PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds: Heroes of the Three Kingdoms

Chapter 97 Sun Shangxiang Demands a Showdown

"That's it."

Yuan Tan pointed to a nest of centipedes fleeing in all directions and smiled.

Everyone has an urge to pull over.

Sun Ce grabbed his hair violently, oh my god, Tang Bohu, are you alright? Do you eat centipedes?
Seeing Sun Ce's expression change, Yuan Tan said calmly, "The average lifespan of a centipede is six years, and it likes to live in groups. Now that the spring is warm and the flowers are blooming, it is the time when the centipede has a big appetite and is at its most plump."

"This is a poisonous centipede!" Sun Ce exclaimed, "Look at the dots of stars on the centipede's shell, they are definitely very poisonous."

"The poisonous centipede is the best to eat. After boiling it for a while, the centipede will spit out the toxin before it dies. Let's eat it with the ingredients."

Yuan Tan is exactly the look that I want to feast on.

"Let's start catching centipedes!" Yuan Tan took out a pair of chopsticks, picked up a fat one, and threw it into the basket.

After catching a few, Yuan Tan found that he was the only one catching centipedes.And there is only one person with him, that is, Da Qiao. Depending on the situation, Da Qiao wants to eat, but a girl dare not catch it.

But what kind of expression does your little overlord Sun Ce have? It's as terrifying as seeing a ghost.

"Bo Fu, don't just stand there, come and catch the centipede."

"Certainly..." Sun Ce let out a trembling breath and waved his hands again and again.

"Aren't you going to eat it?" Yuan Tan signaled that if you don't catch it, don't even think about eating it for a while.

"I will never eat it." Sun Ce's expression changed, and he backed away again and again.

Kacha~.

Yuan Tan picked up a big centipede with his chopsticks, but it flew away, drew an arc, and landed on Sun Ce's feet.

"Oh, oh, help, help me, sister help me!" Sun Ce tap danced, turned around on his back, and fell to the ground with a bang.Before fainting, I thought: "I am most afraid of these slender insects, my father doesn't know about this, how did he know?"

"It's just a bug and you'll faint from fright!" Yuan Tan was also heartbroken. What kind of character is Xiaobawang, and he fainted from being scared by a bug.

He really wanted to call Sun Ce and ask, little overlord, do you play too many game consoles?People are extremely sick of blood, and you are sick of bugs.I'm going, I was overturned by you.

But, Yuan Tan heard that Li Yuanba, the number one general in the Sui and Tang Dynasties, was afraid of thunder, so it's not surprising that Sun Ce was afraid of bugs.

Everyone was stunned.

Is this still the Jiangdong Tigers?I'm sure it's not the Jiangdong bug, and I belch when I see a centipede, the king of bugs.

"Ha ha ha ha……."

Yuan Tan looked up to the sky and laughed, and with a smile that didn't fade away, he elbowed Da Qiao who was beside him, "I'll cook something delicious for you in a while."

The affection between relatives is invisible and intangible, but it can make people feel warm.

"Who cares?" Da Qiao said coldly, but his heart felt warm for no reason.

Yuan Tan has the skills of a chef, and cleaning up centipedes is a piece of cake.And it is precisely because he is a chef that he can make dishes that are not available in this era.

Centipede cooking is really amazing.It's so clever to frighten the little bully to faint.

a while.

"I won't eat it."

"I really don't want to eat."

"Who cares to eat this?"

Da Qiao was indifferent, looking at Yuan Tan, Xiao Qiao and Xu Chu who were eating centipedes.

"Wow, it's so delicious, my lord! Now you can have extra meals when you go out!"

Xu Chu is a tiger idiot with a big waist, and he eats it with great joy.Boo boo boo, suck, suck, that is, several centipedes got into the mouth.

Yuan Tan's food is full of delicious food. With this master chef skill, he can eat it wherever he goes.

"It's delicious, this dipping sauce is absolutely amazing, sister..."

Xiao Qiao secretly put a centipede in Da Qiao's bowl.

