Chapter 145
The big tent was full of drunken laughter and laughter.
Everyone praised this little soldier for being too witty, and the joke he told was too good.
It's so promising, this one can be promoted.
Before Tian Yu drank less, he looked at the approaching soldier with a ghostly expression, and suddenly lost his soul, and said in a broken voice: "Yuan...Yuan Tan!"
"Yuan Tan!"
"Yuan Tan?"
The generals stared wide-eyed, thinking, Tian Yu, you also want to participate?
General Wang Men drank a lot at the moment, and seeing Tian Yu also participated, he felt that he should also show it.
Immediately, the whole blood boiled, and when he stared, he drew out his sword and said to the soldiers: "Yuan Tan, how dare you come here? Watch me take off your head and present it to the lord!"
Wangmen is relatively close to Xiaobing, and he can see it clearly when he takes a step forward.
"Yuan Tan!"
Wang Men screamed and knelt on the ground.According to his later memories, he felt that his life was over at that time, and he felt relieved when he knelt down.
Everyone was taken aback, and then burst out laughing, "General Tian, General Wang, the tacit understanding between you two is so talented, this kind of joke is really fun."
joke?I made fun of your sister!
At this moment, Tian Yu, who had always been calm, was already trembling. Yuan Tan's silent appearance here can only explain one problem, that is, a complete defeat.
"Tian Yu, surrender, only you are the most sober here." Yuan Tan looked over and said.
"My lord, go!" Tian Yu raised the case and threw it at Yuan Tan, then ran towards Gongsun Zan.
"Tian Yu, what are you doing so special?"
"You can leave if you don't drink, and you can ruin your own business. How did you do it?"
"You're having too much fun, aren't you? Do you really think Yuan Tan?"
Even if you don't give us face, you still have to give the lord face, look how happy the lord is drinking today!
"You should say he is the film king." Yuan Tan said.
"Yes, you are the actor!"
"What is an actor?"
Looking at the drunkenness of these people, Yuan Tan seemed to really think that he would not be able to enter Yijing.
It's a pity that Lao Tzu's methods are beyond your imagination.
He knocked Wangmen unconscious with one punch, drew out his sharp sword and went straight to Gongsun Zan, at the same time sternly shouted: "Do it!"
Suddenly, amidst the sound of shattering, several large holes were opened around the tent, and Zhao Yun, Xu Huang, Zhang Yun, and others rushed in one after another.
"Yuan Tan!"
Only then did Yan Gang and the others see everything clearly, and they sobered up in fear.
Gongsun Zan's eyes widened at this moment, "How could it be Yuan Tan! Have I already drunk so much?"
When clang ~.
Tian Yu raised the case, and only then did he block Yuan Tan's sword.
"My lord, let's go!"
Tian Yu kicked up, and Gongsun Zan passed through the tent, leaving only a human-shaped shadow on the cloth.
"Zilong, don't kill me, I surrender!"
Shan Jing fell to his knees at that moment.
After Tian Kai and Zou Dan were captured, Yan Gang and others fled in all directions.
"how can that be!"
Outside, Gongsun Zan, who ran away in panic, still couldn't believe that all this was true.I was drinking well by myself, when suddenly Yuan Tan rushed in, "How did he get in?"
It is definitely impossible to fly in, so as long as there is an explanation, it means digging a tunnel to come in.
"You idiots, I have arranged hundreds of big men, didn't you hear any sound?"
"Brother, I get a report every quarter of an hour. There is really no sound from the underground these days."
"Bastard, if you don't hear the voice, it can only prove one thing, that is, you are idiots!" Gongsun Zan was so angry at this moment that he was sober.
"My lord, Yuan Tan has only been here for three days. Even if he digs a tunnel, he doesn't have enough time?" Tian Yu was concerned about another doubt.
"This..." Everyone was speechless.
I can't figure it out, I can't figure it out, how did this tunnel be dug?It's so unbelievable!
Can a person dig like this?
Could it be that a mouse dug it?Even more impossible.
"Beat the drums and summon the soldiers immediately!" Gongsun Zan yelled.
Before he finished speaking, he suddenly felt a sharp pain in his abdomen, and felt his body completely vacated, and his eyes stared out in midair, "Xu Chu!"
"help me!"
Gongsun Zan shouted.
Gongsun Yue and Tian Yu went up side by side, but Yan Gang, Guan Jing, seeing that the situation was not good, ran away in another direction.
later.
Gongsun Zan was captured, as were Gongsun Yue and Tian Yu.
"Yuan Tan, if I die, I will die. Tell me, how did you enter my Yijing Fortress?"
Gongsun Zan was still not afraid of death, but he didn't understand this, and he really didn't want to die with peace.You must know that he has poured his entire life's assets into Yijing, which is no less than depositing himself in the central treasury of the Swiss Bank for later generations, and he is still robbed.
Yuan Tan knelt down and said seriously, "I really want to know?"
Gongsun Zan nodded.
Seeing that Gongsun Zan was tough, Yuan Tan still admired him, "Well, I'll tell you, I dug it with mice."
