Shenhao's comfortable life

Chapter 304 Eat poison, eat push, eat gun!Eat an elephant! (seeking subscription)
Such a series of numbers, if it were a person, I'm afraid they would look confused.

But for Xiao Zhu, this question couldn't be simpler.

身高175、体重49Kg、胸围36、腰围25、臋围33
So, Xiao Zhu replied with a message: "Don't try to confuse me, these numbers are..."

Seeing these messages, Mint felt suffocated for a while, and felt like the world was falling apart: My God, the Xiao God I worship is actually this kind of person.

She looked left and right, and said to little Sophie beside her, "Feifei, if you reported your body data to a man, what do you think would be the reason?"

Little Sophie glanced at Mint in surprise, covered her mouth and smiled, "What else could be the reason, show yourself and let him take the initiative."

Mint choked slightly, and said, "Uh, the meaning is similar. I just heard what JY said, and reported my body data to God Xiao."

"Oh?" Little Sophie's eyes lit up, and she asked curiously, "And then?"

Mint said frustratedly: "He said..."

"Ha ha ha ha……"

Hearing Mint repeating Xiao Zhu's words, little Sophie burst out laughing. Her breasts are already big, and as a woman, she would put some things on them, so she created an exaggerated arc, and now she laughs like this Almost like a wave, it instantly attracted the attention of everyone around!
Then, little Sophie patted Ah Jin on the other side, and said the meaning intermittently while smiling.

Ah Jin gave Xiao Zhu a strange look, and said dumbfoundedly: "This is destined to be lonely forever."

Xiao Zhu didn't feel anything, he was used to being chased by women, so he developed an instinctive vigilance, which is why he said such a sentence on purpose.

Of course, thinking about it now, my reaction was exaggerated, and it's no wonder that I let Mint down.

At this time, a voice appeared on the live broadcast: "Players present, please pay attention, the first round of the werewolf killing game is about to begin!"

"Please close your eyes when it's dark!"

Accompanied by the classic lines of werewolf killing, 12 players put on masks one after another.

This is the world of the werewolves at night, and it is also the time for the gods and the people to open their eyes at night. About 5 minutes later, with the sound of "It's dawn", everyone took off their masks one after another.

"Now select the sheriff. Players who want to select the sheriff please raise your hand."

According to the game flow, before the start of the day on the first day, a selection of "police badges" will be carried out. "Police badges" not only represent one more vote.It also means becoming a "sheriff" and can decide the order of speaking!

Then according to the process, other players jumped together.

Xiao Zhu is No. 1, and he chooses to go to the police.

"Randomly choose to speak, please ask player No. 7 to speak first."

No. 7 happened to be Er Ke, she stared at Xiao Zhu for about two seconds, and then said without hesitation: "No. 1 flops and kills..."

The so-called "Flop Checking and Killing" is the standard opening move of the Shenmin card prophet. The general police are prepared for the prophet, because the prophet is one of the few cards among good people who can completely know a person's identity. After getting the police badge, you can send a message to the good people on the field by "flying" the police badge when you die. Therefore, the prophet holding the police badge is also called "police badge stay".

Er Ke then said, "The police badge is reserved, first 12, then 2, that's how it goes."

If Er Ke is a prophet and is hacked by a werewolf in the next night, then if she hands over the police badge to No. 12, it means that No. 12 is an absolutely good person (Jin Shui) and can lead the team.

In Erke's rear position, there were relatively few people who went to the police, so she came to little Sophie soon. She looked at Xiao Zhu with a smile, and said jokingly:

"Shen Xiao, he should be very angry playing werewolf killing, since we have received the killing, let's jump..."

Right at this point, Er Ke suddenly said, "Back the water"

The atmosphere suddenly became awkward. During the speaking time of a certain player, other players were not allowed to speak, unless it was like this now, saying "retreat", the so-called retreat meant quitting the prophet election.Since she is not a prophet, then what she said is naturally not true.

Little Sophie glared at Er Ke fiercely, and said fiercely: "I'll retreat too, pass!"

Little Sophie's lower position is mint. She was stunned for about three seconds before sighing and saying:
"As for my plate, I originally wanted to lie down with God Xiao..."

With just one sentence, the atmosphere at the scene immediately exploded.

The old rascal PDD burst out laughing on the spot: "What? Did I hear you right? Want to lie down with Xiao Shen? Oh, I said girl, other girls also have these thoughts. Don't do this, at least be reserved."

Fatty Tao even laughed out loud: "Oh, lie down~~"

At this time, the judge on the radio said directly: "Please be quiet!"

For an instant, no one spoke.

At this time, Mint's face was already red like something, but the girl's psychological quality was not bad, and she still said at this time: "I originally wanted to lie down and win with Xiao Shen, but I didn't expect that after finding out, Xiao Shen turned out to be A killing card. I am a real prophet. I don't know why Er Ke sent Xiao Shen to kill her, but she can withdraw the water, and I will definitely not, because I am a true prophet... "

As a prophet, the psychological pressure is still very high, because good people don't open their eyes at night, and they can only recognize each other by relying on other people's speeches.

