Tiandao betting shop
Chapter 85 You have x on your head
Chapter 85 You have x on your head
As soon as the door opened, Ji Wuming and Ji Wubing who were sweating profusely rushed in.
"Boss, are you not married yet?" Ji Wuming asked seriously.
"Uh...no." He Yu was taken aback.
"Then there are relatives who need support?" Ji Wubing also asked.
"This...not at all!" He Yu scratched his head. He vaguely remembered that his dead parents might have some distant relatives, but they hadn't seen each other for a long time, and they didn't live in Chihuo City. Of course, this is not important, why? Yu just asked suspiciously: "Why do you ask these things?"
"Boss, don't ask so many questions, time is running out, here, I have prepared some necessities for you to run away, take them and run away!" Ji Wuming sighed, and put a package in He Yu hand.
"This is the map of the Red Fire Territory treasured by this elder, and there are some maps of the Red Bright Realm on it... I can only help you so far!" Ji Wubing also took out a piece of sheepskin blueprint from his bosom, and stuffed it into the He Yu's hand.
Then He Yu, who was full of confusion, was pushed and pushed towards the door by two people.
"It's getting late, let's get on the road!"
"Don't look back after leaving the city, boss, don't worry, we will take care of this store for you..."
Upon hearing these words, He Yu, who had already left the store, finally came back to his senses. He stopped dumbfounded, returned the package and the map to the two of them, went behind the counter and opened a bottle of dark beer, and then Asked: "Tell me, what's the matter, it can't be that your elder brother is going to make trouble again?"
Seeing that He Yu didn't take it seriously, Ji Wuming couldn't help but said anxiously: "This time it's not as simple as my elder brother, but my ancestors from 800 years ago!"
He Yu was choked when he heard the words, he coughed twice, and said in surprise: "Damn it, your ancestors crawled out of the grave just to kill me? What a hatred!"
"It's not considered as the ancestor's deity... Damn, boss, don't patronize drinking by yourself, give us two brothers a bottle each!"
After a few minutes.
"Well, so... Gudong... Your ancestor is now a stone?" He Yu asked lazily after listening for a while.
"Gudong... You can't say that, the real ancestor has passed away long ago, and the stone carving is just a trace of the ancestor's remnant soul... But even so, Boss He, you should run away...Gudong..." Ji Wuming explained.
"That's right!" Ji Wubing and He Yu touched the bottle, and then said: "Even if there is a trace of a remnant soul, but with the blessing of a powerful sword, it is... hiccup... irresistible. It has nothing to do with cultivation. Instead, it has risen to the height of... hiccup... Dao..."
"Third brother, can you swallow the wine before talking?" Ji Wuming complained dissatisfiedly, and then said to He Yu: "Hi...uh, anyway, unless your swordsmanship can suppress the ancestors, but this is Impossible... hiccup!"
"Oh, yes, I got it!" He Yu, who had probably figured it out, nodded, and put the dark beer on the counter, "Let me go, my boss is going to clean up!"
Seeing that He Yu was still full of "ignorance", Ji Wuming chased after him and said eagerly: "Boss, this matter is really serious, you must not take it lightly... Eh, why is your broom spinning by itself? "
"It's called a vacuum cleaner!" He Yu rolled his eyes and said perfunctorily, "Well, I attach great importance to it... move your feet!"
"Boss, stop pretending. I can see that you don't care about it at all. Our two brothers came here overnight... Hey, what is this spiritual weapon that can spray water mist? It smells so good!"
"It's called an air freshener. The boss made it himself. It tastes like jasmine. There's also a rose, but it's useless if it's too coquettish... How about it? Would you like a bottle?"
"Okay, okay, it happens that the third child has athlete's foot, so let's clean up his room, is it expensive?"
"My boss is very capricious today and doesn't charge money!"
"That's really great, third child, thank you boss soon..."
Ji Wubing, who was silently drawing prizes next to him, turned dark. Seeing that the topic was getting more and more outrageous, he finally couldn't bear it anymore and interjected: "Second brother, have you forgotten what we are here for?"
Only then did Ji Wuming come to his senses, and said sadly: "Boss, really, you'd better run quickly, the stone statue of the ancestor should have almost fully awakened by time, maybe... already on the way!"
call!
Under the blue sky and broad daylight, a cold wind suddenly blew in front of the shop.
Ji Wuming and Ji Wubing's expressions changed drastically at the same time, and they looked at the saber at their waists, only to see that the sword was trembling crazily, as if trying to break free from its sheath!
"coming!"
"Boss, if you don't leave, it will be too late!"
The two exclaimed at the same time.
"Hmph, it's too late!" A familiar sneer sounded, and Ji Wuxin, with her arms outstretched, descended from the sky from the opposite roof with extraordinary momentum.
Ok?
Ji Wuming and Ji Wubing were stunned. Isn't Ji Wuxin still injured? What's the matter with such an elegant figure?
boom!
