God-level opening and hanging lottery system
Chapter 43 Happy Cooperation
Chapter 43 Happy Cooperation
puff!
This time, no matter whether it was Su Chen's live broadcast room or Xiao Jiujiu's live broadcast room, the viewers all sprayed the entire screen...
What the hell!
This is so cheap, right?
And Xiao Jiujiu almost slipped from the chair, with a dull, astonished and various expressions on his face, it was as wonderful as it could be.
Moreover, he instinctively calculated in his mind, how much is 20.00% of five thousand...
Pooh!
I'm a fart!
Xiao Jiujiu woke up suddenly, looking at the words of the robot on the public screen, she was so angry that her teeth ached.
Why is the other party so shameless?
The audience burst out laughing.
"Pfft! Sure enough, there is no cheapest, only cheapest."
"This is so cheap that I want to hit someone, Xiao Jiujiu's mentality is going to explode."
"I suspect it has blown up."
Just then, the robot started typing again.
"Hey, why didn't you talk? You had to count the money just now. If I didn't cooperate with you in the performance, how could you kill me?"
I cooperate with your sister!
Also, did I ask you to act?
No!No! !
Xiao Jiujiu roared in his heart, if he hadn't been concerned that he was a broadcaster and couldn't spray people in public to damage the image he had formed for a long time, he would definitely spray this stinky shameless thing to death at a speed of five sprays per second!
Su Chen typed and said: "The money must be counted. Just now I said [-] to [-] percent, but you didn't say anything, and you agreed. That is to say, including this time and the next few times, you have to count the money. You can be shameless." , but you can’t be as shameless as you, brother, you have to give money.”
puff!
Finally, Xiao Jiujiu couldn't help vomiting blood, her whole face was twitching, she had seen shameless people, but she had never seen such shameless people.
Shameless?
Obviously you are shameless, okay? !
If I don't speak, it means that I acquiesce?Your logic also forces me to be speechless.
The rest of the audience was already laughing.
But this really misled some new viewers, thinking that Xiao Jiujiu was openly interacting with each other, and someone brushed him on the barrage to invite actors.
"Brothers, brothers, this is a silver game, what kind of actors do I invite, is it because this robot is messing around."
Xiao Jiujiu quickly explained.
"Then are you extorting money from Brother Sun?"
Explanation was useless, and the barrage intensified.
At this moment, Xiao Jiujiu really wanted to strangle that bastard to death.
And at this moment, Su Chen jumped out again.
"Brother dei, I did the math for you just now. Look, 20.00% of one thousand is two hundred, and 20.00% of five thousand is two hundred multiplied by five, which is 1000 yuan. Remember to transfer this 1000 yuan to me on WeChat , after the fight is over, let’s add a WeChat friend, and if there is such a good thing next time, you can still call me.”
If the people from Class 83 were here, they would definitely find this sentence inexplicably familiar.
I! !I'll add your sister's WeChat!
Xiao Jiujiu felt like she was going to collapse.
The audience burst into laughter, and the number of viewers in Su Chen's live broadcast room skyrocketed.
"God damn the calculation method, it's almost the same for elementary school students."
"Haha, it seems that there will be an e-sports Chen Jingrun."
"Second Battalion Commander, you fucking bring out my Italian pasta, and give this new anchor a taste."
"Xiu, Tianxiu, shameless Xiu!"
"You stay here and don't move around. I'll pull up an orange tree for you."
That is to say, Su Chen's shameless style and schoolboy atmosphere attracted a large audience in a short period of time.
Su Chen didn't know this, looked at Leopard Girl who didn't respond, and shook her head again: "People these days, they really don't have a conscience, they even have to take [-]% of my own, hey..."
The audience laughed again, this cheating anchor is really shameless.
Keep playing the game.
And after that, more viewers also saw Su Chen's way of opening and hanging, and couldn't help being amazed.
As long as you are in line with the robot, Verus has the same reverse BUFF, Q reverse, E direction, R is still reverse, three active skills, all fucking reverse!
Verus wanted to cry, but when the bottom lane team came to catch the robot, when he hit the R skill on the air behind him, the embarrassing atmosphere in the mid lane scene at that time is still unforgettable.
From that moment on, the bottom lane combination never came to the middle lane again.
Xiao Jiujiu's teeth were itching with hatred, and she kept staring at Su Chen. In order to kill Su Chen, she directly changed to AD Leopard Girl, and even used Ping A to kill Su Chen.
However, when the leopard girl came over from the river behind, the robot that was replenishing soldiers actually stood under the opponent's tower, motionless, allowing the defense tower to attack itself.
At this moment, Xiao Jiujiu's heart skipped a beat, he had a bad premonition.
