PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds: Heroes of the Three Kingdoms

Chapter 433 The First Bridegroom in History

Sun Quan, Lu Xun and others looked at Yuan Tan who was frowning and were all smiling.

"It looks like we're going to be recorded in the annals of history, whoops..." Lu Xun had a toothache after chattering.

"What does it mean to be recorded in the annals of history? It has already been recorded in the annals of history." Sun Quan was very happy.

It is really gratifying to see the first national thief of the Han Dynasty deflated.

Now the princes of the world have promoted Yuan Tan above the former number one thief Wang Mang.

After all, Wang Mang had to hide his thoughts of being an emperor, and Yuan Tan, even his subordinates talked about him as an emperor all day long.

Everyone wants to be the same, why is he the only one who is so good?
"Where did you hide your shoes?" Zhou Yu couldn't help asking.

Sun Quan and the others looked at each other and said, "It's hidden in the maid's skirt."

!!!

Zhou Yu immediately looked at Sun Quan with admiration. Although it was not military, it was poisonous enough.

a while.

Sun Ce and the others almost knew the news. They heard that it was Lu Xun's idea, so they gave a thumbs up secretly. This came from the fact that they didn't want to see Yuan Tan marry Sun Shangxiang away.

When Yuan Tan saw this situation, it seemed that it was Lu Xun's idea. This guy used the wisdom of Huoshao Lianying here.

Zhou Yu said to Sun Ce: "Lu Xun's idea is still good, why not do this, such, such, such..., double insurance."

So Sun Ce sent people to prepare to go.

Immediately, Mrs. Xu, the daughter-in-law of the third younger brother Sun Yi, came in and took Sun Shangxiang away.

Yuan Tan's heart skipped a beat. The current problem has not been solved yet, so he still has to create a problem for himself.

It seems that marrying Sun Shangxiang is more difficult than fighting, but he likes to do these difficult things the most.

"Prime Minister, are you still looking for it? Or have you retreated in spite of the difficulties?" Zhou Yu said seeing Yuan Tan standing there without moving.

Yuan Tan looked indifferently at these people who were waiting to see him make a fool of himself. How could he fail when he was looking for shoes for the first time?

What's more, he still knows where the shoes are, but the place is too fucked up, so he has to use some extraordinary means to entertain them.

So Yuan Tan stretched out his fingers and pointed over, "What are you maidservants doing standing against the wall? Are you trying to hide it? Stand here and line up for me."

The maids had to twist Xiaoman's waist and stand over, and Zhou Yu and the others had no reason to stop them.

During the action, the maid Xiaobi took the opportunity to say; "Prime Minister, the shoes are in my skirt, but they threatened me not to take them out."

The maids all looked at Yuan Tan with the expression that I support you.

Yuan Tan's heart warmed when he heard the words, it seemed that he was not alone and helpless, and the maids were all on his side.

The maids stood in a row, and when Yuan Tan came to the back, they blocked Zhou Yu's view.

Zhou Yu and the others looked at each other.

"It is impossible to know where the shoes are hidden even if Yuan Tan is killed."

"Even if he knew where it was hidden, how would he get it?"

So everyone is the old god, let's see how Yuan Tan ends up.

"There are mice!"

Yuan Tan suddenly let out a loud cry.

There are mice?Zhou Yu and the others didn't take it seriously. Who doesn't have a mouse? What's the fuss about a big man?

There are mice?The maid, Xiaobi, and the others looked at each other, and suddenly felt that they had neglected their duty.

Where is the mouse?
The maids are still looking around.

Yuan Tan was dumbfounded when he saw this situation, "Sisters, there are mice, you should be in a mess, why is there no movement at all? Are you still girls?"

In fact, Xiaobi and the others cannot be blamed for this. Although they are maids, they are also female soldiers, so why are they afraid of mice?

However, Yuan Tan's words reminded Xiaobi and the others.

Xiaobi was the first to shout, "There are mice, I'm so scared!"

The other maidservants also became witty, and screamed into a mess, hugging Yuan Tan one after another.

Immediately, Yuan Tan's body was covered with rings of fat, swallows and thin.

Sun Ce and the others were dumbfounded. Are you maids retarded?It's been half a day, and you guys know how to scream?
In addition, why are you all hugging Yuan Tan? We also have many people here.

The maids surrounded Xiao Bi and Yuan Tan.

"Prime Minister, it's bad, it's tied too tightly, I can't untie it!"

"I'll do it!" Yuan Tan had no choice but to do it himself.

When Xiao Bi felt weak all over, Yuan Tan finally took out the shoes.

Xiao Bi cried, "Prime Minister, do I lose my virginity?"

"..." Yuan Tan. "Barely count..."

"The prime minister can't abandon us!" the maids took the opportunity to say one after another.

Yuan Tan said solemnly: "Don't worry, you support the truth so much, how can the truth abandon you. When Xiangxiang and I leave, you will be the one."

