Douluo's opening becomes Oscar
Chapter 152 The Master's Farts Are Really Powerful (Subscribe)
Chapter 152 The Master's Farts Are Really Powerful (Subscribe)
"It's time for cooking~ Serve my rice bowl, wake up~ The soul of cooking! I really want to..."
"3, 2, 1~ Let's cook! Let's cook!"
Xiao Wu's loud and beautiful voice echoed in Oscar's ears. This was exactly a song that Oscar taught Xiao Wu to sing, because this song was really suitable for Xiao Wu now.
Xiao Wu's chubby little face is covered with oil stains, and she holds a few meat skewers in her left and right hands, which looks particularly edible. The way she sings this song is so cute.
Oscar pampered Xiao Wu's head, handed her a normal bottle of salt soda and said, "Xiao Wu, take a break!"
Xiao Wu's mouth was indeed dry, she quickly put down the meat skewers, and drank a bottle of big salt soda with both hands.
"Gudong~gudong~gudong~wow~" Xiao Wu narrowed her eyes and opened her mouth slightly, enjoying the sauce.
The master took a sip of water bitterly in the distance, and then he also said "wow~", which is what he meant by the so-called hope for plums to quench thirst.
After they ate and drank enough, Oscar and Xiao Wu lay on the double bed, looking at the stars hanging in the sky, they sang the song of meteor shower together lovingly.
But Yu Xiaogang and Tang San, who are single dogs, are very bitter. Compared with Yu Xiaogang and Tang San, the feeling is even more uncomfortable. Fortunately, there is a fat pig and dog Luo Sanpao next to Yu Xiaogang!And there wasn't even a pig next to him, that is, there wasn't even a spider.
At this moment, there was a strange sound in the forest.The sound was rustling, as if someone was changing clothes, and it was also like the sound of wind blowing and rubbing leaves.
"Hey~" Luo Sanpao called out vigilantly.
Following Luo Sanpao's cry, a spider-like soul beast came out. This spider was black in color, but his body was not big, and the main body was less than one meter long!However, those eight long spear-like legs exceeded two meters.
The body of this giant spider has a black carapace, shiny and shiny, and the front ends of its long legs are particularly slender. Every step it takes, it pierces the ground silently, which shows its sharpness.
The spider quickly came in front of Yu Xiaogang, and he immediately raised his front leg to stab Yu Xiaogang.
Yu Xiaogang's eyes lit up, and he quickly rolled to the side, if he couldn't do other things, but he was very good at escaping.Otherwise, he wouldn't take the more rings and more bones, one wave of skills, less rings and less bones, just run away as his motto.
The spider's body rose, allowing people to clearly see its abdomen.There are some white lines on its abdomen, but these lines form a hideous human face.A total of eight small eyes shining with faint purple light are attached to its lower abdomen.
Fortunately, there was a bright light from Oscar lighting the fire, otherwise I really wouldn't be able to see these things.
"It's a 100-year-old man-faced spider, what a pity!~Little San, don't move there!" Yu Xiaogang's voice was a little low, but he didn't show any panic.
This big spider is what Yu Xiaogang called the Man-faced Demon Spider, and it is also the kindest soul beast in Tang San's life. Anyway, there is a Man-faced Demon Spider looking for him to play with if he has nothing to do.
And now the 100-year-old Man-Faced Demon Spider came to play with him, Tang San thought to himself: Fuck~ Have I practiced to the point where my wishes come true?I just thought that there is not even a spider around, and there is a big spider to accompany him.
Obviously this big spider came to him!Because he is sitting by himself!The man-faced spider was walking towards him just now, if Yu Xiaogang hadn't been caught between the two of them, then the man-faced spider would have attacked him.
Thank you, thank you, thank you Xiao Wu, thank you Oscar brother-in-law!
Fortunately, Yu Xiaogang didn't know what he was thinking, otherwise he would definitely become the fourth brother Nicholas again.
The human-faced demon spider is a nightmare for other small soul beasts, because it can spit out an entire spider web, and besides its stickiness, this spider web also has paralyzing poison.
But everything is not absolute, although it is powerful, the master is not afraid of it, one is because the master escapes fast, and the other is because his martial soul Luo Sanpao is the nemesis of the man-faced demon spider.
Luo Sanpao's body originally had a highly poisonous substance, so the toxin of the Man-faced Demon Spider could not cause any harm to Luo Sanpao at all. Besides, Luo Sanpao's body was very bulky, but its body was very It's slippery.
