Tiandao betting shop
Chapter 96
Chapter 96
"father!!!"
"No... Father, the child is wrong, can't you be wrong!"
Zhou Zhouhu looked at the big bucket of feces in front of him, his face turned green.
He scratched his head and couldn't figure out why "Xiang" was equated with "Shit"!
Regarding this point, He Yu's explanation is "You can ask netizens, I don't know either."
"But didn't you say that animals also eat, what kind of animal..."
"The dirt dog of the street."
Tuesday Tiger knew he had been duped, but what else could he do, he could only desperately beg for mercy.
What is dignity? If you lose it, you lose it. It's better than eating shit!
He Yu felt that he was still very soft-hearted. Seeing that Tuesday Tiger kept calling him Dad, he was a little embarrassed to do it.
So, He Yu said to the person next to him: "Sanjiang, I will trouble you to do it for me!"
When Li Sanjiang heard the words, he immediately became displeased and said: "Boss, what do you think of me, Li Sanjiang? Although I'm not a famous and upright burglar, I have always acted upright..."
"Today is free." He Yu rolled his eyes.
"Okay!" Li Sanjiang immediately held Zhou Zhouhu with one hand, and shouted at the same time: "Ada, Ah Er, Ah San, you three idiots, don't let him eat it, come and help!"
Seeing the master and apprentice carrying a bucket and shouting "Help" to the back alley on Tuesday, other people in the store could not help but mourn for a while.
The boss is too good at digging holes...
In the future, you can't fight against him even if you kill him!
"Oh, I am kind, and these things are too embarrassing for my boss..." He Yu sighed, and when he looked up, he found that the surroundings became very deserted, "Hey, don't go, my boss is sincere." !"
……
In the verdant bamboo forest of Green Bamboo Dao Palace, there is a small piece of pitch-black bamboo sea.
This place is the Black Bamboo Forest that everyone in the Green Bamboo Dao Palace is talking about.
Some people say that there used to be a strong fight here, which wiped out all vitality, and some people said that there was once an extraterrestrial demon imprisoned here, which caused the bamboo forest to change. The even more evil theory is that there was a pair of masters and apprentices from the Taoist Palace because of an indecent relationship. Lian, who died here after being discovered by the world, the soaring resentment dyed the bamboo forest here black.
In short, no matter what the reasons are, the vitality of the heavens and the earth in this black bamboo forest is indeed chaotic, and the five elements are out of balance.
Therefore, this black bamboo forest is usually used as a place of punishment in Taoist palaces, and only some disciples who have committed mistakes will be locked here to face the wall and think about their mistakes.
As the sun was setting, Huang Tao walked over at a steady pace outside the bamboo forest.
His mood is very happy.
After suppressing Tao Siyuan's thorns with the help of the dean, he could feel that the other disciples of the Renziyuan were in awe of him even more.
Now Huang Tao's daily pleasure is to come to this black bamboo forest when he has nothing to do, to see how Tao Siyuan and others are suffering.
Walking to the depths, you can see a slightly flat open space, on which several futons are made of black bamboo, for the disciples who violated the school rules to meditate and think about their mistakes.
When Huang Tao approached, he immediately saw Tao Siyuan, Fang Miaoling and others sitting on the futon.
It's just that after a few days of work, Tao Siyuan and the others were all pale, with disheveled hair and dull eyes, looking extremely sluggish.
A place without the energy of heaven and earth to absorb is like a fish out of water for monks, and the torture involved can be imagined.
"Several beloved disciples, my mentor came to visit you again, oh, and I even brought you meals I cooked with my own hands. Seeing you in such pain, this mentor is also very sorry. Come on, you must eat more... ..." Huang Tao said pretending to regret, and put the food box in his hand on the ground.
When the food box was opened, apart from some turbid white water, there were a few moldy steamed buns, the tops of which were already turning gray, which was disgusting to look at.
Tao Siyuan stretched out his leg with difficulty, kicked the food box over, and said angrily: "Huang Tao, you are so despicable, are you worthy of teaching people's children?"
Seeing that Tao Siyuan still called him by his first name, Huang Tao couldn't help but suppress the smile on his face, revealing a gloomy look.