Only then did the maids cheer up.

When the maids dispersed, Yuan Tan came out with a shoe in his hand and smiled, looked at Sun Ce and the others, thinking that there is a mole in the truth, and it is not easy to catch you.

Sun Ce and the others looked pale. Thinking of the delayed reaction of the maids just now, it was obvious that these maids had defected to the enemy.

Surrender to the enemy!
Zhou Yu looked at Lu Xun.

It seems that the method of the Fourth Governor Lu Xun seems to be feasible, but it is unfortunate at this moment.

Lu Xun had a toothache.

But fortunately, the governor is elegant and has a backup.

At this moment, the governor looked at Yuan Tan elegantly, and said, "The prime minister is really a good means. If so, the eldest lady has been waiting in the courtyard for a long time, please move."

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yard.

At this moment, in the bright sunshine, there are already a hundred brides in full attire with red cloths on their heads.

The Jiangdong civil and military people talked a lot.

"The governor's plan is good."

"Much better than Lu Xun's."

"How could these 100 people choose Missy?"

"It looks like Prime Minister Yuan is going to return empty-handed."

"The wedding is going to be ruined, but why am I still so happy in my heart?"

This is a routine added by Zhou Yu.

If Yuan Tan is not selected among these 100 people, he will never even think about marrying Sun Shangxiang.

But Sun Ce actually didn't want to marry his sister to Yuan Tan.

And Wu Guotai didn't want to marry her daughter to the enemy.

Among the guests, 99% of them didn't want Yuan Tan to take Sun Shangxiang away.

Pang Degong walked out angrily at this moment, "Zhou Gongjin, how could there be such folk customs here in Wu County? It's not like I haven't attended a wedding before, and I never got married like this."

Zhou Yu didn't take it seriously, and bowed his hands, "Old man, this is a popular folk custom in Wu County recently."

Pang Degong covered his chest and looked at Yuan Tan, Prime Minister, this guy is shameless, I can't help you.

Zhou Yu looked at Yuan Tan at this moment, and took out a stick of incense, "Prime Minister, a stick of incense will... get... time...."

Everyone was surprised to see Yuan Tan striding towards a group of brides, and took out a bride from among them.

Everyone was even more surprised.

Is this guy too capable?
"Prime Minister, I have to say that you are too hasty."

"Looks like the wedding can end early."

"Prime Minister Yuan, please return to the north as soon as possible, and don't bother us in Jiangdong."

Just when everyone was ridiculed.

The bride lifted the red hijab, it was Sun Shangxiang.

Sun Shangxiang threw herself into Yuan Tan's arms and smiled happily.After all, the husband thinks he is so accurate, so the daughter-in-law is not happy?
Fuck, he hit it.

Everyone was dumbfounded.

You must know that after the chaos, even Zhou Yu didn't know which one it was, so how could he have chosen it?
There is a [-]% probability that it will be hit, true or false.

"Prime Minister, how did you choose?" Someone asked involuntarily.

Yuan Tan hugged his daughter-in-law fan tightly, and said seriously: "This is the power of love."

Sun Shangxiang was even happier.

But everyone was dumbfounded.

What the hell.Sun Ce and the others grabbed his hair violently. It has to be said that he succeeded in pretending again.

Sun Shangxiang asked in a low voice: "Husband, how did you find me?"

Yuan Tan said solemnly: "My husband will know your mountain when he looks at it."

Immediately, Yuan Tan felt a small hand squeeze hard on his lower back, but he was used to being pinched, and his expression was as usual.

Ding!Congratulations to the host for successfully pretending to be coercive, and the pretense value is increased by 8
Ding!Congratulations to the host for successfully pretending to be coercive, and the pretense value is increased by 9
Ding!Congratulations to the host for successfully pretending to be coercive, and the pretense value is increased by 7
Ding!Congratulations to the host for acting aggressively and triggering the lottery draw. Do you want to draw the lottery immediately?

Yuan Tan was very happy in his heart, without the help of these dependents, how could he pretend to be coercive?

It even triggered the lottery draw.

"Draw it now!"

Ding!Congratulations to the host for getting two kicks and one kick.

Ertijiao, that is, double-sounding firecrackers, is a traditional folk utensil, often used in festivals, weddings and many other occasions.

It is the principle of lifting into the air by the reaction force caused by the impact force on the ground when the bottom gunpowder explodes.

Two layers of gunpowder are placed in the paper tube with two kicks: the lower layer of gunpowder is used to send firecrackers into the sky, and the upper layer of gunpowder explodes in the air after 10-20 meters into the air.

"Damn it, I actually drew a second kicker! Is it useful? System, why don't you let me out, so you just say it's useful?"

Yuan Tan was speechless to the system, he could extract anything.

But this is the world's first second kicker, and it looks extremely collectible, so I put it away first.

(End of this chapter)