Tiandao betting shop
Chapter 177 Perfect!
Chapter 177 Perfect!
On the willow tip on the moon, two tired figures came out from the back door of the betting shop crookedly.
"It's not enough to wipe the toilet, and the floor is also required to be reflective..."
“Even the water in the toilet has to be drinking grade!”
"He is simply a devil!"
The two denounced a certain unscrupulous boss every day, and they had already passed through the alley. When Luo Qingyang was about to speed up his pace, Chen Huo suddenly stopped him, "Brother Luo, wait a minute!"
"What's the matter?" Luo Qingyang was startled.
Chen Huo looked around and said in a low voice, "I made an astonishing discovery just a few days ago!"
"What discovery?" Luo Qingyang wondered.
"Brother Luo, please take a look!" Chen Huo carefully took out a tightly wrapped cloth pocket from his arms, unwrapped it layer by layer, and suddenly a faint smell came out.
"This is... the stinky tofu from the store?" Luo Qingyang looked at the small half-dried lump, subconsciously took a step back, and said in horror: "Brother Chen, what are you doing with this, it's not made of shit Is it?"
During the period of working in the store, the two had already discovered this shocking fact.
The tastes of these farts in Dongcheng... are too unique!
"Brother Luo, listen to me first!" Chen Huo said with a solemn expression, "I've been reflecting on why we've been under this big devil so often, and it turned out..."
"What's the result?" Luo Qingyang cheered up.
"There is no result." Chen Huo's face turned bitter, "I can't beat him again and again, and I'm not as smart as others. What results can there be?"
"Then what are you talking about!" Luo Qingyang rolled his eyes, "And what does this have to do with the shit in your hand?"
"Brother Luo, although I didn't think about anything, but this stinky tofu is an unexpected discovery!" Chen Huo said in a deep voice, "Brother Luo, we have been friends for a long time, do you believe me or not?"
"This... I believe it." Luo Qingyang hesitated.
"Okay!" Chen Huo took out a strangely shaped spar about the size of a palm from his arms.
"The measuring stone?" Luo Qingyang was taken aback, "Why did you take this out?"
"Don't use your vitality, try punching!" Chen Huo didn't say much, just said.
"Oh!" Luo Qingyang didn't think too much, and punched the spar with all his strength.
boom!
A mechanical voice sounded immediately, "Your strength is eighteen catties, about equal to that of an eight-year-old child."
Luo Qingyang blushed, noticing that Chen Huo's eyes were rather strange, and punched out another unbelievable one.
"Your strength is seventeen catties, about equal to that of a seven-year-old child."
"...Chen Huo, what do you mean by that? You clearly know that my son has a lot of bad habits and his health is not in good shape. Are you deliberately humiliating me?" Luo Qingyang said angrily.
"Ahem!" At this moment, the sluggish Chen Huo finally came back to his senses. He coughed and said, "Of course not. You'll understand what I mean right away. Come on, eat this first."
"You let me eat shit?" Looking at the half piece of stinky tofu that Chen Huo handed over, his expression changed.
Seeing that Luo Qingyang was unwilling to eat, Chen Huo could only point at his back in impatience, "Oh my god, that woman has no clothes on!"
"Where is where?" Luo Qingyang turned around excitedly, but when he saw that there was nothing behind him, when he turned around in doubt just now, Chen Huo had already stuffed stinky tofu into his mouth.
"Hmm..." Under Chen Huo's brute force, Luo Qingyang chewed a few times unconsciously.
Ok?
Luo Qingyang's originally sullen expression changed again, and he began to chew, this...is too delicious!
"Brother Chen, how could this be..." Luo Qingyang said in shock.
"Did you find out?" Chen Huo said firmly, "I said that no matter how stupid these Dongcheng people are, they can't eat shit with such relish, unless...it's not ordinary shit!"
"Besides, the magic is more than that!" Chen Huo took the force measuring stone in his hand again, "Now try punching again."
"Oh?" Luo Qingyang was half-doubting, and punched out with all his strength.
boom!
"Your strength is eighteen catties and four ounces, which is about equal to that of an eight-year-old child."
what!
Luo Qingyang was even more shocked.
My strength actually increased by one or two?
"Understood?" Seeing Luo Qingyang's pensive look, Chen Huo chuckled and said, "You guessed right, this stinky tofu does have the effect of strengthening the body!"
"I only ate half a piece, so I added a couple of dollars. Those people in the store are eating more than a dozen yuan a day, isn't it..."
"Exactly!" Chen Huo sighed, "You and I come from a clan, and our knowledge is far more extensive than others, but we also know that the most difficult thing to temper in this world is the body. Spiritual things that can be met but not sought after.”
"However, in this devil's shop, it's so simple that two people can't stand their fingers, unexpectedly...you can increase your strength just by eating shit!"
Luo Qingyang also began to understand, and he cheered up: "I know what you mean, and now we have also mastered the secret, this is a great opportunity!"
