PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds: Heroes of the Three Kingdoms

Chapter 469 Yuan Tan!we are not with you

The governor is so strong and majestic.

Not only does it require no action, but it can also play chess.

What is beef batch?

This is the real bull batch.

Hua Tuo was also overwhelmed by the superintendent's magnanimity, so he didn't say anything, took out a scalpel, and asked a guard to hold a basin to catch the blood.

"Someone will do it right away, don't be alarmed by the governor."

The governor looked at Hua Tuo's scalpel and shook his body, but nodded more calmly, and said gracefully: "If you treat me, I am not like a common man in the world, who is afraid of pain!"

Seeing this, everyone gave their thumbs up secretly. The governor not only said the word well, but also practiced it personally.Comparing your heart to your heart, if you say it yourself, you must be scared to tears.

After all, such an urgent place, the fierce general can't stand it.

Hua Tuo began to use the knife, cut open the flesh, and cut off the decay.Cut it off piece by piece and drop it into the basin with the thick water.

The people who saw from above and below the tents were the murderous military generals like Tai Shici, but they also covered their faces.

But the governor is still elegant, chatting, laughing and playing chess, showing no signs of pain.

Seeing this, the glorious image of the governor in their minds became even taller.

Hua Tuo wiped the sweat off his forehead and said, "Governor, the next place is not so rotten, it will hurt..."

"It doesn't matter, you go ahead with the knife." Is the governor completely the person you think I want to be afraid of?He slapped a Go game, looked at Lu Su who was sweating profusely, and said with a smile: "Zijing, if you don't stay calm, you will lose this game of Go."

"Yes..." Lu Su wiped off his sweat, admiring the governor so much.You must know that he is not the one who was stabbed, and he is even more nervous than the one who was stabbed.

Lu Su sighed in his heart, he was totally incapable, absolutely incompetent, totally incomparable with the governor's elegance.

Hua Tuo continued to use the knife.

"Wow!" Suddenly the governor screamed and jumped up.

Damn~, what's going on!Everyone was startled.

It turned out that Hua Tuo had cut off all the rotten places before, but he always cut off half of the rotten places, leaving only the good ones.

So the pain started.

Everyone gathered around one after another, looking at Hua Tuo with dissatisfied eyes.

Hua Tuo hastily withdrew his knife, and said seriously: "Fortunately, I withdrew my knife quickly. If not, the chief governor would have to deal with it. The old man thinks that the chief governor can't bear it, it's Shanghuan."

Tai Shici and the others felt ashamed. It seemed that it wasn't Hua Tuo's fault, but that the governor entrusted him to grow up....

They looked at Zhou Yu with concern.

Metropolitan Governor, don't pretend to be aggressive, let's go to Shanghuan.

Lu Su breathed a sigh of relief. It turned out that the governor was just pretending to be aggressive just now. From this point of view, he was not as cowardly as he imagined. The difference between the governor and himself was not that big.

"This..." Zhou Yu was embarrassed. After all, he had already blown it out before. If he wanted to go to the ring now, wouldn't he slap himself in the face?
Is the face important, or is the lifeline more important?

The governor decisively made a choice, shameless.

The governor also comforted himself, "If you have a face, you can continue it in the future. If you have a lifeline, you can't continue it if you lose it."

a while.

A big pillar was erected in the house by Zhou Tai and other brave generals.

There is a small iron ring at the half height of the pillar, which is the chicken cover.

So the governor decisively ordered himself to be tied to the pillar. After putting on the ring, he asked, "Is it tied tightly? It's over if you move it."

Tai Shici and the others hurriedly said, "It can't be any tighter."

Seeing that Hua Tuo was about to use the knife, the governor moved a bit, but found that he couldn't move, so he asked, "Is it tied tightly?"

"It can't be tighter!" All the generals said in unison.

"Is it tied tightly? Say the important thing three times." The governor said with a pale face.

"It can't be any tighter. Reply to important things three times." Tai Shici and the others also said with a pale face.