The next second, the two looked at Ji Wuxin who was lying on the ground and couldn't help but twitch the corners of their mouths. Damn, they were trying to be brave!
"Great Elder!" The gray-clothed assassins from Yinshamen who followed hurriedly jumped off the roof and helped Ji Wuxin up.
"You...why don't you dance with Elder Ben?" Ji Wuxin, who was ashamed, scolded angrily.
All the men in gray were silent, but they were slandering in their hearts, you didn't even greet us!
Ji Wuxin patted the ashes, vaguely feeling that there was a strange smell coming from somewhere, but he didn't care, he just sneered at He Yu who was looking curiously at this side: "Young man, my two incompetent brothers are already like you." You tipped off the news, but you didn’t run away, you really have some guts!”
"you……"
"What are you, don't think about repeating the old tricks to this elder!" As soon as He Yu spoke, Ji Wuxin interrupted him vigilantly.
"I……"
"What about me, hehe, do you think I will still be fooled?"
"But……"
"No, but Elder Ben won't listen!"
Looking at the resolute Ji Wuxin, He Yu was speechless. He touched his nose, but in the end he couldn't help it, and could only say very briefly: "You have shit on your head."
Ok?
Everyone was stunned for a moment, and then their faces suddenly changed. Qiqi looked at the top of Ji Wuxin's head. Sure enough, there was a lump of sticky stuff in the hair next to the bandage.
As soon as he smelled it against the wind, a strong stench suddenly wafted over.
Damn, it's still so fresh? !
Swish!
Everyone retreated in an instant, leaving only Ji Wuxin alone in the wind.
Ji Wuxin's face turned blue and purple for a while, he held his breath, raised his hand tremblingly to grab the hair, but failed to do so after several attempts, so he looked at Ji Wuxin who was holding his nose , said with a dry smile: "Second brother, you..."
"Don't even think about it!" Ji Wuming's face changed, and he shook his head frantically.
"The third child..." Ji Wuxin asked for help again and walked towards Ji Wubing.
"Brothers are not allowed!" Ji Wubing disappeared instantly.
"..." The helpless Ji Wuxin wandered around on the spot for a few times, and suddenly found a hidden ditch in the corner of the wall next to her. She was overjoyed and rushed over, putting her head in the ditch.
"Hey—" He Yugang wanted to stop him, but it was too late, so he could only sigh.
Brother, that's a stinking ditch!
Two seconds later, an earth-shattering, heart-piercing cry of grief came from the ditch.
"Do not!!!"
(End of this chapter)
As soon as the door opened, Ji Wuming and Ji Wubing who were sweating profusely rushed in.
"Boss, are you not married yet?" Ji Wuming asked seriously.
"Uh...no." He Yu was taken aback.
"Then there are relatives who need support?" Ji Wubing also asked.
"This...not at all!" He Yu scratched his head. He vaguely remembered that his dead parents might have some distant relatives, but they hadn't seen each other for a long time, and they didn't live in Chihuo City. Of course, this is not important, why? Yu just asked suspiciously: "Why do you ask these things?"
"Boss, don't ask so many questions, time is running out, here, I have prepared some necessities for you to run away, take them and run away!" Ji Wuming sighed, and put a package in He Yu hand.
"This is the map of the Red Fire Territory treasured by this elder, and there are some maps of the Red Bright Realm on it... I can only help you so far!" Ji Wubing also took out a piece of sheepskin blueprint from his bosom, and stuffed it into the He Yu's hand.
Then He Yu, who was full of confusion, was pushed and pushed towards the door by two people.
"It's getting late, let's get on the road!"
"Don't look back after leaving the city, boss, don't worry, we will take care of this store for you..."
Upon hearing these words, He Yu, who had already left the store, finally came back to his senses. He stopped dumbfounded, returned the package and the map to the two of them, went behind the counter and opened a bottle of dark beer, and then Asked: "Tell me, what's the matter, it can't be that your elder brother is going to make trouble again?"
Seeing that He Yu didn't take it seriously, Ji Wuming couldn't help but said anxiously: "This time it's not as simple as my elder brother, but my ancestors from 800 years ago!"
He Yu was choked when he heard the words, he coughed twice, and said in surprise: "Damn it, your ancestors crawled out of the grave just to kill me? What a hatred!"
"It's not considered as the ancestor's deity... Damn, boss, don't patronize drinking by yourself, give us two brothers a bottle each!"
After a few minutes.
"Well, so... Gudong... Your ancestor is now a stone?" He Yu asked lazily after listening for a while.
"Gudong... You can't say that, the real ancestor has passed away long ago, and the stone carving is just a trace of the ancestor's remnant soul... But even so, Boss He, you should run away...Gudong..." Ji Wuming explained.
"That's right!" Ji Wubing and He Yu touched the bottle, and then said: "Even if there is a trace of a remnant soul, but with the blessing of a powerful sword, it is... hiccup... irresistible. It has nothing to do with cultivation. Instead, it has risen to the height of... hiccup... Dao..."