Yu Xiaogang rolled over on the ground, he snorted coldly: "If you were a man-faced spider of more than 400 years, maybe I would still be afraid of you, but you, a man-faced spider who has just broken through a hundred-year-old soul beast, dare to harass me ,F!"
Luo Sanpao let out a low growl, breathing like a howling wind, its already fat belly was expanding at an alarming speed, it looked like a big balloon being blown up.
Yu Xiaogang put one hand behind his back, raised the other hand, and waved his yellow halo around Luo Sanpao's body.
He roared loudly: "Farting like thunder, blasting the sky and cracking the earth."
Under his shout, Luo Sanpao's big blue eyes instantly lit up, and his body like a big balloon flew up, climbing to an astonishing height of five meters. With a quick turn, a thunderous bang erupted instantly.
A mask had been put on Yu Xiaogang's face at some point, and Oscar and Xiao Wu who were not far away had already run away, leaving only Tang San who was motionless with a dazed expression, what the hell is this? Condition?
His eyes watched Luo Sanpao's actions without blinking. Accompanied by the huge roar, he saw a yellow mask suddenly released, covering it like a thunderbolt.
The body of the Man-faced Demon Spider was blown away like a torn sack, and it was thrown ten meters away. The Man-faced Demon Spider let out a mournful cry.
Luo Sanpao's attack is really powerful!This attack is all-round damage, not only attacking your physical body, but also attacking your sense of taste.
Fortunately Tang San felt that something was wrong, he covered his clothes between his mouth and nose, but even so he also felt that strong smell, he couldn't help but vomited on the spot, he directly put All the kebabs I just ate spit out.
Tang San finally understood Yu Xiaogang's intention of not letting him move. It turned out that it was not for his safety, but for revenge!This time the revenge was successful, Tang San fainted immediately after vomiting.
Seeing this situation, Oscar in the distance couldn't help but exclaimed: "Master's fart is so powerful, it can smoke the apprentice!"
"Big Brother, are we going to save Little Sanzi?" Xiao Wu asked next to him.
Oscar shook his head and said: "I think Xiao San'er can hold on, Xiao Wu, let's step back a bit! I feel that the master has not finished farting yet!"
After finishing speaking, Oscar and Xiao Wu stepped back for another distance, and Oscar took out some roses from the little black snake, and he sang to Xiao Wu: "You are my rose, you are my flower~ !"
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"It's time for cooking~ Serve my rice bowl, wake up~ The soul of cooking! I really want to..."
"3, 2, 1~ Let's cook! Let's cook!"
Xiao Wu's loud and beautiful voice echoed in Oscar's ears. This was exactly a song that Oscar taught Xiao Wu to sing, because this song was really suitable for Xiao Wu now.
Xiao Wu's chubby little face is covered with oil stains, and she holds a few meat skewers in her left and right hands, which looks particularly edible. The way she sings this song is so cute.
Oscar pampered Xiao Wu's head, handed her a normal bottle of salt soda and said, "Xiao Wu, take a break!"
Xiao Wu's mouth was indeed dry, she quickly put down the meat skewers, and drank a bottle of big salt soda with both hands.
"Gudong~gudong~gudong~wow~" Xiao Wu narrowed her eyes and opened her mouth slightly, enjoying the sauce.
The master took a sip of water bitterly in the distance, and then he also said "wow~", which is what he meant by the so-called hope for plums to quench thirst.
After they ate and drank enough, Oscar and Xiao Wu lay on the double bed, looking at the stars hanging in the sky, they sang the song of meteor shower together lovingly.
But Yu Xiaogang and Tang San, who are single dogs, are very bitter. Compared with Yu Xiaogang and Tang San, the feeling is even more uncomfortable. Fortunately, there is a fat pig and dog Luo Sanpao next to Yu Xiaogang!And there wasn't even a pig next to him, that is, there wasn't even a spider.
At this moment, there was a strange sound in the forest.The sound was rustling, as if someone was changing clothes, and it was also like the sound of wind blowing and rubbing leaves.
"Hey~" Luo Sanpao called out vigilantly.
Following Luo Sanpao's cry, a spider-like soul beast came out. This spider was black in color, but his body was not big, and the main body was less than one meter long!However, those eight long spear-like legs exceeded two meters.
The body of this giant spider has a black carapace, shiny and shiny, and the front ends of its long legs are particularly slender. Every step it takes, it pierces the ground silently, which shows its sharpness.
The spider quickly came in front of Yu Xiaogang, and he immediately raised his front leg to stab Yu Xiaogang.