"Why, until now, are you still unrepentant?" Huang Tao looked one by one, but saw that everyone turned their heads away, and no one gave in. He couldn't help but sneered and said, "Okay, it's very good, since If you are so obsessed with obsession, then just stay here forever, I want to see how long you can be tough!"
"Tsk tsk, without the support of Yuanli, even if your body is made of iron, you will definitely not be able to survive. If you don't eat these steamed buns now, you just wait to eat dirt, hahaha..."
Huang Tao laughed wildly and turned to leave.
When Huang Tao's figure gradually disappeared, everyone who had lowered their heads raised their heads. Tao Siyuan winked at Lin Ren. Lin Ren understood, stood up and took a look, and then turned around and said, "I've already left!"
When everyone heard this, they all relaxed.
And their complexions all returned to rosy at a speed visible to the naked eye. Apart from being a little messy, the sluggish look just now completely dissipated!
"Hey, every time this old bastard comes, I have to hold my breath and play with him for a while, so fucking tired!" Xu Wujiang complained.
Fang Miaoling took the big bowl filled with white water, escaped from her hands, cleverly separated the stolen goods, then took bamboo tubes and distributed them to everyone one by one, and said with a smile: "But this time it was a blessing in disguise, I didn't expect this The 'red scarf' is so powerful that it can absorb and purify even the violent vitality of the black bamboo forest..."
"Yes, this black bamboo forest has been accumulated for countless years, and the vitality is far stronger than the outside world, and the speed of cultivation is not only faster!" Zhou Hao also said very satisfied.
"I didn't hear the boss once said that the red scarf is dyed red by the blood of countless senior monks. How can the evil spirit of this black bamboo forest be suppressed?" Tao Siyuan was disdainful at first, and then changed his voice and sighed, "It's a pity that Staying here is almost fading out of my mouth, I want to drink dark beer..."
"Me too……"
"+1!"
When it came to dark beer, everyone was a little silent, because they remembered the time in the small shop, and they didn't know if they hadn't been there for a few days, and there was something new happening in the shop... It's so uncomfortable!
"Forget it, everyone, why is this so?" Tao Siyuan soon cheered up, "Even if we have not surrendered, can Huang Tao still imprison us for the rest of our lives?"
"Don't forget, the annual festival exam is about to begin!"
Everyone was refreshed when they heard the words, yes, the Dao Palace's annual exam is coming.
This is not only an opportunity for them to get out of trouble, but also an opportunity for them to prove themselves to the dean and the entire Taoist palace!
We are definitely not the so-called scum that Huang Tao said!
……
At the same time, on the top floor of Wanghai Building, Jin Mao, who was sitting by the window, was frowning.
"So, the people from Yinshamen not only returned without success, but also became customers of that store, lingering in it all day long?" he asked.
On Tuesday, Hu Wenyan was about to speak, but Jin Mao's face changed, and he, who is always gentle, swears directly: "You are not allowed to fucking speak, and write with a pen!"
Tuesday Tiger is somewhat resentful, is it so smelly, I have rinsed my mouth more than [-] times...
Seeing that Tuesday Tiger closed his mouth, Jin Mao breathed a sigh of relief. Just now Tuesday Tiger came in and said the first word, and the extremely sour taste made Jin Mao's eyes go dark.
Before he could stop him, Tuesday Tiger finished his sentence, and then Jin Mao vomited all over the floor...
Jin Mao took another sip of dark beer to suppress his shock, and after Tuesday Tiger wrote down what he had seen and heard with a pen and paper, he read it again, pondered for a long time before he said: "Hmph, it seems that ordinary methods can no longer deal with this mysterious family. It’s a small shop, and the shopkeeper has a new trick, but it seems that he has to borrow some strength from the eldest lady.”
After thinking about it, Jin Mao got up and walked to the railing, looked at the dark sky and murmured: "The New Year is approaching, the sun is dissipating day by day, and the solar terms are turning around, like a blessing or a blessing, hey, the wind and rain are coming ..."
Recommend this friend's book, the name is "I Open a Black Shop in Another World". The strength of my store is that it supports installment payment!
In addition, that handsome man, what about you, why are you looking at me through the screen, don’t doubt, besides me, it’s you, and this beauty, I have a chromosome that I have treasured for 18 years and I want to give it away... Bah , Crooked, I just want to ask, did you vote today?