Sure enough, the robot started laughing at this moment.
With a dark face, Xiao Jiujiu went up and gave him an A, but the robot was still there, motionless, laughing wantonly.
"I'm shit. You. Mom! You're fucking gank by me, please look like you've been gank, okay! You fucking run away! Either you fight back!"
Xiao Jiujiu's face turned green, what the hell is the other party trying to play herself.
This was seen by the audience, it was like shit in the crotch.
So the question is, should the robot kill or not?
Kill it, the other party is giving it away, it's the same as humiliating yourself, if you don't kill it, you will appear guilty...
Xiao Jiujiu is really a fucking dog, can you let me have a good time in this silver game?
He didn't dare to attack indiscriminately anymore, but the robot just didn't move under the tower, and then the words of the robot appeared on the public screen.
"Brother dei, hurry up, kill me, and another 5000 yuan has arrived in the account. At that time, the two of us will choose a place where no one is around and divide it secretly."
puff!
The audience burst out laughing. Do we still need to choose a place where there are no people?The whole seafood table is almost known.
Madman Sun also frowned, this was completely different from what he expected, the robot did not bring him any pleasure at all, it was like eating a fly.
And Xiao Jiujiu's face was green and white for a while. If he really killed him, he would be ridiculed by the audience. Even if it was a game of abuse, the opponent would have to resist. If the opponent does not resist, he will kill you. Interesting?
Xiao Jiujiu was really messed up, he really didn't expect things to develop like this...
"Forget it, I won't kill you, fuck!"
Xiao Jiujiu left feeling very aggrieved.
Seeing that the bloody leopard girl gave up on the robot with only a trace of blood left, the two live broadcast rooms exploded!
However, Su Chen was not happy. He controlled the robot, and a mechanical flying claw pulled him back.
Didn't you come to catch me? How could you not kill me?
You fucking killed me!
"Fuck!"
Xiao Jiujiu's face turned green, and she felt a rush of old blood, and she wanted to spit it out of her throat uncontrollably.
But Leopard Girl didn't fight back, Su Chen entered the tower again.
The next moment, the robot became scrap metal.
Since Leopard Girl A took a look before, this head is still considered Leopard Girl, and the screen also shows that Leopard Girl killed the robot.
Under Xiao Jiujiu's expression of fear, another line of extremely excited words appeared on the public screen.
"Brother dei, counting this time, it's already 2000 yuan, happy cooperation."
(End of this chapter)
puff!
This time, no matter whether it was Su Chen's live broadcast room or Xiao Jiujiu's live broadcast room, the viewers all sprayed the entire screen...
What the hell!
This is so cheap, right?
And Xiao Jiujiu almost slipped from the chair, with a dull, astonished and various expressions on his face, it was as wonderful as it could be.
Moreover, he instinctively calculated in his mind, how much is 20.00% of five thousand...
Pooh!
I'm a fart!
Xiao Jiujiu woke up suddenly, looking at the words of the robot on the public screen, she was so angry that her teeth ached.
Why is the other party so shameless?
The audience burst out laughing.
"Pfft! Sure enough, there is no cheapest, only cheapest."
"This is so cheap that I want to hit someone, Xiao Jiujiu's mentality is going to explode."
"I suspect it has blown up."
Just then, the robot started typing again.
"Hey, why didn't you talk? You had to count the money just now. If I didn't cooperate with you in the performance, how could you kill me?"
I cooperate with your sister!
Also, did I ask you to act?
No!No! !
Xiao Jiujiu roared in his heart, if he hadn't been concerned that he was a broadcaster and couldn't spray people in public to damage the image he had formed for a long time, he would definitely spray this stinky shameless thing to death at a speed of five sprays per second!
Su Chen typed and said: "The money must be counted. Just now I said [-] to [-] percent, but you didn't say anything, and you agreed. That is to say, including this time and the next few times, you have to count the money. You can be shameless." , but you can’t be as shameless as you, brother, you have to give money.”
puff!
Finally, Xiao Jiujiu couldn't help vomiting blood, her whole face was twitching, she had seen shameless people, but she had never seen such shameless people.
Shameless?
Obviously you are shameless, okay? !
If I don't speak, it means that I acquiesce?Your logic also forces me to be speechless.
The rest of the audience was already laughing.
But this really misled some new viewers, thinking that Xiao Jiujiu was openly interacting with each other, and someone brushed him on the barrage to invite actors.
"Brothers, brothers, this is a silver game, what kind of actors do I invite, is it because this robot is messing around."
Xiao Jiujiu quickly explained.
"Then are you extorting money from Brother Sun?"
Explanation was useless, and the barrage intensified.
At this moment, Xiao Jiujiu really wanted to strangle that bastard to death.
