villain king

Chapter 247 Did You Lie To My Dad Like This?

After carrying Father Wan back to the bed with difficulty, seeing that he showed no signs of vomiting, Ji Yun turned around and left with peace of mind.

Several people returned to the room to rest, and the air in the living room was still filled with a little smell of alcohol.

The lights outside the window are bright, and the lights illuminate the night.

Yanjing issued a regulation two years ago that fireworks and firecrackers were not allowed within the Fifth Ring Road, but Ji Yun's house is outside the Sixth Ring Road, so naturally there are not so many restrictions.

Although Xiaonian is not as lively as New Year's Eve, there are always a few families standing on their balconies and screaming out of the sky.

It adds a little taste of the year.

Ji Yun was about to open the window and smoke a cigarette to wake himself up.

Looking at it, the old Jitou was also squatting under the window, puffing a cloud.

"Okay, you smoked secretly, I'll report to my mother right now!"

"You kid, you only allow the state officials to set fires and not allow the people to light the lamps. If you are so addicted to cigarettes, let us take care of you. You can have fun secretly, and you even trained me."

"I was under a lot of pressure."

"You little brat, why is there so much pressure? I have taken two high school classes and I don't have so many things to do with you." Old Jitou patted Ji Yun, and pouted at the room where Father Wan was resting, "Send it back gone?"

"Well, already asleep, he should be a little out of shape."

"Nonsense, I just got off the plane, backed up the car for such a long time, and let you, a young man, sneak attack me, can you be in good condition?" Old Jitou said angrily, "Let's talk about you , your father-in-law came all the way here, and he didn’t even let him pretend to be a B, so he tricked him.”

"Dad, why are you spitting dirty words out of your mouth? It's not good to be a good teacher."

"Nonsense, let's see if you don't live up to it." Old Ji rolled his eyes at him, "I didn't try as hard as you when I chased your mother back then, and I had to help you open up the conversation."

Ji Yun muttered in a low voice: "At that time, you were simple and simple, and you didn't get on the bus first and then pay for the ticket."

"What are you mumbling about there?"

"I mean, I can't keep up with the bright and stalwart Teacher Ji, and I'm just far behind in the world."

"It's been a long time since I gave you a class. Seeing how unbelievable you are, I have to make up for you today."

Old Jitou also drank some wine, he was in the middle of having trouble and couldn't sleep, and wanted to make up lessons for Ji Yun as soon as he got interested.

He took out two Mazzas from the utility room, and two bottles of beer from the refrigerator. There were still peanuts left on the table.

Put the peanuts on the ground, and the two of you started the second meal.

"How are your two classes doing?"

"It's not good. They know my son is a big star, and they are thinking about going to an art school. Several little girls are not studying seriously, and they play with those broken hairs every day."

Ji Yun chuckled, no matter what era, they are all the same.

"Sigh." Old Ji Tou suddenly sighed, "You have indeed changed a bit since you entered this line of work."

He raised his head, as if recalling, "It seems that when you just came back from filming Tian Long Ba Bu, I felt that you were completely different from before."

Ji Yun's heart skipped a beat.

Old Ji shook his head and chuckled lightly, dispelling the distracting thoughts in Ji Yun's mind, "It's good that you have grown up."

"Ah."

"When I was your age, the truth was in front of me. I didn't want to touch it. Later, when I entered the society, he forced you to understand those truths."

Old Ji sighed a little, swallowed two peanuts, and regained his composure.

"It's far away, let me teach you how to fool around to please my father-in-law."

Ji Yun smiled, "How did Grandpa let you take it down?"

"Sweet-mouthed, discerning, hard-working."

Old Jitou analyzed each item one by one, "Sweet mouth is just too much boasting, hold him until his calf becomes weak."

"That's too much."

Ji Yun, he's an old single dog. In his previous life, he was ugly and had no partner. In this life, once he issued an SSR, he really doesn't have much experience in dealing with his father-in-law.

"Thousands of clothes, no flattering clothes, of course, you should praise your mother-in-law more, if you look good, say Wan Qian looks like your mother, if you don't look good, say Wan Qian's personality Just follow my mother, praise the fish if you raise fish, praise the flowers when you raise flowers, do what you like."

"Then if you're not good-looking, you're not good-natured?"

The old Jitou glanced at him, showing an unteachable expression of a child: "Then you can praise her for being human? I have to list all the situations in front of you and draw a list for you? You yourself You won’t draw inferences from one instance, will you?”

"Yes Yes Yes."

"Secondly, with a bit of eyesight, you can see that he is still drinking when he can't drink anymore. Do you think your father-in-law has become a buffalo?"

"I didn't drink much either."

"Come on, I'll give you a bottom-of-the-box unique skill."

"You say, I listen."

Old Ji smiled, "Next time you want to see if he can't drink anymore, you can run to the bathroom as hard as you can, and after running three or two times, he will persuade you not to drink anymore. He saved face, and you go down the slope Donkeys are not ashamed."

"High! It's really high!" Ji Yun could not wait to clap his hands and applaud, "Are you talking about empirical theory or theoretical theory?"

"Nonsense, of course it's practice after investigation." Suddenly realizing something was wrong, the old Jitou raised his voice: "Don't separate your mother and I, we are both first loves."

"You are so handsome, do you really have no relationship experience?"

Ji Yun was a little unbelievable, his ability to practice true knowledge is not like first love.

"Go, go, learn or not."

"study!"

"The third point is to be diligent."

Old Jitou found the feeling in the classroom, but the lack of a blackboard made him a little uncomfortable.

"Diligence means don't let yourself be idle, and make a good impression on others." Old Jitou drank a glass of beer happily, and said quite complacently: "When I first went to your grandpa's house, your grandpa had a painting on it. There was a missing nail on the wall, and I replaced it.

At that time, I went to five hardware stores before I found the matching nails and reinstalled them. Your grandpa was very happy at that time, and he never made things difficult for me again. "

Ji Yun nodded in admiration, "Be diligent! I made a note of it."

"Ahem, of course, sometimes you have to use a little bit of tricks."

"Huh? Liar?"

"Hey! That can't be called a lie, but" Old Ji, who has been working as a teacher for so many years, was at a loss for words at the first moment, "Forget it, it's just a lie!"

"At that time, I had never drunk your grandpa before, so I went to the bathroom with my drink in my mouth, and I vomited everywhere. I vomited out two bottles after going back and forth several times. The nail was that I took advantage of your grandpa to go to the bathroom. I pried it off and hid it in my pocket secretly, and then I walked around outside for half a circle and smoked half a pack of cigarettes before going back.”

Uh, just as Ji Yun wanted to praise, his eyes drifted away, and sweat appeared on his head instantly, and he winked and said: "Dad, you probably made it up to teach me."

The complacent old Jitou didn't pay attention to Ji Yun's hint at all, "To be honest, I have hidden this glorious deed for more than 20 years, and if I hold it back, I will definitely get sick."

He was looking relaxed and happy when he suddenly felt a chill down his spine.

The next second, a cold voice came from behind.

"You lied to my dad like that, didn't you?"

(End of this chapter)