"That's right!" Chen Huo was very pleased that his fake brother had finally come to his senses, "Think about it, those people in the family have been pointing fingers at us all day long, saying that we are trash and parasites. We didn't live up to ourselves before, so no one else is to blame. But from now on, with this exclusive method, it's time for us to stand up!"
"Then what are you waiting for?" Luo Qingyang waved his hands excitedly, "I'll send someone to buy all the feces in the city, and bring them all home. Let's eat for three days and three nights!"
"Brother Luo, you are wrong!" Chen Huo shook his head.
"What?" Luo Qingyang asked puzzled.
"Things are not that simple." Chen Huo said, "Think about it, although there are very few people who have eaten shit, I don't know how many people have accumulated through the ages. Why has no one else discovered this secret?"
"Yeah, why?"
"It can only be explained that the shit is different." Chen Huo pondered, "I have done an experiment on this, I found some shit from the street and boiled it, and let my subordinates eat it, but there was no change, so , there must be something special about the shit in this shop!"
"Then you mean..."
"It's a shame that this demon won't let us into the kitchen at all. I picked up this piece of stinky tofu from the ground with sharp eyes, but it's not without a way to crack it." Chen Huo sneered, "You forget that we clean the toilet every day. Do you want to touch a place?"
"You mean the septic tank?" Luo Qingyang asked with a flash of inspiration.
"That's right, haven't you noticed that the septic tanks in this store are different from those in other places? According to the boss, it's a plasma vacuum septic tank or something. I can't remember clearly... In short, I think this That's the real reason the shit in the store is so amazing!"
"And we have access to this septic tank every day. Even if someone sneaks out some every time without knowing it, I'm afraid the devil won't be able to find it at all."
After Chen Huo finished speaking, he saw that Luo Qingyang didn't speak, so he couldn't help but was taken aback and said, "Brother Luo, but do you think there's something wrong?"
"No, there's nothing wrong with your plan, I just thought of something else." Luo Qingyang said with a bright eye, "If I remember correctly, just half a month later, the clan will hold a grand banquet. Guests from the world."
"It's true that my father is going to the banquet too, you mean..." Chen Huo shook his body, thinking of something.
"Hey, that's right, you said that if we serve this stinky tofu on the day of the banquet, then..."
"When they realize the extraordinary, they must find out the reason..."
"And then it turns out that we did it..."
"By the time……"
"Being famous, shocking the audience..."
"Even entering the core of the family in one fell swoop..."
"Hey hey..." The two of them comprehended the wonderful picture and couldn't help clapping their hands and laughing, "Perfect!"
(End of this chapter)
On the willow tip on the moon, two tired figures came out from the back door of the betting shop crookedly.
"It's not enough to wipe the toilet, and the floor is also required to be reflective..."
“Even the water in the toilet has to be drinking grade!”
"He is simply a devil!"
The two denounced a certain unscrupulous boss every day, and they had already passed through the alley. When Luo Qingyang was about to speed up his pace, Chen Huo suddenly stopped him, "Brother Luo, wait a minute!"
"What's the matter?" Luo Qingyang was startled.
Chen Huo looked around and said in a low voice, "I made an astonishing discovery just a few days ago!"
"What discovery?" Luo Qingyang wondered.
"Brother Luo, please take a look!" Chen Huo carefully took out a tightly wrapped cloth pocket from his arms, unwrapped it layer by layer, and suddenly a faint smell came out.
"This is... the stinky tofu from the store?" Luo Qingyang looked at the small half-dried lump, subconsciously took a step back, and said in horror: "Brother Chen, what are you doing with this, it's not made of shit Is it?"
During the period of working in the store, the two had already discovered this shocking fact.
The tastes of these farts in Dongcheng... are too unique!
"Brother Luo, listen to me first!" Chen Huo said with a solemn expression, "I've been reflecting on why we've been under this big devil so often, and it turned out..."
"What's the result?" Luo Qingyang cheered up.
"There is no result." Chen Huo's face turned bitter, "I can't beat him again and again, and I'm not as smart as others. What results can there be?"
"Then what are you talking about!" Luo Qingyang rolled his eyes, "And what does this have to do with the shit in your hand?"
"Brother Luo, although I didn't think about anything, but this stinky tofu is an unexpected discovery!" Chen Huo said in a deep voice, "Brother Luo, we have been friends for a long time, do you believe me or not?"
"This... I believe it." Luo Qingyang hesitated.
"Okay!" Chen Huo took out a strangely shaped spar about the size of a palm from his arms.
"The measuring stone?" Luo Qingyang was taken aback, "Why did you take this out?"
"Don't use your vitality, try punching!" Chen Huo didn't say much, just said.
"Oh!" Luo Qingyang didn't think too much, and punched the spar with all his strength.
boom!
A mechanical voice sounded immediately, "Your strength is eighteen catties, about equal to that of an eight-year-old child."
Luo Qingyang blushed, noticing that Chen Huo's eyes were rather strange, and punched out another unbelievable one.
"Your strength is seventeen catties, about equal to that of a seven-year-old child."