And at this moment, Su Chen jumped out again.
"Brother dei, I did the math for you just now. Look, 20.00% of one thousand is two hundred, and 20.00% of five thousand is two hundred multiplied by five, which is 1000 yuan. Remember to transfer this 1000 yuan to me on WeChat , after the fight is over, let’s add a WeChat friend, and if there is such a good thing next time, you can still call me.”
If the people from Class 83 were here, they would definitely find this sentence inexplicably familiar.
I! !I'll add your sister's WeChat!
Xiao Jiujiu felt like she was going to collapse.
The audience burst into laughter, and the number of viewers in Su Chen's live broadcast room skyrocketed.
"God damn the calculation method, it's almost the same for elementary school students."
"Haha, it seems that there will be an e-sports Chen Jingrun."
"Second Battalion Commander, you fucking bring out my Italian pasta, and give this new anchor a taste."
"Xiu, Tianxiu, shameless Xiu!"
"You stay here and don't move around. I'll pull up an orange tree for you."
That is to say, Su Chen's shameless style and schoolboy atmosphere attracted a large audience in a short period of time.
Su Chen didn't know this, looked at Leopard Girl who didn't respond, and shook her head again: "People these days, they really don't have a conscience, they even have to take [-]% of my own, hey..."
The audience laughed again, this cheating anchor is really shameless.
Keep playing the game.
And after that, more viewers also saw Su Chen's way of opening and hanging, and couldn't help being amazed.
As long as you are in line with the robot, Verus has the same reverse BUFF, Q reverse, E direction, R is still reverse, three active skills, all fucking reverse!
Verus wanted to cry, but when the bottom lane team came to catch the robot, when he hit the R skill on the air behind him, the embarrassing atmosphere in the mid lane scene at that time is still unforgettable.
From that moment on, the bottom lane combination never came to the middle lane again.
Xiao Jiujiu's teeth were itching with hatred, and she kept staring at Su Chen. In order to kill Su Chen, she directly changed to AD Leopard Girl, and even used Ping A to kill Su Chen.
However, when the leopard girl came over from the river behind, the robot that was replenishing soldiers actually stood under the opponent's tower, motionless, allowing the defense tower to attack itself.
At this moment, Xiao Jiujiu's heart skipped a beat, he had a bad premonition.
Sure enough, the robot started laughing at this moment.
With a dark face, Xiao Jiujiu went up and gave him an A, but the robot was still there, motionless, laughing wantonly.
"I'm shit. You. Mom! You're fucking gank by me, please look like you've been gank, okay! You fucking run away! Either you fight back!"
Xiao Jiujiu's face turned green, what the hell is the other party trying to play herself.
This was seen by the audience, it was like shit in the crotch.
So the question is, should the robot kill or not?
Kill it, the other party is giving it away, it's the same as humiliating yourself, if you don't kill it, you will appear guilty...
Xiao Jiujiu is really a fucking dog, can you let me have a good time in this silver game?
He didn't dare to attack indiscriminately anymore, but the robot just didn't move under the tower, and then the words of the robot appeared on the public screen.
"Brother dei, hurry up, kill me, and another 5000 yuan has arrived in the account. At that time, the two of us will choose a place where no one is around and divide it secretly."
puff!
The audience burst out laughing. Do we still need to choose a place where there are no people?The whole seafood table is almost known.
Madman Sun also frowned, this was completely different from what he expected, the robot did not bring him any pleasure at all, it was like eating a fly.
And Xiao Jiujiu's face was green and white for a while. If he really killed him, he would be ridiculed by the audience. Even if it was a game of abuse, the opponent would have to resist. If the opponent does not resist, he will kill you. Interesting?
Xiao Jiujiu was really messed up, he really didn't expect things to develop like this...
"Forget it, I won't kill you, fuck!"
Xiao Jiujiu left feeling very aggrieved.
Seeing that the bloody leopard girl gave up on the robot with only a trace of blood left, the two live broadcast rooms exploded!
However, Su Chen was not happy. He controlled the robot, and a mechanical flying claw pulled him back.
Didn't you come to catch me? How could you not kill me?
You fucking killed me!
"Fuck!"
Xiao Jiujiu's face turned green, and she felt a rush of old blood, and she wanted to spit it out of her throat uncontrollably.
But Leopard Girl didn't fight back, Su Chen entered the tower again.
The next moment, the robot became scrap metal.
Since Leopard Girl A took a look before, this head is still considered Leopard Girl, and the screen also shows that Leopard Girl killed the robot.
Under Xiao Jiujiu's expression of fear, another line of extremely excited words appeared on the public screen.
"Brother dei, counting this time, it's already 2000 yuan, happy cooperation."
(End of this chapter)
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