(End of this chapter)
"father!!!"
"No... Father, the child is wrong, can't you be wrong!"
Zhou Zhouhu looked at the big bucket of feces in front of him, his face turned green.
He scratched his head and couldn't figure out why "Xiang" was equated with "Shit"!
Regarding this point, He Yu's explanation is "You can ask netizens, I don't know either."
"But didn't you say that animals also eat, what kind of animal..."
"The dirt dog of the street."
Tuesday Tiger knew he had been duped, but what else could he do, he could only desperately beg for mercy.
What is dignity? If you lose it, you lose it. It's better than eating shit!
He Yu felt that he was still very soft-hearted. Seeing that Tuesday Tiger kept calling him Dad, he was a little embarrassed to do it.
So, He Yu said to the person next to him: "Sanjiang, I will trouble you to do it for me!"
When Li Sanjiang heard the words, he immediately became displeased and said: "Boss, what do you think of me, Li Sanjiang? Although I'm not a famous and upright burglar, I have always acted upright..."
"Today is free." He Yu rolled his eyes.
"Okay!" Li Sanjiang immediately held Zhou Zhouhu with one hand, and shouted at the same time: "Ada, Ah Er, Ah San, you three idiots, don't let him eat it, come and help!"
Seeing the master and apprentice carrying a bucket and shouting "Help" to the back alley on Tuesday, other people in the store could not help but mourn for a while.
The boss is too good at digging holes...
In the future, you can't fight against him even if you kill him!
"Oh, I am kind, and these things are too embarrassing for my boss..." He Yu sighed, and when he looked up, he found that the surroundings became very deserted, "Hey, don't go, my boss is sincere." !"
……
In the verdant bamboo forest of Green Bamboo Dao Palace, there is a small piece of pitch-black bamboo sea.
This place is the Black Bamboo Forest that everyone in the Green Bamboo Dao Palace is talking about.
Some people say that there used to be a strong fight here, which wiped out all vitality, and some people said that there was once an extraterrestrial demon imprisoned here, which caused the bamboo forest to change. The even more evil theory is that there was a pair of masters and apprentices from the Taoist Palace because of an indecent relationship. Lian, who died here after being discovered by the world, the soaring resentment dyed the bamboo forest here black.
In short, no matter what the reasons are, the vitality of the heavens and the earth in this black bamboo forest is indeed chaotic, and the five elements are out of balance.
Therefore, this black bamboo forest is usually used as a place of punishment in Taoist palaces, and only some disciples who have committed mistakes will be locked here to face the wall and think about their mistakes.
As the sun was setting, Huang Tao walked over at a steady pace outside the bamboo forest.
His mood is very happy.
After suppressing Tao Siyuan's thorns with the help of the dean, he could feel that the other disciples of the Renziyuan were in awe of him even more.
Now Huang Tao's daily pleasure is to come to this black bamboo forest when he has nothing to do, to see how Tao Siyuan and others are suffering.
Walking to the depths, you can see a slightly flat open space, on which several futons are made of black bamboo, for the disciples who violated the school rules to meditate and think about their mistakes.
When Huang Tao approached, he immediately saw Tao Siyuan, Fang Miaoling and others sitting on the futon.
It's just that after a few days of work, Tao Siyuan and the others were all pale, with disheveled hair and dull eyes, looking extremely sluggish.
A place without the energy of heaven and earth to absorb is like a fish out of water for monks, and the torture involved can be imagined.
"Several beloved disciples, my mentor came to visit you again, oh, and I even brought you meals I cooked with my own hands. Seeing you in such pain, this mentor is also very sorry. Come on, you must eat more... ..." Huang Tao said pretending to regret, and put the food box in his hand on the ground.
When the food box was opened, apart from some turbid white water, there were a few moldy steamed buns, the tops of which were already turning gray, which was disgusting to look at.
Tao Siyuan stretched out his leg with difficulty, kicked the food box over, and said angrily: "Huang Tao, you are so despicable, are you worthy of teaching people's children?"
Seeing that Tao Siyuan still called him by his first name, Huang Tao couldn't help but suppress the smile on his face, revealing a gloomy look.
