Douluo's opening becomes Oscar

Chapter 189 Dream: Dad, I Like Ah Yin (Please Subscribe)
"That, Uncle Tang Hao! You don't have to thank me, although I don't know why you thank me, but this is what I should do!"

Oscar tried hard to withdraw his hand, but how could he be as energetic as Tang Hao!Tang Hao's hand pinched his hand like iron pliers, no matter how hard he tried, he couldn't pull it out.

Tang Hao wiped his sad tears and said: "Oscar, I really want to thank you so much, you don't know! How hard my life has been all these years, I'm the one who feeds mistress so big with shit and piss , it can be regarded as sending Xiaosan to the college to study, and I will spend a lot of time with my Yin, but as long as I go, she will slap me!"

"That pumping is so cruel! It was much harder than you kicked me just now, so I was so scared that I didn't dare to go again after going there a few times. If I go again, I will definitely be beaten to death by her." .So I have been worrying about what I should do so that Ah Yin will stop slapping me."

"And just now you woke me up, the person in my dream! Ah Yin, she whipped me because I was decadent! She was so cruel, I didn't cheer up! So Uncle Tang Hao must thank you, you are right My family's favor is really too much. Thank you!"

Oscar blinked his peachy eyes, thinking to himself: I love flowers and trees, this is really important news!The fact that Ah Yin beating Tang Hao violently is really amazing. If it is filmed, it will definitely attract a group of people to watch.By the way, Ah Yin slapped Tang Hao loudly, it couldn't be because of the task that I gained Ah Yin's favor!

If it's true, it's so much fun, then this Tang Hao will definitely not be beaten less often, this Tang Hao is really whimsical!Did he mean to get up and start a new life?But even so, will Ah Yin stop beating you?Or is it just to find an excuse for yourself and want to score twice?
Oscar saw Tang Hao's chance to wipe his tears, and hurriedly pulled his hand out. He put his hand into his trouser pocket and said, "Uncle Tang Hao, you don't have to thank me. It's great that you can cheer up. I believe Xiaosan saw you You will be very happy with this appearance, Uncle Tang Hao, do you have any plans for the future?"

Tang Hao looked up at the sky and said, "Are you planning? Of course, first dress yourself up brightly, and then go to the Shrek Academy teacher you mentioned, Shao Xin, for some jelly beans. To me, his jelly beans are still It is useful, and then I will protect the mistress for a while, I just heard what you said just now, and I feel that the master seems a little insecure."

Oscar nodded, thinking to himself secretly: If you love me, Tang Hao will wear clean and neat clothes, he will definitely be a handsome uncle, but no matter how handsome he becomes, Ah Yin will still slap him Not wrong.Speaking of which, if Tang Hao went to Notting College and saw Tang San holding a book "The Sun Shines on a Grass" reading, or happened to see Xiao San's right hand moving, I don't know what his expression would be.

Tang Hao seemed to have thought of something suddenly, he suddenly stretched out his hands to look at Oscar and said: "Oh~ By the way, Oscar, Xiao Wu, etc., after Xiao San goes to Shrek Academy, you must help me take care of him, his His heart is too dull, he will definitely struggle to find a girlfriend, if you see someone suitable for Xiaosan, please introduce him to Xiaosan! I will leave the matter of his girlfriend to you, this matter I don't have to worry about it, you have to worry about it as sisters and brother-in-laws! Hahahaha~"

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Oscar and Xiao Wu blinked and blinked their big eyes, how could the matter of finding a girlfriend for Xiaosan be mentioned to them, it didn't seem to match!
Oscar thought to himself: Is this the cycle of cause and effect?Xiao Wu and I are a couple, so I'm going to find a wife for Tang San?This seems to be right!
But what kind of one is suitable for Tang San?Do you want to find a local dialect or village flower for Xiaosan?Sigh~ It doesn't seem to work, Tang San is the pure and clean third young master, and his heart is spent very much!How could he fall in love with ordinary beauty?Forget it, let's talk about it later!

"Uncle Tang Hao, don't worry~! This matter is on me and Xiao Wu, we will definitely find you a suitable daughter-in-law!" Oscar patted his small chest and promised.

Xiao Wu also said happily: "That's right~ Xiao Sanzi's girlfriend is left to Xiao Wu, Xiao Wu will definitely help Xiao Sanzi find a girlfriend who is white, big and juicy!"

Tang Hao and Oscar have black lines on their faces, are you sure you mean the girlfriend or the big bun?
But Tang Hao was very happy to hear Xiao Wu's assurance, at least his son would not be hungry in the future!Although the drink is still dilute, the nutritional value is too different.

Because of Tang Hao, Oscar and Xiao Wu stayed in the Star Dou Forest for another night. Tang Hao was full of praise for Oscar's craftsmanship, and praised Oscar as the best cook in mainland China.

Tang Hao drank too much that night, he didn't even know how much he drank. In his dream, he dreamed that he became glamorous, wearing gold and silver, surrounded by several confidante, and they were wearing very little clothes , and he has many, many sons, so he didn't remember the names at all, so he arranged from the third to the back, Tang Si, Tang Wu, Tang Liu...

When he was kissing me and me with his confidante, Ah Yin came out from there, slapped, slapped him for a while, and then Ah Yin left!He didn't chase after him, because he had so many confidante, why did he have to chase after a grass!Is this big forest not good?
Later, his son Tang San suddenly appeared. His son was very handsome, so handsome that he didn't look like him at all, and in Tang San's hand was holding the book "The Sun Shines on a Grass" written by him. , Tang San shouted to Tang Hao: "Father, I like Ah Yin! I want her to be my wife!"

"You rebellious son... ah ah~"

"Ahhhhh~" Tang Hao woke up suddenly, his eyes opened wide and he looked around.

There was not a single human figure in the surrounding area, to be precise, there was a human-like shadow, but that shadow was particularly large, and this shadow was Er Ming, the titan giant ape.

Er Ming's big face moved closer to Tang Hao's body and asked, "Tang Hao, are you alright? Are you calling for a woolen thread early in the morning?"

Tang Hao exhaled a foul breath, and thought happily in his heart: So this is a dream!It scared the hell out of me!

He felt cold sweat all over his body, he stood up and asked Erming suspiciously: "Where are Oscar and Xiao Wu? And where's your elder brother?"

"My elder brother, do I need to say it? Of course he takes a bath in the lake! He has been out for so long, and he said that his skin is shriveled and not supple. He said that he needs to replenish water well. Don't tell him to come out." Er Ming said helplessly, covering his head.

"..." Tang Hao's mouth twitched.

Hydration for ten years?Are you sure it's hydrating?Isn't it dead inside?
　On the first day of the new year, the hard-working little girl!Making dumplings, cooking!
　　
　
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