Tiandao betting shop

Chapter 431 Rare Words

"Hahaha, it's okay if it's mathematics, chemistry or physics, but you actually want to embarrass us with a poem?" Lin Nantian laughed loudly, "Boss He, prepare to bleed!"

"We have learned poetry since we were young, who can't sing a few lines?" The other people who took the opportunity to come over were also smiling and laughing.

"Boss He, I want to drink 'Louis XIII'!" Zhao Heilong shouted directly.

"Hehe." He Yu just sneered, "Whatever you want to drink, as long as you can read this poem without stuttering, my boss will help you all, and there is no limit to the supply!"

Hearing that He Yu was so rampant, everyone was overjoyed, thinking that He Yu must have lost his mind and went crazy, or he was looking for a step down.

This must fulfill him!

At this moment, the poetry on the screen finally fully revealed the whole picture.

Lin Nantian who couldn't wait was the first to squeeze forward, opened his mouth and was about to read out loud, but after only one breath, he was dumbfounded, what the hell is this, why can't he even know the first word?
"Uh, uh..."

Not only Lin Nantian, but all the salted fish behind him were stunned, no one could make a sound, they all said "uh" for a long time without saying anything.

Originally, Zhao Heilong was pretending to be coercive with his hands behind his back, but when he saw the crowd faltering there, he couldn't stand it anymore, and shouted, "Get out of the way, a group of illiterates, can't even read a poem?"

"Damn, old Zhao, it's as if you can go up, or you can come over and try!" All the salted fish who were hit suddenly refused to accept it.

"Who says I can't do it, all of them get out of the way!" Zhao Heilong squeezed to the front, opened his mouth and read, "Isn't this what... Uh, what's the matter of being independent and independent!"

"Cut!" Unsurprisingly, everyone raised their middle fingers at Zhao Heilong who was still confident!
Everyone knows the few words that Zhao Heilong said, but there is almost nothing else... Although this poem is not too long, it still has fifty or sixty words.

"Boss, you're making things difficult on purpose!" Lin Nantian shouted at He Yu immediately after being stunned.

"Didn't you tell me to use a more tactful way?" He Yu sneered.

"...But you are too tactful!" Lin Nantian suffocated, then muttered.

"The boss must be messing around. There are so many weird words, how can this be poetry?" Someone said dissatisfied.

Lin Nantian's eyes lit up immediately, "Yes, boss, you are cheating, how could this be poetry?"

A word awakened everyone, and immediately everyone clamored dissatisfied.

"Yes, maybe you can't read it yourself, boss!"

"It's not maybe, it's definitely!"

"I bet fifty cents that Boss He himself doesn't know what the hell these words are, maybe he just scribbled them..."

"That's right, Boss He, how can you convince us that you are so dishonest?"

Seeing that everyone was clamoring, He Yu said calmly, "If my boss tells you that I can not only read, but also sing?"

"Blow it, you just..." Everyone had a look of disbelief.

"Listen up!" He Yu took out his mobile phone to find an accompaniment, and opened his mouth, "Standing alone, working together, walking alone, enlightened, continuous, regarded as the standard, dragons walking, corners, elegant Ting Niao Na, tears torrential, chattering endlessly, indifferent..."

"..."

Everyone was silent for a moment.

"This song is quite nice..." Wan'er tilted her head and said intoxicatedly.

When she realized that everyone was glaring at her, she quickly stuck out her tongue and hid.

"Are you convinced?" He Yu sneered, "Do you want to find an old scholar to verify one or two?"

Everyone had a resentful expression, but no one answered.

In fact, based on their understanding of He Yu, they had already vaguely guessed that this might be true. After all, the experience of being slapped mercilessly by He Yu countless times in the past was there. The yelling just now was just a dying struggle. .

For a while, everyone was a little bit downhearted, well, it seems that they can only continue to be forced to make a bad face.

At this moment, the glass door opened, and Jiudai Chihuo, who hadn't shown up for a long time and was busy going back to deal with business recently, hurried in. When he saw that everyone was gathered in front of the counter, he couldn't help being startled, and then smiled, "Yo, Why is it so lively today, could it be that there is something new in the store?"

"New way of bullshit, city lord, you can be regarded as Boss He's landlord anyway, you should take care of him!"

"Yeah, we're all dying of thirst!"

Everyone lamented.

Jiudai Chihuo was stunned for a moment, and then came over suspiciously, "What's going on, Boss He, why did you bully them... Boss He?"

Seeing that He Yu seemed to be distracted, Jiudai Chihuo yelled again.

On the other hand, the speaker was unintentional and the listener was interested, but He Yu had a flash of inspiration after Jiudai Chihuo yelled the phrase "new tricks".

Damn, this boss is really getting more and more dull. Isn't it easy to squeeze this group of salted fish?
He Yu came back to his senses when he heard Jiudai Chihuo's shout. Amidst the hellish expressions of the crowd, He Yu actually smiled, "It's nothing, don't listen to their nonsense, why, the old rules ?"

"Old rules!" Jiudai Chihuo nodded subconsciously, although he was a little confused.

Then all the salted fish widened their eyes, and He Yu actually took the initiative to hand over a can of coke and a plate of stinky tofu to Jiudai Chihuo, smiling brightly.

"Boss, you're really going too far..." Everyone thought that He Yu was trying to anger them on purpose, but when the crowd was furious, He Yu rolled his eyes, "If you want it, hurry up and line up!"

"what?"

Everyone was caught off guard by He Yu's sudden change, but under the temptation of Coke, they still hurriedly lined up.

When the cans of Coke were actually distributed to them, everyone felt an unreal sense of trance, and many people even planned to try poisoning first, for fear that He Yu would do something in it.

He Yu didn't bother to pay attention to the people who were looking for Erhei to use him as a guinea pig in surprise. He called Tao Zhuoyao to come over and look at the counter, and then ran upstairs by himself.

After closing the door, He Yu's consciousness sank into the system mall and began to search for raw materials.

"What is the low cost but the real huge profit?" He Yu thought while searching.

Soon, He Yu's eyes locked on a few things.

"Dare to touch my boss' secret vault?" He Yu snorted, "If you eat mine, you will spit it back twice as much!"

(End of this chapter)