God-level opening and hanging lottery system

Chapter 320 Taking in the Bankrupt Girl from Gambling

Chapter 320 Taking in the Bankrupt Girl from Gambling
However, Su Chen calmly looked at a car approaching in the distance, as if he was drunk, this car was taking an S shape.

So, Su Chen opened the mirror and aimed at the opponent.

"Brother Gu, don't tell me that you can hit everything!"

"It's a few hundred meters away. Brother Gu, you're still using a quadruple mirror, right? The weapon isn't an AWM, so how the hell can you hit it?"

"You can't hit it, you can't hit it, you can't hit it."

Those audiences were frantically swiping the barrage, but their eyes were fixed on the screen. Although they said verbally that they would not hit, they all knew in their hearts that Brother Gu was a man who was good at creating miracles.

boom!
There was a gunshot, about a second later, the car that was driving, suddenly seemed to lose control, hit the side, and exploded directly.

This shot directly killed the opponent, and it was still a headshot!
This scene really made the audience suffocate. Although you are not a third-level headshot, isn't your headshot shot a little too exaggerated?
Moreover, this is more difficult than the previous one, and this is still a person who is driving.

Wow, I am looking at the stone hammer, I can't wash it, I can't wash it. "

"Pfft, I'm aiming at a fart, Brother Gu's crosshairs are not even locked, okay, it's all shaking by myself."

"Really, Brother Gu can really perform operations that can only be done with a cheat. I think he is a cheat himself."

"Brother, it makes sense, a mudslide in the game live broadcasting world."

Su Chen took a look, and there was no one around, so he continued to run poison, and said while running poison, "Brothers, this round is not a big problem, you can definitely eat chicken."

"Even though you played those two waves of operations just now, I always think that you are too good to eat. It is impossible to eat chicken at all. In my heart, you will always be the best anchor, Da Sima."

"Pfft! Don't blackmail Da Sima, it's too skinny. Brother Gu and Da Sima's skins are in the same line."

There are not many people running poison in the game, and Su Chen also took advantage of this time to start running the train with his mouth full again.

"Brothers, isn't it the 18 World Cup recently? Have you watched it?"

"Yo, Brother Gu, do you watch football too?"

"Okay, I didn't expect Brother Gu to be in the same league. Which team does Brother Gu like?"

The audience is also talking about it. The hottest thing recently is the World Cup in 18, which happens every four years.

Su Chen sighed: "I heard that there were many accidents in this World Cup."

"That's right, Brother Gu, Argentina almost didn't qualify. It's really a risk."

"Haha, Mengniu's spoof advertisement, I'm not born to be strong, I'm just born to be cool."

"I'm Messi, I'm in a panic now, what should I do?"

"Fortunately, Argentina qualified in the end, otherwise the rooftop would be crowded again."

The audience immediately started swiping the screen, and Su Chen also interjected when he saw these bullet screens.

"The roof is too crowded, you can squeeze into my heart."

puff!
Many viewers burst out laughing.

"Brother Hang, are you starting again?"

"Brother Gu, can you stop being so skinny, he's drinking water."

Su Chen chuckled: "I don't want to gamble recently, I just want to see your beauty. Is there any girl in the audience who would like to let me have a look?"

"Brother Gu, don't even think about it. You don't have any female fans in the live broadcast room. They are all men. Do you want a big man who picks your feet?"

"Brother Gu, you still talk about earthy love stories. I can't take it anymore. I have goosebumps."

However, Su Chen seemed to be addicted.

"Okay, I'll make another advertisement to take in bankrupt girls from gambling. The requirements are 20 to 27 years old, weight 90 to 110 catties, height 165 to 175, good body, good skin, good appearance, and good personality. Disasters are ruthless. Love, please contact me as soon as possible, after all, my ability is limited, hurry up, after all, after the group stage, you may not even be able to make an appointment with me."

"Wow, Brother Gu, are you so skinny?"

"Brother Gu, eat chicken well, don't treat it like a leather sofa."

But Su Chen continued: "Brothers and sisters, why do you know that the German team will lose?"

"Why?" The barrage was very cooperative.

Su Chen coughed: "Although the German team is very strong, in this land of Russia, historical reasons must also be considered."

"Brother Hang, what's the reason?"

"The Germans never won a battle in Moscow."

Many viewers also joked: "Brother Gu, so what you want to say is that the champion team this year is France? After all, only Napoleon captured Moscow."

Su Chen controlled the characters to continue running the poison, and after killing another group of people and continuing to run the poison, he continued talking.

"Actually, you may not believe it. I am an anchor, and I am very tired. I do my best to live broadcast, but I can't make a lot of money. There is no platform that dares to sign me, and I can't receive much gift money. It's really miserable. "

The audience was not fooled: "Wow, Brother Gu, you are blatantly cheating, which live broadcast platform dares to ask you?"

"Brother Gu, if you have the ability, show your face and broadcast live. I guarantee that there will be a platform for you."

Su Chen continued: "Later, when I heard that the annual salary of the players of the national football team is tens of millions, I was moved. Why, why can they achieve an annual salary of tens of millions, but I can only earn [-]? It’s not fair, what they can do, I can do too, so, I wrote an application a few days ago, hoping to join the national football team, the reason is what I said.”

The barrage frantically swiped up.

"It's started, it's started."

"Guang Ge Niu Beer, special cross talk jokes?"

"Hurry up, hurry up."

Su Chen said with a smile: "The reason is actually very simple. The first one is that I can't win the ball. The second one is that I can't dribble past the opponent's player. The third one is that the opponent's player can easily pass me by dribbling the ball." Passed by... No. 11, I can often pick up girls at night, and I guarantee that there are more women than others; No. [-], I will post on Weibo after losing a game, accusing the fans who scolded me."

"I knew it, Brother Gu, you started telling jokes again."

"Brother Gu, hurry up, hurry up."

Su Chen continued: "Unexpectedly, the national football team rejected me. I have no choice but to settle for the next best thing and continue to apply for a commentator with an annual salary of one million, because I can also comment. Sentence. There is not much time left for the Chinese team. The situation of the Chinese team is very serious. This year’s venue and weather have greatly hindered the Chinese team. We still have hope."

The audience was all laughing, because Su Chen's tone at this time was really very similar to that of an announcer, with a serious tone, but what he said was very funny.

"Anyway, football game commentary is quite easy. No matter how nonsense you say in the game, if the score is slapped in the face, just say one sentence: This is football, and then I will give you a popular science. Do you know why there is no Chinese team in the World Cup? Team USA?"

(End of this chapter)

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