, she will definitely be spoiled by the hot scenes inside, and he can't let Xiao Wu in no matter what.
He hurriedly shouted: "Xiao Wu, don't go in, if you want to eat big buns, big brother will go back and make them for you!"
Xiao Wu didn't listen to Oscar's words this time, she ran inside and replied: "Big Brother, Xiao Wu is going to be your husband, and Xiao Wu is going to buy buns for my wife!"
"........."
Oscar wanted to slap himself, what kind of analogy was not good, he had to use the metaphor of husband and wife, now it's alright, he made himself miserable, will he have to call Xiao Wu her husband in the future?
He hastily chased after Xiao Wu, but the distance was too close, and there was not even a guard at the door of this "crispy tiger bag", Xiao Wu went in after running a few steps.
Of course, "Suhubao" doesn't need a guard. The people who come here are all men, and no one in this place dares to make trouble.
Because this place was opened with the support of two dedicated directors of the education department, and it is called a contribution to the tranquility of Suotuo City.
Needless to say, since the opening of the Crispy Tiger Bun, there has been no pervert in Suotuo City, which has really brought peace to Suotuo City, and this has also made the two directors even more loved by the people.
After Xiao Wu and Oscar went in one after another, Zao Wou-ki sighed helplessly: "These two children are really good at acting! Well, for their safety, I, an upright person, will reluctantly enter this land of broken flowers and willows." !"
After Xiao Wu ran into the "crispy tiger bag", she was stunned by the sight in front of her.
Because she didn't see any steamed stuffed bun sellers inside at all. There were only a lot of wretched uncles being dragged away by those little-dressed big sisters.
Her big eyes are full of doubts, if she wants to buy buns, should she go to the room to buy them?
At this time, the waiter at the bar came over. Of course, she was also a woman who did not hide anything and exposed everything. This woman was wearing so much makeup that her typical face could not be seen without makeup. The smell of the nose drifted over.
She pointed at Xiao Wu with her mouth crooked and scolded: "Whose family's brat is this? My lord, don't pay attention, get out of here!"
Xiao Wu felt very angry when she heard the waiter's yelling, her little face was swollen with anger.
Her tenderness is reserved for her big brother, and it is better to use her fists to talk to others.
Now that the waiter dared to yell at her, she wished she could unleash her spirit and beat her up.
But in order to buy steamed buns for her big brother, she still held back her anger, but blinked her eyes and asked doubtfully, "Does this place sell meat buns?"
The lady sweeper heard Xiao Wu's question, and scolded angrily: "Hey, little brat, haven't you weaned yet? Have you come here to find a mother's love? No one here will let you suck!"
Xiao Wu was very angry when she heard this, she stared at the waiter with a fierce face, her big eyes also turned red.
Seeing Xiao Wu like this, the waiter took a step back inadvertently, and she was also puzzled, she was actually afraid of this little girl.
Xiao Wu's ferocious appearance is of course to release her martial soul, so she can teach this woman a lesson.
At this moment, Oscar's voice came, which made her eyes soften quickly, and she quickly turned her head and said with a smile: "Big brother!"
"Xiao Wu, are you okay!" Oscar ran to Xiao Wu's side and asked worriedly.
Seeing Oscar's worried look, Xiao Wu felt warm in her heart. She pointed to the waiter in front of her, and said tearfully and aggrievedly: "Wuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu~ Big brother, she's fierce at Xiao Wu, saying she loves me, and saying Xiao Wu Not weaned! She also said that Xiao Wu came here to find her mother’s love! Woooooo~”
The big waiter thought: What the hell~ The contrast between the front and back of this little girl is too big!Where did that fierce look just now go?Did I eat it?
Although she was cowardly just now, she thought it was definitely an illusion, it should be because she was too cold because of too little clothes, and the cold wind penetrated into her lower body and made her shiver.
So she pointed at Oscar and Xiao Wu again and yelled: "That's right, I said it, you two little brats get the hell out of here, this is not a place for you two brats to come in!"
Oscar stretched out his hand to hold Xiao Wu in his arms and comforted him, "Don't be afraid, Xiao Wu, there is a big brother here! Big brother will help you teach her a lesson!"
Xiao Wu leaned into Oscar's arms and said, "Mm~ Brother, help Xiao Wu kill her!"
Waiter: What the hell, what about it?Just ignore me, and I'll just say you two are going to kill me?These two kids are too cruel!Could it be that they are the young master and young lady of that family?
She is a little flustered now, if these two are really the young master and young lady of a big family, then she will definitely die a miserable death, even if these two children don't kill her, her boss will kill her.
When she thought of this, cold sweat gradually broke out from her body, and the sweat soon soaked the little white cloth on her body, outlining her two majestic peaks and peaks.
Oscar gently patted Xiao Wu's back and said, "Okay ~ big brother will kill her for you!"
Oscar let go of Xiao Wu, and came to this magnificent, ups and downs, trembling waiter.
After seeing the waiter, his eyes turned straight in an instant.
But as soon as he looked straight at him for a second, Xiao Wu quickly covered his eyes with her small hand and said, "Big brother, you are not allowed to look! Big brother, Xiao Wu doesn't want to kill her anymore, let's go!"
"Okay!" Oscar readily agreed.
He must readily agree without any hesitation, because if he hesitates even a little bit, Xiao Wu will be jealous.
Although Oscar only glanced at it, the magnificent scene still kept reappearing in his mind. He has never seen a real existence in his two lifetimes!
He badly thought: I want my mother! ! !I haven't felt maternal love in two lifetimes, so it's okay to be a godmother!
But this rouge vulgar fan is definitely not good, this is at most an old godmother, it must be spicy, I want to suck, it has to be a popular queen like Bibi Dong.
"Ding! It has been detected that the host has very obscene thoughts, and hereby releases a long-term side mission: recognize Bibi Dong as a godmother!"
"Mission reward: The host's soul power level has been increased by five levels!"
……
I'm just thinking about it, as for sending out such a difficult side mission?
Like accepting Xiao Wu as a godsister before, it is still a task that can be completed, but how can I complete this task now?
Do you want me to go to the Wuhun Palace and tell Bibi Dong, the Supreme Pope of the Wuhun Palace, that I want to suck you, and you want to be my "godmother"?
Ask for a ticket, ask for a ticket, ask for a ticket...
(End of this chapter)
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