"Third brother, can you swallow the wine before talking?" Ji Wuming complained dissatisfiedly, and then said to He Yu: "Hi...uh, anyway, unless your swordsmanship can suppress the ancestors, but this is Impossible... hiccup!"
"Oh, yes, I got it!" He Yu, who had probably figured it out, nodded, and put the dark beer on the counter, "Let me go, my boss is going to clean up!"
Seeing that He Yu was still full of "ignorance", Ji Wuming chased after him and said eagerly: "Boss, this matter is really serious, you must not take it lightly... Eh, why is your broom spinning by itself? "
"It's called a vacuum cleaner!" He Yu rolled his eyes and said perfunctorily, "Well, I attach great importance to it... move your feet!"
"Boss, stop pretending. I can see that you don't care about it at all. Our two brothers came here overnight... Hey, what is this spiritual weapon that can spray water mist? It smells so good!"
"It's called an air freshener. The boss made it himself. It tastes like jasmine. There's also a rose, but it's useless if it's too coquettish... How about it? Would you like a bottle?"
"Okay, okay, it happens that the third child has athlete's foot, so let's clean up his room, is it expensive?"
"My boss is very capricious today and doesn't charge money!"
"That's really great, third child, thank you boss soon..."
Ji Wubing, who was silently drawing prizes next to him, turned dark. Seeing that the topic was getting more and more outrageous, he finally couldn't bear it anymore and interjected: "Second brother, have you forgotten what we are here for?"
Only then did Ji Wuming come to his senses, and said sadly: "Boss, really, you'd better run quickly, the stone statue of the ancestor should have almost fully awakened by time, maybe... already on the way!"
call!
Under the blue sky and broad daylight, a cold wind suddenly blew in front of the shop.
Ji Wuming and Ji Wubing's expressions changed drastically at the same time, and they looked at the saber at their waists, only to see that the sword was trembling crazily, as if trying to break free from its sheath!
"coming!"
"Boss, if you don't leave, it will be too late!"
The two exclaimed at the same time.
"Hmph, it's too late!" A familiar sneer sounded, and Ji Wuxin, with her arms outstretched, descended from the sky from the opposite roof with extraordinary momentum.
Ok?
Ji Wuming and Ji Wubing were stunned. Isn't Ji Wuxin still injured? What's the matter with such an elegant figure?
boom!
The next second, the two looked at Ji Wuxin who was lying on the ground and couldn't help but twitch the corners of their mouths. Damn, they were trying to be brave!
"Great Elder!" The gray-clothed assassins from Yinshamen who followed hurriedly jumped off the roof and helped Ji Wuxin up.
"You...why don't you dance with Elder Ben?" Ji Wuxin, who was ashamed, scolded angrily.
All the men in gray were silent, but they were slandering in their hearts, you didn't even greet us!
Ji Wuxin patted the ashes, vaguely feeling that there was a strange smell coming from somewhere, but he didn't care, he just sneered at He Yu who was looking curiously at this side: "Young man, my two incompetent brothers are already like you." You tipped off the news, but you didn’t run away, you really have some guts!”
"you……"
"What are you, don't think about repeating the old tricks to this elder!" As soon as He Yu spoke, Ji Wuxin interrupted him vigilantly.
"I……"
"What about me, hehe, do you think I will still be fooled?"
"But……"
"No, but Elder Ben won't listen!"
Looking at the resolute Ji Wuxin, He Yu was speechless. He touched his nose, but in the end he couldn't help it, and could only say very briefly: "You have shit on your head."
Ok?
Everyone was stunned for a moment, and then their faces suddenly changed. Qiqi looked at the top of Ji Wuxin's head. Sure enough, there was a lump of sticky stuff in the hair next to the bandage.
As soon as he smelled it against the wind, a strong stench suddenly wafted over.
Damn, it's still so fresh? !
Swish!
Everyone retreated in an instant, leaving only Ji Wuxin alone in the wind.
Ji Wuxin's face turned blue and purple for a while, he held his breath, raised his hand tremblingly to grab the hair, but failed to do so after several attempts, so he looked at Ji Wuxin who was holding his nose , said with a dry smile: "Second brother, you..."
"Don't even think about it!" Ji Wuming's face changed, and he shook his head frantically.
"The third child..." Ji Wuxin asked for help again and walked towards Ji Wubing.
"Brothers are not allowed!" Ji Wubing disappeared instantly.
"..." The helpless Ji Wuxin wandered around on the spot for a few times, and suddenly found a hidden ditch in the corner of the wall next to her. She was overjoyed and rushed over, putting her head in the ditch.
"Hey—" He Yugang wanted to stop him, but it was too late, so he could only sigh.
Brother, that's a stinking ditch!
Two seconds later, an earth-shattering, heart-piercing cry of grief came from the ditch.
"Do not!!!"
(End of this chapter)
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