"Why, until now, are you still unrepentant?" Huang Tao looked one by one, but saw that everyone turned their heads away, and no one gave in. He couldn't help but sneered and said, "Okay, it's very good, since If you are so obsessed with obsession, then just stay here forever, I want to see how long you can be tough!"
"Tsk tsk, without the support of Yuanli, even if your body is made of iron, you will definitely not be able to survive. If you don't eat these steamed buns now, you just wait to eat dirt, hahaha..."
Huang Tao laughed wildly and turned to leave.
When Huang Tao's figure gradually disappeared, everyone who had lowered their heads raised their heads. Tao Siyuan winked at Lin Ren. Lin Ren understood, stood up and took a look, and then turned around and said, "I've already left!"
When everyone heard this, they all relaxed.
And their complexions all returned to rosy at a speed visible to the naked eye. Apart from being a little messy, the sluggish look just now completely dissipated!
"Hey, every time this old bastard comes, I have to hold my breath and play with him for a while, so fucking tired!" Xu Wujiang complained.
Fang Miaoling took the big bowl filled with white water, escaped from her hands, cleverly separated the stolen goods, then took bamboo tubes and distributed them to everyone one by one, and said with a smile: "But this time it was a blessing in disguise, I didn't expect this The 'red scarf' is so powerful that it can absorb and purify even the violent vitality of the black bamboo forest..."
"Yes, this black bamboo forest has been accumulated for countless years, and the vitality is far stronger than the outside world, and the speed of cultivation is not only faster!" Zhou Hao also said very satisfied.
"I didn't hear the boss once said that the red scarf is dyed red by the blood of countless senior monks. How can the evil spirit of this black bamboo forest be suppressed?" Tao Siyuan was disdainful at first, and then changed his voice and sighed, "It's a pity that Staying here is almost fading out of my mouth, I want to drink dark beer..."
"Me too……"
"+1!"
When it came to dark beer, everyone was a little silent, because they remembered the time in the small shop, and they didn't know if they hadn't been there for a few days, and there was something new happening in the shop... It's so uncomfortable!
"Forget it, everyone, why is this so?" Tao Siyuan soon cheered up, "Even if we have not surrendered, can Huang Tao still imprison us for the rest of our lives?"
"Don't forget, the annual festival exam is about to begin!"
Everyone was refreshed when they heard the words, yes, the Dao Palace's annual exam is coming.
This is not only an opportunity for them to get out of trouble, but also an opportunity for them to prove themselves to the dean and the entire Taoist palace!
We are definitely not the so-called scum that Huang Tao said!
……
At the same time, on the top floor of Wanghai Building, Jin Mao, who was sitting by the window, was frowning.
"So, the people from Yinshamen not only returned without success, but also became customers of that store, lingering in it all day long?" he asked.
On Tuesday, Hu Wenyan was about to speak, but Jin Mao's face changed, and he, who is always gentle, swears directly: "You are not allowed to fucking speak, and write with a pen!"
Tuesday Tiger is somewhat resentful, is it so smelly, I have rinsed my mouth more than [-] times...
Seeing that Tuesday Tiger closed his mouth, Jin Mao breathed a sigh of relief. Just now Tuesday Tiger came in and said the first word, and the extremely sour taste made Jin Mao's eyes go dark.
Before he could stop him, Tuesday Tiger finished his sentence, and then Jin Mao vomited all over the floor...
Jin Mao took another sip of dark beer to suppress his shock, and after Tuesday Tiger wrote down what he had seen and heard with a pen and paper, he read it again, pondered for a long time before he said: "Hmph, it seems that ordinary methods can no longer deal with this mysterious family. It’s a small shop, and the shopkeeper has a new trick, but it seems that he has to borrow some strength from the eldest lady.”
After thinking about it, Jin Mao got up and walked to the railing, looked at the dark sky and murmured: "The New Year is approaching, the sun is dissipating day by day, and the solar terms are turning around, like a blessing or a blessing, hey, the wind and rain are coming ..."
Recommend this friend's book, the name is "I Open a Black Shop in Another World". The strength of my store is that it supports installment payment!
In addition, that handsome man, what about you, why are you looking at me through the screen, don’t doubt, besides me, it’s you, and this beauty, I have a chromosome that I have treasured for 18 years and I want to give it away... Bah , Crooked, I just want to ask, did you vote today?
(End of this chapter)
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