all-round star

Chapter 241 Do it!you!fart!thing!
"Xu Shaoyan, you bastard, I can't hold back my tears!"

"I'm going to cry blind! This song is so touching!"

"I really want to cry. Now I just want to say that heaven is too far away, but the world is just right. I don't want any angels, I just want Teacher Xu Shaoyan!"

"+1"

"+2"

"+568!"

"Famous words: I say everyone, don't be fooled by Xu Shaoyan, he is just buying feelings! He is a liar! Xu Shaoyan, you are a dead pig! Go to hell!"

"You are enough! There is no end! Does anyone we like have anything to do with you?!"

"That's right, you're a sick person, and you're also wise to say that you're almost as good as farting!"

This person is really powerful in combat, and his face is absolutely thick, but Xu Shaoyan is also hehe, if his face is not thick enough, how could he never win the game, and find various reasons to tell the elephant that he is like an international superstar?
The person whose ID is "Famous Quotes of Reason" is none other than Lang Zhen, the former captain of the national football team who has retired!
Xu Shaoyan is really ahhh, he is really sick, the six account names scolding him, the whole damn is this Lang Zhen!
But Xu Shaoyan didn't block him right away. Firstly, the audience would feel that he attracted public opinion. Secondly, this person has karma. Are you scolding me?
Some people will scold you!

To guide public opinion?

I will attract a wave of public opinion to be a teacher for you!
Putting the guitar away, Xu Shaoyan felt in his pocket, suddenly wanting to smoke a cigarette.

When he came back from the hospital, his cigarettes were taken away by his father.

After rummaging around in the room, Xu Shaoyan found half a pack of cigarettes in a pair of unwashed trousers.

Back in front of the computer, the netizens seemed to use the barrage to divert their emotions and all criticized the wise saying.

Xu Shaoyan didn't turn off the live broadcast, the cigarette was in his mouth, and he didn't light it up. His own live broadcast platform can't teach the children badly like this!

I am a pure and flawless charming male god!
Xu Shaoyan smiled confidently in his heart.

Sure enough, Xu Shaoyan was smoking a cigarette, and the six IDs started spraying before ordering it!
"It's true! Xu Shaoyan is so morally depraved, how many people are watching the live broadcast now, Xu Shaoyan, you actually smoke openly!"

"Xu Shaoyan, you..."

"..."

This time Xu Shaoyan laughed outright sarcastically.

"My friends, I, Xu Shaoyan, have always been very generous, but I really have nothing to say to some brain-dead people who owe taxes on their IQ. You have seen it today. These six accounts have always scolded me. I really feel sorry for them. This gentleman’s IQ is urgent. I, Xu Shaoyan, opened the Douyu live broadcast, wrote the software, and made the entire website by myself. Do you think I don’t know who you are? I let people Check your IP address in the background to know what's going on with you!"

Xu Shaoyan said that netizens' eyes widened.

"Hold the grass! There is a situation!"

"This gentleman? Teacher Xu Shaoyan, do you know who this mad dog is?"

"This one is not these few, rely on rely on rely on rely on rely on rely on! Let's talk about why these six accounts are so strange! So they are all trumpets!"

"Damn it! Teacher Xu Shaoyan, you want us to be ashamed, don't you? You spent [-] million on such a big website, but you still made it yourself?!"

"Worship!"

"Worship +1"

"+2"

"+65987!"

"Speaking of Teacher Xu Shaoyan, who is this person?!"

"Yeah, who is he?!"

Xu Shaoyan yawned, he hadn't recovered yet, he was really sleepy after living for so long.

Looking at the screen, Xu Shaoyan said: "Mr. Lang Zhen, a former international player, I understand why you have such a thick skin. You have never been so thick-skinned. I am sleepy and have no time to watch you barking! For me Whatever you do, I'll give you four words - do your ass!"

After finishing speaking, Xu Shaoyan closed the live broadcast room, and on the Internet, Zhao Wenya also posted the screenshot obtained by hacking into Lang Zhen's computer after chasing the IP address just now.

In an instant, the Internet exploded!

Douyu live broadcast now has at least 400 million people online, and all the netizens are stunned, thinking about the four words that Xu Shaoyan said before closing the live broadcast room.

fuck you?

fuck you? !
Yes, I, Xu Shaoyan, started a company to do your shit!

I, Xu Shaoyan, spent [-] million yuan doing your shit!
I, Xu Shaoyan, did your shit for my fans!
How can I, Xu Shaoyan, do your shit!
I!May!Introduction!Word!Do! What! What! Do! You!Fart! Things!
……

The netizens were speechless, they wanted to laugh, but they couldn't!
Nima, very good, this is very Xu Shaoyan, even if he is seriously injured and pale, Xu Shaoyan is still Xu Shaoyan.