Yu Xiaogang's eyes lit up, and he quickly rolled to the side, if he couldn't do other things, but he was very good at escaping.Otherwise, he wouldn't take the more rings and more bones, one wave of skills, less rings and less bones, just run away as his motto.
The spider's body rose, allowing people to clearly see its abdomen.There are some white lines on its abdomen, but these lines form a hideous human face.A total of eight small eyes shining with faint purple light are attached to its lower abdomen.
Fortunately, there was a bright light from Oscar lighting the fire, otherwise I really wouldn't be able to see these things.
"It's a 100-year-old man-faced spider, what a pity!~Little San, don't move there!" Yu Xiaogang's voice was a little low, but he didn't show any panic.
This big spider is what Yu Xiaogang called the Man-faced Demon Spider, and it is also the kindest soul beast in Tang San's life. Anyway, there is a Man-faced Demon Spider looking for him to play with if he has nothing to do.
And now the 100-year-old Man-Faced Demon Spider came to play with him, Tang San thought to himself: Fuck~ Have I practiced to the point where my wishes come true?I just thought that there is not even a spider around, and there is a big spider to accompany him.
Obviously this big spider came to him!Because he is sitting by himself!The man-faced spider was walking towards him just now, if Yu Xiaogang hadn't been caught between the two of them, then the man-faced spider would have attacked him.
Thank you, thank you, thank you Xiao Wu, thank you Oscar brother-in-law!
Fortunately, Yu Xiaogang didn't know what he was thinking, otherwise he would definitely become the fourth brother Nicholas again.
The human-faced demon spider is a nightmare for other small soul beasts, because it can spit out an entire spider web, and besides its stickiness, this spider web also has paralyzing poison.
But everything is not absolute, although it is powerful, the master is not afraid of it, one is because the master escapes fast, and the other is because his martial soul Luo Sanpao is the nemesis of the man-faced demon spider.
Luo Sanpao's body originally had a highly poisonous substance, so the toxin of the Man-faced Demon Spider could not cause any harm to Luo Sanpao at all. Besides, Luo Sanpao's body was very bulky, but its body was very It's slippery.
Yu Xiaogang rolled over on the ground, he snorted coldly: "If you were a man-faced spider of more than 400 years, maybe I would still be afraid of you, but you, a man-faced spider who has just broken through a hundred-year-old soul beast, dare to harass me ,F!"
Luo Sanpao let out a low growl, breathing like a howling wind, its already fat belly was expanding at an alarming speed, it looked like a big balloon being blown up.
Yu Xiaogang put one hand behind his back, raised the other hand, and waved his yellow halo around Luo Sanpao's body.
He roared loudly: "Farting like thunder, blasting the sky and cracking the earth."
Under his shout, Luo Sanpao's big blue eyes instantly lit up, and his body like a big balloon flew up, climbing to an astonishing height of five meters. With a quick turn, a thunderous bang erupted instantly.
A mask had been put on Yu Xiaogang's face at some point, and Oscar and Xiao Wu who were not far away had already run away, leaving only Tang San who was motionless with a dazed expression, what the hell is this? Condition?
His eyes watched Luo Sanpao's actions without blinking. Accompanied by the huge roar, he saw a yellow mask suddenly released, covering it like a thunderbolt.
The body of the Man-faced Demon Spider was blown away like a torn sack, and it was thrown ten meters away. The Man-faced Demon Spider let out a mournful cry.
Luo Sanpao's attack is really powerful!This attack is all-round damage, not only attacking your physical body, but also attacking your sense of taste.
Fortunately Tang San felt that something was wrong, he covered his clothes between his mouth and nose, but even so he also felt that strong smell, he couldn't help but vomited on the spot, he directly put All the kebabs I just ate spit out.
Tang San finally understood Yu Xiaogang's intention of not letting him move. It turned out that it was not for his safety, but for revenge!This time the revenge was successful, Tang San fainted immediately after vomiting.
Seeing this situation, Oscar in the distance couldn't help but exclaimed: "Master's fart is so powerful, it can smoke the apprentice!"
"Big Brother, are we going to save Little Sanzi?" Xiao Wu asked next to him.
Oscar shook his head and said: "I think Xiao San'er can hold on, Xiao Wu, let's step back a bit! I feel that the master has not finished farting yet!"
After finishing speaking, Oscar and Xiao Wu stepped back for another distance, and Oscar took out some roses from the little black snake, and he sang to Xiao Wu: "You are my rose, you are my flower~ !"
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(End of this chapter)
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