As a result, the room was filled with the screams of the governor, which could not be heard.

Tai Shici and the others looked at the heart-piercing governor, why did they feel relieved?It seems that the governor is also a mortal.

Immediately, all the people with long skins changed their expressions, and they would not cut us even if we were killed!
There is a poem from later generations that says: "The treatment of a disease must be divided into internal medicine and surgery. There are not many wonderful arts in the world. The superintendent's divine power is quilt. Fortunately, Hua Tuo's holy hand cut it."

a day later.

Zhou Yu set up a banquet to thank Hua Tuo. During the banquet, he kept touching his crotch secretly. Apart from a little itching, the pain didn't hurt much at the moment. "The skill of a miracle doctor is really unpredictable."

Hua Tuo hurriedly said modestly: "I didn't create this, but I learned it from a medical book handed down by Prime Minister Yuan. The book said that the skin is not good, it is unhygienic, and foreigners have to be circumcised."

Fuck!Zhou Yu's face turned green immediately.

Tai Shici and the others were also shocked. The co-author of this arrow was shot by Yuan Tan, and it was treated by Yuan Tan's medical books.

This is simply the castration of Da Dudu with his own hands.

Foreigners have circumcision, so how did foreigners give birth to children?

Hua Tuo saw that everyone looked unhappy, so he decided to leave, "Although Dadu's arrow sores are cured, he must be cared for, and don't be impulsive. Only after a hundred days have healed up can he be impulsive."

impulse!

Zhou Yu's face trembled wildly, and she said to herself, genius doctor, don't tell me this in front of others.You see, I am fighting Yuan Tan to the death, where is the time to be impulsive?

When he saw Hua Tuo, he still wanted to say something, and the governor hurriedly paid him with gold.

Hua Tuo pushed the gold away, and said seriously: "I heard that the governor is elegant, and he came here to treat me. How can I expect it to be reported!" He refused to accept it, left the prescription, and left.

…………

Five days later.

Yuan Tan led 20 Yuan soldiers to the city of Jiangling.

This Jiangling City is not simple, it is the second most powerful city in the north of Jingzhou after Xiangyang, and it is also the last city belonging to the enemy north of the Yangtze River.

Take Jiangling, and you will jointly own the Yangtze River with Liu Bei and Sun Ce.

Therefore, the battle of Jiangling was very important to Yuan Tan.

When Yuan Tan was wearing his titanium alloy armor, holding a titanium alloy big sword, and riding a white dragon horse, he appeared in front of the formation.

The two people on the top of the city became violent.

"Yuan Tan, you and I are at odds!" Zhuge Liang roared angrily.

"Yuan Tan, I'm sworn to death with you!" Zhou Yu, the governor of the capital, roared.

The soldiers of Sun and Liu were refreshed when they saw how powerful the governors of the capital were.

Liu Bei nodded in his heart, it's good not to be together, not to be afraid of not to be together, but to be afraid of not being together.

Yuan Tan was puzzled, and couldn't help but rode his horse in too much, and asked, "We have long been at odds with each other, why is there such agitation today?"

Zhuge Liang and Zhou Yu's faces trembled wildly, these words spoke of the pain in their hearts.

And one is lame, and the skin of the other little brother is gone, why they can't share the death can't be said.

In the hearts of the ancients, if you are lame, you cannot stand on the temple.

Losing the skin is tantamount to castration.

Although Hua Tuo said it was good for health, Zhou Yu didn't believe it. Look at who cut this except me?I've been castrated in half, what's the deal?It is really intolerable!

So Zhuge Liang and Zhou Yu worked hard and used their brains.

Zhuge Liang and Zhou Yu teamed up, one took out the Eight Formation Map, and the other took out the Vulcan Strategy, and kept Jiangling guarded.

A month later.

at dusk.

Yuan Tan returned to his camp with the army.

The morale of the whole army is very low. This comes from a month of siege, all of which ended in failure.