"...Chen Huo, what do you mean by that? You clearly know that my son has a lot of bad habits and his health is not in good shape. Are you deliberately humiliating me?" Luo Qingyang said angrily.
"Ahem!" At this moment, the sluggish Chen Huo finally came back to his senses. He coughed and said, "Of course not. You'll understand what I mean right away. Come on, eat this first."
"You let me eat shit?" Looking at the half piece of stinky tofu that Chen Huo handed over, his expression changed.
Seeing that Luo Qingyang was unwilling to eat, Chen Huo could only point at his back in impatience, "Oh my god, that woman has no clothes on!"
"Where is where?" Luo Qingyang turned around excitedly, but when he saw that there was nothing behind him, when he turned around in doubt just now, Chen Huo had already stuffed stinky tofu into his mouth.
"Hmm..." Under Chen Huo's brute force, Luo Qingyang chewed a few times unconsciously.
Ok?
Luo Qingyang's originally sullen expression changed again, and he began to chew, this...is too delicious!
"Brother Chen, how could this be..." Luo Qingyang said in shock.
"Did you find out?" Chen Huo said firmly, "I said that no matter how stupid these Dongcheng people are, they can't eat shit with such relish, unless...it's not ordinary shit!"
"Besides, the magic is more than that!" Chen Huo took the force measuring stone in his hand again, "Now try punching again."
"Oh?" Luo Qingyang was half-doubting, and punched out with all his strength.
boom!
"Your strength is eighteen catties and four ounces, which is about equal to that of an eight-year-old child."
what!
Luo Qingyang was even more shocked.
My strength actually increased by one or two?
"Understood?" Seeing Luo Qingyang's pensive look, Chen Huo chuckled and said, "You guessed right, this stinky tofu does have the effect of strengthening the body!"
"I only ate half a piece, so I added a couple of dollars. Those people in the store are eating more than a dozen yuan a day, isn't it..."
"Exactly!" Chen Huo sighed, "You and I come from a clan, and our knowledge is far more extensive than others, but we also know that the most difficult thing to temper in this world is the body. Spiritual things that can be met but not sought after.”
"However, in this devil's shop, it's so simple that two people can't stand their fingers, unexpectedly...you can increase your strength just by eating shit!"
Luo Qingyang also began to understand, and he cheered up: "I know what you mean, and now we have also mastered the secret, this is a great opportunity!"
"That's right!" Chen Huo was very pleased that his fake brother had finally come to his senses, "Think about it, those people in the family have been pointing fingers at us all day long, saying that we are trash and parasites. We didn't live up to ourselves before, so no one else is to blame. But from now on, with this exclusive method, it's time for us to stand up!"
"Then what are you waiting for?" Luo Qingyang waved his hands excitedly, "I'll send someone to buy all the feces in the city, and bring them all home. Let's eat for three days and three nights!"
"Brother Luo, you are wrong!" Chen Huo shook his head.
"What?" Luo Qingyang asked puzzled.
"Things are not that simple." Chen Huo said, "Think about it, although there are very few people who have eaten shit, I don't know how many people have accumulated through the ages. Why has no one else discovered this secret?"
"Yeah, why?"
"It can only be explained that the shit is different." Chen Huo pondered, "I have done an experiment on this, I found some shit from the street and boiled it, and let my subordinates eat it, but there was no change, so , there must be something special about the shit in this shop!"
"Then you mean..."
"It's a shame that this demon won't let us into the kitchen at all. I picked up this piece of stinky tofu from the ground with sharp eyes, but it's not without a way to crack it." Chen Huo sneered, "You forget that we clean the toilet every day. Do you want to touch a place?"
"You mean the septic tank?" Luo Qingyang asked with a flash of inspiration.
"That's right, haven't you noticed that the septic tanks in this store are different from those in other places? According to the boss, it's a plasma vacuum septic tank or something. I can't remember clearly... In short, I think this That's the real reason the shit in the store is so amazing!"
"And we have access to this septic tank every day. Even if someone sneaks out some every time without knowing it, I'm afraid the devil won't be able to find it at all."
After Chen Huo finished speaking, he saw that Luo Qingyang didn't speak, so he couldn't help but was taken aback and said, "Brother Luo, but do you think there's something wrong?"
"No, there's nothing wrong with your plan, I just thought of something else." Luo Qingyang said with a bright eye, "If I remember correctly, just half a month later, the clan will hold a grand banquet. Guests from the world."
"It's true that my father is going to the banquet too, you mean..." Chen Huo shook his body, thinking of something.
"Hey, that's right, you said that if we serve this stinky tofu on the day of the banquet, then..."
"When they realize the extraordinary, they must find out the reason..."
"And then it turns out that we did it..."
"By the time……"
"Being famous, shocking the audience..."
"Even entering the core of the family in one fell swoop..."
"Hey hey..." The two of them comprehended the wonderful picture and couldn't help clapping their hands and laughing, "Perfect!"
(End of this chapter)
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