Gongsun Zan originally devoted all his heart to listening to the letter, but when he heard it, his eyes popped out of his eyes, and he roared angrily, "Yuan Tan, you bastard! You have already won, why are you still so despicable? Are you afraid that others will know your secret? Well, you can tell me alone, and then kill me immediately!"
Yuan Tan squatted down.
Gongsun Zan listened attentively.
"I really dug it with a mouse."
"No...shameless! Do you think I'll believe it? You even dug it with a mouse..." Gongsun Zan drew over.
Yuan Tan stood up, seeing Xu Chu and the others stared blankly at him, spreading his hands, "I really dug it with a mouse."
"Hmmmm..."
Xu Chu and the others nodded their heads like chickens eating rice, but the expression on their faces was that you don't lie, we won't be fooled.It was dug with a mouse, the devil will believe you.
Yuan Tan sighed. He originally wanted to rebuild the minimum trust between people, but it seemed that he ended in failure.
To be honest, no one believed it. It's really hard to mess around these days.
…………
on the other hand.
Yuan Shangjun camp.
"Second son, second son! Please get up, there is an important military situation!"
After being called by the judge many times, Yuan Shang came out of the inner tent wearing his coat, rubbing his eyes and yawning again and again, "What's the matter?"
"The inner circle of Yi Jing is full of flames and noisy voices. It looks like Gongsun Zan is making a big move tonight!"
The judge spoke nervously.
"Not good!" Yuan Shang was taken aback and fully awake, "How is the situation around our barracks?"
"There is no movement." The judge said.
"Hahaha, the boss is finished." After Yuan Shang thought for a while, he burst out laughing excitedly.
"Why does Second Young Master think so?" The judge asked with a puzzled expression.
Yuan Shang smiled slightly, and talked eloquently, "Since there is such a big commotion in Yi Jing, there must be military action. But there are no signs around our military camp, so there is only one possibility, that is, Gongsun Zan went to sneak attack on my elder brother's camp."
The judge got excited here, "Second Young Master, I actually thought the same way, but I couldn't say it out loud."
"It's okay, it's okay, I will speak boldly in the future."
"Order the three armies to be on alert until my elder brother comes to ask for help."
"No, no, no..." Yuan Shang felt that if this was the case, someone would definitely say that he stood still after the boss died.
So he said again: "Gongsun Zan saw how my [-] troops dared to attack me at night. He must have seen my elder brother's lack of soldiers and wanted to cut him off. I can't be indifferent to this situation. I should take the initiative to send scouts to my elder brother. After exploring there, I can make a choice."
witty!
The judge gives a thumbs up.
(End of this chapter)
The big tent was full of drunken laughter and laughter.
Everyone praised this little soldier for being too witty, and the joke he told was too good.
It's so promising, this one can be promoted.
Before Tian Yu drank less, he looked at the approaching soldier with a ghostly expression, and suddenly lost his soul, and said in a broken voice: "Yuan...Yuan Tan!"
"Yuan Tan!"
"Yuan Tan?"
The generals stared wide-eyed, thinking, Tian Yu, you also want to participate?
General Wang Men drank a lot at the moment, and seeing Tian Yu also participated, he felt that he should also show it.
Immediately, the whole blood boiled, and when he stared, he drew out his sword and said to the soldiers: "Yuan Tan, how dare you come here? Watch me take off your head and present it to the lord!"
Wangmen is relatively close to Xiaobing, and he can see it clearly when he takes a step forward.
"Yuan Tan!"
Wang Men screamed and knelt on the ground.According to his later memories, he felt that his life was over at that time, and he felt relieved when he knelt down.
Everyone was taken aback, and then burst out laughing, "General Tian, General Wang, the tacit understanding between you two is so talented, this kind of joke is really fun."
joke?I made fun of your sister!
At this moment, Tian Yu, who had always been calm, was already trembling. Yuan Tan's silent appearance here can only explain one problem, that is, a complete defeat.
"Tian Yu, surrender, only you are the most sober here." Yuan Tan looked over and said.
"My lord, go!" Tian Yu raised the case and threw it at Yuan Tan, then ran towards Gongsun Zan.
"Tian Yu, what are you doing so special?"
"You can leave if you don't drink, and you can ruin your own business. How did you do it?"
"You're having too much fun, aren't you? Do you really think Yuan Tan?"
Even if you don't give us face, you still have to give the lord face, look how happy the lord is drinking today!
"You should say he is the film king." Yuan Tan said.
"Yes, you are the actor!"
"What is an actor?"
Looking at the drunkenness of these people, Yuan Tan seemed to really think that he would not be able to enter Yijing.
It's a pity that Lao Tzu's methods are beyond your imagination.
He knocked Wangmen unconscious with one punch, drew out his sharp sword and went straight to Gongsun Zan, at the same time sternly shouted: "Do it!"
Suddenly, amidst the sound of shattering, several large holes were opened around the tent, and Zhao Yun, Xu Huang, Zhang Yun, and others rushed in one after another.
"Yuan Tan!"
Only then did Yan Gang and the others see everything clearly, and they sobered up in fear.
Gongsun Zan's eyes widened at this moment, "How could it be Yuan Tan! Have I already drunk so much?"