The military advisers were also not in a high mood. They used all kinds of water and fire tricks to dig tunnels and psychological warfare, and they couldn't do anything about Zhuge Liang and Zhou Yu.

But the military advisers were not discouraged either. After all, the enemy they faced was also very powerful. Since ancient times, it has been several years of fighting to attack Xiongcheng.

And now they have swept the northern part of Jingzhou in two months. Speaking of which, such a record should be celebrated.

It seems that Yuan Jun has too high demands on himself, so he is depressed at the moment.

"Master, the momentum of the soldiers is not high now. If this is the case, the more they fight, the harder it will be." Jia Xu reminded.

"Hmm..." Yuan Tan nodded, and said, "We swept Xiangyang, the most powerful city in the south of the Yangtze River, and wiped out [-] enemies in one month. Even Xiang Yu, the overlord of Chu, did not have such a record. Pass my order and open it." Warehouse, take out the wine and meat, and reward the three armies tonight! Then there will be a three-day holiday, and the soldiers will take turns out of the camp to play."

Immediately, the military divisions perked up.

night.

Soldiers sat around countless blazing bonfires, singing and dancing when they were drunk.

Yuan Tan watched the morale improve in an all-round way.

"After tonight, we will be on holiday for three days..." Yuan Tan raised his glass.

Immediately, thousands of people shouted in unison, and the sound shook the sky.

on the other hand.

In Gangneung City.

Liu Bei and others gathered together.

They get together every day to study what will happen to the enemy in the future.

At this time the messenger came.

"What's going on in Yuan Tan's camp tonight? Is it still in a downturn?" Zhuge Liang asked, shaking his feather fan lightly.

The messenger came to report the situation every day, and said at this moment: "Yuan Tan is rewarding the three armies..."

I go!

Zhuge Liang and the others looked at each other, thinking that Yuan Tan was too shameless, how could he still have the face to reward the three armies after a month of defeat?How did he have such a good psychological quality?

"What's his name?" Zhou Yu asked, the governor.

"It is said that January swept Xiangyang, the number one city in the south of the Yangtze River, faster than the overlord of Chu..."

Liu Bei's face tightened, and he hurriedly signaled, "Okay, don't talk too much about it."

Zhuge Liang sneered again and again, and said: "Yuan Tan can only be happy for a while, let's guard Jiangling and be the one who has the last laugh."

But Zhou Yu said: "Yuan Tan's actions have definitely boosted morale, why don't we reward the three armies as well, so that the soldiers won't get bored when they hear Yuan Tan's rewards."

Liu Bei's face immediately turned pale, and he said to himself that Yuan Tan's family has mines, do you think we are people with mines?In addition, when you are eating and drinking, you say that we are the Iron Triangle, and when you pay the money, you become an iron rooster, and everyone eats and eats horses and chews.

But having said that, Liu Bei has to resist at this moment, even if he drinks gruel every day.

The night is deep.

On Yuan Jun's side, the banquet was over, and everyone went back to rest.

Yuan Tan also returned to his tent.

Ding!Attention the host, the airdrop supply box has been refreshed, please pay attention to check it, there is still half an hour left before the box disappears.

Yuan Tan regained his energy immediately. You must know that the refreshment time of this box is not fixed. It has been more than a month, and it has finally been refreshed.

This refresh is not far away, just in the camp.

So Yuan Tan rushed to open the box.

An hour later.

Ding!Congratulations to the host for getting a super Viagra.Super Viagra: As long as it is an adult, it will definitely restore its glory after eating it, and the time will last for a month.

"..." Yuan Tan didn't expect that such a fetish could be opened, "But, is this useful for war?"

Ding!That's up to you as the host. The system doesn't give you useless things. If you can't, the host can stay until you're 80 years old, and you can have fun for a month.

Yuan Tan was completely speechless when he heard the system's answer, but he had to say that what the system said made sense, he would be happy for a month when he was old, and he would be willing to live less for a year.

So Yuan Tan put it away.

(End of this chapter)