Da Qiao likes to eat food the most, but there are very few delicacies in the late Eastern Han Dynasty. The eight major cuisines have not yet formed, and they have long been tired of eating everything.

She looked around and saw that no one else had an idea, and she couldn't resist the temptation of delicious food, so she added it and took a bite cautiously.

Immediately, his eyes lit up, "It's really fragrant..."

Baji baji, just eat one.

So Xiao Qiao became a porter.

Go, go, go.

Go, go, go.

"Hey? Daughter-in-law, when did you eat so much?" Yuan Tan expressed doubts about eating so fast.

…………

I don't know when it will start.

Da Qiao also surrounded the stone pot, waiting for the centipede to come out.

She and Yuan Tan did not fight in secret anymore.

Follow Xiao Qiao to clean.

Only Da Qiao and Yuan Tan were left, and the atmosphere gradually became a little weird.

"Say, did you do it for me?" Da Qiao didn't expect to say such a thing, and he was stunned by himself.

"Hehe, you're thinking too much. What do you mean if it's made for you? It's just made for you."

Da Qiao wanted to die after hearing the first half of the sentence, but after hearing the second half...

At this time, a field mouse crawled in the grass swinging from side to side, looking up from time to time to smell the fragrance in the air.Suddenly frightened, seeing a gap, he slipped into Yuan Tan's pants.

"I...Fuck!"

Yuan Tan suddenly had a feeling, and the feeling quickly climbed to the crotch.

There is something!This is a key area. At that time, the hair was blown up, so I looked over immediately.

Seeing Yuan Tan's expression, Da Qiao was very surprised, and of course followed suit.I saw a thick strip protruding from the crotch of Yuan Tan's trousers, and he was still shaking it left and right.

Da Qiao's almond eyes widened for a moment, and the flowers trembled wildly, looking at Yuan Tan with terrifying eyes, let's be together!How could I have such a shy thought, "Dengtuzi!" She got up angrily and left angrily.

"How can you do this!"

After Xiao Qiao saw it, her face paled, and she complained: "If you have feelings for my sister, I will not object. But if you are heartless, please don't treat my sister like this."

At this time, the big shots are all three wives and six concubines in the 72nd Palace, so Xiao Qiao, as a beauties with female virtues in this era, will not object to this matter.

Yuan Tan wanted to cry, but he took out a field mouse from his crotch, "You are Diablo, may I ask how you arrived at the scene in such a timely manner?"

He looked at the field mouse who looked like a flashlight, and said to himself that pretending to be my little brother with your body is simply discrediting my strength.

"I won't hurt you, go." Yuan Tan let the cute little vole go anyway.

Puff Chi~.

Xiao Qiao smiled, "It turns out that I wronged my husband, I will go and explain to my sister."

Yuan Tan heaved a sigh of relief. He was talking about getting up when suddenly a cold light flashed, and a sharp arrow stuck into the soil under his crotch.Just that little bit, he can go to be a eunuch.

"What's going on here!"

He hastily used the method of listening to the wind and debating the position in the broken arrow pose, jumped up, and saw not far away.Another eldest lady, holding her sun-shooting bow.

Sun Shangxiang was furious now, her brother had passed out, and those people were still feasting and flirting.

She endured it for a long time, and finally couldn't take it anymore, and then shot an arrow at Yuan Tan.

"Miss Sun, what are you doing?"

Yuan Tan frowned, your eldest brother fainted, but it had nothing to do with me, it was entirely on his own initiative.

However, Sun Shangxiang wanted to vent all her anger on Yuan Tan, and said coldly: "A gentleman has six arts, ritual, music, archery, imperialism, calligraphy, and mathematics."

"Tang Bohu is famous all over the world, and his five arts are transcendent, but he doesn't know how to shoot. If he can't, heh~, he is not a gentleman."

If you are not a gentleman, you will become a villain?

"You want to compete with me in archery?"

"Not bad!"

(End of this chapter)