When clang ~.
Tian Yu raised the case, and only then did he block Yuan Tan's sword.
"My lord, let's go!"
Tian Yu kicked up, and Gongsun Zan passed through the tent, leaving only a human-shaped shadow on the cloth.
"Zilong, don't kill me, I surrender!"
Shan Jing fell to his knees at that moment.
After Tian Kai and Zou Dan were captured, Yan Gang and others fled in all directions.
"how can that be!"
Outside, Gongsun Zan, who ran away in panic, still couldn't believe that all this was true.I was drinking well by myself, when suddenly Yuan Tan rushed in, "How did he get in?"
It is definitely impossible to fly in, so as long as there is an explanation, it means digging a tunnel to come in.
"You idiots, I have arranged hundreds of big men, didn't you hear any sound?"
"Brother, I get a report every quarter of an hour. There is really no sound from the underground these days."
"Bastard, if you don't hear the voice, it can only prove one thing, that is, you are idiots!" Gongsun Zan was so angry at this moment that he was sober.
"My lord, Yuan Tan has only been here for three days. Even if he digs a tunnel, he doesn't have enough time?" Tian Yu was concerned about another doubt.
"This..." Everyone was speechless.
I can't figure it out, I can't figure it out, how did this tunnel be dug?It's so unbelievable!
Can a person dig like this?
Could it be that a mouse dug it?Even more impossible.
"Beat the drums and summon the soldiers immediately!" Gongsun Zan yelled.
Before he finished speaking, he suddenly felt a sharp pain in his abdomen, and felt his body completely vacated, and his eyes stared out in midair, "Xu Chu!"
"help me!"
Gongsun Zan shouted.
Gongsun Yue and Tian Yu went up side by side, but Yan Gang, Guan Jing, seeing that the situation was not good, ran away in another direction.
later.
Gongsun Zan was captured, as were Gongsun Yue and Tian Yu.
"Yuan Tan, if I die, I will die. Tell me, how did you enter my Yijing Fortress?"
Gongsun Zan was still not afraid of death, but he didn't understand this, and he really didn't want to die with peace.You must know that he has poured his entire life's assets into Yijing, which is no less than depositing himself in the central treasury of the Swiss Bank for later generations, and he is still robbed.
Yuan Tan knelt down and said seriously, "I really want to know?"
Gongsun Zan nodded.
Seeing that Gongsun Zan was tough, Yuan Tan still admired him, "Well, I'll tell you, I dug it with mice."
Gongsun Zan originally devoted all his heart to listening to the letter, but when he heard it, his eyes popped out of his eyes, and he roared angrily, "Yuan Tan, you bastard! You have already won, why are you still so despicable? Are you afraid that others will know your secret? Well, you can tell me alone, and then kill me immediately!"
Yuan Tan squatted down.
Gongsun Zan listened attentively.
"I really dug it with a mouse."
"No...shameless! Do you think I'll believe it? You even dug it with a mouse..." Gongsun Zan drew over.
Yuan Tan stood up, seeing Xu Chu and the others stared blankly at him, spreading his hands, "I really dug it with a mouse."
"Hmmmm..."
Xu Chu and the others nodded their heads like chickens eating rice, but the expression on their faces was that you don't lie, we won't be fooled.It was dug with a mouse, the devil will believe you.
Yuan Tan sighed. He originally wanted to rebuild the minimum trust between people, but it seemed that he ended in failure.
To be honest, no one believed it. It's really hard to mess around these days.
…………
on the other hand.
Yuan Shangjun camp.
"Second son, second son! Please get up, there is an important military situation!"
After being called by the judge many times, Yuan Shang came out of the inner tent wearing his coat, rubbing his eyes and yawning again and again, "What's the matter?"
"The inner circle of Yi Jing is full of flames and noisy voices. It looks like Gongsun Zan is making a big move tonight!"
The judge spoke nervously.
"Not good!" Yuan Shang was taken aback and fully awake, "How is the situation around our barracks?"
"There is no movement." The judge said.
"Hahaha, the boss is finished." After Yuan Shang thought for a while, he burst out laughing excitedly.
"Why does Second Young Master think so?" The judge asked with a puzzled expression.
Yuan Shang smiled slightly, and talked eloquently, "Since there is such a big commotion in Yi Jing, there must be military action. But there are no signs around our military camp, so there is only one possibility, that is, Gongsun Zan went to sneak attack on my elder brother's camp."
The judge got excited here, "Second Young Master, I actually thought the same way, but I couldn't say it out loud."
"It's okay, it's okay, I will speak boldly in the future."
"Order the three armies to be on alert until my elder brother comes to ask for help."
"No, no, no..." Yuan Shang felt that if this was the case, someone would definitely say that he stood still after the boss died.
So he said again: "Gongsun Zan saw how my [-] troops dared to attack me at night. He must have seen my elder brother's lack of soldiers and wanted to cut him off. I can't be indifferent to this situation. I should take the initiative to send scouts to my elder brother. After exploring there, I can make a choice."
witty!
The judge gives a thumbs up.
(End of this chapter)
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