And the card of the prophet is to provide the starting point of all logic.It is the hardest thing to be recognized by good people, because it is too important, so under normal circumstances, there will be werewolves who will rise up and beat the prophets, lie about all kinds of information, and disturb the sight of good people.

So Mint became more and more nervous when she talked, especially when she was talking, she saw other people laughing. People like JY and PDD even sat opposite her, showing old hooligan-style weird smiles.

"...I am really a prophet. I will never retreat. If I retreat, I am willing to take poison (witch poison) and push (vote to exile) and gun (hunter leads people)!"

"Don't talk about eating guns, you can let me eat elephants!"

Accompanied by the words "Eat Elephants" jumped out, the scene burst into laughter.Even the girls smiled for a while. I knew it, but I thought it was because Mint was too nervous. I didn't know it, but I thought it was going on!

Mint's speech finally passed, and Xiao Zhu was below her.

Xiao Zhu is actually a werewolf card, and what's more embarrassing is that he is the card sent by the Wolves to "jump"!He still remembers that when it was "dark", JY gestured to him swearingly, saying: "You jump, you jump, no matter how bad your speech is, we can help you come back. We have four people in the Wolves team. I'm afraid what!"

Generally, after being checked and killed by the prophet, the strength of the fierce jump will be significantly reduced, and it is difficult to confuse the good people to audition, but because JY and other wolf teammates are under the police, there is no way to make up the prophet, Xiao Zhu can only say helplessly : "No. 2 JY Jinshui, the police badge is left: first 11, then 3... I am a prophet, tell me why I want to test 2..."

As a werewolf killing Gao Wan, Xiao Zhu played this game. In fact, the logic of his speech is quite perfect, but this game does not know what is going on. Anyway, it is all kinds of discomfort. When he talks, every wolf teammate He turned his head, not daring to look at him, but those good people were all glaring at him.

Fortunately, Xiao Zhu was in a good state of mind, and under the pressure forcefully, he fully expressed the logic in the language.

Then there was a personal retreat, and only Xiao Zhu and Mint were left to compete for the prophet.

"The speech is over, please start voting for players who are not on the police."

Afterwards, Xiao Zhu saw that the wolf teammates voted decisively for him, but, after all, werewolves are a minority, and in the end, Mint still got the police badge.

Xiao Zhu thought for a while, and found that he had overlooked one point. Mint is a newcomer. From the perspective of other players, he should be nervous when speaking. All these words have been said, how can it not be a prophet!

Xiao Zhu gave a wry smile. Being a werewolf is not good at all. When being checked and killed, or by a recognized prophet on the field, it feels really uncomfortable!
Mint got the police badge and chose to speak from Xiao Zhu's side. Xiao Zhu didn't say much, just waved his hand lazily, and said, "There's nothing to say, it's over."

In fact, he has almost recognized the wolf.

When he arrived at No. 2 JY, he shrank his neck, smiled wretchedly, and said, "Look at you, can you listen to Xiao Shen's speech carefully? You can see what Xiao Shen looks like. Xiao Shen finally played a game, you guys Just don't believe him!"

This wolf teammate of Xiao Zhu said a lot of things, and then said: "Of course, I still believe Miss Mint's words."

Xiao Zhu rolled his eyes at him directly.

After speaking one by one, he went to 09 and said with a smile: "I said everyone, let's make an agreement. Next time we get the prophet, don't test the gods. If you are busy and come to us, you have to give us some games." Experience it."

09 As soon as these words were said, they immediately resonated with many people.

Everyone who was doing it nodded their heads one after another, and the scene became much more relaxed.

But when she reached Erke, she smiled and said, "I don't know anything else, I'm just curious, why does Miss Mint eat elephants?"

The atmosphere suddenly became weird, and everyone knew that Er Ke was Xiao Zhu's favorite girlfriend.

In the back, Ah Jin and little Sophie scrambled to talk about this issue. These two women, because they have been playing "killing games" with Er Ke, have a very good relationship now.Now it is natural to "fight the injustice" for Er Ke.

Finally came to Mint to speak, and she couldn't wait to say: "Hey, I'm surprised, don't prophets often say this sentence? Is there anything wrong with retreating water, eating poison, pushing and shooting guns? I just think it's nothing Creativity, I have watched it many times in the teaching video, so after thinking about it, I said eating an elephant, what's the point?"

The speech is over, mint is a true prophet after all, Xiao Zhu's first werewolf killing game trip, in the first game, he was voted out by the good people.

Of course, those who are eliminated during the day in the game all have "last words".

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Thanks to the book friend 20171209104630399 for the reward.

(End of this chapter)