Does what I, Xu Shaoyan, have to do with you?
Answer, no!

However, most netizens can also recognize that Xu Shaoyan's words are sincere, because Xu Shaoyan is still very friendly to ordinary passers-by and fans.

If it was aimed at them, Xu Shaoyan would have launched a live broadcast and started complaining long ago!

As for Lang Zhen, who has been pursuing a good impression recently, and is doing charity and public welfare and plans to transition to the entertainment industry, netizens flock to his Weibo and official account to scold him!

Especially the Shaoyan fan group, which hadn't appeared recently, suddenly popped up now.

Who is the most swearing person in the entertainment industry?

Answer, Xu Shaoyan!

Who is the most swearing fan group?
Answer, Shaoyan Fan Club.

Rushing to Lang Zhen's side, Shaoyan's fan group opened fire collectively!
"I don't even have any hangings. You're so embarrassed to come out and show yourself. Not only do you have the temperament of a pig, you also have the appearance of a pig!"

"You look like an idiot from the left, a fool from the right, a pig from the top, and a donkey from the bottom."

"Oh, Lang Zhen, Lang Zhen, when you can talk about civilization and quality, I think it's the time when the whole world will be reincarnated as a human being again."

"What kind of birth, the purpose of immigrating to Mars is to leave him! Idiot, who said that pigs have the most stupid brains? I said that pigs have the smartest brains. They sleep after eating and don't have to think about anything. They are fat and fat." , I can only say that the pig’s brain is well maintained, and Lang Zhen’s brain is also the best maintained.”

Many people are scolding, Lang really wants to turn off the comment function, but Zhao Wenya has already been hacked on his Weibo, turn it off?Think beautifully!
At home, Xu Shaoyan blocked the six registered numbers of Lang Zhen in the backstage of the Douyu live broadcast. Qiao Ran grabbed Xu Shaoyan's guitar and said, "Brother Xu, lend me the guitar, and I will also play it for the live broadcast. This thing is still available." It's very fresh!"

Out of curiosity, Qiao Ran slowly took out the lighter and lit a small cigarette for herself, "Take it, remember to go downstairs for supper later, I'll rest for a while and then come to poison them at midnight, live cooking!"

After finishing speaking, Xu Shaoyan smiled cheaply, Zhao Wenya came over and rolled his eyes.

"Brother Xu, can you be handsome for more than three seconds? How did I find out that your sensuality is only on the outside, but you are just a cheap girl on the inside?"

Zhao Wenya stretched out her hand to pinch Xu Shaoyan's face, posing in various poses, and Xu Shaoyan also cooperated, opening his chin to make faces.

Qiao Ran looked at the movements of the two of them, and immediately turned his face away. Xu Shaoyan himself didn't realize that he was extremely tolerant towards Zhao Wenya, right?

After pinching, Zhao Wenya also went to download the live broadcast software to prepare for the live broadcast. Xu Shaoyan hadn't smoked a cigarette before the door opened.

"What are you smoking! Pinch it!" Xu Shaoyan sneered as his mother turned pale when she smelled the smoke when she entered the door.

"Oh, Mom, I thought about it, just take a sip, take a sip, just take a sip!"

"No! We'll wait until you're in good health! This injury hasn't healed yet, why are you smoking!" Dad also had a fierce expression on his face, so Xu Shaoyan simply stood up to hide.

"I didn't hear it, I didn't hear it!" Xu Shaoyan cheated, and An Shiqing and members of Chaoge team came in from behind.

An Shiqing was sobbing, obviously holding back the tears, Qiu Mi let go of the arm that was holding An Shiqing, and suddenly bowed to Xu Shaoyan. "Mr. Xu Shaoyan, thank you."

The other three members of Team Chaoge did the same and bowed to Xu Shaoyan.

"Mr. Xu Shaoyan, thank you! Thank you for everything you have done for Sister An!"

Xu Shaoyan took a puff of cigarette, then exhaled a long puff.

"Thank me? Thank you for what, you don't need to be polite to me! They are all from our own people."

As soon as the words were finished, the cigarette in her hand was pinched away by the mother, "Smoke after the injury is healed! You still don't listen to me, do you!"

Xu Shaoyan stuck out his tongue, alas, someday hide out and smoke!

But how long can I endure it?

As soon as he finished sticking out his tongue, Xu Shaoyan's cell phone rang, and he took it out of his pocket to see that the number was very strange.

"18794685521? The number in the capital? Who is this person?"

Xu Shaoyan didn't know this number, but the faces of Qiu Mi and An Shiqing changed instantly.

Qiu Mi looked surprised: "Teacher Xu Shaoyan, that's... that's the number of Director Ye of the E-Sports Administration!"

(End of this chapter)